Johnny Horton
Jun 29th, 2003, 12:47 PM
It's here at last, brothers and sisters! The Freedom Paradise Riviera Maya Hotel is open!
That means if you are an obese slob who enjoys wallowing about in the sand of a four star hotel, you've now got somewhere to go.
And after frying your well-stretched skin in the Mexican sunshine, enjoy a leisurely waddle to one of the hotel's five restaurants, for a few plates of charbroiled steaks.
This is a place where you and your fat are welcome, where the beach loungers are four feet wide, all chairs come without those cumbersome and obnxious arms that get in the way of your bulging derriere, and the room showers are all equipped with huge benches for your bathing relaxation and pleasure.
The elevators are no doubt of industrial strength, and it is unlikely that there is a staircase in view. God forbid that the hotel draw attention to the inability of its guests to exert any more effort than is required to lift a fork.
Also, the hotel welcome fat-challenged people, "As long as they have a size friendly attitude." This apparently, is code for "No gawking at the freaks."
See it all at www.freedomparadise.com.
That means if you are an obese slob who enjoys wallowing about in the sand of a four star hotel, you've now got somewhere to go.
And after frying your well-stretched skin in the Mexican sunshine, enjoy a leisurely waddle to one of the hotel's five restaurants, for a few plates of charbroiled steaks.
This is a place where you and your fat are welcome, where the beach loungers are four feet wide, all chairs come without those cumbersome and obnxious arms that get in the way of your bulging derriere, and the room showers are all equipped with huge benches for your bathing relaxation and pleasure.
The elevators are no doubt of industrial strength, and it is unlikely that there is a staircase in view. God forbid that the hotel draw attention to the inability of its guests to exert any more effort than is required to lift a fork.
Also, the hotel welcome fat-challenged people, "As long as they have a size friendly attitude." This apparently, is code for "No gawking at the freaks."
See it all at www.freedomparadise.com.