FUCK U HATE"N ASS BITCHEZ!!! I'LL FUCKIN KILL U ALL!!!

[187]

buncha pussy bitchez...just fuckin remember... THE GOOD DIE YOUNG!

[Kurodo]

Ur momz house

[Rongi]

WOAH MAN

YOU'RE TOO MUCH TO HANDLE ;)

[187]

what the fuck iz this site a goddamn church group or sumthin!?

[Rongi]

OH MY GOD

NOW HE'S BRINGING OUT THE BIG GUNS LOL :eek

[feelgood]

what the fuck iz this site a goddamn church group or sumthin!?

Let us pray my bruthaz and sistaz. :)

[187]

u think this bout me bitch?! fuck no! this bout all u pussy ass bitchez... all i wanna know iz who the fuck runz that stupid ass anti-rave site and i'll leave in peace... other thatn that... i'll fuckin rape ur mother and kill her ass in front of you if u don't co-operate bitch!

[Kurodo]

:lol

[Rongi]

u think this bout me bitch?! fuck no! this bout all u pussy ass bitchez... all i wanna know iz who the fuck runz that stupid ass anti-rave site and i'll leave in peace... other thatn that... i'll fuckin rape ur mother and kill her ass in front of you if u don't co-operate bitch!

lolz u 2 cr@zy f0 m3

[Ninjavenom]

Go away, you rebellious badass.

[187]

y don't u all just go suck a fuckin dick and pray for me while ur at it u bunch of fag ass punk muthafuckerz...hahahahahahahahaah!!!!!!!

[McClain]

I run the anti-rave site. My name is McClain. I live in north San Diego. I'll give you my home address if you feel like coming over. I'm a little bit scared though... You seem like a real tough person.

[Jeanette X]

u think this bout me bitch?! fuck no! this bout all u pussy ass bitchez... all i wanna know iz who the fuck runz that stupid ass anti-rave site and i'll leave in peace... other thatn that... i'll fuckin rape ur mother and kill her ass in front of you if u don't co-operate bitch!

Ah. Another fine example of Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect from a typical raver. :blah Yes, we sure can all learn about loving one another from you.

[Kurodo]

u think this bout me bitch?! fuck no! this bout all u pussy ass bitchez... all i wanna know iz who the fuck runz that stupid ass anti-rave site and i'll leave in peace... other thatn that... i'll fuckin rape ur mother and kill her ass in front of you if u don't co-operate bitch!

Ah. Another fine example of Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect from a typical raver. :blah Yes, we sure can all learn about loving one another from you.

And Grade A grammar skillz.

[187]

u dumbass... what u think...i'm as retarded as ya'll... i KNOW u don't run that site...so quit try'n to play like i waz actually joking...
u really dont think i'll kill u huh?

[Jeanette X]

what the fuck iz this site a goddamn church group or sumthin!?

What are you, an idiot? Of course this isn't a church group! Look at this part of the site!
http://www.i-mockery.com/Church/default.asp
Yep, Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect sure are strong values to you, huh?
So why wouldn't Mclain run the anti-rave site? Why is that so unbelievable?

[Bod]

I'm really worried about my mother now.

[Rongi]

U TIHNK H3's JOKiN? U BETA TAK HiM SERioasli lolz

[sadie]

WARNING: THIS THREAD IS CONTAMINATED. PLEASE EXIT VIA THE TRAP DOOR ASAP.

[feelevil]

187???? HHHAHHASlsd;lfa;ldsa;lhf;lds;lh;lkhf

MUTHAFUCKA wan STEP?

show sum RESPECT in ma hood.


Yo.

[Schimid]

You give ravers a bad name. :/

It's all in good humor, dude. Techno is probably my favorite genre of music, but I don't make threads about killing someones mother when people make fun of it. And no, I've never been to a rave. But who the fuck cares? You're supposed to get offended by this site anyway.

And creating an account just to create a thread is probably going to make everyone that visits the site look even lower on raver's. So fuck you.

[FS]

187, we already have an angry ebonics-speaking character. And he's much better at his job than you. Bye. :)

[Cap'n Crunch]

Schmid, ravers already have a bad name for being ravers. >:

[Schimid]

Yes, that is true Cap'n. Fucking druggies. :)

[The Retro Kat]

u dumbass... what u think...i'm as retarded as ya'll... i KNOW u don't run that site...so quit try'n to play like i waz actually joking...
u really dont think i'll kill u huh?

Apparently you are more retarded than us.

McClain does run the site.

