I am almost 26

[Protoclown]

Does anyone know how to stop time? :tear

[Professor Cool]

Put your head in the oven with the gas on...

[Cybernetico]

You don't have to TELL anyone that

:P

[The_voice_of_reason]

Sure, all you need is a black hole.

[Generator86]

Being 26 sucks shit. I've been this age for close to six months, and nothing good has happened. Then again, that might be because I'm simply a totally useless bastard with nothing to offer the job force.

I'd rather blame God, Buddha, Alllah, whoever, but that's too much work. :badreligion Watcho!

[executioneer]

lol voiceofreason is a NERD :lol

-willie

[Les Waste]

I got an A in my physics of Astronomy class and I learned A LOT about black holes. >:

Time actually moves slower when gravity is greater, even by a small amount. A clock in the basement of a building will move slightly slower than a clock on the tenth floor of a building, even if it is just barely.

My solution? Dig as deep a hole as you can possibly dig and live there.

:(

[Evil Robot]

My recipie fer stopin the age'in process involves a huntin accident.

[tenno]

clowns dont age proto, GACY taught us that.

[Anonymous]

That reminds me of the dream I had last night where it was Stallone in Demolition Man and they were about to cryogenically freeze him and he pissed off one of the German attendants and that guy started peeing in his freezing fluid, so like years later they hook up his cube to a machine that lets them hear him talk and he was all like 'AAAH IT'S SO HOT IN HERE CAUSE THAT GERMAN DUDE PISSED IN HERE AAAAAH' and he tricked them so he got defrosted and then went psycho sick and started choppin' necks and he foudn that chick that likes him in the movie but they got caught and got all tied up for the chambers again when another couple (WITH THE CHICK IN THAT COUPLE PLAYED BY ME) showed up and when we got thrown to the ground my left arm strap came loose so I untied everyone and we ran and escaped to a train but some officers came by but we escaped by telling them we were other people and it turns out my boyfriend stole his name from some local clown/ice cream salesman so anyway after defacing the ads at the train stop we escape into the sewers and were bein chased so we fell over a ledge like three stories into the lowest level where we found a bunch of famous rappers and basketball players everyone thought was dead and one kid from high school I knew and we all had fake soldier 'letters-to-home-if-we-die' and stuff but mine had a bag with it that had my pop'ndeth wallet and license holder and it turned out like everyone there had already bought the license holders and i was like OMG and then the police came again but this time we all stood real still and they thoguht we were dead or something and went away so i looked back in my stuff and found a really old and big boombox and I was like 'anyone know what this is?' and a guy's like 'oh, i know! it's a 3-track player!' (LOL CAUSE IT'S IN THE FUTURE AND HE'D NEVER SEEN ONE BEFORE) so after i correct him i set it up for him and then hook up my laptop and play some club music but between cds the dude jacks my rhymes with some disney songs and i'm like GRRR >: and then that kid i knew from school, jordy, hooks up a big tv to the 'outdoor' channel, where it acts just like a window even though there's already a window right there showing the coastline, so we throw crap out of the window and watch it on the tv, and eventually he throws himself out the window and falls like literally ten stories and misses the ocean but gets up because he's ok!

and ice cube is like 'dag'

[Cybernetico]

O_o

It's true, we could freeze you

and smash you into bits!

[Anonymous]

u weren't payin attention

i am the hot chick that dint get frozen

[NIGhtMAre]

guy girls. dman man make up your mind! >:

[Anonymous]

Thank you for adding to this discussion

[pickleninja]

Does anyone know how to stop time? :tear

Sure, just send $500 in cash to Jesus. No checks accepted.

[Mockery]

Meh, 26 has been boring so far. I'm looking forward to 27 because, as we all know, your life completely changes any time you become 1 year older. :rolleyes

[Protoclown]

You don't get it man :goth

DEATH IS COMING 8-)

[Mockery]

Eh, he's already come around a few times. All he really wants is to mooch off our food. :/

[Sethomas]

Eh, I'm going to be 19 soon. That's definitely the worst of the teenage years to be. I wish legal drinking and retirement would come already.

18 TILL I DIE!!! :Bryanadams

[Rongi]

Sure, just send $500 in cash to Jesus. No checks accepted.

