THE "TUCK ME IN" THREAD

[Protoclown]

I AM GOING TO BED NOW, I JUST THOUGHT YOUSE GUYS MIGHT WANT TO KNOW, IN CASE YOU WANT TO READ ME A BEDTIME STORY, OR WISH THAT THE BEDBUGS WON'T BITE, OR WATCH ME BRUSH MY TEETH AND MASTURBATE.

OR YOU COULD SPOON ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IF YOU WANT TOO, I'M NOT PICKY YOU KNOW!! ;)

[Carnivore]

Check under your bed for monsters :domo

[FS]

Hush little baby, don't you cry
Momma's gonna smother you until you die. :tear

[Protoclown]

Alright, I shat out a wedding ring this morning, and I suspect it has something to do with last night. FESS UP, WHO LOST A RING? >:

[FS]

Read the inscription. ;)

[Zero Signal]

Read the inscription. ;)
Does it say "J. Reno"?

[Les Waste]

THIS MORNING I WOKE UP ON THE FLOOR AND WITH A GIGANTIC PAIN IN MY TOOTH.

WTF :(

[mburbank]

Do you trun invisible if you put it on? Cause if it does? YOU ARE LIEING FUCK!