I really don't think you could kill me, biach. Stoned, sober, drunk, I'll kill the shit out of you. Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

[Rongi]

I BET I COULD BEAT YOU BOTH UP IN REAL LIFE! LOL!

[Evil Robot]

buncha pussy bitchez...just fuckin remember... THE GOOD DIE YOUNG!

Fuck raving, this guys into BILLY JOEL!!!

only the gooooood die young
oh only the goooood die young.
Ya got a nice white dress
and a party on you rconfimation.
Oh but they didn't count on me,
when you were countin' on your rosary
oh oh oh
Come out virginia dont tell me youve got to wait
you catholic girls start much to late
sooner or later youll *something something*
The sinners have much more fun,
tell ya only the good die young!!

[The Retro Kat]

I don't need a gun to kick the shit out of you, Rongi, c'mon.

Don't you know the diver build?

[Rongi]

:lol

You're more a moron then I made you out to be, retro

[The Retro Kat]

How so, rongi?

[Rongi]

Nothing retro kat

Now go watch 2 Fast 2 Furious like all your cool friends :)

[The Retro Kat]

I think I'll watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail instead, thank you very much.

And "Nothin retro kat" makes no sense to what I asked you.

[Rongi]

My point exactly :lol

[Esuohlim]

OMG I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT I THINK 187, FEELEVIL, AND FEELGOOD ARE ALL THE SAME PERSON! I SOLVED THE MYSTERY! :jinkies

>:

[ItalianStereotype]

typing in all caps as if you were shouting makes you sooo much funnier.

[Schimid]

It's funny because he was being Velma. :) His name should be Amlev.

[The Retro Kat]

My point exactly :lol

I personally think it was me pointing out your idiocy, I'm sober, I know.

[punkgrrrlie10]

Another satisfied customer :)

[kellychaos]

Guns scare me almost as much as bad ebonicanese. :eek

[187]

u buncha bitchez... i'm no fuckin raver... Peace! haha! luv!? fuck all that shit... I luv tha shit out of a good fuckin party... but u pussy wet bitchez just luv to beat ur dick to sum gay porn shit... try to deal with me muthafucker... i'm tha muthafukin HNIC round this bitch... so go kill urself 4 i have to do it for u punk!

[choptop]

Commere you rice swillin' commie pinko nam protestin' BASTARD!!!!! I'll kill you and use yer skin to upholster my chairs and microwayve yer brain! I bet your even french! Now if you happen to be french that makes ya' A BIG CHEESE SNIFFIN WINE GULPIN HOMESEXRUAL KOMMIE!!!!!!!!

[Zosimus]

a humble question:

what the hell is wrong with this picture?

[Schimid]

What ISN'T wrong? :/

[Rongi]

I never noticed this, but you're kinda cute when you act stupid retro :)

[187]

choptop: i'll fuckin cut ur familie'z throat in front of you right before i fuckin cut ur'z.... don't bullshit with me u lil pissed off at tha world muthafucker... i will fucking KILL u... i dare u to try and do sumthing about it bitch...
No I'm not french and i waz never even alive during Nam to protest u dumbass fag... haha.... u people are fucking lozerz... go fukin read a book or sumtin

[Rongi]

I'll read a book if you learn how to fucking spell

[187]

I use correct grammar when I'm in school. but i'm not in skool now am i fag? so go stik ur fukin head in a goddamn fukin book and quit waste'n my time with a stupid ass response that sayz" oh no you spelled it all wrong" fukin geek as muthafucker... dont make me break ur glassez bitch...

[Rongi]

Until you can spell simple words like "you" and "your" and stop sounding like a raving dumbass, I can not take you seriously.

[Kurodo]

Meet the letter S. He can be your friend. He doesn't bite.

[187]

do u really think 4 one fukin second i care wheter u take me seriously or not?

[Rongi]

Of course

You obviously came here for attention and to show how much of a badass you are by using inane threats like "Ill cut ur fuckin throat" when you know for a fact you could never do such thing and given the opportunity, you would probably chicken out.

[187]

why don't u meet me somewhere and we will see...

[Rongi]

Sure

I'll even bring checkers or something :)

[187]

now i know ur just a lil faggot kid...i'll bring checkerz or sumthing...hahaha any real muthafucker woud say fuck checkerz bring chess...

[Rongi]

Hmm, I see you really don't like checkers.

Maybe dominoes is more of your game ;)

[choptop]

Tha moz badazz zite on da web dawg! (http://www.goatse.cx)

[The_voice_of_reason]

ebonics makes you stupid, so does french. I there such a thing as french ebonics?

[Schimid]

Meet the letter S. He can be your friend. He doesn't bite.

