HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GLOWBELLY!

[Protoclown]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY GENUII FRIEND :) :) :) la la la

[Anonymous]

Curse the time difference. It's almost tomorrow here. Regardless, happy birthday, Glow.

[Protoclown]

Well, I figure since it's already her birthday in her and my timezone I can go ahead and start wishing her a happy one. :)

[Grazzt]

Happy birfday. LOL

[The Retro Kat]

Can we have birthday sex, glowbelly.


HASTUR.

[noob3]

happy birthday, mom!

[Jixby Phillips]

I LOVE YOU GLOWBELLY

[Mockery]

Happy Birthday. Now dump the boy and move to Philly you idiot. :)

[Jeanette X]

Happy birthday! :party

[AChimp]

HAPPY BORFDAY. ;)

[Grazzt]

Happy borgday.

Ah, I crack myself up.

[FS]

I was going to save this for Max, but... WHAT THE HECK.

http://www.mazeltovs.com/postcard/pictures/birthday.jpg
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

[Ninjavenom]

Happy Birthdizzle, yo.

[Sethomas]

Happy birthday, belovèd Glow
Happy birthday, precious Karen
It is certain, therefore I know
That without you, life is barren.

:trochaicquatrameter

[Dole]

A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you Karen.
Did you get the card from the Meanies? They promised they would write. You MUST meet the Meanies!

[Spectre X]

Happy....something something....Oh yeah, birthday. :)

[Daphne]

Happy Birthday Glow!

I'm know you're happy and getting lots of loving from the sexy wop, so I don't mind if you're not online much so long as you're having perma-orgasms!;)

Miss you baby, and so does your wife:
http://members.rogers.com/quidditch_seeker/drunk/341.jpg

:love

You and your man need to come visit again (or us there, whatevah)
:)

[george]

happy birthday :)

i tried to think up a poem, or something, but i suck at that sort of thing :(

WOP GUY???!!!????

well anyway, sclub7 says it best:

Best Friend
© SCLUB 7


C'mon, c'mon, best friend
We all need a best friend, a best friend


I remember when we was young
Playing pool after school, keeping it cool
People say we were the troublesome two
I know the girls like me and you
I can never forget the times you've covered my back
You helped me out and cut me slack
There was nothin' you'd never do
It's all about me and you


You're my brother, you're my sister
We'll stick together
No matter what, no matter what


Best friend, never gonna let you down
Best friend, always gonna be around
You know, whatever life puts you through
I'll be there for you
We all need a best friend, to understand
A best friend, to take your hand
You know, whatever life puts you through
I'll be there for you


You remember the days when we would
Kick back, lay back
We'd be chillin' with the ladies
Those times were the greatest
So don't worry about a thing my friend
Cos you can count on me, thick and thin
Cos I'll be there right till the end, till the end


You're my brother, you're my sister
We'll stick together
No matter what, no matter what


Best friend, never gonna let you down
Best friend, always gonna be around
You know, whatever life puts you through
I'll be there for you
We all need a best friend, to understand
A best friend, to take your hand
You know, whatever life puts you through
I'll be there for you


Come on, come on, best friend
Come on, come on, best friend
Come on, come on, best friend
Come on, come on, best friend


You're my brother, you're my sister
We'll stick together
No matter what, no matter what
You're my brother, you're my sister
We'll stick together
No matter what, no matter what


Best friend, never gonna let you down
Best friend, always gonna be around
You know, whatever life puts you through
I'll be there for you
We all need a best friend, to understand
A best friend, to take your hand



i miss you.

[HickMan]

Happy Birthday GlowBelly! Rock ON!

w00t w00t :domo

[Geggy]

to glowbelly,

I dont know you and you dont know me but I thought I'd say heppy birthday, anyway...dork.

[kellychaos]

Happity Hap Hap Birfday .... Yeaaaaaaaaah! .. Narf!


http://images.animfactory.com/animations/holiday_events/valentines_day/dog_tine_md_clr.gif

[Anonymous]

happy birthday

[Mockery]

Not to change the subject from Karen's birthday, but...

