Ash Impersonations

[Paul138]

Well, since I'm here, let's do Ash as well.
If you come to I-Mockery :imock and don't know about the Evil Dead movies :fu

Hail to the King, Baby.

Notice how Duke Nukem ripped this quote off.

[Rongi]

Good, bad, I'm a guy with a gun

[Psycho Squid]

Groovy

[CastroMotorOil]

damn you squid I JUST watched Evil Dead 2 and was gonna post that. ARGH

"This, is my boomstick!"

[Jixby Phillips]

Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking nerds.

[Spectre X]

Swallow this.

[Tree]

That was just pillow-talk baby . .

[Paul138]

Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking nerds.

You ain't runnin' but two things now. Jack, & Shit, and Jack left town.
:boot

[Jixby Phillips]

You're turning Evil Dead into Monty Python. Seriously, shut the fuck up.

[Jixby Phillips]

If you come to I-Mockery :imock and don't know about the Evil Dead movies :fu

If you come to I-Mockery :imock and instantly act like you've been accepted or that people will give a shit about anything you say :fu

[MrAdventure]

There's no quoting this shit because anyone other than Bruce Campbell sounds like a fucking douche struggling to get out, but feel free to crap on your friends with it, I'm sure they love it.

[Paul138]

You're turning Evil Dead into Monty Python. Seriously, shut the fuck up.

How is Evil Dead not like Monty Python? Army of Darkness has plenty of silly humor in it. I'm not trying to be accepted, because I don't expect it from part time ultra-conservatives with guilty pleasures that jump on any bandwagon whose comebacks are limited to STFU.

Shop smart, S-Mart. YA GOT THAT!!!!!

[whoreable]

YOU FUCKING DUMBASS YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING POINT HE WAS TRYING TO MAKE >:
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[MrAdventure]

DONT YELL AT HIM IT'LL PROBABLY MAKE HIM BURST INTO TEARS AND QUOTES AT THE SAME TIME :lol

[Paul138]

YOU FUCKING DUMBASS YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING POINT HE WAS TRYING TO MAKE >:

Oh I do. He thinks acting like a dumbass will somehow make his penis bigger. I'm not impressed. Maybe now he'll start acting black, who knows?

[Paul138]

DONT YELL AT HIM IT'LL PROBABLY MAKE HIM BURST INTO TEARS AND QUOTES AT THE SAME TIME :lol

Define "BURST INTO... QUOTES"
:confused

[whoreable]

:rolleyes
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[MrAdventure]

WWAAAHHH NI WWWAAAAHHH S-MART WWAAAHHH :lol :lol :lol

[whoreable]

:lol
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[Paul138]

WWAAAHHH NI WWWAAAAHHH S-MART WWAAAHHH :lol :lol :lol

Where the fuck did "NI" come from. Start a Monty Python Impersonation thread if you wish.

[slavemason]

You'd best watch your manners. Paul might round up the other 137 Pauls and it would be lights out for your ass.

[MrAdventure]

I'M-A FORGET YOU TYPED THAT AND LET YOU REALIZE I BEAT THE VERBAL SHIT OUT OF THIS FUCKER

[Paul138]

The other Pauls are all in my head. :)

Yawn... Enough for today.

[Jixby Phillips]

I'm sure you don't get the point because you quote Monty Python with your drama club friends over and over.

SEE, the point I'm trying to make is that when you sit around referencing this shit over and over and won't shut the fuck up about it, you make it annoying for other people. MONTY PYTHON, is a perfect example of this. Drama Club assholes quote it with bad british accents so much that people assume Monty Python sucks without watching it. Take this article for example:

http://www.secret-passage.com/secret/pythonesque.html

You are turning EVIL DEAD into this by doing the same thing that Python geeks have done to monty python.

DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND NOW???

[Zero Signal]

:domosleep

[Paul138]

I'm sure you don't get the point because you quote Monty Python with your drama club friends over and over.

SEE, the point I'm trying to make is that when you sit around referencing this shit over and over and won't shut the fuck up about it, you make it annoying for other people. MONTY PYTHON, is a perfect example of this. Drama Club assholes quote it with bad british accents so much that people assume Monty Python sucks without watching it. Take this article for example:

http://www.secret-passage.com/secret/pythonesque.html

You are turning EVIL DEAD into this by doing the same thing that Python geeks have done to monty python.

DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND NOW???

