Why the Smurfs were Neo Nazi Propaganda: An indepth look. [Archive]

Anonymous

Jun 23rd, 2003, 05:06 PM

Its so obvious, I don't know why everyone liked these li'l Aryan bastards so much. They were a "Hitlerrific" toy long before swastika game boards were fashionable.

The first example of this is their clothing. They're all dressed in white in similar fashion of the KKK, they even got the white hoodlike hats for Pete's sake! Now Papa Smurf wore red, but the KKK also uses different colored sheets to signify higher rank also. Speaking of color, the Smurfs were all one color, blue. Which supports the ideology of Aryan purity, and we know that having blue eyes was an Aryan ideal so thus the blue color. Now the blond hair Aryan ideal was represented by Smurfette, speaking of which why was she the only visible female smurf?

Now there have been theories that the Smurfs were just harmless homosexuals, but the truth is far more sinister, and goes back to Nazi ideology again: A woman's place was to stay home, bare foot and pregnant to produce more soldiers for the empire. That's why you never saw any other female Smurfs, they were basically treated as property. Smurfette being the exception because she was obviously Papa Smurf's illegitamate daughter. (There were also hints of incest going on as well, similar to Hitler's relationship with his cousin)

Now let's look at the Smurf's "enemy" Gargamel. who's obviously an Anti-Semetic characature of the "evil Jew" even down to the oversized nose. Even his cat Azrael has the same name as the Angel of Death in the Islamic tradition. (Himmler actually recruited Bosnian Muslims for his SS in Yugoslavia) And Azrael also sounds a little TOO close to Israel don't you think?

Let's look at some other characters, now scapegoatism was very common in Nazi Germany and Brainy Smurf seemed to be the whipping boy in smurf society. This makes sense, intellectualism was frowned upon in Nazi Germany also, but Brainy was probably invaluable in creating new technology, so he was killed. That young human boy who was always helping the Smurfs was a perfect example of Hitler Youth. Devoted and utterly loyal to them. You might ask why that Pansy Smurf hadn't been purged, but remember Ernst Rohem was also homosexual, a high ranking Nazi and utterly ruthless. Goreing was also prone to cross dressing. So Pansy Smurf probably had some serious blackmail, and clout to insure his survival.

The Smurf society just happend to be all blue you say? Nonsense! One only has to look to their relatives, the Snorks (Who are underwater Smurfs) and see that their society consisted of many colors. They even accepted foreigners who couldn't speak English (That green honking guy). If the Snorks were an equal, democratic and capitalist society, then the Smurfs represented the National Socialist Nightmare. Evidence shows that the Smurf society was similar to the Snorks at one time, but by the time we saw them, they'd already succeeded in their holocaust and wiped out any traces of their non-blue bretathern.

The scary thing about all this is that these Smurfs were so readily accepted by the public and were considered to be "cute and nice" toys, could a revived 4th Reich been far behind? Fortunately, REAL American toys like He-man and GI Joe put a stop to this Smurfzi nonsense and kicked their blue Aryan asses.

(Sniff) God Bless America!

Next topic: Communist Plots? Crystar, Care bears and Cabbage Patch kids (CCCP!) and an interview with Hanoi Shortcake. (She DID wear a lot of red y'know)

Jun 23rd, 2003, 05:07 PM

sigh.

AChimp

Jun 23rd, 2003, 05:27 PM

Can we ban this person ahead of time? :(

Rongi

Jun 23rd, 2003, 05:31 PM

(Sniff) God Bless America!

Yes, god bless fat, white, racist, power hungry America. USA USA USA

Esuohlim

Jun 23rd, 2003, 05:34 PM

Thank you for that...riveting...article.

Now never post again.

Thulsa Doom

Jun 23rd, 2003, 06:36 PM

I read about that in the Weekly World News at the gas station down in Roswell while standing in line behind Elvis, who was buying beer for Jimmy Hoffa :rolleyes

Les Waste

Jun 23rd, 2003, 07:18 PM

Mad Max, have you heard of the humor website titled "Bert is Evil"? Doesn't that just sound so LOL? You should go there and read it, I think it would appeal to your unique brand of humor and your interesting take on society and pop culture. ;) ;) ;)

BTW Mad Max, what is your opinion on airline food? I would love to hear your take on the subject. ;) ;) ;)

:) :) :)

CaptainBubba

Jun 23rd, 2003, 07:53 PM

Be careful. Hes from the outer reaches of YOUR MIND. :chatter

Secret Agent Vomit

Jun 23rd, 2003, 09:35 PM

I appreciate the effort, Mad Max. You gave it a nice try. :)

But...

Damn. :(

Anonymous

Jun 24th, 2003, 04:33 PM

Airline Food? Gee, I don't really have one, never having eaten it. Its kind of hard to eat, when you're busily trying to crash the plane into a building.

Sorry I couldn't have been more help.

Zosimus

Jun 24th, 2003, 04:38 PM

Its kind of hard to eat, when you're busily trying to crash the plane into a building.

