Amaze Your Friends!

[kellychaos]

It must be the horrendous amount of commute time that I have between going to work and classes but I seem to have acquired two basic talents that seem to come naturally and which amaze my friends. I can (usually) guess both:

1) The time at which the light is going to change, within a second or so, from the time of initial stop without timing it with a watch. It's like it's been programmed into my brain.

2) Same thing with the start and finish of radio advertising from the time they break from music/talk back to music/talk.

P.S. Both have their variances but, in general, I'm right on the money.

What are your special talents?

[wreckreation]

HAHAHAHAH you are so fucking uninteresting. Everyone, FUCKING EVERYONE does that. It's not a talent on your part, it's a talent on the part of advertising to pick the optimal time length. The light thing is just learned. Fucking everyone knows when it will change.


HERE IS MY TALENT :lol
I KNOW ON TV SHOWS WHEN COMMERCIALS ARE OVER
I KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES FO RELEVATOR TO REACH MY FLOOR
I KNOW HOW HARD TO PUSH TO CLOSE MY DOOR WITHOUT LOOKING
I CAN FILL CUPS OF WATER WITHOUT LOOKING TOO


btw you start way too many topics for how little you have to contribute.

[Kurodo]

You probably just said that because you have no friends to amaze wreck. You're tearing up on the inside.

[wreckreation]

I'd be amazed if i had friends. :tear

[Matt Harty]

Wrecks are actually interesting compared to Kelly's ridiculously common ones.

I can spell my name on a wall with bologna.

[Zhukov]

My special power is that I can steal from my place of employment, without being caught.

:)

[The Retro Kat]

I can play the mean drums, do a front triple on the 1 meter diving board, 2 1/2 in everyother direction (although some are more painful than others).

[Rev. Danno]

I can pick up things, & tell you how much it weighs with a margin of error of .1#.
I worked in a deli for years....
& I'm one of the few Americans (who isn't a scientist) who can convert to metric in there heads...

[Rongi]

I have an amazingly huge dick :(

[Jixby Phillips]

I THINK THOSE GIRLS FROM TATU ARE LESBOS *PASS IT ON*

[Mockery]

:bacos

[Jixby Phillips]

STOP BEING SO POINTLESS :picklehat

[Mockery]

:picklehat :bacos :picklehat

[Jixby Phillips]

THIS THREAD WAS ON THE TOPIC OF TALKING ABOUT THINGS, AND YOU ARE RUINING IT BY BEING SO POINTLES AND POSTING POINTLESS THINGS, PLEASE STOP IT OR I WILL CALL THE ADMINISTRATOR OF THE INTERNET AND HAVE YOU BANNED

PS THIS IS *NOT* A PICKLEHAT MATTER

[The_voice_of_reason]

THIS THREAD WAS ON THE TOPIC OF TALKING ABOUT THINGS, AND YOU ARE RUINING IT BY BEING SO POINTLES AND POSTING POINTLESS THINGS,

aren't pointless things still things?

[Jixby Phillips]

YOU ARE JUST GETTING THINGS OFF TOPIC EVEN MORE

[kellychaos]

HAHAHAHAH you are so fucking uninteresting. Everyone, FUCKING EVERYONE does that. It's not a talent on your part, it's a talent on the part of advertising to pick the optimal time length. The light thing is just learned. Fucking everyone knows when it will change.


Sarcasm is lost on some people, I guess. :/

[Kurodo]

http://www.theshadowlegion.com/forum/images/smilies/yarr.gif

I felt like it. :/

[Mockery]

wtf, a pirate domo? did you make it or is it just from some other board?

[Kurodo]

I got it from someone at my friend's board who got it from another board. :(

[Esuohlim]

You should have taken full credit for it.

[GnrySgtHartman]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/starwarsdorkmatrix.wmv :tear

[Kurodo]

I couldn't have made that if my life depended on it. :)

[GnrySgtHartman]

Yeah but I didnt make it :(

[Kurodo]

I meant the pirate Domo. :(

[The Retro Kat]

The story behind the star wars kid goes like this:

There once was a young lad enticed by the jedi spirits and a yearning for respect. He decided to go into his school's AV department and make a tape of himself so he could become better. Well, he forgot the tape and left it there for one of his fellow classmates to find and put on Kazaa. That's where the magic happened. Millions of copies were shared. The star wars kid became famous. He has been interviewed and has had articles written about him. He also gained four thousand dollars for his show of talent. People have even edited his talent for somewhat of an homage to him. He finally has the attention he deserves.

[Anonymous]

hHAHAHAHAHahhahah w/ wreck :<

i have the version of the star wars kid thing where a guy behind jedi knight 2 with all the lucas sound effects and stuff made his stick glow and woosh and stuff. s hilariouse

[Matt Harty]

The reloaded version sucks.

The original is funniest.

So enthusiastic.