HOLY SHIT IT'S DOLE! HE'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Protoclown]

Yeah, what's this about a sexy wop guy?

[glowbelly]

woohoo! i am officially 28.

wop guy is super fly.

here is a rundown of what i have received for my special day so far:
a bamboo plant (for good luck)
a really cool stretchy, clingy shirt with circles all over it
$300 worth of clothes from ann taylor :eek
a lurvely card with a lurvely black woman in lingerie on it
powerpuff girl stickers
a phone call from my sister singing me happy birthday at 2:00am
a phone call from my old boss, my eyewear ladies and an ex- coworker singing me happy birthday while i was nekkid in the dressing room of ann taylor
a surprise package from miss daphne that i haven't received yet
a wonky beak cd (ok, i haven't received this one yet because dole is skint, but i will...oh yes i will)
another copy of inifinite jest by david foster wallace (proto: you can keep the copy you borrowed from me almost two years ago, but you have to promise that you will read it before you die)
a super pretty coral and torquoise bracelet from the art museum

my uncle has told me that i should go to techtv.com and click on fresh gear and pick something out. i could use your guys help with that. get to it!!

i am now at the library because my hard drive on my laptop fried along with the motherboard >:

thank all of you for your kind wishes. i'm having the best day EVER.

[Protoclown]

another copy of inifinite jest by david foster wallace (proto: you can keep the copy you borrowed from me almost two years ago, but you have to promise that you will read it before you die)

Uhhh...problem with that. I never borrowed it. I remember you offered to let me borrow it, but I didn't take it because I already had a huge stack of unread books. I thought you took it back home with you. It's possible Josh has it, but I know I never had it in my possession.

And you have a gift on the way from me too, you know.

[Mockery]

Hey if you go to techtv.com Karen, tell 'em -RoG- from I-Mockery.com sent ya. I've been running their ad campaign for a while now and I'm sure they'll always be happy to see that we've been sending some people their way.

You've probably seen the ad for their new show:

http://www.i-mockery.com/advertisers/unscrewed_techtv2.gif (http://www.techtv.com/unscrewed)

[glowbelly]

EGADS!! :eek

thanks so much, super fren :) i'll keep my eyes open for it!

edit: and will do, roger-dodger

[Protoclown]

I wanna know where your copy of Infinite Jest disappeared to. I'm sorry you thought that I had it, but I do not! Good thing you got a new copy, eh? :/

[Anonymous]

another copy of inifinite jest by david foster wallace (proto: you can keep the copy you borrowed from me almost two years ago, but you have to promise that you will read it before you die)

Uhhh...problem with that. I never borrowed it. I remember you offered to let me borrow it, but I didn't take it because I already had a huge stack of unread books. I thought you took it back home with you. It's possible Josh has it, but I know I never had it in my possession.

And you have a gift on the way from me too, you know.

It's probably hidden in that huge stack of games that you've been meaning to play. Get to it, punk.

[Rongi]

http://www.underwaterworld.com/img/birthday%20sharky.jpg

Happy birthday glow stomach :o

[Anonymous]

Happy Birthday you got my present months ago :<

But I am handy like that :>

[MrAdventure]

http://home.attbi.com/~chriswirkus/birthdaycard.jpg

happy birthday Glowberlly, :)

an' a hello to Dole. :)

[sspadowsky]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GLOWBABY!

:love
________
Mary jane (http://maryjanes.info/)

[Carnivore]

Oh, shit! I worked on Glowbelly's birthday :eek

Does that mean I get holiday pay?

Happy belated birthday. I'll buy you a drink if you come out here in August.

You are coming, right? :/

[Buffalo Tom]

I was busy dealing with several neuroses to remember your birthday. Sorry!

Happy birthday!

[glowbelly]

i am going to do my best to be there in august.

this is now the 'HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY GLOWBELLY' thread...for those of you who FORGOT *ahem*max*ahem* to wish me one on my special day.

[whoreable]

happy birthday

[sadie]

happy belated, glowgirlie. miss you. :)