So I was on the phone to a female friend

[Johnny Horton]

And I said something to the general effect of "If I was female, there would be nothing that hadn't been up there at some point or another" at the exact same moment as my mother walked into the room.

:(

[Ninjavenom]

:lol

[Esuohlim]

Even steak knives and potato chips? :(

[NIGhtMAre]

and fire?

[soundtest]

Did your mom say anything?

[Les Waste]

"No, not EVERYTHING, Johnny. :rolleyes I didn't stick your toothbrush up there until last week. And I, to this day, have never penetrated myself with your retainer."

:(

[mburbank]

So, how much did that phone call cost per minute?

[Helm]

Teh lol!

[kellychaos]

The whole premise of the thread was nullified by the sheer improbability of the thread title but I had to peek anyway just to see if the story became even more farfetched. "Stories For The Bored" Forum, methinks. :/