Why is the penis so ugly?

[The_voice_of_reason]

Seriously, I can't even look at my own any more, it's so gross. But the vagina is like a flower. Why?

[AChimp]

Fuck off, man. My penis is sexy. :(

[The_voice_of_reason]

Sure you say that now, but just wait untill you see it on a german porn site with Hitler in a little pink tutu gently caressing it. Then you will know your penis in all its fleshy horror

[Yep.]

you will all learn to love my penis.

[The_voice_of_reason]

I do love my penis, much like you would love a sharpei puppy. It may be ugly, but it is still loveable.

[FS]

Silence! Women are trying to convince us that the vagina is the epitome of beauty, while the penis is ugly and useful only because they allow it to be. Have you ever, truly looked into a vagina? It's like a little paperback full of differently colored wrinkly flesh pages. Not a friggin magical forest of rainbow delights. Now, take the penis. Kind, gentle, benevolent even in its dormant state. But once it breaches, rising high above the waves like a majestic sperm whale (how ironic), its rigid form the embodiment of all the raw power of the man, whether cowled or cold, with one eye in the center of its stark purple face daring all the world to defy it - my friend, THAT is what God must feel like when he's got an erection.

...of course, don't get me wrong, I love the vagina. :royaltenenbaum

[Thirdape]

Speak for yourself. Mine is Majestic.

[Anonymous]

Penises scare me a lot less than fleshwounds.

[kellychaos]

Modern technology has attempted to thwart the usefulness of the penis but it has continued to thrive ... nay dominate the sexual scene. Although manufactured penii of every color, shape and size have been developed, nothing can replace the warm, fuzzy feeling of the honest to meat puppet of love. Why?! Why I ask you?! I don't know. :/ Doctor Phil hasn't discussed it on his show yet. :(

[moonlitnight]

Sure you say that now, but just wait untill you see it on a german porn site with Hitler in a little pink tutu gently caressing it. Then you will know your penis in all its fleshy horror
What for websites do you look at? :eek

[Rongi]

Penises look like flesh colored mushrooms. How is that scary or ugly :/?

[Jeanette X]

Both are ugly. I once read a Amerindian story about women who had been cursed by a witch and teeth grew in their vaginas. And any man who slept with them had his penis chewed off and bled to death. :shocked

[moonlitnight]

I hope it was not a "real" story and someone believe it?
Sometimes here are are such stories in magazines and the people really believe it...How stupid can someone be? :rolleyes

[Jeanette X]

I hope it was not a "real" story and someone believe it?
How stupid can someone be? :rolleyes

Its a folktale. And yes...people can be very, very stupid. But I'm sure you are well aware of that, my foolish cheeseburger.

[moonlitnight]

no,I believe everything I hear ;)

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Kill yourself.

[Anonymous]

But the vagina is like a flower

if you were anywhere near me I would spit on you

[Anonymous]

A smashed, gooky, goopy, dead flower. :<

[Jixby Phillips]

BOOBS ARE LIKE CARTOON EYEBALLS :lol

[jin]

Virginas are ugly.

Its like a little stab wound.

How can anyone like something that bleeds every month and is just a hole anyway?

Theres nothing there!

AHEhaEhEAHhaEhEAH

[Jeanette X]

Theres nothing there!

What about that little nub of pleasure, the clitoris?

[Esuohlim]

Yeah right. I bet that thing doesn't do anything and it's a huge worldwide joke that you play on us men. :rolleyes

[Jeanette X]

Trust me, it does. ;)

[UnDeath]

yeah, it does. 4 times. In 30 minutes.
:isanegotisticalstud

[wreckreation]

I BET THE EARTHQUAKE WAS ALL YOUR FAULT LOL :lol

[Helm]

its scary when it dissapears in there.

I want my mommy :freud

[Ooner]

I think it varies, person to person...

Sure, there are some ugly crooked misshapen discolored penises out there, and there's also some really really really pretty ones.

I just assume that mine is fucking beautiful.

[Grazzt]

Edit: Ignore this rubbish.

[aeQea]

a penis is ugly when it goes into ugly girls, or even hot guys. not that i look at guys. no homo.

pause.

[Esuohlim]

Don't worry. No one's listening to you.

[Anonymous]

:lol

[NIGhtMAre]

0.o

[Rongi]

save it

[Toadie]

A penis, ugly or not, is much better then the alternative...

childbirth
bleeding
skirts

Better to be the poker then the pokee...

