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Protoclown
Feb 5th, 2003, 06:14 PM
IF I COULD NUKE YOU FROM ORBIT SO AS TO BE SURE, BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE, I WOULD DO IT IN A HEARTBEAT AND LAUGH WHILE I WAS DYING FROM RADIATION POISIONING AS I CAME BACK DOWN TO SHIT ON THE WORLD'S GREAT BIG ROCKY CORPSE.

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James
Feb 5th, 2003, 06:15 PM
I would take a more specific approach myself, amassing an army to slaughter anyone we came in contact with, until we swept the whole world clean. Then, we'd turn our weapons onto ourselves. Leave the planet, and our rotting corpses, for the animals to thrive on.
Les Waste
Feb 5th, 2003, 06:16 PM
Looks like somebody had a bad day :rolleyes

Why don't you have a snack and watch cartoons? That will make you feel better. :)

:goodadvice
Protoclown
Feb 5th, 2003, 06:17 PM
AND I WOULD EAT ALL THE ANIMALS TOO, TO PISS OFF THE VEGANS, AND I WOULD EAT ALL THE TREES AND PLANTS TO PISS OFF THE GREEN PEACE FAGS!

JUST BECAUSE I CAN
James
Feb 5th, 2003, 06:18 PM
The animals aren't worth it. They're not despicable pieces of shit like humans are. Animals can't lie, they can't hurt your feelings, they can't make you wish you were dead.
Protoclown
Feb 5th, 2003, 06:20 PM
BUT THEY TASTE GOOD AND MY VENGEANCE IS A HUNGRY VENGEANCE
Les Waste
Feb 5th, 2003, 06:23 PM
You can have a nice snack of raw, bloody flesh and Capri Sun Coolers :)

While you sit on the living room floor and watch some cartoons. Yu-Gi-Oh is probably on :)

How was school, Protoclown? Dinner is almost ready. :)
GnrySgtHartman
Feb 5th, 2003, 06:26 PM
The animals aren't worth it. They're not despicable pieces of shit like humans are. Animals can't lie, they can't hurt your feelings, they can't make you wish you were dead.
You can say THAT again jamesman http://www.venturadistribution.com/uploads/new_rel/Jane_Goodalls_Wild_Chimpanzees.boxcover.jpeg
Protoclown
Feb 5th, 2003, 06:27 PM
How was school, Protoclown? Dinner is almost ready. :)

Not bad, "Dad". JOE STRUMMER IS DEAD. DEAD DEAD DEAD.
James
Feb 5th, 2003, 06:27 PM
BANNED >:
Les Waste
Feb 5th, 2003, 06:33 PM
:(

SO IS JERSEYBOY'S DAD BUT PEOPLE DON'T KEEP REMINDING HIM IN CRUEL WAYS
Protoclown
Feb 5th, 2003, 06:34 PM
BOBO MADE ME LOL :lol
Les Waste
Feb 5th, 2003, 06:36 PM
Not bad, "Dad".

I WAS TRYING TO SOUND LIKE YOUR MOM :rolleyes

:( I WISH MY MOM OFFERED MY CAPRI SUN COOLERS :(
Protoclown
Feb 5th, 2003, 06:40 PM
IT IS OKAY, WE CAN KISS AND MAKE UP NOW :love

BUT YOU MUST REALIZE THAT YOU ARE STILL GOING TO BE NUKED WITH ALL THE OTHERS :(
Les Waste
Feb 5th, 2003, 06:57 PM
Meh. I had a good run. :/
punkgrrrlie10
Feb 5th, 2003, 11:25 PM
:/
sadie
Feb 6th, 2003, 01:01 AM
i know what proto needs. ;)
James
Feb 6th, 2003, 01:04 AM
Access to a space shuttle and nuclear weapons, duh. :rolleyes

I, however, will take a sawed-off shotgun, and a sword with a blade made of diamond.
Protoclown
Feb 6th, 2003, 01:05 AM
What I need is for my dad to find a new job and NOT get laid off for a NINTH fucking time. >:
sadie
Feb 6th, 2003, 01:06 AM
you still live at home?
Protoclown
Feb 6th, 2003, 01:07 AM
No, but that doesn't mean I'm not pissed off about it. My dad turns 61 this year. It's not like it's getting any easier for him to find work as a computer programmer.
sadie
Feb 6th, 2003, 01:20 AM
i just read the details in that other thread. sowwies. :(
Protoclown
Feb 6th, 2003, 01:23 AM
It's okay. I am angry because he has been shat upon by the corporate world for my entire life, and I know that kind of world is nothing I want to be a part of, but I find myself stuck in it anyway.

Now...about that other thing you said I need... ;) :love ;)
sadie
Feb 6th, 2003, 01:29 AM
did you bring the marshmallows? :love;):love
LegoLars
Feb 6th, 2003, 05:50 AM
did you bring the marshmallows? :love;):love

>:
sadie
Feb 6th, 2003, 09:43 AM
what? >:
LegoLars
Feb 6th, 2003, 09:56 AM
marsmallows tastes bad. >:
glowbelly
Feb 6th, 2003, 10:07 AM
:lol marsmallows :lol
LegoLars
Feb 6th, 2003, 10:16 AM
:typo
sadie
Feb 6th, 2003, 10:29 AM
wtf? marshmallows are awesome. >:
LegoLars
Feb 6th, 2003, 10:34 AM
gooey stuff thats made partaily of pigs skin?

no thanks.
sadie
Feb 6th, 2003, 10:40 AM
no jello, either, eh?

lucky me. i'm gifted in denial.
LegoLars
Feb 6th, 2003, 10:43 AM
yeah.

you got to be in denial to exist as a human.
sadie
Feb 6th, 2003, 10:44 AM
and besides, however yucky the ingredients may be, they still taste YUMMAY! >:
noob3
Feb 6th, 2003, 10:46 AM
I hate people who won't eat things because of random ingredients. "Eww, that hot dog has pig's anus!".

Pig anus & skin is delicious. And so is powdered animal bones, I want some jello right now.
LegoLars
Feb 6th, 2003, 10:50 AM
I prefer crisps

you can eat whateva you want too as long it makes you feel good.
Protoclown
Feb 6th, 2003, 12:47 PM
YES I DID BRING THE MARSHMALLOWS!! HOT CHOCOLATE FOR EVERYONE! :rave
Spooky
Feb 6th, 2003, 01:03 PM
When I was growing up, my family was too poor for Hot Chocolate.

We just microwaved chocolate milk. :(
MrAdventure
Feb 6th, 2003, 01:07 PM
SHUT IT, PSEUDOPOV

YOU JUST WANT THE PRIDE POOR PEOPLE FELT :rolleyes
Spooky
Feb 6th, 2003, 01:10 PM
No, i want the pride felt by Anna Nicole Smith. :)
James
Feb 6th, 2003, 01:39 PM
That "skin" that's on Slim Jims is callogen. The same thing that makes up 85% of Joan Rivers' face.

AND IT'S TASTY :yum
Spectre X
Feb 6th, 2003, 01:56 PM
I think I'll go on a rampage. by the way, do any of you know any good docters and chainsaw manufacturors? If i'm gona go rampaging, I might as well do it with a chainsaw for an arm. and after that, i'll take proto's advice and nuke tha world. or I'll just go watch TV.