Everything Post 90's SUCKS*

[Mark]

*( sans video games and narcotics)

Ok let me start by stating that i was born on May 5, 1981 AKA THE GOLDEN DECADE OF ENTERTAINMENT. You all know what im talking about: G.I. Joe, Transformers, Voltron, NES, all that good shit. Now I admit the fasion was a little odd being that it consisted of Leather jackets with no shirts, and mullet mullet mullet, but who fucking cares about fasion??? Plez ekuze gramor and punctuwation.

Lets talk about the 90's (from what i can recollect)
90's was a great fucking year for Metal. Slayer, Cannibal Corpse, Metallica (yes metallica), Megadeth, and whatnot. Good ass movie sequels, still nothing stupid brewing save the uprising of the dreaded MTV. All i really remember from the 90's is smoking alot of pot.

Now... post 90's... post apocolyptic.

Maybe my sources arent reliable, maybe im just an asshole.
BUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH THE WORLD. I HATE FUCKING Y2K. lets look and see:

1. New movies. The last good movie I saw in the theater was The Matrix. It blew my mind, couldnt wait for the 2nd. unbeknownst to me IT FUCKING SUCKED. You cant hide behind special effects IF YOUR STORY SUCKS SHIT. The first 75% of the movie was utter shit and if you dont agree, you probably like...
NEW STARWARS. I hate new star wars. HATE IT. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. I hate the love storys, i hate how c3po is programmed for homo-ecstacy. I hate how ALL THESE FUCKING CHROME SPACESHIPS DIDNT FUCKING EXIST IN THE ORIGINAL. I HATE R2-D2'S FUCKING ROCKET BOOSTERS THAT HE MAGICALLY NOW HAS.
I hate ANAKIN SKYWALKER AND PRINCESS AMADOOLIOA WHATEVER THE FUCK HER NAME IS. I also love how WHEN DARTH VADER SLAUGHTERED ALL THE JEDI HE KILLED THE 100,000 RACES IN EPISODES 1&2 THAT WERENT IN 4, 5 ,6. And I HATE JAR JAR COCKSUCKER. euff of this shit.
I just saw a thing on some shit news page how CHARLIES ANGELS 2 IS 74% MORE ANTICIPATED THAN TERMINATOR 3. f-u-c-k t-h-a-t. This is what fuelled me to write this.
I hate all celebrities and even more i hate non-celebrities who obess them sevles with celebrtites.

2. TV.

I HATE REALITY TV
I HATE REALITY TV
I HATE REALITY TV
I HATE REALITY TV
I HATE REALITY TV
I HATE REALITY TV

FUCK ALL THAT SHIT.

3. New music. I use to love slayer, NOW THEY SUCK TOM ARAYA SINGS LIKE HES TAKING A PERPETUAL SHIT.
I love all this mettalica bullshit "oh their new album is gonna be heavy" "oh there new cd is gonna be old school"
THEY SAID THAT FOR THE LAST 2 FUCKING ALBUMS FUCK METALLICA. FUCK THAT ASSHOLE LARS UNLRICH FUCK THAT FAG KIRK HAMMET AND HIS FUCKING BERRET. I hate fucking MTV. I HATE EVERY POP DIVA THOSE FUCKING AIDS WHORES. even jewel (who i dont like anyway) Is now posing as a diva whore. I hope they all get raped.
I hate how EVERYWHERE I LOOK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. Now Im not racist (just ignorant) but what happened to the white race??? I dont need to explain this anymore.

4. Cartoons and toys
Now i dont collect action figures or watch cartoons anymore, MAYBE BECAUSE THAT SHIT ALL SUCKS. fuck pokeman, fuck digiman, fuck all that jap shit. GIVE ME BACK MY SPARTICUS AND THE SUN BENEATH THE SEA.

im so fucking pissed off i cant think of anything else to write.

[whoreable]

Wow. I bet everyone is going to read your whole post. You are sure to be the most popular guy on these boards real soon :)

[Les Waste]

OMG, your totally radical views on society and pop-culture are RADICAL!!!

[Mark]

ah yes this is exactly the feedback i wanted: let me try this

DO I FUCKING CARE????? NO :)

[whoreable]

This rebelious attitude is astounding! I cannot believe we are of the same generation!