Sorry, don't care. :blah

[The Retro Kat]

C'mon, Paul isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. For one, he tries to be funny and thinks he's witty by replying that he has 137 Pauls in his head. Two, he hasn't quite grasped how to put a personal picture in. I think he and his other pauls should be let alone to masturbate to eachother.

[The Retro Kat]

C'mon, Paul isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. For one, he tries to be funny and thinks he's witty by replying that he has 137 Pauls in his head. Two, he hasn't quite grasped how to put a personal picture in. I think he and his other pauls should be let alone to masturbate to eachother.

[The Retro Kat]

Of course, this is coming from a person who inadvertantly put in two of the same replies.

[Paul138]

C'mon, Paul isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. For one, he tries to be funny and thinks he's witty by replying that he has 137 Pauls in his head. Two, he hasn't quite grasped how to put a personal picture in. I think he and his other pauls should be let alone to masturbate to eachother.

Hey, I'm not trying to bullshit you with spam and shitty pictures. I'm not trying to be witty or smart and I never suggested I have 137 pauls in my head. Paul is my first name and 138 is from the Misfit song "We are 138". If I had to be compared to a tool in a shed I'd be the one you throw away in 10 minutes because I refuse to work on your newly added "Love Room". If you want to talk about something smart, lets talk about the M-Theory: the theory that all matter has a certain ring of energy that may be the key to unlock multiple dimensions. Perhaps there are more dimensions than four in the universe. Maybe there's a multiverse of universes with different dimensions. Einstien was working on this theory before he died. It's known as the theory of everything. People have tried to expand on this topic but it's so microscopic and abstract that most give up trying by Day 1. Look it up on the Internet, it has it's own offical site.

Confused? Thought so. Lets talk about the longevity of Communism next.

[MrAdventure]

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH YOU BEING A STUPID FUCKER?

FAG

[Paul138]

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH YOU BEING A STUPID FUCKER?

FAG

Nothing, really. I just enjoy abstract shit.

How does "fag" come into play with you trying to insult me?

[whoreable]

The other Pauls are all in my head. :)

Yawn... Enough for today.


LETS TALK ABOUT HOW YOU ARE A FUCKIN UNFUNNY BORING LIAR :lol
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[MrAdventure]

HE WILL GET IT WHOREABEL? LOL IM PUTTING ODDS ON "NOT BLOODY LIKELY!" :lol

[Paul138]

Just because it doesn't have a punchline and is void of humor doesn't mean I'm supposed to laugh.

[sadie]

:lol clueless. :lol

[Paul138]

Yeah and it's all one big damn conspiracy. :conspiracy

[slavemason]

The only real conspiracy is that onions need to be cut before consumption. Bite that pearl like an apple or firm buttock.

[The Retro Kat]

1. You did say you have other Pauls in your head.
2. Communism should't live on because there is no such thing as equality in this society. For instance, I know damn well I am better than you.
3. Incidently, contrary to your belief, I was not confused in the least bit. In AP English I had to do a speech on Einstein. And, incidently, you are not as intellegent as you try to make yourself sound. In fact, you are a stupid fucker who no one on this forum likes. You really should look into fucking off.

[Paul138]

1. You did say you have other Pauls in your head.
2. Communism should't live on because there is no such thing as equality in this society. For instance, I know damn well I am better than you.
3. Incidently, contrary to your belief, I was not confused in the least bit. In AP English I had to do a speech on Einstein. And, incidently, you are not as intellegent as you try to make yourself sound. In fact, you are a stupid fucker who no one on this forum likes. You really should look into fucking off.

1) I meant in the literal sense
2) I was proposing a disscussion, not an opinion. Hold your own opinions too unless you wish to start (in politics, not here)
3) I'm sure were all fucking happy for you. Everybody give an applause ::golf clap::
Whoever said I was trying to look smart? I'm just another guy, you know it, I know it, everyone knows it yet you wish to point it out. I don't give a flying fuck who hates me or what you think and I don't intend on "fucking off". There, I spelt it out for you. Happy?

[The Retro Kat]

Whoever said I was trying to look smart?

Don't try to fucking bullshit me. That was indoubtably your intention.

And you know damn well no one is happy for me. And thats the way it shall be. Now and forever.

[The Retro Kat]

And I'm aware I should have used undoubtably rather than indoubtably.

[Imadjinn]

:lol BUMP :lol