Aha! A government man, eh?!

Rev. Danno

Jun 24th, 2003, 05:11 PM

Dear upset Max,
Your posting is crap...
I have seen much better versions of that on random Jewish humor BBS years ago, also Heeb magizine did a really funny one about a year ago...
We already have a Jew named Max, & he is funny, you my boy are not.
Now be quiet, & go tell your Bubbe you want a Mini-Bike for your Bar Mitzvah, & stop fussin' with your yarmulke, your gonna get it dirty.

Les Waste

Jun 24th, 2003, 05:40 PM

Mad Max should enter a joke-getting contest. I bet he'd win first prize.

;) ;) >:

Johnny Horton

Jun 24th, 2003, 05:44 PM

ooh my melons
ooh my big melons
ooh my great big melons
feel my great big melons

Les Waste

Jun 24th, 2003, 05:46 PM

http://www.videopremiereawards.com/ReviewPics/madmax.jpg

"And what's the deal with Scooby Doo?! Is it just me, or were they smoking marijuana!! I mean, Shaggy TOTALLY looks like a stoner, and him and Scooby are ALWAYS hungry, and they drive around in a van! I mean, come on! You know they were smoking weed in the van! Am I right or am I right? Come one people, don't be afraid to laugh at the jokes!

Sam

Jun 24th, 2003, 06:01 PM

I thought Smurfette was the only female one because Gargamel made her to lure all the Smurfs to their doom. She was all bad when she first came on the scene.

Then they made like... Smurf Kids and there was another female one.

Anonymous

Jun 25th, 2003, 09:12 AM

Rev. Danno
I'm not Jewish or upset, you presumptious xenophobic enunch.

And I wasn't joking either... so if you don't have any important to say, take the tampon out of your rectum, your Daddy's penis out of your mouth and stop wearing your Mom's underwear.

Sorry, if you don't understand any of the big words, just go get your special ed. teacher to read them to you.

Toodles, Sodomite!

(Can't say I wasn't polite about it.)

Blackjack

Jun 25th, 2003, 09:16 AM

Huh! What a fool!

EVERYONE knows the Smurfs is really COMMUNIST Propoganda!

Yes! S.m.u.r.f.s = Small Men Under Red Father!
They all dress the same except for Papa Smurf, who dressed in red!
And greedy smurf is looked down on, as is the female smurf for trying to look pretty and go against normality!

:/

Sethomas

Jun 25th, 2003, 10:05 AM

I'm not Jewish or upset, you presumptious xenophobic enunch.

That has to be the most devastating molestation of the English language I've encountered in a long time, and that truly says something given that I skim Vince's posts. And what the fuck is an enunch? Is that a Dr. Seuss character? Or did you just fail miserably at calling someone a castrato? Oh, by the way, "presumptious" isn't a word either, and "xenophobic" makes so little sense in context it hurts. I think you meant "sodomite" instead of "Sodomite", unless you think someone here is such a remarkable anachronism that he lives in the city of Sodom.

Oh, and the tampon statement? Referring to it being lodged in one's rectum? Wreaks of South Park.

So yeah, your posts are boring and pointless. Please spare us from another barrage of "big words".

GnrySgtHartman

Jun 25th, 2003, 10:06 AM

His post reminds me of some crap that they would put on SNL

kellychaos

Jun 25th, 2003, 11:39 AM

Wouldn't it have been easier to just post the link? :lol

Esuohlim

Jun 25th, 2003, 03:31 PM

Bobo made me LOL :(

Anonymous

Jun 25th, 2003, 04:04 PM

Absolutely fascinating!

Civilized behavior failed completely as I anticipated! Subjects seem to have a herd mentality similar to those of Christian message boards...

The alpha fucktard leads the rest of the sheep in a uncreative and pointless attack...

Well that disproves the theory "Act like a dumb Shit and they'll treat you like an equal" Oh well I just can't be that stupid to fit in, I really should do more research though, more study of this primitive lower life form society is in order...

Sethomas:
I'd take your verbal assault more seriously if you weren't Rev's personal bitch boy. That simple enough for you? And by the way don't watch South Park either (Or SNL for that matter), so stop making assumptions you waste of a zygote.

Toodles, Jizz Breath!

Daphne

Jun 25th, 2003, 04:19 PM

:lol

You know, if I went to a board and everyone there thought I was an unfunny moron, I'd assume the problem was with me, not them.

But then, I'm a child of logic.

read this: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=3138

Jun 25th, 2003, 04:43 PM

The best part was when he tried to convince Seth that he doesn't watch South Park.

Forsooth, compadre! I can observe that thine prolific utterances display the competence of a Yale's Man, I say! What say you we abandon these miserable cretins to their coaxial trivialities and partake in some more celestial dynamics, diaphragm exogamy?

Sethomas

Jun 25th, 2003, 04:46 PM

Subjects seem to have a herd mentality similar to those of Christian message boards...

If one mocker realizes you're a boring imbecile, it should be little surprise that ten mockers realize you're a boring imbecile. Duh.