Think about it...

[RebelOutlaw_Ace]

Just sit down, right now, and stare at your penis (if you are a male, by God) for a full hour. After that hour is over, you shall either love your penis like no other, or you shall come to despise that little rod of concentrated evil that is attached to your dirty, dirty body.

I find it better than the alternative, though. There are so many things that can go wrong with a girl...God bless their brave souls. May they never cross with a yeast infection, or get the clep.

[Esuohlim]

Just sit down, right now, and stare at your penis for a full hour.

UHHHHHHHHHH.... :lol

[kahljorn]

I sold my Penis to an aging Grandmother for a hefty sum.

[Ninjavenom]

I lost mine. I could swear i left it in the medicine cabinet... :kingmissile

[anitha cherian]

as a girl Iwould say penis is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen .vagina looks very ugly.penis is like a rose flower we girls love penis because it is very sexy and beautiful.when compared to penis vagina looks very ugly.yes no doubt penis is very beautiful and vagina is ugly.

[Tadao]

:rolleyes

[kahljorn]

Most people don't know this but the closest relative of the penis is actually the dinosaur.

I hope that sheds some light on this issue.

[DevilWearsPrada]

She should win some kind of bump award

[Esuohlim]

Don't worry, I gave her one

[ScruU2wice]

and a "not putting spaces after a period" award

[anitha cherian]

penis is very very beautiful and vagina most ugliest thing ever seen.

[Dixie]

Then please cut out your vagina and mail it to me.
I'll give you $5 for it.

[darkvare]

my penis has a hoodie

[anitha cherian]

As a girl I will say that penis is most beautiful and vagina is ugly lookig in nature .we girls wonder when we see that stupid comment vagina is like a flower . for you we have some question ,does a flower bleeds every month ,does a flower smells very bad .we girls never welcome such stupid comments.but certain penis is very beautiful just like a flower.

[anitha cherian]

KAHLJORN , Your findings that closest realative of penis is a dinosure, if so it is same in the case of vagina too.

[liquidstatik]

:O

[wobzire]

Maybe YOUR penis doesn't bleed and stink, but you dont speak for all of us!

[sloth]

anitha can you continue your diatribe against poor feminine hygiene while i masturbate quietly? its ok, im a guy. its like im performing a beautiful sonata on my penis.

[wobzire]

More like your picking the prized flower from a beautiful garden.

[JJ_Maniac]

I'm more of a "performing a pianissimo forte" on MY penis kinda guy.

[executioneer]

h8 this thread

[Bod]

MY friend recently got told by a nurse that she had a beautiful cervix during a smear test. She then led in 5 student doctors to look at it.

[executioneer]

hahahaha :lol

ps welcome back!

[DevilWearsPrada]

guys why is my penis so ugly :(

[Dixie]

Don't worry, after your testes drop it might look bigger.

[wobzire]

Then there will just be more of it to hate.

[Cherry Nirvana]

Your penis may be ugly, but you definitely wouldn't want the alternative. It's so inconvenient.

[MarioRPG]

Don't worry, after your testes drop it might look bigger.

Wouldn't that mean that there is just more ugly to look at?

[wobzire]

Insightfull.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Don't worry, after your testes drop it might look bigger.

Too late, they dropped at the same time that your ovaries dried up.

[Dixie]

Don't give me false hope. That would save me from having to get spayed.

Mario? Not really, most guys hate their penis if it's small. If it's big (or they think it's big) they can't leave the damn thing alone.

[JJ_Maniac]

I think that you've crossed the line of egotism if you keep your penis on a leash.

[wobzire]

Or feature it promenently in a fake ad "for school".

[anitha cherian]

guys why is my penis so ugly :(
who told you that your penis is ugly ,most of the penis looks beautiful than vagina. vagina in most of the cases looks very ugly.don't worry your penis is beautiful in many of the girls minds. penis is really beautiful no doubt for we girls.

[JJ_Maniac]

Hehe. She's back.

[anitha cherian]

Your penis may be ugly, but you definitely wouldn't want the alternative. It's so inconvenient.
some boys have a wrong impression in their mind that penis is ugly .according to a lady artist who draws nude pictures told me the worst thing she had drawn is vagina in the case of girls.she also told me that to draw penis in the case of nude picture of boys is very intresting because it looks very beautiful.she told me it is like a flower. but vagina is so ugly.

