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Feb 6th, 2003, 09:32 PM
HEY JERKS, YEAH JERKS YOU kNOW. LOL. HEY, I THINK I'LL POST OLDSIES UP FRONT AND CENTER. BUT NOT ALL OF THEM OH NO. JUST A FEW A COCKTEASE. I PUT THEM ALL WHERE THE REAL FANS KNOW THEM.
TRY TO ENJOY IT JERKS :rolleyes
Feb 6th, 2003, 09:45 PM
Feb 6th, 2003, 09:47 PM
I WONDER WHY PEOPLE HATE YOU :lol
Feb 6th, 2003, 09:48 PM
I can't read those so I don't.
Feb 6th, 2003, 09:49 PM
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Feb 6th, 2003, 09:50 PM
They're hard to read on purpose maybe you should try a less rewarding comic :rolleyes
Feb 6th, 2003, 09:51 PM
I don't like being tricked!
Feb 6th, 2003, 09:52 PM
EVERYTHING WORTH HAVING TAKES WORK >:
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Feb 6th, 2003, 09:54 PM
OH AND I THINK THE SECRET KEY TO ALL OF THIS IS THAT I AM A JERK. >:
Feb 6th, 2003, 09:55 PM
when you are old some hipster will tip you off your hover rascal and you will be sad
Feb 6th, 2003, 09:57 PM
FEEL FREE TO WRITE ABOUT THAT WHILE I AM BUSY HURTING YOUR EYES. >: POETIC JUSTICE ISN'T ALL THAT IT IS CRACKED UP TO BE. :(
Feb 6th, 2003, 09:58 PM
but i already wrote about it :(
Feb 6th, 2003, 10:05 PM
WELL THEN I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BLAME MY NEXT BAD ACCIDENT ON YOU. >:
Feb 6th, 2003, 10:06 PM
no i am your friend :(
Feb 6th, 2003, 10:07 PM
this is just because I am a jerk >: Don't worry I cross my fingers, lol, you go ahead and squint and dance and I'll make painful to read comics
Feb 6th, 2003, 10:08 PM
I READ THEM GOOD AND THEY ARE FUNNY :lol
Feb 6th, 2003, 10:12 PM
WHEW I KNEW YOUR TIME MAKING COMICS WOULD HELP THERE :lol
IT IS A TOUGH AUDIENCE THAT INTERNET JUST DOESNT UNDERSTAND :rolleyes
Feb 6th, 2003, 10:12 PM
The "CAN I SEE A WINE LIST WHAT GOES GOOD WITH YOUNG BUTT?" one sure was LOL :(
But that was an old one so it looks like I lose huh lol :(
Feb 6th, 2003, 10:14 PM
YEAH :( HITS AND MISSES BOBO, BUT IM TRYING TO AVOID TOO MUCH CONTROVERSY :lol
Feb 6th, 2003, 10:17 PM
i make comics?
Feb 6th, 2003, 10:20 PM
WHO DOESN'T? ;)
Feb 6th, 2003, 10:22 PM
not enough people :(
Feb 6th, 2003, 10:25 PM
HERE BE SOME BONUS ONES NOOB, SINCE YOU SO YOU.
Feb 6th, 2003, 10:28 PM
dude they are funny but reading them is tedious maybe that makes them funnier but do i know no because i am stupid :(
Feb 6th, 2003, 10:31 PM
IT HELPS IF YOU HAVE REGULAR EXPOSURE TO OLD PEOPLE :(
OR OBSERVE THEM ON TV :(
don't worry I don't mind them being tedious, that's a bit of the fun to me, no stress over that now you all
Feb 6th, 2003, 10:33 PM
Most people won't bother to read them, and that's not what you want. Or maybe it is, heh. Aslong as it's fun to you :D
Feb 6th, 2003, 10:35 PM
I know what you mean, I actually prefer fewer people getting into it on the whole, it gives more meaning to the feeling of being appreciated when it's a small group, or so I feel. I don't mind that they're not your thing, it's a very definite absurdist niche I'm running on.
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Feb 6th, 2003, 10:42 PM
I loled at the asian man on the toilet AND the war switch one :(
Feb 6th, 2003, 10:49 PM
SINCE YOU SEEM HIP TO IT...
OLDSIES FULL (http://pub158.ezboard.com/fthejixbyphillipsboardofunfrm1.showMessage?topicID =637.topic)
Don't get too excited, if the ones in the first post hurt your eyes, there are plenty here that'll do that on purpose as well.
SOME DAY I MAY JUST HAVE MY OWN PROSITE FOR THESE, SOMEDAY.
Feb 6th, 2003, 11:15 PM
old people make me happy :)
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Feb 6th, 2003, 11:24 PM
MAYBE I SHOULD GET THE NY TIMES AND THEY'LL MAKE MANY MORE PEOPLE HAPPY OR REALLY SQUINTY.
WHOREABLE YOU DESERVE HAPPINESS YOU EARN IT BY DEVOTING YOURSELF TO OLDSIES.
Feb 7th, 2003, 01:18 AM
i :love mradventure. :)
i wanna know from whence your inspiration cometh.
Feb 7th, 2003, 01:23 AM
I should put the oldsies on saddadcentral :(
Feb 9th, 2003, 06:32 PM
yes you should. it would be a great addition.
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Feb 9th, 2003, 06:41 PM
you can put them up if you wan to Jixby, do you want me to design a background for it?
Im not sure where it comes from sadie tahts very hard to describe but lets just say I had a friend who had a grandpa (lol) that had ear infections and shit in an empty coffee can because he got lost and didnt find the bathroom
Feb 9th, 2003, 06:46 PM
:lol was he at home?
Feb 9th, 2003, 06:48 PM
well he had a thing for scaring the shit out of his grandson and i by walking out of his bedroom with his underwear on crooked :(
Feb 9th, 2003, 06:55 PM
talk about scarred for life. :(
Feb 9th, 2003, 06:59 PM
it was more like holding our arms up against our eyes and prodding him back to his room :(
BUT HE MADE UP FOR IT :lol HIS GRANDSNO WOULD CALL HIM A STUPID FUCKER REAL LOUD IN A DEAF EAR AND HE WOULD SMILE :)
Feb 9th, 2003, 07:04 PM
is he dead now?
Feb 9th, 2003, 07:07 PM
SURE IS :(
MOST OF THE OLD PEOPLE IN MY LIFE ARE DEAD :)
Feb 9th, 2003, 07:10 PM
yah. my grandma died a couple of years ago, and she was my last grandparent. :(
she was cool. independent and bitchy. and she made the best biscuits ever. :(:(
Feb 9th, 2003, 07:11 PM
when im old im going to make a tape called "radikal grampz" and it's going to be like bumfights except really short cuz i'm just gonna ride a wheelchair on a vert or something and then i'll promiss my inheratance to some teen chick so she'll hump me and then i'll act all stocked and ride my wheelchair off a building while doing the devil horn thing and give all my money to my dog cuz ill probably die but if i dont that's pretty awsome
Feb 9th, 2003, 07:13 PM
I MIGHT SPONSOR THAT IF I LIVE THAT LONG :)
Feb 9th, 2003, 07:17 PM
ooh. wheelchair vert. i wanna see. :P
Feb 11th, 2003, 10:16 PM
PAGE 2 FAGS >:
Feb 11th, 2003, 10:21 PM
TWO THUMBS UP. FROM THE HEART.
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Feb 12th, 2003, 01:47 AM
:lol :lol :lol
:lol :lol :lol
Feb 12th, 2003, 08:02 AM
Oh fuck. I never knew there was such comedy in the poetic musings of the elderly. :posh
Feb 12th, 2003, 09:06 AM
yea the oldsies are quite underrated.
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Feb 12th, 2003, 11:54 PM
NO BUNNY KNOWS OLDSIES LIKE I KNOW OLDSIES :posh :posh
Feb 13th, 2003, 01:25 AM
WHA WAH WAH!
Feb 13th, 2003, 10:09 AM
I HOPE TO SEE MORE POOPY FILES. :)
AND FUCK YOU PEOPLE THAT DONT READ THE OLDSIES. THEY ARE THE BEST >:
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Feb 13th, 2003, 03:08 PM
THEY ARE QUITTERS AND QUITTERS DONT DESERVE THE EUPHORIA ASSOCIATED WITH OLDSIES >:
THATS RIGHT PRETEND THEY DONT EXIST, YOU'RE ONLY HURTING YOURSELF AND MY FEELINGS
Feb 13th, 2003, 03:36 PM
i want more oldsies :P
Feb 14th, 2003, 01:52 AM
I HAVE PLENTY ARE YOU DAFT? :lol :lol
IF YOU ARE SERIOUS (AAK NOT JOKE) THE I HOPE YOU NOTICED THE LINK TO OVER FIFTY OF THEM
Feb 14th, 2003, 11:51 AM
didn't see that, thks :P
Feb 18th, 2003, 02:12 AM
I CANT HEAR YOU SPEAK UP (lol)
Feb 18th, 2003, 02:17 AM
Feb 20th, 2003, 08:38 AM
HOW COULD ANYONE LET THSI GET TO PAGE 2 IS BEYOND ME.
OH WELL, HEY MAYBE SOME DAY YOU ALL CAN STOP AND SAY, "WOW THAT REALLY HIT HOME"
Feb 20th, 2003, 10:00 AM
I FINALLY DECIDED "WHAT THE HELL" AND GAVE THE OLDSIES THEIR OWN FORUM.
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Feb 20th, 2003, 10:36 AM
SERVES I-MOCKEY RIGHT TO SEE ODLSIES PUT ON A PEDESTAL, HUH, NOW ILL JUST MAKE SOME MINI-OLDSIES AND PEOPEL CAN DONATE. >:
Feb 20th, 2003, 11:19 AM
KIDS THESE DAYS SHOW NO RESPECT FOR THEIR ELDERS >:
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Feb 20th, 2003, 11:23 AM
elderlies cant eat crunchy peanutbutter how do you think they feel
Feb 21st, 2003, 06:25 AM
I AM SURE THEY ARE ANGRY AT A LOT OF STUFF TAHTS WHY WE ARE NICE TO THEM :( >: ;)
Feb 23rd, 2003, 10:16 PM
MICHEAL J FOX DISEASE :lol
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Feb 23rd, 2003, 10:35 PM
HOLD UP YALL IM STILL MAKING THESE (LOL)
Feb 23rd, 2003, 10:44 PM
Feb 26th, 2003, 01:55 PM
JUST WORKING WITH THE OLDSIES FOLKS.
