HEY JIXBY!

[Protoclown]

I HAVE A SECRET FOR YOU, JIXBY...OR SHOULD I SAY "LUKE"?

I AM YOUR FATHER! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

IT IS TOO WACKY TO BE TRUE! ;) :rolleyes

[Jixby Phillips]

WTF STFU YALL >:

[Protoclown]

YES, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE RETARDED AND YOU HAVE A CRAVING FOR TEH "MAN COCK" :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

I'M NEVER POSTING HERE AGAIN

[Protoclown]

I DON'T MAKE UP THE RULES, SON! "IT'S GENETICS!" :/

[Carnivore]

Don't get angry! Anger leads to the Dark Side!

[Jixby Phillips]

FUCK YALL I-MOCKERY HAS TURNED INTO A RACIST DADIST (LOL) SHITHIOLE

FUCK YALL I'M LEAVING FOR REAL

[Carnivore]

Then the Emperor has already won :(

[Protoclown]

HEY JIXBY! BEFORE YOU LEFT THE BOARDS FOREVER, I WAS GOING TO SAY WE MAKE A PRETTY GOOD TEAM AND THAT WE SHOULD MAKE BABIES TOGETHER, EVEN THOUGH IT IS ALL GAY AND INCESTY AND STUFF.

AND WE COULD NAME THEM ALL "DUBYA" AND THE BIG JOKE WOULD BE THAT WE COULD POINT AT THE PRESIDENT AND BE LIKE "HE IS YOUR FATHER!" AND THEY WOULD ALL SWAN DIVE OFF OF TALL BUILDINGS! AND WE WOULD JUST MAKE MORE AND DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN BECAUSE WE BOTH HAVE THE GOODIES IN OUR PANTS TO MAKE IT HAPPEN ;)

[Jixby Phillips]

THATS A PRETTY MEAN SPIRITED JOKE, PROTOCLOWN :(

[Protoclown]

****** >:

[Zomboid]

Serves you right for revealing your name on a message board. That's why I don't like telling people mine :(

[wreckreation]

I'm sure he REALLY cares. :rolleyes

[Carnivore]

You must have a funny name like Herb, Dick, Stu, or Jebediah.

[Zomboid]

No, it's just bad enough to get the occasional lame joke, but I still don't like it.

[glowbelly]

shut up.

[mburbank]

Yeah, like people won't make fun of you for calling yourself 'Jack Skellington', you Mo-mo.

Here at I-mockery we don't give a fuck what your name is.

[Protoclown]

I can't wait to meet Jixby in person so I can kick him in the nuts and say "WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, BITCH?? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW???"

[Spooky]

My name is Jason. :(

[Protoclown]

What a horrible name. :(

[Spooky]

I want to change it to "Herbert". :/

[Protoclown]

I want to change mine to Pickadilly Ponceface.

[slavemason]

Jixby don't go! If you do, there won't be anyone left but the Inbred Clown Posse and a bunch of Skullys. Skulls frighten me, they remind me of things that are dead (which is very threatening to me as a breather).

[Spooky]

I want to change mine to Pickadilly Ponceface.

You win.

However, "Jerome Iusefoodstamps" would be nice.

[Zomboid]

shut up.
You people are jerks! :(

[Les Waste]

I'm glad I have a normal name like Chris :)

You can't make jokes about that name can you? ;)

[MrAdventure]

You'll be hurting us both if you do. :(

[Les Waste]

I still hear jokes about my last name though :(

FUCK YOU TED DANSON >: