Why I love Canada.

[Gaunt]

I make my home in Ottawa, a city of about 800,000 people. Last week a real tragedy occurred here, an eldrly man with a history of relatively minor mental problems beat his elderly wife to death in her bed with an axe.

This is of course awful and tragic, so why does this event make my extra-pleased to live in Canada?

Beacuse this awful event, happening on the second week of May, was Ottawa's first murder of the year. I dare you to find a city in the world of comperable size which can say that.

[Schimid]

Stop gloating. >:

[Smoldering_Cow]

Are you surprised at this? Its Canada.

:maul though I have to say it is sad to hear about old people being put out of there misery no matter how they go.

[soundtest]

I make my home in Ottawa, a city of about 800,000 people.

Ottawa is a soul-sucking hell on earth. I heard that in Kanata (a suburb of Ottawa) there is an actual by-law preventing home owners from painting their homes different colours than their neighbours. I live downtown Ottawa and it is the most boring, dead, and annoying place on earth - and I was raised in northern Ontario.

Toronto is annoying too, in its pathetic attempt to seem like an American city, but Ottawa is in a league of its own.

In a month I will be in Montreal and I will never look back. Canada in general sucks but especially Ottawa hurts my feelings.

[slapass]

My town has a Tim Hortons....and thats about it.

[CrotchLovingBeerFag]

I'd like to say something intellectual for a minute. You're a fucking retard, just die ok? Canada sucks.

[slapass]

I'd like to say something intellectual for a minute. You're a fucking retard, just die ok? Canada sucks.

Why?

[Daphne]

Toronto is annoying too, in its pathetic attempt to seem like an American city, but Ottawa is in a league of its own.
In a month I will be in Montreal and I will never look back. Canada in general sucks but especially Ottawa hurts my feelings.

I live in Toronto >:

All kidding aside, you're right. I'm hating this city as of late.

Montreal? Do you speak French? If you don't you'll have a nice time, if you do you'll see what insufferable assholes the French are.

[Smoldering_Cow]

amen to that Daphne.

[soundtest]

I live in Toronto >:

Sorry Daphne. I lived in Toronto for a year and have family there. It's probably my favourite place in Ontario, which isn't saying much.

No, I don't speak French. I can understand most of it, but I couldn't hold a conversation if my life depended on it.

[Captain Robo]

Canda's WONDERLAND 8D

[AChimp]

Winnipeg has had 8 murders so far, I think. All of our drunk Natives keep fighting each other, a little Filipino kid got killed outside a bar and the Hell's Angels just killed another person. :(

:ghetto

[Grazzt]

I live in Toronto too, and I'm sick of all the crap that the municipal government is pulling to try to encourage people to come here.
We have announcments on the subway where ex-Toronto Leafs say how great the city is, and that you're evil for not going apeshit and going to every damn tourist trap.

[executioneer]

D00D CANADA RULEZ #1 :lol

-willie

[Jeanette X]

Montreal? Do you speak French? If you don't you'll have a nice time, if you do you'll see what insufferable assholes the French are.

Hey, watch it now...my mom's family is French-Canadian. >:

[Jeanette X]

[quote=Daphne]

Montreal? Do you speak French? If you don't you'll have a nice time, if you do you'll see what insufferable assholes the French are.

Hey, watch it now...my ancestors on my mom's side were French-Canadian. >:

I heard that in Kanata (a suburb of Ottawa) there is an actual by-law preventing home owners from painting their homes different colours than their neighbours.

Is this actually enforced or is this just a blue law?

edit: Aw fuck...I posted twice.

[soundtest]

Is this actually enforced or is this just a blue law?

I'm not certain, but judging by the houses in that area I've seen, it is at very least abided by. There is also a similar by-law there which prohibits hanging laundry outside for - I'm assuming - fear of looking "lower class".

[Johannas]

Ya, Canada is ok....i live there. One problem though, is that Quebec is still attached. We should just let them make their own damn country, those whinney bastards. The west is where its at. And even though ive been in french immersion, i think canada should drop the whole french-canadian bullshit.

DTH
JOHANNAS

[punkgrrrlie10]

he beat her to death with an axe? So in violence points, that's the equivalent of like 10 murders right there. We go for quantity here in LA, not quality.