UNLESS IT'S A SSSSSSSNAKE!

[Rev. Danno]

Hey Fukstick, I mean yop 187, you should change your name to 438,
"We have a 438 in progress", "What's that?", " Intent to molest livestock!". Go back to the Korn or Limp Bizkit, or what ever message board you came from, & shut the hell up!

[McClain]

NEWS FLASH: Thugs don't hop on the internet and talk shit to people in a Mockery forum.

[Jeanette X]

[quote="187"]u buncha bitchez... i'm no fuckin raver... quote]
So why do you even care about the rave site?

[Esuohlim]

187 is probably the kid at school that everyone makes fun of because he picks his nose, admire it, rubs it between his fingers in a ball, and saves it for his collection. I bet he's 6'1" and weighs 105 pounds, so every can kick his scrawny ass with ease.

And I bet he'll follow up with some retarded comeback like "dis is all talkz0rs, ibet if i met youin real lif eyou coodint tauk shit bout me an' tahtll give me nuff tim eto stba yuo in teh throte wit my stwichblade yo".

:rolleyes

[Sam]

Or he'll shank you with his retainer.

[whoreable]

:bacos

[Wiffles]

God bless you, 187.

[choptop]

or maybe he was a communist who masturbated to goatse.cx and he was really a FUCKIN" COMMUNIST!!!!!!

[Tropical]

STOP POSTING HERE DAMNIT, 187 loves the attention >: >:

[187]

let me tell u thiz... if any one of u stupid fukz met me... u'd have only enuff tyme to decide whether u wanted me to shoot u in the face or i the back while ur pussy bitch ass waz runnin...

[liquidstatik]

let me tell u thiz... if any one of u stupid fukz met me... u'd have only enuff tyme to decide whether u wanted me to shoot u in the face or i the back while ur pussy bitch ass waz runnin...
I can't run backward too well. :(

[pjalne]

http://www.valleylife.net/ferstdesign/rsc/logos/troll-corp.gif + :meat = NO! NO!

[Les Waste]

I need to remember when I'm writing my suicide note to give a big shout out to this thread.

[sadie]

187, you're so daringly unique. do you give lessons or what?

[Ninjavenom]

Or he'll shank you with his retainer.

:lol

I imagine that 187 is one of those fat middle school kids who just sits at home in his dark basement late into the afternoon (his mommy won't let him stay up past 10) typing at his keyboard perfecting his coolguy skills, until he is man enough to approach the girl he likes at school by talking tough. Then, the next day when he goes to talk to her, she rejects him, and he is horribly, utterly annihilated. He'll spend the next four years of his life cutting across his wrist with a butterknife and taking several (4) advil at a time, in a futile hope to kill himself. All the while remaining fat and incompetent, until the day of his graduation arrives. Being the fat fool he is, he will trip as he goes to get his diploma. He will be remembed as "jugs", "lard-ass", and "fart boy" for the rest of his days. In college he will attempt to join a frat so that he will be known as "Frat boy", so that he may seem cooler, but it will be to no avail. Since he is fat and unwashed, girls would not fuck him even mentally. He will probably drink a lot of beer in his shitty 4'-8' dorm room and piss out the window because by that time, Everquest and porn will have consumaed his entire life. Maybe he'll get less fat and get a job, perhaps in an office. Whatever the case, it is very easy to see that he will become a violent drunk and a woman hitter, and at the age of forty-six, he will be run over by an astro-bus, as Karma takes its vengance. He will then be pickpocketed by gang members that stab him as he lays dying, because fate has a very humourous sense of irony. After this, he will appear in the local news. "Local Fat Fuck Obliterated By Bus" will read at the top of the town cryer, with the subheading "Town Reacts in Abject Indifference". People will probably remember him for roughly thrty minutes, and then he'll be yesterday's news. Thirty years after he's dead, teenage astro-vandals will piss on his Space Grave.

[Wiffles]

187 just needs love >_<

[Cybernetico]

let me tell u thiz... if any one of u stupid fukz met me... u'd have only enuff tyme to decide whether u wanted me to shoot u in the face or i the back while ur pussy bitch ass waz runnin...


I doubt you even have the fingerstrength to pull the trigger :lol

And about that book bit, yesterday I read "The Outsiders" in its entirety, the day "b4" (-you) that I read the book "Go Ask Alice" in it's enterity. So what now, you gonna tell emmme to stop reading so much and post?

