View Full Version : I will kill you for $3500
Jun 20th, 2003, 12:06 AM
Thats right, just say the word and your as good as dead. Payment to be carried in cash upon death, I will remove it from your body and deposit it. Financing availible. $3500 Neg.
Jun 21st, 2003, 02:16 PM
NICE TRY, BUDDY. I'M USING THAT MONEY FOR A NEW POOL TABLE. >:
Jun 21st, 2003, 02:20 PM
WARNING: THIS THREAD CONTAINS CREATIVITIY :picklehat
Jun 30th, 2003, 10:10 PM
$3500? what a rip off! ill do it for whatever u got on ya cuz nobody really carries 3 and a half G's in their wallet. in fact ill do it for free as long as u write me a note saying u wanted to die and have it signed by a lawyer.heh
Jun 30th, 2003, 11:56 PM
Anybody who can't kill themself for free is an idiot.
Jun 30th, 2003, 11:59 PM
I charged myself 300 dollars before I tried to kill myself last time :( When I didn't die I tried to get a refund, but it didnt work out :(
Jul 1st, 2003, 12:07 AM
where did u put da money?
Jul 2nd, 2003, 10:13 PM
I will force exactly 11 saltine crackers down your thoat with a wooden dowel within 60 seconds and you die, or your money back. It's not so much a suicide thing as it is for insurance.
Jul 3rd, 2003, 10:26 PM
na that will arouse questins a bit 2 early. ill run u down 4 $15 or ill push u off a cliff 4 free. what a bargain eh?
Jul 8th, 2003, 12:19 PM
Shut the fuck up, Wang. >:
Aug 6th, 2003, 12:43 AM
I'd kill every one in this thread for a Super Big Gulp.
Nov 8th, 2003, 04:20 PM
ill pay $10 for someone to let me punch then in the chest with brass knuckles
Nov 8th, 2003, 09:13 PM
I'd take a trisket cracker and saw your wrists off.
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