[Mockery]

Say, has anybody had a decent burger in Canada lately? :lol

[Ninjavenom]

You don't beat someone to death with an axe, you:

:meat axe,
:meat bastardize,
:meat butcher,
:meat cleave,
:meat clip,
:meat cube,
:meat dice,
:meat divide,
:meat dermally rape,
:meat fell,
:meat fragment,
:meat hackle,
:meat hash,
:meat hew,
:meat lop,
:meat mangle,
:meat mince,
:meat shear,
:meat slash,
:meat truncate,
:meat whack,
:meat carve,
:meat chop,
:meat crack,
:meat cut,
:meat dismember,
:meat dissect,
:meat dissever,
:meat disunite,
:meat divorce,
:meat eviscerate,
:meat hack,
:meat hew,
:meat open,
:meat part,
:meat pierce,
:meat rend,
:meat rip,
:meat rive,
:meat separate,
:meat sever,
:meat slice,
:meat stab,
:meat shred,
:meat sunder,
:meat amputate,
:meat anatomize,
:meat cripple,
:meat disassemble,
:meat disjoint,
:meat dislimb,
:meat dislocate,
:meat dismantle,
:meat maim,
:meat mutilate,
:meat rend,
:meat excise,
:meat disarm,
:meat incapacitate,
:meat halve,
:meat quarter,
:meat disembowel,
or TEAR THEM ASUNDER. :meat

[Daphne]

Hey, watch it now...my ancestors on my mom's side were French-Canadian. >:

:lol no offence I was being way too general. A lot of French people are very nice and sweet and friendly. They just don't work in the tourist shops in Montreal or St. Donat ;)

[punkgrrrlie10]

Can we say french-canadian? Or are they freedom canadians now?

[AChimp]

I don't understand Mock's burger joke. :/

[sadie]

venom, you're a SYNONYMJA. :p

[Captain Robo]

I'M SIMPLY MAD FOR A CANADIAN BURGER >: :rolleyes

[soundtest]

don't have a COW Captain Robo :lol :suicide

edit: banning would be justified for this and i would take it like a man

[executioneer]

MAD COW, GET IT! :lol

-willie

[executioneer]

BECAUSE I SURE DO :lol

-willie

[AChimp]

OMG. I GET IT NOW. :(

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=3628

[Captain Robo]

We were helping AChimp get a joke.

Don't feel bad it was a hard joke to get :(

[kellychaos]

My town has a Tim Hortons....and thats about it.

Isn't that a prerequisite?

I think Mockery's hamburger joke was a reference to "mad cow disease". Just a guess, though. :)

[Zebra 3]

I heard that in Kanata (a suburb of Ottawa) there is an actual by-law preventing home owners from painting their homes different colours than their neighbours.

Is this actually enforced or is this just a blue law?
First of all, the bylaw can be easily challenged on constitutional grounds. Secondly, not one single Kanata property owner has ever made an official complaint. All you keep getting is bullshit criticism from little assclowns that don't even own property in the area. So to answer your question, the answer is no, there wasn't ever a need to enforce the bylaw, and its now irrelevant because the city of Kanata is no more. It amalgamated with the city of Ottawa, and its bylaws no longer exists.

[Command Prompt]

jesus christ, only in ottawa can you get beat to death with an axe.

[FartinMowler]

I am kind of late on this subject but for god sakes I would eat a burger in any canadian city over a burger in a Buffalo strip mall. I still feel safe in my hospitals because I know that they are vigilant and will over come S.A.R.S and I even though Toronto is a boring city I feel safe and I look forward to a beer and swimming and fishing in Cottage country in the summer and knowing that Americans pay big bucks to fly up here to fish and I just have to drive a few hours north to see some of the most beautiful country in the world. Canada is rough around the edges but so are Canadians. :)

[Jeanette X]

jesus christ, only in ottawa can you get beat to death with an axe.
It must not have been terribly sharp. Sounds like this wasn't planned ahead.

[Wiffles]

I love maple syrup ^_^

[dansantoro]

damn..the first murder here prolly happend 3 minutes after the clock struck midnight on 1-1-2003

[slapass]

I don't understand Mock's burger joke. :/

Western Canadain beef is rampid with mad cow diesease.

Remeber folks, McDonalds only uses 100% Alberrta beef.

[Johannas]

FYI slapass, you misinformed little bastard, WESTERN CANADA isn't rampent with mad cow disease. There has only been 1 case in Alberta, and some farms in BC and Alberta have been quaritined for safety. There was only 1 cow, your retard. Lemmie guess, your some dumbass kid who watched the AMERICAN news and though that he knew everything....well you are not, so maybe you should check the story before making an ass out of yourself.

DTH
JOHANNAS

[slapass]

FYI slapass, you misinformed little bastard, WESTERN CANADA isn't rampent with mad cow disease. There has only been 1 case in Alberta, and some farms in BC and Alberta have been quaritined for safety. There was only 1 cow, your retard. Lemmie guess, your some dumbass kid who watched the AMERICAN news and though that he knew everything....well you are not, so maybe you should check the story before making an ass out of yourself.

DTH
JOHANNAS

1. I'm not American and I don't watch American news. (direct your attention to your left)
2. When thiers one cow, thiers more.

[kellychaos]

Hey now! Canada's getting a bad rap here. I think what that country needs is the world's greatest slogan (cheer)!. Let the contest commence:

"Canada. Come for the burgers, stay (quarantined) for the SARS!"

[Daphne]

"Canada: Hey, at least Kellychaos doesn't live here!"

[kellychaos]

:lol ... :(