Though I must give "U" credit, you made me glad to see Rongi get mad at somebody :)

[Cybernetico]

http://www.boomspeed.com/acpcybernet/thug.jpg



I swear to god I'm the picasso of modern day

[choptop]

Hey 187 know any stories about playing pranks in walmart?

[Les Waste]

OMG LOL @ Chop Top :lol

And LOL @ Ninjavenom

[mischief]

HAHA

white boyyz wit attitude

[Grazzt]

http://www.wrestlingmuseum.com/images/halloffame/ivan1.jpg

Ivan Koloff says this thread is done, and on a good note.

[Wiffles]

Aww you scared him away >_<

[Esuohlim]

I found a human testicle in a bag of Wiffles candy once. :(

[Schimid]

Just once? :(

[The Retro Kat]

Did you eat it to spite the Wiffles Co.?

[Secret Agent Vomit]

ya'll bitchez thank im mutherfukking playin'.? i'll fukkin kill ya'll bitchezz.

Oooops. Wrong account. :goth

[Esuohlim]

THE JIG IS UP :eek

[Grazzt]

Your spelling was too good, SAV.

[Wiffles]

I found a human testicle in a bag of Wiffles candy once. :(

That must be the product of another company. "The Miffles Candy Corp" ^_~

[Skulhedface]

Whatever company made it, I'm sure 187 had a few too many bags of the Testicle flavor.

No wonder he's so bitchy.

[xandor2783]

Why so much anger 187?

[whoreable]

OMG DUDE YOU AVATAR IS SOOOOO FUNNY!

THANSK FOR SHARING IT WITH US :) :) :)

[xandor2783]

Always happy to share whoreable :)

[187]

MY BALLZ ITCH...


http://www.outwar.com/page.php?x=1110027

[jizz mop]

http://www.ouchytheclown.com/loung.jpg

[Kurodo]

Jizz, you're just as stupid as 187. If I were an admin, I'd ban you right now. :)

[jizz mop]

ahh fuck you chode gobbler

[MrAdventure]

please find a smaller signature or else you will be banned jfsdkaskdfj... just go away.

[Yep.]

I will be 187's father figure.
I will be the one who loves him... Till the end of...
...
...
...
time.

[Esuohlim]

What a jizz mop! :lol

[jizz mop]

die, all of you

you should all have your testicles removed
you scatloving necro's

[Esuohlim]

What a jizz mop! :lol

[jizz mop]

indeed

[Esuohlim]

Read the RULES & GUIDELINES, or I will be forced to ban you. >:

[UnDeath]

What a jizz mop! :lol

[Wiffles]

I will be 187 and Jizz's nanny

[187]

http://www.outwar.com/page.php?x=1110027

[Jeanette X]

What's this?

[FS]

It appears to be a link to some kind of pathetic roleplaying site 187 is a member of, and clicking the link amasses him points or something. The site's also got some incredibly obnoxious pop-ups that try to force you to download unmarked software.

I just reported this thread as spam to the site. :)

[Wiffles]

187, show us some more trolling tactics in action plz.

Tee hee ^_^

[Skulhedface]

I think 187 is what GothinaPrep'sBody will be when he grows up...physically speaking.

[187]

if none of u fuckz are around for me to joke on... how else will i entertain myself at work?

http://www.outwar.com/page.php?x=1110027

[Esuohlim]

INTERNET VIDEO GAMES! :rolleyes

[Ninjavenom]

Where the hell would an oaf like you work? I'm pretty sure Wendy's doesn't have an internet connection.

[187]

an oaf!? thatz very creative... your hair iz also very creative... but no... wendy'z doez not have an internet connect... i am actually on my laptop in an office at the mercedez benz rim plant...

EAT AT JOEZ!----------> http://www.outwar.com/page.php?x=1110027

[Rongi]

Can 187 and jizz mop just be banned? 187 tries to hack and doesn't contribute much neither does jizz mop.

This board needs an age limit.

[187]

rongi...u paranoid fuck! i "try" to hack? u are truly a pathetic lozer fuck that haz never even seen wet pussy... u lil scared son of a bitch, i havn't hacked or tried hacking anything...ur a fuckin dumbass...


EAT AT JOEZ!!! ---------> http://www.outwar.com/page.php?x=1110027

[Rongi]

Now now 187, there is no need for that language. Let's use our indoor voices now :)

[187]

get laid u sad fat fuck... NOBODY likez u

[Rongi]

Now now 187, lets not call people names :).

Especially when you know nothing about the person :)

[CrapOnAStick]

Outwar sucks. >:

[Esuohlim]

187 needs a friend.

Wiffles, get over here.

