DR EVIL IMPRESSIONS!!!

[Jixby Phillips]

JUST THOUGHT I'D MAKE THIS THREAD BEFORE PAUL138 DID :lol

[MrAdventure]

MY TURN :lol

EEE EEE I LIEK CHOCKOLETE EEE EEE LOL

[Daphne]

:lol OH BEHAVE

[Paul138]

JUST THOUGHT I'D MAKE THIS THREAD BEFORE PAUL138 DID :lol

I perfer GoldMember, thank you.

I LOVE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!
I'M FROM HOLLAND, ISN'T THAT VIERD???!!!

[MrAdventure]

I GOT A WHOEL BAG OF SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR NAME ON IT WWWW DOT SHUTTHEFUCKUP DOT COM DOT ORG

[whoreable]

beautiful.
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[Paul138]

Like I said, you're all limited to STFU.
:sleep
This gets very easy after a while.

[MrAdventure]

Easy in what way? Fuck folks like you that would even consider "quoting" something right into the ground, as much as you want to celebrate it, it makes it fucking worthless. Fucking dork.

[whoreable]

no shit.

if we wanted to hear the fucking quotes we would watch the goddamn movie not hear em from some asshole like you. ASSHOLE >:
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[Paul138]

Easy in what way? Fuck folks like you that would even consider "quoting" something right into the ground, as much as you want to celebrate it, it makes it fucking worthless. Fucking dork.

No, easy in a way that you're all "special" hicks that think they know how to socialize.

This is a tribute to Evil Dead, not a sarcasm thread but it came down to that, huh? Show some respect for great entertainment or get the fuck out.

Oh what a horrible nightmare...

[Paul138]

Well now that I think about it this is a sarcasm thread because it's in Mock Wars.

[Paul138]

Well now that I think about it this is a sarcasm thread because it's in Mock Wars.

Oh I thought I was still in Evil Dead. You people all talk the same!

[MrAdventure]

Preaching superior socialization abilities with something that alienates people if they haven't seen the film? Fucking marvelous.

FUCK. A tribute? A web site is a tribute, a roundtable discussion of the myriad of gratuitous plot holes is a tribute, watching the mother fucker is a tribute, but quoting it? That's something jackasses do at an arcade while waiting in line, it's along the lines of pushing it into a fad. Wearing it out.

A horrible nightmare, yeah, and you just fell out of a roller coaster trying to grab the glasses that just fell off your face.

[Paul138]

Preaching superior socialization abilities with something that alienates people if they haven't seen the film? Fucking marvelous.

FUCK. A tribute? A web site is a tribute, a roundtable discussion of the myriad of gratuitous plot holes is a tribute, watching the mother fucker is a tribute, but quoting it? That's something jackasses do at an arcade while waiting in line, it's along the lines of pushing it into a fad. Wearing it out.

A horrible nightmare, yeah, and you just fell out of a roller coaster trying to grab the glasses that just fell off your face.

I haven't repeated any quotes more than once. As soon as all quotes are said this topic is free to die out. So get to work!

Clatu, Varacta, Nicoughcoughcough.

[MrAdventure]

Pussy.

[Paul138]

Pussy.

Dick.

[MrAdventure]

HEY PAUL GET UP PAUL DIDNT ANYONE TELL YOU THAT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO WALK ALL OVER YOU PAUL? WHATEVER HAPPENED TO US BEING DUMB PAUL? COME ON GET UP, 3:10 BY THE FLAGPOLE WHOREABLE IS WAITING FOR YOU.

[slavemason]

. Dr. Evil must use rusty needles.

[Paul138]

HEY PAUL GET UP PAUL DIDNT ANYONE TELL YOU THAT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO WALK ALL OVER YOU PAUL? WHATEVER HAPPENED TO US BEING DUMB PAUL? COME ON GET UP, 3:10 BY THE FLAGPOLE WHOREABLE IS WAITING FOR YOU.

Wholeable seems so eager to trade his "Magic: The Gathering" cards to me.
:lol

[MrAdventure]

LOL THAT IS FUNNY BECAUSE HIS NERD CARDS ARE GOING TO BE TRADED UP YOUR ASS FOR THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE AFTER WE PUNCH YOU WITH OUR FISTS >:

Oh, hey, come on, I'm the one you're trying to score points on, jerk.

[Paul138]

LOL THAT IS FUNNY BECAUSE HIS NERD CARDS ARE GOING TO BE TRADED UP YOUR ASS FOR THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE AFTER WE PUNCH YOU WITH OUR FISTS >:

Oh, hey, come on, I'm the one you're trying to score points on, jerk.

Please don't try to score on me. That just ain't my style.

[MrAdventure]

LET ME GET YOU GOING, LOL

"STOP HUMPING THE LASER" LOL

FAG, FUCK YOU FOR PRESUMING :lol JUST KIDDING

"EEE I DREW A PICTURE OF A SCOTT" LOL

FUCKER, DONT COME AROUND HERE NO MORE >: CRAZY BIGOT

[Paul138]

I don't know who you are referring to but I think all you're doing is hiding away your inner feelings. Tense? You know what happens later...

SERINEITY NOW!!!!!! :explode

It ain't pretty when it happens.

[MrAdventure]

I'm only willing to let this go if English isn't your primary language.

[Paul138]

I'm only willing to let this go if English isn't your primary language.

Good for me, because all this time I was guessing :)

[sadie]

at least paul is consistent in portraying himself as an idiot.

[Jixby Phillips]

GO BACK TO YOUR HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA CLUB YOU UNORIGINAL CUNT

[sadie]

omg. i don't have jixby's approval. i must go slit my wrists now. my life is completely and utterly o.v.e.r.

you fool.