[anitha cherian]

penis is very beautiful. we girls are ashamed to look at our ugly vagina. for us penis is very beautiful ,we hold that beautiful organ in our mouth till that hot milk comes out of it. we love it very much in our mouth.

[Shrubfest]

Who the hell are you?

[JJ_Maniac]

This is SO a guy trying to be flirted with

[Dixie]

some boys have a wrong impression in their mind that penis is ugly .according to a lady artist who draws nude pictures told me the worst thing she had drawn is vagina in the case of girls.she also told me that to draw penis in the case of nude picture of boys is very intresting because it looks very beautiful.she told me it is like a flower. but vagina is so ugly.
So you've never actually seen one then?

[DevilWearsPrada]

I can't leave my damn thing alone guys :(

[anitha cherian]

This is SO a guy trying to be flirted with
JJ_ Maniac I am a girl with a storg decision no body can't change my decision that penis looks beautiful and vagina ugly it is a reality.don't get angry if somebody tells you this truth. so be happy.

[JJ_Maniac]

You have a "Storg" decision, you say? Can you do me a favor? Make your posts legible and then maybe I'll take you seriously. Also, you appear to talk about a single thing over and over, but wording it differently. You make my head hurt.

[anitha cherian]

Who the hell are you? Shrubfest have you seen beautiful penis of boys ,most of them are just like a beautiful flower .even though vagina looks very ugly men doesn't care about its ugly nature. love penis.kiss it. wish you success.

[Shrubfest]

Christ, you're not supposed to look at it that closely.

If you're thinkin about what it looks like....

[Tadao]

Shrubfest have you seen beautiful penis of boys ,most of them are just like a beautiful flower .even though vagina looks very ugly men doesn't care about its ugly nature. love penis.kiss it. wish you success.

I like this girl :love

[Shrubfest]

Why? All she wants to do is study it.

[Tadao]

and love it and kiss it.

[JJ_Maniac]

Sounds kinky.

[JJ_Maniac]

Shrubfest have you seen beautiful penis of boys ,most of them are just like a beautiful flower .even though vagina looks very ugly men doesn't care about its ugly nature. love penis.kiss it. wish you success.


She thinks the penises of children (boys) look like flowers? Methinks someone needs some mental help. :\

[Dixie]

http://www.yatpundit.com/random_pics/pedobear_seal.jpg

[JJ_Maniac]

:lol

[Shyandquietguy]

Whoa guys! I just thought of something! If you think vaginas are ugly, and dicks are beautiful, does that make you gay? If you were a guy that is?

[JJ_Maniac]

It makes you transexually magnificent

[Shyandquietguy]

Oh wait, holy shit, what IF you WERE a guy and you thought vaginas WERE ugly? Does that make you gay?

[Dixie]

It's killing me that I can't post the penis bouquet picture.
:(

[JJ_Maniac]

As I said, transexually magnificent

[Shyandquietguy]

It's killing me that I can't post the penis bouquet picture.

"I'm indifferent to vaginas and I think my dick is cumbersome?"

[ElPila666]

The only way that i could enjoy watching penis is by watching shemale samba mania movies :love, they should be call chicks with beathiful flower from now on :)

[Shyandquietguy]

And thus, the ideaology behind a not-so-firm sexual identity is revealed.

[Dixie]

Shemales can be pretty hot.
And with this statement I would like to suggest that this thread be moved to Loveline.

[JJ_Maniac]

This thread went from a discussion of why the penis is ugly, to bashing a poorly grammared person, to talking about shemales. Shit this crazy SHOULD be moved to loveline

[Tadao]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1424/940641403_4fbf93fafe.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

Would it be gayer to have sex with a she-turned-male or a male-turned-she?

I mean the latter would at least look like a woman, but the former would actually be some sort of woman. It's questions like these that keep me awake at night.

[Shyandquietguy]

But, what IF, you and a shemale did it, but the only reason you even commit to it is because you need to get a load off, in which you BOTH don't really enjoy it. Would that make you gay or would that just make you full of 'options'?

Or maybe if you and the shemale both agreed to just jerk each other off drunk, that way, it's much easier to pretend that it's not who you THINK it is rather than THINKING it's a guy.

What IF, you were both drunk, with a shemale, and TOUCHED tongues?