[Cybernetico]

187, if you're so much smarter than us, then why do you play outwar

You see, if you had anywhat of a brain, you'd know that the people at outwar are using you. Yes, using you. They make the point of the game to have YOU advertise for them. Yep, you just go around throwing some stupid URL at people thinking you're scoring "points" or whatever, yet little do you know that you're simply being their stupid slave, just they're little idiotic advertiser. Only you would be stupid enough to fall for it.

I thought all nerds were smart, guess not ;)

[Wiffles]

Hi 187 ^_^

[jin]

EAT AT JOEZ!!! ---------> http://www.outwar.com/page.php?x=1110027

[Zhukov]

That was quite weak, cybernetico. Why the hell do you think any company does anything? I'll make a random guess and say that this site also makes money from advertising (I could be wrong, I don't know) - it doesn't mean it can't be fun.

(For the record, outwar fucking sux)

[187]

i know that cyber, but it doez waste a good bit of my time... go suck a dick anywayz u fucking janky bastard...

[FS]

http://www.fragile-minds.com/fatsatan/sigs/al.gif

[FartinMowler]

What happened when one was hungry? he ate seven...

[executioneer]

that's not how the joke goes >:

-willie

[FartinMowler]

cool that means I made up my own joke..

[Jeanette X]

i know that cyber, but it doez waste a good bit of my time... go suck a dick anywayz u fucking janky bastard...

Janky? :confused

[SLjimbo]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Janky

This one seems right:

Janky


Undesirable; less-than optimum.

Your mother cooks janky collard greens.

[Anonymous]

Day 6 Return of Bitch Boy 187.

Absolutely Astounding!

187 has returned to reclaim his Bitch Boy position! What a wonderful day this must be for the fucktard society to rip him yet another new asshole!

187:
Look, just because you got gang raped by chipmunks doesn't mean you can't be creative. If you're gonna attack these fucktards at least be fucking original about it, otherwise you look just as stupid as they do. But I suppose living in a trailer park and being incestious offspring already did that to you.

Toodles, inverted nipple boy!

[FS]

Day 6 Return of Mega Fag Mad Max.

Completely Amazing!

Mad Max has come back to take back his Mega Fag position! What a glorious day this must be for the puppyrapist society to tear him yet another new butthole!

Mad Max:
Look, just because you got anally violated by monkeys doesn't mean you can't be original. If you're gonna attack these puppyrapists at least be goddamn creative about it, or you look just as dumb as they do. But I guess my fucking your mom and your dad fucking you did that to you.

Later, goatblowing jizz breath! :lol

[Anonymous]

I say!

The subject FS is now beginning to imitate me!
Theory proven: Fucktard see Fucktard do!

FS:
Okay, now that one was pretty funny!

Toodles, Cat Ass Licking Horse Raper!

[Anonymous]

Your sense of humor sucks almost as bad as you

[Anonymous]

Hey did you hear why Chojin crossed the road?
He was stuck to the back of the chicken!
BADOMDOM!

Hello? Is this thing on? Come on people this is the A stuff! What are ya plant life out there?

Oh excuse me that would be insulting the intellegence of plants!
BADOMDOM!

Chojin:
Eh, kinda expected a better insult from you. Care to try again? Come on fucktard, you can do it...

Toodles, Clit Faces, I'll be here all week!

[FS]

I'm not imitating you, you chickenfucking cheese monkey! >:

You child molesting turd juggler!

You big, gay bitch faggot you!

[Anonymous]

Alas! The subject FS has caught the dreaded Rongism virus! The fucktard is unable to come up with clever insults other than a spew a bunch of nonsensical obscenities!
This virus has already struck many many fucktards, I pray that it strikes no more.

FS:
Geez I know you're not imitating me, you're obviously imitating Rongi.

Toodles, Cumfuckbitchshiteaters!

Oh heavens! I must get the cure at once, lest I become ill!

[The Retro Kat]

child molesting turd jugglar :lol


Boy, Max, you are obsoletely useless. Why must you bring your complete idiotic ramblings to this board in such as sense to disgrace the name of science? Maybe if you stopped wearing your dad's ass as a hat, you would see what an ass you are making of your self. You ignoramous.

[sadie]

BADOMDOM!
you got yourself a fucked-up drummer, dude.

[Anonymous]

Here we see the fucktard subject: The Retro Kat attempting to insult me. Notice how he is unable to come up with anything of his own and resorts to child like name calling such as the old "ass hat" routine.

The Retro Kat:
Yo, kellychaos! I thought I told you to keep your bitch in line! I don't care if she is on the rag, if you don't she's gonna get smacked down hard. Next time why don't you try fucking her harder, that should keep her satisfied. Oh wait, you can't, being impotent and all. Sorry, my mistake!