I'd take your verbal assault more seriously if you weren't Rev's personal bitch boy.

That's right, we're quite the unholy alliance, aren't we Danno? :lol Don't you find it slightly more probable that I pointed out your stupidity just for a mild kick that was cheap and easy? (Like your mother! ha! I can make implicating remarks about your family! I'm so original!)

stop making assumptions you waste of a zygote.

I don't have to make assumptions about your being a unoriginal fucktard. You make it clear glass, which you ought to use for wrist slashing, pronto. And it's only a little conspicuous that you butchered a term that I used within the last day on the Philosophy board.

Anonymous

Jun 25th, 2003, 05:03 PM

My word!

The subject Sethomas is showing signs of higher brain functions, common to those found in domesticated farm animals! Apparently in the vain attempt to understand! This is absolutely fascinating!

Perhaps the subject is trying to assert one's dominance for the Alpha Fucktard position? More research must be done!

Sethomas:
You're getting better, keep trying fecal face. I wouldn't steal any of your lines, their not that good to begin with.

Daphne:
Im not trying to be funny. I'm not here to entertain you dung beetles.

FS:
Unfortunately, its true, don't have cable, so can't watch South Park, saw the movie though.

Toodles, Goat blowers!

Les Waste

Jun 25th, 2003, 05:15 PM

After the initial post, this thread become LOL City. Although the first post really wasn't supposed to be funny. It was really a cry for attention more than anything.

Jun 25th, 2003, 06:20 PM

FS:
Unfortunately, its true, don't have cable, so can't watch South Park, saw the movie though.

Fiddlesticks, kind associate. Fiddlesticks! I did not presume to contend your testimonial, heavens perish the cortical process and be off with it, why! Indeed, the merciless thrashing you have bestowed upon these troublesome canines clearly extrapolates that your intellect far exceeds the boundries of what their tiresome mental organs can comprehend! Why, only a product of sheer intellectual vandalism could mistake your initial disquisition for a barbarous attempt at jest! Your presence here to amuse these shameless louts? The mere mention of it makes my belly shake with laughter, ha! ha! ha! Though, pray tell, what IS the intention behind your primary posting? As, from further deduction, I find myself incapable of concluding what other purpose it might have served. Alas, effigy and taraxacum!

Evil Robot

Jun 26th, 2003, 12:18 AM

Well theres not much I can contribute to this thread, since his mad max's password isn't "mad max". :(

Anonymous

Jun 26th, 2003, 03:17 AM

6) It's also not a humor contest here on the boards. For fucks sake, please just be yourself and not some flamboyant jackass who is trying to impress us all with how funny you are. If you're naturally funny, it will show. Just try to contribute to the conversations rather than ruining them. People in the GENERAL BLABBER forum REALLY need to keep this in mind. (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=3138)
Pleasantries aside, why are you here, then? Let's guess. You're at work/school and have 'nothing better to do' with your time. You really couldn't possibly be doing anything else. It's not that you're socially deficient or anything, it's that, really, no other options are available. At this juncture. None.

By the way, your ideas are fresh and shocking.

Jun 26th, 2003, 06:32 AM

I think it was an experiment to test us, and we responded exactly as he expected. I mean, to the letter. Or it was a set-up to make us amuse him.

Rongi

Jun 26th, 2003, 10:57 AM

I like how he claims that everyone here is a moron, yet he's using 4th grade insults like "jizz breath", "goat blower" and "poopy head".

kellychaos

Jun 26th, 2003, 12:06 PM

Anonymous

Jun 26th, 2003, 03:03 PM

Day 4: Fucktards in the mist

After anally penetrating Sethomas, the subject Rongi has risen to the alpha role and is leading the attack.

Oh by the way Sethomas, you stole my slashing wrists comment a few posts back. Way to show your unoriginality, fucktard. Next time pick up a fucking dictionary instead of just dick and learn some new words.

Here's some more definitions for the rest of you Kumquats, I know its hard, but please try to keep up.

fuck-tard: One who is backwards in mental development and masturbates to homosexual porn.
See also: I-mockers.

Al-pha fuck-tard: One who is the most backwards in mental development and mates with farm animals.
See also: Rongi

Bitch Boy: One who participates in the female role of sodomy.
See also: kellychaos

Rongi:
When you stop soiling your Super Mario Brothers underware, then come back and talk to me.

kellychaos:
(Sigh) I bet that "wit" really impresses them at the Star Trek conventions. You wouldn't know irony if it crawled out of your anal wart encrusted ass and kissed you on your herpes infested mouth, tumor boy.

Toodles, Cum Buckets!
See also: the crack whores you guys call mom.

(I'd say girlfriends, but seeing as you're a bunch of Bitch Boy fucktards, I know you don't have any)

pissed off salesman

Jun 26th, 2003, 05:44 PM

MadMax said:

The subject Sethomas is showing signs of higher brain functions, common to those found in domesticated farm animals! Apparently in the vain attempt to understand! This is absolutely fascinating!

Heh, farm animals make noises like mommy and daddy when they talk.

Rongi

Jun 26th, 2003, 08:16 PM

Mad Max is extremely boring. I didn't even read what he said :yawn

Esuohlim

Jun 26th, 2003, 08:28 PM

He mentioned something about you having Super Mario Bros. underwear, and goddamnit, now I'm jealous. >:

Anonymous

Jun 26th, 2003, 11:29 PM

I had that when I was like 5.

It let me break stuff

Rongi

Jun 26th, 2003, 11:33 PM

...what?

The Retro Kat

Jun 27th, 2003, 01:07 AM

Speaking of fucktards, isn't Mad Max one, LOL.

jin

Jun 27th, 2003, 01:07 AM

You do realize that you posted a ka-ba-jillion word mediocre, boring, stereotypical, unfunny, attempt at a satirical article and you seem to be calling US "stupid"?

Neat.

PS. I want to give you cancer.

kahljorn

Jun 27th, 2003, 04:49 AM

they were communist, duh. Jeebs.

Anonymous

Jun 27th, 2003, 09:02 AM

Day 5 Some Fucktards Never Learn

Oh fuck it, this experiment is over. Your lame attempts to insult me aren't even woth responding to. This isn't even a challenge anymore, its cruelty to animals. I can't take joy in that. (Well yeah I could, but where's the sport?)

If you mindless inbred sheep had payed closer attention to FS you would've caught on to what I was doing, but as he said, you responded exactly how I thought you would. Ignoring me would've been a better approach, almost worked until Rev. Dickhead opened his mouth and then Suck Thomas. Of course Wangi and Sperm Sponge Little Pants had to keep it going due to their inability to refrane from posting stupid shit. At least Bobo's poor attempt at sarcasm displayed a grain of imagination. The rest of you fucktards (Because I know how you guys LOVE that word) couldn't even be that creative. I guess all that jizz splattered in the back of your throats has backed up into your brains and dulled your mocking skills, let this be a lesson in vigilance guys. Excuse me, I mean fucktards.

Well my work is done. I've got all the data and info I need for my study. So feel free to insult me without the fear of retaliation.

Toodles noble fucktards, in your wonderful ignorance you further the cause of science!

FUCK YOU EVERYBODY GOODNIGHT!

Daphne

Jun 27th, 2003, 10:52 AM

So feel free to insult me without the fear of retaliation.

:lol

kellychaos

Jun 27th, 2003, 11:16 AM

Bitch Boy: One who participates in the female role of sodomy.
See also: kellychaos

kellychaos:
(Sigh) I bet that "wit" really impresses them at the Star Trek conventions. You wouldn't know irony if it crawled out of your anal wart encrusted ass and kissed you on your herpes infested mouth, tumor boy.

I got two ... count 'em two ... mentions. I must have really twisted his panties. :)

Get off my screen and quit ruining my reading enjoyment. I don't go to your house and slap the kiddie porn off your computer.

Esuohlim

Jun 27th, 2003, 05:40 PM

Oh fuck it, this experiment is over.

ARE YOU A SCIENTIST? :eek

The Retro Kat

Jun 27th, 2003, 08:16 PM

Maybe he's just another fucktard, LOL.

Man, you suck at this, Max, you really should leave. A good mock makes people laugh, laugh out loud. Damn you.

kahljorn

Jun 27th, 2003, 11:31 PM

I like to LOL alot, it helps soften the blows.

Rev. Danno

Jun 28th, 2003, 12:48 AM

So, the experiment is over... that means Upset Max is going to leave... piss off another board maybe?
I normally would even respond to somthing like this, but he ripped it off from many people who had done a much better job then he.
To me it just seemed he wanted to be funny, & be well liked...
Guess thats not going to happen.
First you have to be funny, & sounding like a pissy little 15 y/o doesn't help either... Upset Max, If the other retards at your luch table didn't laugh at you smurf nazi shit... what makes you think we would, we have people on this board who are funny, some of us are just bitchy (& people like Jixby, & Carni who can do both well!).
And to be called Rev. Dickhead, WOW!!! You are a clever boy!
Say somthing else you rebel, somthing else that is so thought provoking...
I just hope this kid figures out soon that no one likes him on-line either...
Just because your mother says your cool doesn't make it so...
And if this is a cry for help, make sure the gun is all the way in your mouth, point up, & make sure the note is writen clearly...

Anonymous

Jul 1st, 2003, 04:26 PM

Hey fucktards the experiment is over, you don't need to prove you're fucktards, I already figured that out by watching you post stupid shit.

But hey I got an A on my paper already, I suppose I could do some more research.

kellychaos:
(Sigh) You got two because you're a fucking easy target. Ohhh you're insults are so witty! Reading enjoyment? Quit lying, everyone knows you can't read.

esuohlim:
Kind of, I'm doing a study on net communities, I thought about doing this at the Postal board, but I figured you guys would be more fun.