[AChimp]

I AM AMAZED, TOO. :O

[noob3]

I like all the stuff you insulted! Apologize, please!

[whoreable]

I demand Mockery post this incredible rant on the website NOW!!

In fact he should replace all the old writers for the website! Protoclown and Max could easily be replaced by this Mark fellow. I think we could also fullfill Dr. Boogie's position with quality articles about video games. And no guys I am not being sarcastic, I know when I see quality!

[Miss Modular]

90's was a great fucking year for Metal.

So I aged from 8 to 18 in a matter of one year! Whoa!

[whoreable]

How can u question the grammar of such a masterpiece??? >:

[FS]

I hate how EVERYWHERE I LOOK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. Now Im not racist (just ignorant) but what happened to the white race??? I dont need to explain this anymore.

What does that have to do with music?

[noob3]

It has alot to deal with music! Atleast, when you're like Mark here, and MTV is your prime source of said subject!

[whoreable]

Dont be ridiculous. Mark fucking hates MTV!

[noob3]

No, he didn't include it in his rant! He loves MTV! He hates the Osbournes! And blackies!

[Rongi]

I think I am in love with this Mark fellow. I hope he doesn't mind that I'm black and love MTV

[CaptainBubba]

Mark, Wht Do yU THInk aBut BUTtSX ? IsN'T IT fUcKIng GAy?? :)

[Jixby Phillips]

Guys, stop insulting him! LIKE HE CARES!!!

[Esuohlim]

OMG AND WTF IS IT WITH SARS? >:

GIVE ME GOOD OL' 80s BRAND AIDS ANY DAY. >:

[noob3]

THE BLACK PLAGUE RULES

[HickMan]

Ebola virus rules >:.

[whoreable]

shut up.

[HickMan]

Ok. :(

[kellychaos]

New Star Wars
Friggin SARS
I can't take it anymore
We didn't start the fire! ....

[Dole]

"I hate how EVERYWHERE I LOOK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. Now Im not racist (just ignorant) but what happened to the white race??? I dont need to explain this anymore. "

-Funnily enough, the white race are still around, still declaring war, still unable to dance, and still mostly obese, ignorant willocks who wouldn't know reality if it gave them 'the mother of all bully rammings', you big twatlord.

[Mark]

:) WHAHAHAHAH :)



This got no where near as much feedback as my popular "Everyone who listens to this band is a faggot" at the message board of www.Divinitydestroyed.com

You people make me sick. :P

[Esuohlim]

OMG I FEEL SO USED :(

[Protoclown]

DOLE ALWAYS MAKES ME :lol


I WOULD MARRY HIM






(WERE I A FAGET)

[Les Waste]

http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/tt/2002/feb06/mark.jpg

[Les Waste]

Mark is really stupid. :(

He writes this really unfunny, quasi-rant that isn't actually true and then thinks we're all getting really mad and flustered when we read it and reply to it to say how much that rant sucks and how stupid it is.

You fucking suck, cunt. >:

[Epigone]

Come to Loaded-Gun (http://www.loaded-gun.com), Mark.

[The Retro Kat]

:) WHAHAHAHAH :)


You people make me sick. :P

Emoticons are for darkies. Gay darkies. Mark, I'm going to mug you just for some lol's. lol



Mark is really stupid.

Coming from someone who just posted the same message twice laughter out loud.

[Rongi]

Coming from someone who is never ever funny, retro.

[Les Waste]

My computer froze right as I clicked post and it posted it twice for some reason >:

[FS]

No one should have to defend himself against Retro Cack >:

[The Retro Kat]

Coming from someone who is never ever funny, retro.

That has no relevence. I hope you get a fish hook in the crotch.

[Rongi]

That's a little violent Retro Kat. All I said was you weren't funny in the slightest :). I think we have issues to work out :)

And LOL at les waste's picture :(

[The Retro Kat]

Aslo coming from someone who isn't funny and cries and leaves the board only to come back to post more utter shit.

Les, nice cover up.

[Rongi]

Yes, because your posts are golden and untouchable :)

Seriously retro, you are such a stinking cunt. You are boring and extremely dumb. And your avatar is so gay.