Toodles, Dick Crabs!

[Rongi]

Mad Max's parents must not pay much attention to him :(.

[Professor Cool]

Good thing I stood out of this one!!!

http://www.newbedfordinternet.com/images/photo-happy-guy.jpg

Good thing I stood out of this one!!!

[liquidstatik]

:lol Prof. Cool

I think Max got molested by his redneck uncle :o

[executioneer]

I LIKE HOW MAD MAX SAYS "FUCKTARD" IN EVERY POST, THAT MAKES HIM COOL 8)

-willie

[The Retro Kat]

Now Max, for one, fucktard is not original at all. Now, I know this may be quite shocking to you, but you are unfunny and quite incapable of a lol mock. If you actually read what you post, you might realize that what you are posting is completely inane and stupid. You are, quite frankly, making an ass of yourself. Now, why don't you go find a used tampon to suck the blood out of, get off your boyfriends penis (im sure he's upsetting the stitches already in there), and FUCKING STOP POSTING. Or at least do the last of the latter three.

[jin]

why do you pretend to be smart?

[feelevil]

YO.

u should b goin EAZY on him G>>

after all> NOT EVERY1 can b smart enuff 2 INVENT JESUS

HHhahsdlh;

[Anonymous]

Thank you, thank you Fucktards and Fucktardettes! I'd like to thank all of you for coming out to see my show, but then again what else were you boy molesters gonna do, actually move out of your parent's basement?
BADUMBUM!

But seriously folks, I see that kellychaos hasn't kept his bitch The Retro Kat in line like I told him, I guess he doesn't care whether or not he gets verbally raped by his intellectual superior

The Retro Kat:
You wanna talk original, bitch? The tampon joke has been done to death, in fact you already posted that to liquid. I know you're preoccupied with tampons because your body's going through some changes and you're on your way on to becoming a woman, but please we don't wanna know about your female changes.

executioneer:
I say fucktard, because it aptly describes you jizz jars.

liquidstatik:
Stop eating diaper shit, then come back and talk to me.

Rongi:
They sure don't, but then again my Dad doesn't molest me, like yours does.

Oh boy tough crowd out here tonight...

[pissed off salesman]

Max, face it your just some jabbering pig molester who can't accept the fact that he's not funny, and who constantly verbally attacks people because in real life your just some fat kid who can stop eating twinkies, And this is your only way to insult people without getting your ass kicked.

[Anonymous]

So I says to Sethomas, sorry but I don't need a blow job that badly!
BADUMBUM!

Hey its pissedoffsalesman again! Pig Molester? Fat kid? What? Are you describing yourself or your boyfriend?
BADUMBUM!

So jin and executioneer are fucking a sheep and then...

[pissed off salesman]

First of all its not "Badumdumdum" Its *rimshot* no, not rimjob you yarble-less fucknut. Go eat some more twinkies kid, im not gonna' stop till you shut the fuck up.

[The Retro Kat]

The Retro Kat:
You wanna talk original, bitch? The tampon joke has been done to death, in fact you already posted that to liquid. I know you're preoccupied with tampons because your body's going through some changes and you're on your way on to becoming a woman, but please we don't wanna know about your female changes.


Reary? I didn't notice i posted that to liquid, i appreciate that you noticed.


Hey folks, whats black, white and red all over?
Its Max's ass with a black cock in it bleeding.
Badumbassum.

Why did Max cross the road?
I don't know, but he should sure to hell stop posting here.
Badumbassum.

Why did no one ever laugh at Max?
Because he's not funny.
Badumbassum.

Why does Max cry at night?
Because he thinks about all the times his dad and uncle had their penises in his butthole.
Badumbassum.

Thanks, you've been great.

[feelevil]

n u think U r funny?? goddamnit stfu u make a fool outta yo self

"HE HAS THE BRAIN THE SIZE OF A WALNUT " Retrocat <<this is beggin 2 be a sig up 4 grabs yo first cum first serve

LOLALKjflsdal;f;lsdfl;

[The Retro Kat]

That was the point.

[Anonymous]

...So pissed off salesman's Dad says to him come on son, it ain't gonna suck itself!
BADUMBUM!

Hey folks it's the Retro Kat trying to be funny! Do any other impressions?
BADUMBUM!

Hey where's Capt. Bubba? I figured he'd be in on this, by now, I guess that virgin's to busy jacking off to the naked pictures that Retro Kat sent to him!
BADUMBUM!

You still with me folks?

Retro Kat:
This ain't last fucktard standing, get the fuck off the stage and sit down! And if you can't sit down maybe you should stop shoving transformers up your ass, shit gargler!

So Rongi and Kellychaos were sucking each other off when...

[The Retro Kat]

Damn right I'd get off the stage, cause you'd be the last fucktard standing, being the biggest one and all.

But if you want to do something to benefit everyone, stop posting you useless shit that only you think is funny because you're ego is so big. Maybe if you were funny and made us laugh, we wouldn't want you gone. You're only a good mocker to you're standards. To everyone else, you are a stupid "fucktard" that no one likes or will ever like. You're just another cum guzzling child molesting twat that tears the assholes of cats trying to put your cock in. LEAVE.

[Esuohlim]

I DON'T GET JOKES :(

[Rongi]

I rest my case.

You see, if you had even OK parents they wouldn't let you anywhere near i-mockery.net . I am saying this with the assumption that you are at least 10 or 9, because of your poor sense of humor and bad grammer.

Also, you seem to want a lot of attention here, by picking fights and using the most retarded insults, like "goat blower". This could cause other problems in life, and may even cause you to become a homosexual.

[Anonymous]

Rongi and The Retro Kat:
Whoa! Struck a nerve did I?

Look fucktards I told you before, stop trying to out insult me, you can't do it. Just because you guys think I'm not funny isn't even the issue. (Fucktards stick together) I've already demonstrated that you gnat nuts are incapable of learning. I said IGNORING me would be a better approach. Listen next time, or were the sounds the pigs you were fucking making too much noise?

Any fucking idiot can see I'm purposely being unfunny, what's your excuse fucktards? And think about this jizz drinkers, why am I pissing you off so much? Obviously you boy rapers are reading the shit I'm posting, which makes you even stupider than what I've already said about you! Ignore.... it'll ALL go away, just repress it, just like you did after your Daddy stuck his penis in you.

So Rongi was fucking The Retro Kat and then....

[liquidstatik]

YOUR NOT ORIGINAL GO THE FUCK AWAY! >:

[Rongi]

No one is getting angry, if anyone is getting angry, it's you.

And I get it enough, mad max. You've told us at least 4 times. It's just that I enjoy pissing you off :).

[Esuohlim]

Has anyone anywhere anytime in history ever been offended by retarded insults like "goat blower" or "jizz drinker"? To me, it just shows the ignorance of the person thinking that unclever remarks like that will "strike a nerve".

[ziggytrix]

STOP REPLYING TO THIS THREAD.

[executioneer]

OMG, THIS GUY HAS GOT ME SO RILED UP, I WILL PSOT ONE THOUSAND ANGRY EMOTICONS TO SHOW

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:lol

-willie

[ziggytrix]

I have absolutely no problem with that last response.

[Esuohlim]

That was 1200. >:

This has me simply outraged. >:

[executioneer]

WHOOPS I MSUT HAVE BEEN ANGRIER THAN I THOUGHT :lol

-willie

[kahljorn]

"Why does Max cry at night?
Because he thinks about all the times his dad and uncle had their penises in his butthole.
Badumbassum."

Penii!

It's neat how Mad Max has said, "You're not original" to like... just about everyone who has said anything to him. Then he says shit like, "So blah and blah fucked eachother and the night" "Sheep joke? SHEEEP?"

lol, then it's even better when he tells people they should ignore him to make him go away when people seem to be having such a fond time sticking their dick in his mouth. Sure Mad Max, I can ignore you, just keep that pretty mouth sucking.

[The Retro Kat]

Holy shit, I was thinking of posting "penii."

Yeah Max, you struck a nerve, you make me remember my bad flying days. All im saying is, to everyones eyes, youve been insulted, but you are to damned egotistical to realize that you suck at this.

[kahljorn]

Nah, he's not Egotistical, it's all just a scam he puts up, really he's struggling to try to fit in and at the same time somehow come out on top, but he knows he has nothing to say, that's why he repeats himself so much.

[SLjimbo]

It's amazing how this turned from 187's thread into Max's thread.


*awaits verbal thrashing by Mad Max*

[Anonymous]

posting ugly people and then saying it's really other people is hilarious

[SLjimbo]

:( I should've used another picture.

[Anonymous]

HA HA! Man, you fucktards really crack me up!

I never expected to piss you guys off so much, this is even better than I anticipated!