LOL U SO FUNNY :picklehat

[HickMan]

You can do plenty of things at the age of 27. Go Have a keg party... Because you can. Death is not near you till another 50+ years. Like in Ferris Bueller's Day off. "life's pretty short. If you don't stop and look at things. You might just miss it." Or something like that. You're almost 27 be happy. Get laid, get drunk and get in a car wreck. Thin year 27 will be very good.

[AChimp]

Proto will just love your post. :)

[GAsux]

I'll be 29 in August. Death cannot be far behind. Enjoy 26 while you can. 27 is a bitch. Seriously.

[Esuohlim]

Like in Ferris Bueller's Day off. "life's pretty short. If you don't stop and look at things. You might just miss it."

You botched one of my favorites quotes. >: >: >:

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

>:

[Rongi]

In one year I'll be a quarter of a corpse :(

[Geggy]

Another birthday, another year closer to death.

[Anonymous]

happy birthday child

[Ninjavenom]

Happy birthday, you've only got three more 26th birthdays, maximum.

[Rongi]

I don't get it :(

[Protoclown]

happy birthday child

That makes me feel younger already :love

[jin]

I just turned 18 yesterday.

But to you a big-
Happy birthday granpaw!

a-hyuk.

[FS]

Birthy hapday.

[kellychaos]

If I could turn back time!

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MMPH/243578.jpg

[glowbelly]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON MASON EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT TODAY IS IT? NO IT ISN'T. IT IS THE NINTH, I DO BELIEVE...AND IF I'M WRONG THEN IT'S THE SEVENTH...OR THE FIFTH.

IT'S DEFINITELY AN ODD NUMBER.

sorry bout the caps. i was confused.

[Protoclown]

IT IS DEFINITELY EXACTLY ONE WEEK BEFORE YOURS ;)

[Daphne]

I just turned 26 and I hate it so far :(

[Zosimus]

all of ya lil' ol babies better be happy that you aren't turning 27.
Thats the age Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix and many others died...

Happy Birthday

...good luck next year :eek

[Carnivore]

I'd just like to say, Proto, that there are several nice nursing homes in my area. Just think of how cool it would be to get an ambulance ride with me after you keep pulling out your catheter attempting to masturbate!

Happy birthday, whenever it is. :party

[Protoclown]

It is a week from today. I am not asking for happy birthdays yet, I was just venting my DESPAIR and ANGST to the rest of the world

:goth

:tear

;)

[FS]

Then we still have time to buy you that lifetime (five years) supply of applesauce.

[kellychaos]

Angst and despair? That's up the road a piece. Jes keep goin' until you hit a sign that says "Land of Tears" and turn left. :)

[Buffalo Tom]

It is a week from today. I am not asking for happy birthdays yet, I was just venting my DESPAIR and ANGST to the rest of the world


So reads the incredulous 31 year-old.

Happy (early) birthday, ne'ertheless.

[Anonymous]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIN :love

an happy birthday proto and thank you for the lovely time :>

[Rongi]

Happy birthday Jin :o. Now you're old enough to...well, you know ;) :(

Happy birthday proto. Your birthday is on Friday the 13th. Freaky :(

[Anonymous]

i was thinkin about jin all the way back up from virginia to maryland

i m such a dork :<

[noob3]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PALS

[Anonymous]

I THINK I'LL HANG OUT IN THIS THREAD :picklehat

whats up noob how you been

[noob3]

HI CHOFRIEND! my back hurts!

[Anonymous]

fuck! i'd give you a massage if i wouldn't get arrested ;<

[noob3]

that sounds hott

NO BUT SERIOUSLY I HAVE A GIRL'S DISORDER I HAVE BDD AND I AM OBSESSED WITH MY SPINE AND MY POSTURE BECAUSE I FEAR I WILL GET A DOWAGERS HUMP

[Anonymous]

SO HI EVERYONE I'M BACK FROM VIRGINIA NOW AND IT WAS REALLY GAY :>

[noob3]

why was it gay u should be happy and look back at thigns fondly so when u r proto's age u will be happy and not old and fearful of death

[Anonymous]

you are the best friend someone who wants to lol can have :'<