MAN PENIS VS SEX TOYS

[James]

Fuck you, women. Fuck you and your little plastic and/or rubber buddies.

See, my opinion is that women are spoiled by their little sex toys, and that a man can never sexually stimulate them like Dongzilla the Large Vibrating Meatstick can. Sure, an intimate relationship may stimulate mind, heart, and soul. But it can't make you spray girl cum across the room, require the aid of a wheelchair because your legs can't support you, and scream so loud your throat is sore the rest of the day.

And that's the most important thing, since love isn't real.

Women enjoy their little dildos on the end of a power drill, with the bumps and clit tickler, that fills them up like an all-you-can-eat buffet. Us guys simply can't provide that sort of functionality aside from getting cybernetics surgery and/or herpes (you know, for the bumps).

And you may think it's all equal, because we get our sex toys too. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU! I don't think any guy gets off more or easier with a rubber vagina with buttcheeks, or even ENJOYS a rubber vagina with buttcheeks. Blow up dolls? Ooh baby, give me some of that. A dick-sucking flashlight? Oh happy day! Fuck you. You get your fake cocks with authentic veins and purple heads the size of my arm to make you its bitch, and we have to have plastic feet to slide our dick between.

The thing is, we'd much rather have sex with a real woman, becuase it feels better than any other option. You damn womens, on the other hand, require the fucking penis attached to a jet engine to ultimately get yourself off the way you want.

So fuck you. You got it? Fuck you.

[Jeanette X]

Well I don't know about some women, but I'd prefer my boyfriend over a vibrator anyday.
I wish that he lived closer. :(

[James]

Because it feels better sexually, or because you looooove him? >:

[Jeanette X]

Both. And he's nice to cuddle with.

[Professor Cool]

Your just turning him on Jean, he's gonna ask for details.

[Jixby Phillips]

Jamesman has some serious issues with women.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Jamesman is obviously a virgin. I mean, women enjoy the weight of their lovers on top of them. The warmth, etc.

[James]

That's not sexual though, you faggots. Ooh, love, and the feel of your lover's body. How... ROMANTIC.

Fuck romance. Women should be having orgasmic seizures that threaten to have them choke to death on their own tongues from real men, and not these tripped-out manufactured genitalia.

So yeah. Fuck you women for men not being good enough for you.

[CaptainBubba]

BEING STABBED IN THE GUT, ETC.

[Jeanette X]

That's not sexual though, you faggots. Ooh, love, and the feel of your lover's body. How... ROMANTIC.

Fuck romance. Women should be having orgasmic seizures that threaten to have them choke to death on their own tongues from real men, and not these tripped-out manufactured genitalia.

So yeah. Fuck you women for men not being good enough for you.
Damn, what bug crawled up your ass? Did you have a bad relationship and start to hate women because of it or what?

[Rongi]

He's just sexually frustrated.

[FartinMowler]

Here ya go james http://www.realdoll.com/

[Jixby Phillips]

Fuck you women for men not being good enough for you.

By men I assume you mean "me."

I bet if an ugly girl asked you out you'd say no.

[James]

This isn't really linked to any sort of "women troubles." I haven't taken any interest in a girl for a long time, because there's no point. So no, this isn't specifically about me or any sort of situation in my life.

Joke's on you. :lol

I just think women are spoiled bitches because of the toys that raise the bar for their sexual expectations beyond what any human male can provide. If I ever have a girlfriend who I found out used sex toys, I would beat her about the face with each one, and then throw them out.

[CaptainBubba]

I would just carry it around and not say a thing about it, and if she said anything I'd act like I didn't hear her. Then while we are eating or watching T.V or something I would shove it up my ass really slowly and make a face then just take it out and throw it behind me.

[Jeanette X]

This isn't really linked to any sort of "women troubles." I haven't taken any interest in a girl for a long time, because there's no point.
Why not?

[James]

Not this again. :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

I HAVE LOST MY MANHOOD! LOL!