[Jixby Phillips]

I was talking to Paul :(

OR WAIT I THINK YOU WERE JOKING :lol PRETTY FUNNY :)

[Jixby Phillips]

PS IS THAT AVRIL LEVINE IN YOUR USER PICTURE SHES A HODDIE :) :) :)

[sadie]

:lol

it's hope from mazzy star. :love

[Paul138]

::shivers in disgust::
:puke

[Jixby Phillips]

I want to slice your face off.

[Paul138]

I want to slice your face off.

Good luck.

:lol :goth :lol

[MrAdventure]

LOL TAHTS RIGHT THEY CANT DO THAT OVER THE INTERNET LOL I AM SAFE :x ::PHYSICAL ACTIOM::


Why are you doing this in the Mock Wars forum Paul?

OR A BETTER QUESTION WHY ARE YOU SUCH A STUPID IGNORANT CUNTFACE?

[Paul138]

LOL TAHTS RIGHT THEY CANT DO THAT OVER THE INTERNET LOL I AM SAFE :x ::PHYSICAL ACTIOM::


Why are you doing this in the Mock Wars forum Paul?

OR A BETTER QUESTION WHY ARE YOU SUCH A STUPID IGNORANT CUNTFACE?

One: Just to piss people off in the easiest way possible and Two: I also like giving "Ill-equiped" people the impression that there isn't a damn thing they can do. It's a hobby.

:moon

[MrAdventure]

That's pretty funny coming from the guy that's lost the arguments! :lol That's great! :lol

YOU'RE GETTING ME ALL HOT BLOODED THOUGH GGGRRR I HATE THAT PAUL SHITFACE, NO SERIOULSY WHAT A STUPID FUCKER.

HOW MANY EPISODES OF SEINFELD DID YOU WRITE YOURSELF INTO, HUH, FUNNY GUY

[Paul138]

That's pretty funny coming from the guy that's lost the arguments! :lol That's great! :lol

YOU'RE GETTING ME ALL HOT BLOODED THOUGH GGGRRR I HATE THAT PAUL SHITFACE, NO SERIOULSY WHAT A STUPID FUCKER.

HOW MANY EPISODES OF SEINFELD DID YOU WRITE YOURSELF INTO, HUH, FUNNY GUY

Lost? None have ended. And no one wants to hear how hot-blooded you are.

[sadie]

speak for yourself, jackhole. >:

[MrAdventure]

No, he's right, none have ended because he's managed to feign indifference every time he's had to eat his own words.

[Paul138]

No, he's right, none have ended because he's managed to feign indifference every time he's had to eat his own words.

I don't eat my words, you eat mine and I eat yours, and yours needs salt.

[sadie]

i was referring to the "no one wants to hear how hot-blooded you are" comment.

and your words taste like a big bowl of soggy corn flakes, paul.

[MrAdventure]

WOOPS :lol YOU GOT ME SADIE >:


THIS GUY IS JUST A FLAT OUT WIMP I BET HE KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO CHICAGO SONGS >:

[sadie]

does anyone really know what time it is? :(

[Paul138]

Soggy corn flakes are a good way of picking up airbourne bacteria and contracting salmanella. Pour on some sugar and give it a shot!

I have no idea who/what Chicago is but I'm assuming you're talking about the movie. Haven't seen it.

[MrAdventure]

CHICAGO IS A BAND, JERK, GET SOME CULTURE

[whoreable]

I BET HE HAS NEVER HEARD OF JORNEY EITHER :rolleyes
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[Paul138]

I BET HE HAS NEVER HEARD OF JORNEY EITHER :rolleyes

I've heard of them but I never cared much for them.

[slavemason]

Chicago and Journey are the skeleton key to the slowly drying post-prime-preppy-poon. Just because I'm nassty doesn't mean I'm wrong.

[JesusFishSticks]

I can't belive paul is just soo fucking stupid. I mean, first he can't get enough quoting movies, then every single post he has he quotes another post. Jeez, this guy is so unorigional and stupid. I wish I coudl kill him, or short of that, die myself 'cause I just can't take his stupidity.
Man, conformity is the best.

[GnrySgtHartman]

Jesus did'nt like fishsticks, so what the hell are you implying?

[Paul138]

I can't belive paul is just soo fucking stupid. I mean, first he can't get enough quoting movies, then every single post he has he quotes another post. Jeez, this guy is so unorigional and stupid. I wish I coudl kill him, or short of that, die myself 'cause I just can't take his stupidity.
Man, conformity is the best.

Unoriginally and stupidity are the fastest ways to piss you off? Heh heh, I'll do it more often.

You know you love me.

[FartinMowler]

MAYBE PAUL FUCKS THE SAME WOMAN EVERYNIGHT AFTER EATING CRAFT DINNER FOR THE 5TH NIGHT IN A ROW AND THEN GETS UP AT EXACTLY THE SAME TIME EVERYDAY AND TAKES A DUMP AT EXACTLY THE SAME TIME.

FARTINMOWLER

[Matt Harty]

EATING CRAFT DINNER FOR THE 5TH NIGHT IN A ROW

wtf is that supposed to mean? >:

[Paul138]

Who knows. Back away slowly and make no sudden movements. :)

[Cybernetico]

EATING CRAFT DINNER FOR THE 5TH NIGHT IN A ROW

wtf is that supposed to mean? >:

He can only afford stuff from craft for dinner, like mac & cheese. Which dont make sense becaues craft is the most exspensive. That's like saying I have trouble slipping my hands into my shoes or that I wash my hands with urine.

[FartinMowler]

That's like saying I have trouble slipping my hands into my shoes or that I wash my hands with urine.


Funny I was thinking exactly the same thing!!

FArtinMowler

[GnrySgtHartman]

End this discussion now, or I will call the police.