Putting A Name To A Face [Archive]

Hugh_Bristic

May 31st, 2003, 01:22 AM

So, I've had this walking Shit Bomb for a week and still have not come up with a name for him. I'd name him myself but I tend towards Piece of Shit, Worthless, Stupic Fucker, etc. - you know, stuff mom and dad used to call me. Don't ask me why I'm seeking the advice of you all (it's desperation, really) but if you wouldn't mind helping, I'd appreciate it. The dog will like you, too. Thanks!

P.S. Special thanks to Yuckey for hosting.

Anonymous

May 31st, 2003, 01:23 AM

Email me the pictures and I'll host them, giner.

Les Waste

May 31st, 2003, 01:29 AM

I had a great idea for a dog's name a few years ago, but I already named my dog Kirby so I couldn't use it.

This is someone based on the fact that the word dog backwards is God. The early Jewish name for God, or Jehovah, was Yahweh. Since Yahweh could then be considered another word for God, you should name your dog Yahweh backwards. Which would be Hewhay. You pronounce it like Huey. You know, like Donald Duck's nephew or Huey Lewis and the News.

At least I think Huey (Hewhay) is a good name for a dog. :(

Anonymous

May 31st, 2003, 01:32 AM

http://staff.bemanistyle.com/Dejiko/popn/Puppy%20Mugshot.JPG

http://staff.bemanistyle.com/Dejiko/popn/Puppy%20Sleeping.JPG

http://staff.bemanistyle.com/Dejiko/popn/Puppy.JPG

Jixby Phillips

May 31st, 2003, 02:44 AM

Name him "AWWWWW"

executioneer

May 31st, 2003, 10:19 AM

I thought this thread would be about putting names on peoples faces :(

-willie

Captain Robo

May 31st, 2003, 11:19 AM

WUMBO

kellychaos

May 31st, 2003, 12:31 PM

Putting a face to a hand!

http://www.allstupidjokes.com/files/picture/04033181.jpg

McClain

May 31st, 2003, 04:26 PM

Slappy, Cracky, Toolio or BAGADOUCHE!

NIGhtMAre

May 31st, 2003, 04:39 PM

Max

CastroMotorOil

May 31st, 2003, 04:46 PM

trogdor

glowbelly

Jun 2nd, 2003, 11:30 AM

POBBLEY

IT HAS BEEN WRITTEN

IT HAS BEEN NAMED :eek

kellychaos

Jun 2nd, 2003, 11:31 AM

Who named you "dog namer"?! >:

glowbelly

Jun 2nd, 2003, 11:33 AM

i'm best of names, dude. just ask protoclown.

kellychaos

Jun 2nd, 2003, 11:37 AM

Howz the new locale, Kellybelly? :)

glowbelly

Jun 2nd, 2003, 11:45 AM

i'm not there yet, FREWPAG.

oh yeah, i named broverg too...on the other board. ok, i didn't name protoclown. i named him something else and now i can't remember it, but he'll remember...but i did name PUNSQUAI and MOLIVERY and a couple other fun friends.

i named scooty booty bear RUNCTER, i think. scooty booty bear is actually military messiah, who doesn't post here anymore.

i also affectionately refer to roger (mockery) as "CIRCUS LEG," but only when he calls me a whore.

kellychaos

Jun 2nd, 2003, 11:47 AM

You ONLY refer to guys affectionately when they call you a whore? Give me a minute to sort this out. It goes against all my previous conditioning. :/

glowbelly

Jun 2nd, 2003, 11:57 AM

you just don't get women, do you? :(

kellychaos

Jun 2nd, 2003, 12:00 PM

That could be the problem. :( ... :)

Protoclown

Jun 2nd, 2003, 12:50 PM

It's true, glowbelly is best of names. Because I said so.

kellychaos

Jun 2nd, 2003, 12:58 PM

Your check is in the mail, sir. :)

Zero Signal

Jun 2nd, 2003, 01:19 PM

Sheherezade

Spectre X

Jun 2nd, 2003, 02:11 PM

NAME HIM MR. POGGLES! >:

Hugh_Bristic

Jun 5th, 2003, 03:52 PM

None of you were helpful, but I forgive you. Redeem yourself and try again.

Jun 5th, 2003, 04:02 PM

THE DOG WHO HAD NO NAME.

or

Cat.

Spectre X

Jun 5th, 2003, 04:18 PM

The Dog Formerly Known As Hugh_Bristic's Dog.
The Dog Formerly Known As Dog.

seriously, I think it's pretty funny.

The Dog Formerly Known As Walking Shitbomb.

Max is good, Jimmy is nice, Jack Nicholson is good, Ash just fucking rocks as a name.

MrAdventure

Jun 5th, 2003, 04:54 PM

Tucker or Leroy :eek :eek 8)

Jeanette X

Jun 5th, 2003, 05:28 PM

My suggestions:
"Toesocks"
"Choco"
"Bear"

Human name suggestions:
Name Origin Meaning
Bruno German "Brown Haired"
Donavan Irish "Brown-haired chieftain"
Duff Scottish "Dark"
Duncan Scottish "Brown warrior"
Dwayne Irish "Small and dark"

Any other name meanings you want me to look up?

Zosimus

Jun 5th, 2003, 06:48 PM

How about "Pickles"? He really is quite cute!

Sethomas

Jun 5th, 2003, 08:04 PM

Omar.

Esuohlim

Jun 5th, 2003, 08:26 PM

Omar.

http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/8/4/37-6225.jpg

Les Waste

Jun 5th, 2003, 11:59 PM

HWO ABOUT SHITZILLA? :) :)

kellychaos

Jun 6th, 2003, 09:42 AM

HWO ABOUT SHITZILLA? :) :)

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He takes to shittin as he hunkers on down

Helpless people pause to look at the stain
With a slobbery grin he looks over at them

He picks up a leg and he throws it back down
As he rolls in the poop he's happy as a clown

Oh no, they say he's got to go go go Shitzilla
Oh no, there's last night's Alpo go go Shitzilla

History shows again and again
How owners picky up the dooky of them

Matt Harty

Jun 6th, 2003, 11:53 AM

Name it Loki.

Jeanette X

Jun 6th, 2003, 01:16 PM

I wonder what Shitzilla would look like in Cats:The Musical.

Anonymous

Jun 8th, 2003, 03:40 PM

Robert Paulon

Rongi

Jun 8th, 2003, 03:41 PM

Al Roker >:

Anonymous

Jun 8th, 2003, 03:43 PM

no way, this way when people ask what his name is you can dramatically pause and say "HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULON"

Esuohlim

Jun 8th, 2003, 03:54 PM

Name him "Not Important" so when people ask him what his name is, you can yell "HIS NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT >: >:".

I should rename my cat that. It would be so LOL. :(

Rongi

Jun 8th, 2003, 03:56 PM

Oh and you can't do that with Al Roker >:?

The_voice_of_reason

Jun 8th, 2003, 04:01 PM

I am going to side with Adventure and say Leroy, because it kicks ass.

Jun 8th, 2003, 04:02 PM

His name is Robert Paulson. >:

His name is Robert Paulson. >:

HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON. >: