Nervousness leads to mishaps

[Geggy]

Last week, at work, I was walking up to this drop dead gorgeous sales person lady who's sitting behind her desk. I took one of candy out of the bowl on the counter of her desk then asked what her favorite candy was.
"Blow Pops" she says.
"So you like blow jobs? I like a good blow job...escpecially the cherry kind."

She got me good. :(

[Spectre X]

:lol you actually said that didn't you?

[Geggy]

Let me just say this, I'm extremely lucky she wasn't a total bitch, otherwise she would've sued, but she didn't.

[Jeanette X]

Did you say blow jobs on purpose or did it just slip out?

[Geggy]

It just slipped out. I mean, what was a girl supposed to expect from a guy's reaction if she's going to say 'blow pops' while she's wearing ruby red lipsticks and a sexy blouse? I just turned numbed and lost control of every bit of my own mechanism. I bet, in a way, she did it intentionally to set me up for my own humility. >:

[Jeanette X]

Poor Geggy. :(

[FS]

You should rape her. From the sound of what she looks like, she's ASKING for it. >:

[Ninjavenom]

When Fatty says that, i imagine the little russian-dance fellow in his sig saying that while dancing. LOL. :(

[Esuohlim]

:lol

[Spectre X]

the Russian Dance fellow in FS' sig is former president Gorbatsjov (sp?)

[executioneer]

do you mean Gorbachev? :/

-willie

[Spectre X]

maybe, don't know how to spell his name.

Anyhoo, you can tell by that giant birthmark on his head.

[pjalne]

The only way to spell is name is in kyrillic letters, anything in the Latin alphabet will just be an interpretation. I think it's usually spelled Gorbachev in England and the US, while most Western Euroepean countires write Gorbatsjov.

If memory serves me right, that is from Zangief's ending in SFII.

[Geggy]

Poor Geggy. :(

yes, poor me. I've been going through celibacy for the past 3 months now and I'm going insane. I haven't even found a summer romance for this summer. Somebody help. I'm afraid of ending up like one of you. :(

[Spectre X]

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