View Full Version : Microwave DSL slowdown problems.

Evil Robot
May 29th, 2003, 11:51 PM
I was wondering if anybody else had this problem. While operating a microwave oven near a computer, the DSL slows down. But only with chicken pot pie, nothing else, not even spagheti O's with meatballs. Please help me as this really effects my enjoyment of this board.

Jun 1st, 2003, 05:33 AM
Well kids, the solution to this will take a partner

1. Go get a friend, if you dont have any (in this case) , then you're screwed!
2. But plenty of grease and lube up the microwave.
3. Slid into the microwave.
4. Have your partner close the door.
5. Have your partner set it on HIGH and let yourself cook for 9999999 minutes

If that doesnt work, press alt+F4 everytime you go to this board

Professor Cool
Jun 3rd, 2003, 03:35 AM
Have you tried putting your modem into the microwave to boost up power, it really works, but be very careful, only keep it on high for 20 minutes NO MORE. We wouldn't want your microwave and your modem to be destroyed and then we never get to see you on this board again.