The Retro Kat:
kellychaos can you keep you're bitch in line? She's annoying me.

Rev. Danno:
Ah! I was wondering when you'd show yourself again, considering you're the one who started all this. Where you got the idea that I'm upset is beyond me, and if I wanted to be liked I'd certainly go about it differently. (Sigh) I've already explained this, but being the fucktard you are I guess you can't help it that you can't understand. With the Smurfzi shit, I wasn't trying to be funny, it was to get a reaction, and it worked, (FS and some others caught on to this pretty quick) and you dear boy seem like you're obsessing over this a bit too much. You got beaten, there's no shame in it. The superior always deafeat the feeble minded such as yourself. Just accept it and move on, and go pick on someone more your intellegence level like Rongi, you should be able to defeat him quite easily. And you're right, there are funny people on this board, but obviously you're not one of them.

Toodles, Pedophiles!
See also: kellychaos

liquidstatik

Jul 1st, 2003, 04:40 PM

OMG make fun of me :)

I stole this from esuohlim cause hes so cool... omg i like it when my dads penis tickles my asshole.

Anonymous

Jul 1st, 2003, 04:45 PM

you should study gorillas next

because they can actually hurt you

kahljorn

Jul 1st, 2003, 04:57 PM

I've been studying this newest creature myself mates, as you notice in his unnatural habitat he seems to have problems adjusting to the enviroment(his constant verbal beastial calls are an indication of this, (sigh)). Obviously he's not the smartest beast. He also seems to have problems differentiating from "You're" and "Your", this of course, only seems to help us understand his true nature even more!
We have to watch him carefully, or he might confuse his favorite eucylyptus plant for Poison Ivy, or even a more dangerous plant-- that's not even to mention his problems with feces ingestion and regurgitation.
Unfortunately, we have run out of time today, see you next time on WILDFUCKWIT.

NEXT ON WILDFUCKWIT, SEE HOW MADMAX RESPONDS TO A NEW INVADER IN HIS UNNATURAL HABITAT.

Anonymous

Jul 1st, 2003, 05:12 PM

Criiikey! Here we see the species of fucktardus unoriginalus. Having no clever insults of his own he latches on to whatever he sees and attempts to make a poor imitation of it! This is probably due to severe inbreeding in the subject's family.

kahljorn:
Hey fucktard, stop stealing my material. Try to insult me if you must, but at least be original. Besides someone already did an imitation of me. (Sigh) IS there no end to this fucktard hell?

Toodles, Yak Molester!

MrAdventure

Jul 1st, 2003, 05:16 PM

(sigh) (sigh) (sigh) (sigh), cum, (sigh) (sigh), mom, (sigh) (sigh)(sigh) (sigh), animals that are apparently hilarious, (sigh) (sigh) (sigh) (sigh) (sigh) (sigh), your father, (sigh), anus, (sigh) (sigh) (sigh) (sigh), material, (sigh) (sigh) (sigh) (sigh) (sigh) (sigh) (sigh) (sigh) (sigh), originality, (sigh) (sigh) (sigh) (sigh) (sigh) (sigh) (sigh) (sigh) (sigh) (sigh)

liquidstatik

Jul 1st, 2003, 05:17 PM

Make fun of me damnit! >:

Sometimes I like to shove tampons in my asshole.

Anonymous

Jul 1st, 2003, 05:27 PM

Here we see the the species fucktardus annoyingus, which I have named this subject liquidstatik. Shunned by his fellow fucktards he seems to be desparate for my attention, never let it be said that I'm without compassion.

liquidstatik:
There! I fucking insulted you, you happy now? I know it can't compare to the time you lost your virginity to Sethomas, but I hope it tides you over until Mr. Adventure can perform fellatio on you.

Toodles, Fecal Freaks!

The Retro Kat

Jul 1st, 2003, 05:56 PM

Did it hurt with the tampon and all, liquid?

sadie

Jul 1st, 2003, 06:13 PM

this thread made me :lol over and over. do it again!

liquidstatik

Jul 1st, 2003, 06:27 PM

OMG Thanks :) But your right, nothing can compare to Sethomas :love

Sometimes I like to shove my thumb inside my pee-hole.

Anonymous

Jul 2nd, 2003, 09:06 AM

...and so kahljorn says to Sethomas its $50 just like back in town!
BADUMBUM!

Hey did you hear how jin got injured drinking milk?
The cow sat on him!
BADUMBUM!

What are ya a painting, out there?

Now for a little song:
Oh a fucktard has a first name its R-O-N-G-I
Oh a fucktard has a second name its K-E-L-L-Y
These fucktards are no challenge, its as plain as you can see
That's because they are inbred and hang out at I-Mockery!
DUMBADUMBABUM!

Hey folks if these jokes are too good for ya, I got some crap!

How did The Retro Kat's boyfriend die?
Crib Death!
BADUMBUM!

Hey folks if you think that sucked, you should see Rev. Danno on Friday Night, now there's some sucking!
BADUMBUM!