[Esuohlim]

Come on, guys, don't I get a say in this? :lol

[The Retro Kat]

I don't want to change my avatar, that avatar defines me, kind of. When I used that avatar, everyone all the sudden assumed I smoked pot. I never came out and said it 'till recently. Although, props to you on megaman. I can't touch that shit.

And you've given us such golden topics as >:( or just random names of people who are the only ones on.

Esuohlim, what is your say?

[Cap'n Crunch]

Rongi's stuff makes me laugh sometimes. Your stuff sucks, and it sounds like you are a 10-year-old on the playground, Retro. I bet you don't even smoke pot, you are just saying that to sound cool, but you are not. :) It's either that, or you are passing oregano off as pot.

[Rev. Danno]

Mark!!! Pull your head out!
You were a child when all of that shit happened!
This stuff you mention nowdays...It's ment for kids, no wonder you think it sucks you are an "Adult" now...
Plus, you missed out on cool shit from the '70's so you suck anyways.
Bionic man toys kicked ass!
Hell Max is older then all of us he totally grew up in a kick as time where
toys didn't have to be non-toxic, lawn darts were legal, & a twelve year old could buy a .22...
Also the show kicked way more as back in Max's Day...
You think things suck now...Just wait till your older...
I thought everything after '89 sucked... Just wait, soon you'll be bitching about "music these days..."
I hope no one posted anything like this already... I only read a few, got pissed, & posted this...

[Professor Cool]

I thought i never see the day when cap'n crunch didn't have a soda popinski avatar

retrocat......nevermind

Milhouse you are hanging by a thread now

Mark....once again nevermind

[Geggy]

I think it's funny about how some people take so much pride in their favorite decade, it's pretty retarded, really.

[kellychaos]

I don't have a decade. I live in "the now" ... not the "now" you were thinking about as you read it ... right NOW.

[The Retro Kat]

Rongi's stuff makes me laugh sometimes. Your stuff sucks, and it sounds like you are a 10-year-old on the playground, Retro. I bet you don't even smoke pot, you are just saying that to sound cool, but you are not. :) It's either that, or you are passing oregano off as pot.

10-year old on the playground? Someones been molesting kids lately. His name is Cap'n Crunch. Oregano hurts to smoke, too. Dont try it.

[Les Waste]

Decades are arbitrary ways for us to measure the time it takes for us to die.

>: :(

[Evil Robot]

I wonder if mark's password is mark.

[FS]

Evil, what the hell is wrong with your account that's causing every reply you make to be edited 20+ times?

[executioneer]

that's his sig :/

-willie

[Ooner]

that's his sig :/

-willie

I don't get it.


Oh, and Mark? Invader Zim, Sealab, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Family Guy all fucking roxx0rs my soxx0rs. Don't shit-talk 90's cartoons.

[Rongi]

>:

[Esuohlim]

INVADER ZIM IS FAGGY. >:

[Schimid]

Oh, and Mark? Invader Zim, Sealab, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Family Guy all fucking roxx0rs my soxx0rs. Don't shit-talk 90's cartoons.

Invader Zim is shit. The other three are godly.

[executioneer]

I don't get it.

OKAY HERE IS EXPLAIN

Evil Robot posted stuff. At the bottom of his post there is a thing that says

Last edited by Evil Robot on Wed May 21, 2001 10:50 am, edited 26 times in total

Fatsatan asks him

Evil, what the hell is wrong with your account that's causing every reply you make to be edited 20+ times?

and I reply

that's his sig :/

sig is short for signature. Evil Robot isn't REALLY editing his posts, it's just a part of his signature.

-willie

[HickMan]

I never watched Zim before but I love Family Guy. I bought the first season and second on dvd. Sealab is also pretty funny. Aqua Teen Hunger Force is bizzar, but thats not a bad thing. Family Guy is the best in that list though.

[Ooner]

executioneer, I understand what a sig is, and that the "edited by" thing is in the guy's sig. The "I don't get it" means "Why would he put that in his sig, I don't understand how it's funny or interesting or sig-worthy"

And Invader Zim is funny. <3 GIR. :lol

And you're right, Family Guy is the best I listed. I said "in no particular order," motherfuckers! >:

[Jixby Phillips]

This post is post-90's :eek *SUCKS*