As for the originality remarks, I find than absolutely laughable considering all the rest of you fucktards use the EXACT same insults on a daily basis! Not to mention the amount of repetition of the insults you fucktards do of those same insults. Look into yourselves my sweet ignorant fucktards, I think if you look hard enough you'll find that uncreativity exists within all of you, the only reason you haven't learned that yet, is because all of you are too stupid in figure it out and been stroking each others egos (And cocks) for so long.

Angry? Why the hell would I be angry? I'm getting a big kick out of this! You're the ones still reading and replying to this shit!
This even better than when I convinced a bunch of so called "satanists" to attack a Catholic Chat room!

It doesn't matter how much you tell me I suck at this or what you call me, because ultimately I've had the last laugh, I've got you all to respond exactly how I wanted you to. (and STILL responding)

Come on fucktards, prove to me that jizz hasn't backed up into your brain, and get a clue, admit defeat and stop posting responses to me.

And on that happy note, I expect you all to fail miserably, and continue to be the fucktards you are. I'll be at the Smurfzi thread from now on anticipating your feeble attempts at insulting me, my work here is done. You're right, this isn't even my thread, but what the hell, I'm so fucking good at this I can fight a "war" on two fronts, hell with this kind of competition I could fight a war on every single thread, but unlike the rest of you Bitch Boys I actually have a life and leave the computer every now and then, you fucktards should try it sometime, you might meet that fag of your dreams, besides sodomy is legal now so there's no need for you cunt faces to hide in the closet any longer.

Oh and a message to 187:
THIS is how you piss these fucktards off!

Toodles, fucktards!

[kellychaos]

Are you going to be a recurring character or this a one-week trial thing? If so, please e-mail your posting schedule to me so I can make preparations. :)

[ziggytrix]

What exactly is it, about saying the word "fucktard" like it's going out of style, is supposed to piss people off?

I'm serious.

[liquidstatik]

I dont know ziggy, but he says it about 2 to 4 times in every post :(
and its getting real fucking old.

EDIT- 9 time in his post above.

[The Retro Kat]

I like how he still thinks he's winning and pissing us off. What a fucktard. I mean, talk about fucktardism. But, beleive me, he's not the only fucktard that can say "fucktard" more than 4 fucktardin times. Oh shit, I'm saying fucktard a lot, I must be automatically pissing everyone off. I hate you fucktard.

[Anonymous]

AH'S A GETTIN' SO RI-LED! :faint

[187]

Your sense of humor sucks almost as bad as you

It iz actually tru that ad max suckz very nicely... i know becauze hiz daddy and lil bro told me so...

[187]

people... so far my experience with ya'll haz not been a bad one, but i am still here for the sole purpose of pissing u all off... but in case ANY of u ACTUALLY care... the only rezon i started posting shit waz becauze of sum dumbass anti-rave site... we just like to throw down... don't hate...

ByTheWay: HAppy 4th... NOW DIE!!!

[Drew Katsikas]

187, you're so pathetic it's funny. The things you post obviously shine light to the fact that you are a fat, pasty, white kid who dreams of being a gangster. However, you will never be one, becasue the thugs would sooner smash the butt of their pistol into your stupid face than ever let you join their petty crime life. So instead, you sit in your parents' basement and play role-playing gangsta games, pathetically attempt to mock intelligent web users by accusing them of (gasp) reading, and pretend to be black by using poor syntax and replacing "s" with "z" in your posts.

My prediction of 187's reply "noo dawg, u have neva seen a fat wet puzzy, dag i am gonna knife your foot in the gun with a bullet, gat gat, glock, murda, thuginn on yo momz grave, .. b . u gotz no life n u read a book, shit, sezirouzly thiz i kill u."

:lol

[Rev. Danno]

I wonder if Max, & 187 go to Jr. High together... I imagine them being in A/V club together, & spending lonley lunches sitting by themselves playing Magic: the gathering (or what ever the pasty fat children play now), convincing each other they are not virgins... 187, how is your girlfriend in (insert other state or country here). Max how's that Pokemon card collection coming along?

Budunmdum...

Now that was funny...

[kahljorn]

You can tell mad max is getting frustrated now at losing so much ground, usually he puts "Alot of thought" into his "Creative" "Insults". Are we hurting your wittle feeling Maxy Waxy My Bikini Line?

[Wiffles]

Max's post make my school essays look bad @_@

[choptop]

Go back to to the internment camp, you 'nam protestin' rice guzzling, car manufacturing Zip! I put up with enough of you fuckers in 'nam. I still have yet to see what your obsession with the phallus and it's fluids. I guess you homo-erotics drink from it too much

[Anonymous]

YEAH, YOU BADWORD-NOUN! :rolleyes :imock