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Rongi
Jul 7th, 2003, 05:03 PM
Hey, if I didn't it would have been de-clawed or even killed :(
Cap'n Crunch
Jul 7th, 2003, 05:18 PM
How did you take it? Did you just pick it up and run away?
Rongi
Jul 7th, 2003, 05:26 PM
I put the cat in one of my suit cases and brought him back to the car and drove off :(
FartinMowler
Jul 7th, 2003, 05:36 PM
Is this how you usually spend your day? Rongi the crazy Cat lady
Rongi
Jul 7th, 2003, 05:43 PM
I did this a day before July 4th.

I hope I don't get arrested for this. Getting prison raped for a fucking cat is pretty pathetic :(
Jeanette X
Jul 7th, 2003, 06:22 PM
Where did you find it?
pickleninja
Jul 7th, 2003, 07:05 PM
my brother and his friend found a dog and they returned it, what did they get?

1 measly, fucking dollar >: :(
Rongi
Jul 7th, 2003, 07:10 PM
Where did you find it?

You wouldn't happen to be a detective, would you :(?
Jeanette X
Jul 7th, 2003, 07:15 PM
Where did you find it?

You wouldn't happen to be a detective, would you :(?

No no no. :rolleyes I just want to know the whole story so I can help you.
Rongi
Jul 7th, 2003, 07:21 PM
It was going to be put to sleep or declawed, and the cat was completely healthy. I couldn't live know an innocent animal was going to be killed, so I stole it. The cat was my mom's friend's (the one that died).
Spooky
Jul 7th, 2003, 07:30 PM
Can I have it? I'll take really good care. Sing to it, Say supportive, loving things to it.

have sex with it...
noob3
Jul 7th, 2003, 07:32 PM
Spooky must be off his medication again!
Spooky
Jul 7th, 2003, 07:33 PM
Spooky must be off his medication again!

>: >: >: >: dont make me battle rap you. >: >: >: >:
Rongi
Jul 7th, 2003, 07:34 PM
have sex with it...

Have sex with it!? That is craaazy!!!
noob3
Jul 7th, 2003, 07:41 PM
I ALREADY SAID SOMETHING UNORIGINAL ON THE LINES OF THAT, ROGNI. ITS OVER NOW, MAN. ITS OVER.
Rongi
Jul 7th, 2003, 07:45 PM
Rogni?
Jeanette X
Jul 7th, 2003, 07:50 PM
It was going to be put to sleep or declawed, and the cat was completely healthy. I couldn't live know an innocent animal was going to be killed, so I stole it. The cat was my mom's friend's (the one that died).
Well if your mother's friend is dead, then who was going to have it put to sleep or declawed?
noob3
Jul 7th, 2003, 07:52 PM
Rogni.
Rongi
Jul 7th, 2003, 08:02 PM
Well if your mother's friend is dead, then who was going to have it put to sleep or declawed?

Her parents :(
kahljorn
Jul 7th, 2003, 08:09 PM
Somebody kittennapped my cat once, so I started banging on their front door with a bat :(. Mine wasn't gonna be put to sleep though, he was just pouncing on random grasshoppers. WHAT KIND OF CRUEL PERSON KITTENNAPS?
Jeanette X
Jul 7th, 2003, 08:19 PM
Well if your mother's friend is dead, then who was going to have it put to sleep or declawed?

Her parents :(
How do you know they were going to have it put to sleep or declawed?
Rongi
Jul 7th, 2003, 08:23 PM
My mom told me :(
Jeanette X
Jul 7th, 2003, 08:28 PM
Well then you did the right thing. If anything, you did them a favor by saving them the money to have it done.
Secret Agent Vomit
Jul 7th, 2003, 09:18 PM
RONGI IS A CAT BURGLAR. :lol

:picklehat
Esuohlim
Jul 7th, 2003, 09:26 PM
Jesus, cats have nine lives. I thought you were smart enough to know that, Rongi. :rolleyes

RONGI IS A CAT BURGLAR. :lol

LOL
FS
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:58 AM
It seems like the cat has been caught by the very person that was trying to catch him. :(
mew barios
Jul 8th, 2003, 08:47 AM
how ironic.
Rongi
Jul 8th, 2003, 05:04 PM
I don't get it :(
Esuohlim
Jul 8th, 2003, 05:23 PM
SIMPSONS REFERENCE >:

AND YOU RUINED IT BY NOT GETTING IT :rolleyes
Cap'n Crunch
Jul 8th, 2003, 08:00 PM
Did you name the cat, or did it already have one? :lol
The One and Only...
Jul 8th, 2003, 08:38 PM
how ironic.

Except... it wasn't!
Esuohlim
Jul 8th, 2003, 08:41 PM
...SIMPSONS REFERENCE! :explode