Come on folks don't be afraid to take the dick out of your mouth to laugh!

So FS, Chojin, and Hitler walk into a a gay bar and....

pissed off salesman

Jul 2nd, 2003, 09:21 AM

Go back to Brawl hall you stupid fuckin' twat!

Anonymous

Jul 2nd, 2003, 09:30 AM

...and so the hooker says to jin, sorry but I'm not into beastiality!
BADUMBUM!

Hey we got a heckler in the crowd. Hey pissedoffsalesman
I'll go back to Brawl Hall when you go back to the Trailer Park!
BADUMBUM!

Hey folks, it doesn't get any better than this!

SO Rongi, Kellychaos, and Moses go into a daycare center and...

pissed off salesman

Jul 2nd, 2003, 09:38 AM

awwwwwwww C'mon, max you can do better than that,
I was hoping for a verbal rape not that weak verbal cry for help.
You even suck at insulting.

sadie

Jul 2nd, 2003, 10:37 AM

http://www.austin-healey-club-ec.fsnet.co.uk/healey_photographs/events/dunston_hall_2000/dh_24_ron_about_to_deliver_punchline_small.jpg
I FUCKIN' KILL MYSELF. HARHARHAR. BADUMBUM.

liquidstatik

Jul 2nd, 2003, 10:59 AM

:lol

I wish max would lick my tiny penis.

Anonymous

Jul 2nd, 2003, 04:28 PM

...and so The Retro Kat says to the priest, yeah puppies are nice but young boys are just like the real thing!
BADUMBUM!

Hello? So that's the sound of one hand clapping! Hey folks, maybe you should stop masturbating so much!
BADUMBUM!

Hey its that old fucktard pissed off salesman again! Look I said I'm not interested, but hear jin likes to suck cock, go ask him!
BADUMBUM!

pissed off salesman:
I don't eat twinkies, I can't because I know that your fat greasy virgin ass bought 'em all, for your Star Wars marathon that you spend the whole day watching jacking off to Ewoks in your Yoda costume!

So Chojin, sadie and a bricklayer enter a zoo and then....

Spectre X

Jul 2nd, 2003, 04:43 PM

kellychaos:
(Sigh) You got two because you're a fucking easy target. Ohhh you're insults are so witty! Reading enjoyment? Quit lying, everyone knows you can't read.

aaah, the wonders of hypocrisy.

EDIT: Oh, almost forgot that little shitfest above me.

Now, let's see, that's:

1) being a hypocrit
2) making up lame-ass comments that nobody but you and mentally defficient (not so sure about them even) can laugh about
3) being a complete and utter blatantly homosexual, smelly, somewhat humanoid, repulsivie piece of crap.

Now, Mad Max, I must ask you to please, for the love of good movies, stop using that name, and go back to you and your daddy's daily bussiness, you pre-teen lovechild of Hitler's clone. :)

Anonymous

Jul 2nd, 2003, 05:32 PM

And so Rongi says to the little boy, you think you're scared? I gotta walk back out of this woods alone!
BADUMBUM!

Ah! Got a new heckler! Hey Spectre X, I make up lame ass comments so you can understand me!
BADUMBUM!

Smelly Homosexual? Nahh, I just figured I'd act that way to fit in with you guys!
BADUMBUM!

Spectre X:
Please for the love of good humor, stop trying to be funny, you bastard son of Anna Nicole Smith!

Hey folks, I've got a MILLION of 'em!

kahljorn

Jul 2nd, 2003, 05:55 PM

And so mad max said to some strange jungle creature I LIKE BOOKS, BUT I LIKE YOUR PAPER MACHE COCK MORE. IS IT A POPUP BOOK?
Wince wince, the faces he saw were disturbed with yellows spots, like malaria, but more yellow. It was like sun spots upon the continenance of the continents. This yellow came to be called, "The Yellow". The yellow was so yellow it Blinded poor Mad Max, like crayons in his eyelids that are neon coloured. The evil jungly creature faces were yellow with glee and meloncholy as poor mad max was shunned away by people being yellow with not really giving a fuck sydrom. The end.

sadie

Jul 2nd, 2003, 08:02 PM

YAY!
i-got-in-a-sto-ry-i-got-in-a-sto-ry. http://sadie.dgostation.com/emoticons/jumpers.gif

Spectre X

Jul 3rd, 2003, 08:00 AM

Well, Mad Max, you can use words more complex than 'do' and 'poo' because I can still understand them fine. I'm not trying to be funny, which you are trying to achieve, and which you...well...can't.

Mad Max, you are a homosexual monkey. Go away, you smell bad, you make my modem shut down every third minute because of your smell.

Now, one more thing:

[center:b36c259820]HOMO!!!!![/center:b36c259820]

There, said it. Now, please take that as a hint, and leave.

P.S. I have nothing against homosexuals, well, except for Max over there of course.