It's not actually homosexuality if you're not on a knowing consensus, correct? I mean, you could like be doing it through a hole in the wall and not be the wiser. "Hey, I'm on the other side!" "Ojkay!" Oomph. Oomph. Done.

Wait. What IF you asked him to not wear a wig that shows his face. I mean, I've mistaken tons of guys as women because they had long hair that covered their face.

Maybe get drunk before you call and get to the hotel? You might forget when you get their who it was and all.

[kahljorn]

I don't really see what being a transsexual has to do with liking penises and hating ugly vaginas. Maybe another loook through the thesaurus would help ;o

[JJ_Maniac]

What if you were a woman but had a sex change, then went back in time and had sex with your past female self, and had a child, whom you then had sex with?

[Dixie]

I think that means you're a narcissistic freak.

[Neen]

Transsexuals can't get or get someone pregnant. Never mind time travel.

[WhiteRat]

Transsexuals can't get or get someone pregnant. Never mind time travel.

Way to be a negative nancy.

[kahljorn]

transsexual female to males can still be impregnated. remember the pregnant man?

[Emu]

Arnold?

[anitha cherian]

Why? All she wants to do is study it.
Shrubfest. I don,t want to study about this subject any more .this not only my opininion that vagina looks ugly and penis looks beautiful, but opnion of lot of girls. don,t worry even though vagina is ugly men doesn't care about it.

[JJ_Maniac]

Shrubfest. I don,t want to study about this subject any more .this not only my opininion that vagina looks ugly and penis looks beautiful, but opnion of lot of girls. don,t worry even though vagina is ugly men doesn't care about it.

We're not talking about penises anymore, we're talking about shemales! GET WITH THE TIMES!

JEEZ!

[Ansa Kurian]

I am ashamed to look at my vagina it is ugly ,why vagina is ugly and penis looks beautiful like a beautiful flower.

[Ansa Kurian]

I hate to look at my vagina it is very ugly , why vagina is ugly and penis looks like a beautiful flower.

[JJ_Maniac]

I hate to look at my vagina it is very ugly , why vagina is ugly and penis looks like a beautiful flower.
I am ashamed to look at my vagina it is ugly ,why vagina is ugly and penis looks beautiful like a beautiful flower.

She changed one word and one section of a sentence.

[JJ_Maniac]

Also, I just noticed the subtopic : why my vagina is so ugly.
:lol

[MarioRPG]

Personally, I think both sexes have ugly reproductive organs, except the penis moreso. Veins are hella ugly.

[JJ_Maniac]

Do boobs count as reproductive organs? Because they do help in reproduction.

[MarioRPG]

Do boobs count as reproductive organs? Because they do help in reproduction.

Nah, boobs are coo

[Ansa Kurian]

Also, I just noticed the subtopic : why my vagina is so ugly.
:lol
JJ maniac why you become angry on seeing my Quote why my vagina is so ugly and penis looks beautiful like a flower. it is my opinion and I have the right to say it anywhere. what you are going to do with me nothing.

[MarioRPG]

YEAH JJ MANIAC BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE VAGINAHOLDER.

[JJ_Maniac]

JJ maniac why you become angry on seeing my Quote why my vagina is so ugly and penis looks beautiful like a flower. it is my opinion and I have the right to say it anywhere. what you are going to do with me nothing.
Is your brain broken or is it just stuck in repeat mode?
PS: Read the Forum Rule about not taking things personally, foo'.

[Ansa Kurian]

Personally, I think both sexes have ugly reproductive organs, except the penis moreso. Veins are hella ugly.
Mario you should try and see you can see a lot of beautiful penis.but vagina very hopeless ugly looking.what can we do.

[Neen]

transsexual female to males can still be impregnated. remember the pregnant man?

Yes, It was all over the news not too long ago. I'm not THAT out of touch. It does raise interesting questions, though, like, what guy fucked her and how.

[Neen]

Scratch that. I don't really want to know.

[JJ_Maniac]

YEAH JJ MANIAC BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE VAGINAHOLDER.
That made me lol :lol

[kahljorn]

can y ou imagine what arnold would have looked like as a woman before the sex change and steroids?

I think he was aritificially inseminated (the pregnant guy not arnold it's obvious that arnold had incestual relations with danny devito).

[JJ_Maniac]

Arnold Shwartzenegger had a sex change? :eek

[kahljorn]

yep.

[JJ_Maniac]

What's he like now?

