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mburbank
Jul 6th, 2003, 10:02 PM
I'll be gone a few days. One of my step brothers died and I'm off to Union New Jersey for a bit for the funeral.
Jeanette X
Jul 6th, 2003, 10:36 PM
I'm sorry to hear that Max. You have my deepest sympathies.
Zero Signal
Jul 6th, 2003, 10:43 PM
My consolences on the news, Max.
Protoclown
Jul 6th, 2003, 10:57 PM
Sorry to hear about your loss, Max.
Anonymous
Jul 6th, 2003, 11:31 PM
Have a great time! :)
kahljorn
Jul 7th, 2003, 12:56 AM
Did you inherit anything?
glowbelly
Jul 7th, 2003, 01:42 AM
My consolences on the news, Max.

:lol
Zero Signal
Jul 7th, 2003, 01:57 AM
Condolences, whatever. :rolleyes

I did not realize that this was the humor/funeral/grammar nazi thread.

"Let's put the "fun" back in funeral."

:rolleyes
kahljorn
Jul 7th, 2003, 04:54 AM
He can make up new words.
Wiffles
Jul 7th, 2003, 05:54 AM
It would be super if you had Four Weddings and a Funeral ^_^
Jixby Phillips
Jul 7th, 2003, 06:35 AM
FUCK

I love you wiffles.
pjalne
Jul 7th, 2003, 07:09 AM
Deepest sympathies.
kellychaos
Jul 7th, 2003, 10:11 AM
Condolences, whatever. :rolleyes

I did not realize that this was the humor/funeral/grammar nazi thread.

"Let's put the "fun" back in funeral."

:rolleyes


The "d" is next to the "s". That's the reason. Typos are satan's way of punishing us by sabotaging our communications. Fight the power!
Sethomas
Jul 7th, 2003, 06:03 PM
Lo, how I envy Max's stepbrother. :goth
Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2003, 09:15 PM
you mean "lol"
mburbank
Jul 8th, 2003, 02:42 PM
No inheritance, just a lot of getting there and coming back punctuated by feeling awful, seeing people I didn't want to seeand pall bearing in 97 degree heat.
Cosmo Electrolux
Jul 9th, 2003, 10:11 AM
did you at least make a half hearted attempt to seduce the widow?
kellychaos
Jul 9th, 2003, 10:48 AM
Hey baby, that black dress is wearin' YOU! http://www.971fm.net/bbs/html/emoticons/mgafro.gif
mburbank
Jul 9th, 2003, 06:28 PM
There was no widow so didn't I look foolish?
Cosmo Electrolux
Jul 9th, 2003, 11:16 PM
no offense Max...sorry for your loss.
Secret Agent Vomit
Jul 9th, 2003, 11:35 PM
Sorry to hear about that, man. :(
kahljorn
Jul 10th, 2003, 12:38 AM
I hate w hen people die or get married, it's so inconvient.
kellychaos
Jul 10th, 2003, 10:50 AM
And embarassing when you bring a wreath to a wedding >:

I was wondering why I never caught the bouquets at the funerals ... ah well ... always a bridesmaid. :(
Jixby Phillips
Jul 10th, 2003, 11:08 AM
WHAT?? BUT YOU'RE A BOY!! :lol :lol :lol
kellychaos
Jul 10th, 2003, 11:41 AM
WHAT?? BUT YOU'RE A BOY!! :lol :lol :lol

That was the funny part of the joke, Jizzby. You're finally catchin' on! :lol
Jeanette X
Jul 10th, 2003, 01:12 PM
My sister got engaged recently. When she ties the knot, I'm going to make sure that all the supersitions are followed so that they have luck in their marriage. :)