Sethomas

Jul 3rd, 2003, 10:08 AM

Don't flatter yourself max, I haven't paid any attention to your other posts. You sure owned us :lol Here's some advice: when you continuously make pathetic attempts to spite people who are hardly paying attention to you, it makes it painfully obvious that they've left quite a mark on you.

I also love how you claimed to be done with the thread, but you kept reading it anyways and were made so insecure about it had to keep replying, of course with the same tired method as before.

Come back after puberty hits, but only if you learn how to be entertaining without being pathetic.

Anonymous

Jul 3rd, 2003, 12:33 PM

Fucktards: 24:7

And Sethomas continued to respond to the posts of the creator with feeble attacks (despite claiming he didn't read them) , so weak that even a limp wristed sodomite like Spectre X could come up with something better.

And then Sethomas was cast down from paradise where he met kahljorn. The two fucktards began to mate. Which then begat sadie who mated with a noble pig, which begat Rongi, who self abused himself so vigoriously that his seed hit a pile of feces, which begat The Retro Kat.

And the creator said unto Spectre X: "Thou has no imagination and is a fucktard, thou must take thy mind off of homosexual porn, and find thy and real woman instead of thy's Dad."

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Sethomas

Jul 3rd, 2003, 01:13 PM

It's deliciously ironic that someone who gets off on saying "toodles" tries to hand out the term "limp[-]wristed".

Since your use of the euphemism "fucktard" has absolutely failed thus far to generate any laugh, respect, or adulation thus far, maybe you should continue to toss it around. Surely it'll do something effective eventually, right? Or maybe you should go back to wooing us time and again with your mastery of the term "alpha male". That'll surely give us a model to follow, we having the label "unoriginal" that you evoked from God-knows-where.

Rongi, who self abused himself

Thank you for that superb demonstration of redundancy. :dunce

Like so many things, your failure to come remotely close to properly conjugating late Middle English. Thou hast and thou art, dipshit. "Thy's" is so remarkbaly stupid it would make Noah Webster cry.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Your sheets had a wet spot after you woke from this dream, didn't they?

Anonymous

Jul 3rd, 2003, 01:28 PM

Dumb Ass: 8:15

And so the fucktard Sethomas continued his lame assault on the creator, thus proving what the creator had said all along.

"Thou is masturbating too much to thy posts, to be taking this shit too seriously. Pray, get off thy fat ass and get laid. The fucktard liquidstatik is available and has found a lotion for thy anal rash."

"And do not be fearful when fucktard liquidstatik finds that thou HAST shit stains in thy underware. He will love thou for the fucktard you are."

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Daphne

Jul 3rd, 2003, 01:42 PM

Sethomas

Jul 3rd, 2003, 01:46 PM

Ooooo, now he said "Dumb Ass" to prove that he's got dexterity beyond the use "fucktard". I had to request that, of course. Thanks for proving what a bitch you are.

It's entertaining that you think I'm taking this too seriously, when you obviously put all your brain capacity into contriving this inane drivel of yours. That you are braindead is obvious to me, thus it takes no effort whatsoever to point it out.

Thou is

Thou art a slow learner.

He will love thou

Look up the word "thee", dipshit.

Underware, is that like Tupperware?

Anonymous

Jul 3rd, 2003, 02:11 PM

Annoying L'il Bitch: 9:67

And so the fucktard Sethomas once again failed to see the point of all this to which the creator explained like he did with the rest of the fucktards.

"Thou's attacks upon me are meaningless, if thou thinks that these posts are shit, then THEE should stop replying to them, lest you continue to reply thus proving that you are a fucktard. Thou should ignore the posts and go back to shoving the dictionary up one's rectum."

Daphne:
Actually I wasn't going to mess with these fucktards anymore after I turned in my paper on net communities, but its just SO easy to piss these fucktards off. Eventually when these monkeys stop amusing me I'll leave.

So let it be written, so shall it be done.

ziggytrix

Jul 3rd, 2003, 02:14 PM

"thou's" :lol

sadie

Jul 3rd, 2003, 02:41 PM

daddy? other daddy? :P

The Retro Kat

Jul 3rd, 2003, 04:15 PM

Whats the link for this article, max?

Jul 3rd, 2003, 04:20 PM

Max, check your dictionary for "thine". It shouldn't take long, it's in your lap, right?

Professor Cool

Jul 3rd, 2003, 04:24 PM

Head for the hills :faint

Spectre X

Jul 3rd, 2003, 04:54 PM

Max, you obviously think that we are offended by your posts, but you must see this:

Mad Max 3:17

And the Creator looked down upon the earth, and he saw that it was good.

The Lord was satisfied, and went over to his computer to review the creation in it's fullest.

That was when He noticed the little stain of cum that was to become Mad Max*, and he dexcended upon the world.

"Thou, Mad Max, beith a fucking cumstain on my creations, and I request of thee shitmagnet that thee shalt commit suicide, before I make it a sin." The Lord called out over the land.

"Noo you fucktard, you fucking lil' bitch dimb ass fuctard, thou's being a big fucktard that cannt spel and you're creations areth poop and shitheades."