Mar 1st, 2003, 08:09 PM
THIS SHOULD BE A STICKY :)
Mar 1st, 2003, 08:20 PM
THIS SHOULD BE A STICKY :)
those are comebacks :lol
a lot of the later ones were just bad :(. these are great :)
Mar 1st, 2003, 08:24 PM
Mar 2nd, 2003, 01:44 AM
ANOTHER STICKY REQUEST >:
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Mar 5th, 2003, 12:35 AM
KKZZZKKTKTT LOL THIS IS THE TOPIC POLICE WE HAVE ORDERS TO MOVE YOU TO PAGE 1 OVER LOL KKKZZZTTZKZKK
Mar 5th, 2003, 01:18 AM
if this thread gets sticky, i swear that i will personally exterminate everybody involved in this atrocity.
Mar 5th, 2003, 09:08 AM
BUT IT WOULD ALL BE WORTH IT >:
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Mar 5th, 2003, 01:05 PM
GIGGLE sticky it! :lol
Mar 10th, 2003, 11:47 AM
:( :( OMG I AM SO SORRY FOLKS I HAVE TO PUT OLDSIES ON HOLD FOR NOW LOL
OH WELL YOU'LL ALWAYS BE IN MY HAERTS AT THE OLDSIES FORUM
Apr 11th, 2003, 08:02 AM
AT THE RISK OF PEOPLE FAGGING THIS UP I AM UPDATING THE OLDSIES
YOU ARE WELCOME
LOOK OUT FOLKS THIS IS THE FINISHING WOODY STORY NO MORE WOODY BUT I HAVE ANOTHER BASEBALL STORY COMING UP SOON
Apr 11th, 2003, 08:54 AM
I like your comics Mr. Adventure :)
Apr 11th, 2003, 09:19 AM
i love the kids' expressions in that one, especially.
Apr 11th, 2003, 12:09 PM
I missed this thread.
Those new ones are sensational.
You havent lost the magic.
Apr 11th, 2003, 06:58 PM
THE NEXT OLDSIE WILL BE THE 100th ; ) ; ) ; )
I GOT A PLAN BUT THAT MEANS IT TAKES A WHILE
8) HOLD ONTO YOUR SEATS PLEASE
Sep 21st, 2003, 08:57 PM
WOW PAGE 23. :(
DOUBLE PSOT: :eek
OKAY FOLKS A BIG OLDSIES HEADS UP HERE, I AM VVVEEARY HARD AT WORK ON NUMBER 100 (WHCIH WAS TIED UP FOR A WHILE!) KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED AND YOUR FACES WRINKLED IN ANTICIPATION, LIKE A NEW BABY HEAD SAYING "HELLO" FROM A VAGINA. :D :D :D :D :D
Sep 22nd, 2003, 12:57 PM
if you have 100 of these (all of which are brill btw), you should consider making a book and charging people for them...
i'd buy it...maybe
Sep 22nd, 2003, 02:39 PM
I've been waiting a long time for this. it better be worth it >:
Sep 28th, 2003, 08:06 AM
ok faggies here is teh first PORTION (thsi is not all omg) of teh 100th oldsies extravageriatiganza. >: >: >: >: >: >: >:
OK MORE TO COME SOMETIME VEEERY SOON >:
Sep 28th, 2003, 01:24 PM
sweet. If there was any justice in this world this thread would be a sticky.
Oct 8th, 2003, 05:01 PM
WOW LOOKS OUT TINERNET! :D :D :D :D :D
CHECK OUT M Y LITTLE BABY (IF U CANT TAHTS FINE I GUES)
SSSHHH IT IS A BABY WEB DONT BE NOISY ADN JUST ENJOY TEH EVENTJUSMAL PROGRESS
Oct 8th, 2003, 05:11 PM
i get it. wait i dont get it.
Oct 8th, 2003, 06:00 PM
This could become Internet canon. Seriously. :lol
Oct 10th, 2003, 07:47 AM
HHEEEEYYYYY CHECK IT OUT OFLSK MY WAPABEGE IS LIKE x10000000 TIMES SMOOTHERS FRO TEH TINY INTERNETS USER
PS IT ALSO HAS SOME NEW STUFFS TO SEE! CHECK BACSK ONCME IN A WHILES TO SEE FOR NEW THINGS LIKE A COOL GROWTH U HAVES TO POINT OUT TO EVERYING YOU MEET
Oct 18th, 2003, 12:35 AM
INDIVIDUAL COMIC COMMENTS ON THA FIRST 20 OLDSIES, THA REST TO COME SOMETIME SOON!
ps. i will fix the broken images in this thread soon i guess u cunts
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