[kahljorn]

he used to be a she :rolleyes

[JJ_Maniac]

OF COURSE!

[Ansa Kurian]

only some idiots can say that penis is ugly , as a girl I love penis of men beacuse it is very beautiful . it gives me a lot of pleasure in my vagina. even my vagina looks ugly my men does't care about it.

[Tadao]

http://cgi.amazing.com/images/members/6/65/595_n.jpg

[Ansa Kurian]

while on a medical examination of one of my boy friend, the lady dematologist look at penis of my boy friend for a while she hold his penis in her hand and said your penis is very very beautiful.

[Emu]

pics

[Ansa Kurian]

pics
if it is some thing like that dog fart, it may be the case with you. we here are a lot of girls stands for reality,we don't need your support ,we have no hesitation to say vagina is ugly and penis looks very beautiful.

[anitha cherian]

If a girl and a boy stand side to side totally nude you can see the differance of course you can see penis looks very very beautiful than vagina and vagina looks very ugly.

[Dixie]

What an odd place for a vagina. Are you a mutant or something?

[MetalMilitia]

I think anitha cherian is a spam bot trying to sell us penis enlargement products. :(

[JJ_Maniac]

if it is some thing like that dog fart, it may be the case with you. we here are a lot of girls stands for reality,we don't need your support ,we have no hesitation to say vagina is ugly and penis looks very beautiful.

No one was talking about dog farts. >:

[katharine Johns]

penis is very beautiful than vagina no doubt . a lot of girls have this opinion.vagina looks very ugly. a rosy penis with an average size looks like a rose.we enjoy by looking at it.

[katharine Johns]

Your penis may be ugly, but you definitely wouldn't want the alternative. It's so inconvenient.
cherry Nirvana I have seen a lot of penis which looks very beautiful , why this vagina is so ugly.

[Karoline Alfred]

Seriously, I can't even look at my own any more, it's so gross. But the vagina is like a flower. Why?
penis looks like a flower in most of the cases .I am ashamed to look at my vagina it is so gross.why vagina looks very ugly?.most of the girls have this problem.

[DevilWearsPrada]

am I supposed to make a penis obsessed character account now or something? :/

[JJ_Maniac]

Don't give in to peer pressure.

[executioneer]

what the hell country is this spambot from, anyways

[JJ_Maniac]

The country of women freakishly obsessed about hating their own vaginas and comparing penises to flowers.

[executioneer]

japan, then

[anitha cherian]

Christ, you're not supposed to look at it that closely.

If you're thinkin about what it looks like....
Shrubfest , I welcome your comment ( you are not supposed to look at it so closely) Yes I am not going to look at vagina very closely because it is ugly .but I will look at penis it is very very beautiful. I can't sleep a night with out looking at it.

[anitha cherian]

So you've never actually seen one then?
carnivore. I have seen a lot of beautiful penis of men . how can I say that it is not beautiful. we have seen a lot of vaginas too but it is not at all attractive when compared to penis.

[katharine Johns]

hey men don't think about your penis how it looks like, what ever may be your expression about it we don't care .according to us it is very beautiful most of the girls have an opinion that penis looks very beautiful and vagina is ugly.

[Karoline Alfred]

girls don't get worried that vagina looks ugly. when I was at puberty I used to think why vagina looks ugly and penis so beautiful, but later on when I had sex with my boys I realise that they don't care that vagina is ugly . they are in a eager to inset their beautiful penis into it.

[Ansa Kurian]

hey men, we know that penis differ from peson to person , in most of the cases it is very beautiful and in some cases it is average it doesn't mean that it is ugly.you some people express it in different way.what ever it is ,we girls love it. you can"t change our mind by putting unnecessary comments about penis. penis is beautiful in all it's forms.yes penis is very beautiful and vagina is ugly.we love penis.

[executioneer]

i dont know how you lady like a penis better penis most ugliest give me vagina anyday it is like a flower a beautiful flower

can we lock this thread already

[JJ_Maniac]

She changes her name every five seconds.

[anitha cherian]

EXECUTIONER. there are a lot of Idiots in this modern world who usally makes stupid comments, your comment penis looks ugly is a stupid comment.even if you say that it is ugly it is not going to be ugly,on the other hand penis is very beautiful.we girls laugh off when we see your quote vagina is beautiful like a flower. yes every country pig will eat faeces with eager, for them it is beautiful. it is like that. vagina is very ugly no doubt.