To which the Lord said: "Mad Max, I shall condemn thee to the fate of being the biggest shitstain in the fabric of the universe, and shall forever be in the illusion that people can be offended by thine posts, while they are actually laughing at your fucking inane cum-stained drivel, and saying things as "Boy, that Mad Max sure is a fucking cumstain on humanity, what a fucking sodomizer, he actually thinks that he's remotely amusing or offensive, and he even thinks that his I.Q. points are in the positve side." and you shall always be oblivious to the insults thou shalt recieve and wonder why the poeple thou hast tried to offend do not break down crying and sobbing because of the sheer imagined brilliance of thine posts."

So sayeth the Lord, and the Lord has spoken in His devine voice, and has made it so.

*for more info on 'Mad Max' see 'Complete and utter idiots who like to commit incest with their daddies.'

The Retro Kat

Jul 3rd, 2003, 04:57 PM

Indeed.

Anonymous

Jul 3rd, 2003, 05:24 PM

The Retro Kat:
Don't have a link for it, it was just a paper, I really should've kept a copy of it, and that jerk off professor of mine lost the fucking thing (along with everyone else's) so its gone, but actually its pretty dry stuff and not nearly as interesting as what's gone on here. Basically I acted like a complete asshole here, (like I said the Postal board was a prime canidate to do this at first) acted like a good little drone at a Christian message board and then just to study a chat room, I went in a chat room and instigated a bunch of arguements between people.

FS:
Duh, isn't it obvious by now I don't own a dictionary?

Erm... I guess this is a little too civilized... I suppose I should say something rude to keep up appearances.

Let's see... You are all a bunch of bloody penis faces!

No, that'll never do...

AH HA! Yes, this should do quite nicely...(Ahem)

All you fucktards wouldn't know humor if a fucktard crawled out of your fucktard asses and kissed you on your fucktard mouths!

Tired of hearing me pissing you off? Too bad because I ain't done, fucktards! If you cum dumpsters would stop fucking your dogs in the ass for a minute you'd figure out that this was all a fucking experiment to prove that you were all a bunch of shit eating, cross dressing, pig raping, goat blowing, jizz drinking, boy molesting, Bitch Boy fucktards!

And another thing the Transformers SUCKED! Sorry to break the news to you fucktards, but all the masturbating in the world to Optimus Prime ain't gonna make him any cooler! They sucked so much ass they would put even your fucktards' ass sucking skills to shame!

Well I guess that should hold you fucktards for awhile.

FUCK YOU EVERYBODY GOODNIGHT!

whoreable

Jul 3rd, 2003, 05:33 PM

I wish i could understand who you really pissed off. Cause it sure seems to me people arent very angry.

but then again maybe call them fucktards a few more times you might just get there!

liquidstatik

Jul 3rd, 2003, 05:38 PM

Hey Whoreable :)

omg mad max likes to reach far up his ass and tickle his lungs

Rev. Danno

Jul 3rd, 2003, 08:53 PM

Wow, Upset Max... Do you really thin we are pissed off?
I don't think that's true, I'm sure most of us just find you to be a minor annoyance. I don't think anyone really cares...
Do you expect us to belive that you were writing a paper?
And seince when did they have Profs in Jr. High?...
Isn't school out already?
If you really wanted to get to us you'd read the boards for awhile, get to know us, & make fun of us...
We don't care about you you are just one of the many new kids here that are posting here instead of going out into the sun, & enjoying summer vacation. When your older, you wish you had.
One more thing... Find a new word, "fucktard" isn't very clever...
Nor are any of your "insults"...
THAT IS ALL!!! Nothing to see here folks!!! Keep moveing...

Wiffles

Jul 3rd, 2003, 10:37 PM

*Hugs a Smurf plushie*

kahljorn

Jul 3rd, 2003, 10:49 PM

"Thou's attacks upon me are meaningless, if thou thinks that these posts are shit, then THEE should stop replying to them, lest you continue to reply thus proving that you are a fucktard. Thou should ignore the posts and go back to shoving the dictionary up one's rectum."

And then they who had been casted out of the Lord of all that is stupid and moronic's Playground(Greatly saddened of course by no longer being able to use the swings) imposed upon The Lord of Moronity, the bestowments of "Thy and thine". Partake in some lessons of the usage of the words "Thee and Thou", as well :\

AND SO IT WAS, AND SO THE LORD WAS SLIGHTLY LESS STUPID, AND THE GRAVY WAS TURNED TO SALT, AND THE SALT WAS USED TO MAKE BREAD, AND UPON THIS HOLY BREAD WAS PLACED MAYONESE, AND SLICED HONEY HOMEY, AND MUSTARD, BUT NO TOMOTOES-- FOR THEY ARE THE DEVIL'S FRUIT. AND THE PEOPLE REJOICED AT THIS SANDWITCH, AND MAX CHOKED. AND DIED, AND THE PEOPLE REJOICED AGAIN.

I used the word and alot, conjuntion funk-tion.