[James]

Your signature is too long

[Jixby Phillips]

Speaking generally here: Do men like watching women masturbate? Yes. Men want to beleive that women are horny animals who will fuck anything, including you. It's also why lesbian porn gets men off as well, and it's also why some guys sometimes like to see a woman with a horse or dog.

Would women like to watch a guy pound away at a fake pussy or a hole in a wall? probably not. I mean never polled any women on this or anything, but I'd think not. I don't think anybody ever masturbated to Jason Biggs putting his penis in a pie. To most women (and men) that's absurd... or it's typical male behavior (same thing). A woman could fuck a clown shoe and 4 out of 5 (straight) men would jerk off to it.

My point? Stop gathering your statistics from porn, and it will help you sleep easier at night. I'm fairly certain (with no facts or evidence to back this up at all) that dildos were invented by MEN. So blame yourself because I know you think that way anyway.

[Jeanette X]

:worship Jixby, you hit the nail on the head!
I agree except for one thing...I think I might rather enjoy watching a guy masturbate. :wank

[James]

Jixby doesn't understand.

First off, I hate lesbian porn. The only way I'd like it is if it was happening right in front of me, and I got to join in. All sex requires dick for it to be worthwhile.

I'm not gathering my statistics from porn. I'm gathering it through information based on many normal females who use toys. They say that toys get them off better (or period) than a man could. So men aren't good enough. So fuck them.

Yes, dildos were most likely made by men. I didn't think that was in question here. That doesn't make it right. Nobody's forcing these whores to stretch themselves out with these giganto wangs with more getty-offy options than a man can provide.

Meanwhile, women have all the things we need and can't get through toys. I don't think any guy in the world has ever been fucking a girl and said, "This isn't doing it for me. I need this (http://astro.uchicago.edu/home/web/gd1/linda2.jpg) to get me off, so get out."

I'm just saying women need to stop with the dildos and shit. It turns them into spoiled cunts with expectations clearly no human being could meet. And then it's our fault when we're not "good in bed," and they dump us. It'd be like if guys had a sex doll with tits on its back that they REALLY loved, so for a girl to satisfy us, they'd need to grow tits on their back or get the fuck out. Unrealistic, unfair, selfish, spoiled, and stupid. Just like you women.

[whoreable]

You have an interesting outlook on dildos.

[Ninjavenom]

Jesus christ, man. I'm not one to tell people to quit bitching, but seriously, does what a woman puts in her vagina involve you THAT much that it becomes something to tirade endlessly about? Unless you're a gynecologist who has several patients a week come in that look like they shove biscuit tubes into themselves, i don't see how this could be that much of a problem. Did you have several girlfriends that dumped you because you "weren't good enough"? Maybe it's not the seven foot long rubber penises that's the problem, it's more than likely that you're what these women are having a problem with. Not beliving in love is probably the corniest (and most closet-homosexual) thing i have ever heard, and it certainly doesn't help when thinking that a woman will actually want to have sex with you. It looks like your only hope here is rape, Jamesey, and that's not a pretty outlook. Maybe if you quit being such a jaded (and quite frankly, whiny) person, girls might actually want your penis.

[AChimp]

Dildos/vibrators were invented by male doctors in the late 19th century to relieve tensions by massaging the vaginal wall. ;)

[James]

I can't wait until you all end up with girlfriends who do exactly what I'm preaching about. You'll come crawling back to this thread, and acknowledge me as being right all along.

The point is, you could spare yourself all that. Realize what I'm talking about is the truth, and it's a threat. We need to put these women in their place. Do away with sex toys, and make them settle for real human beings.

Everyone will be a lot better when we're competing with just our own species, and not worrying about being one-upped by the Big Black Dildo.

If you don't wanna listen to me, well, don't say I didn't warn you. But you'll see. You'll ALL see.

[whoreable]

Are you suggesting the downfall of mankind will be due to sex toys?

I never thought of it like that :/

[AChimp]

I am comfortable with the size of my penis. And besides, if I had a girlfriend who used a dildo, I'd help her out with it. I mean, you can only put your cock in one hole at a time.

[Jeanette X]

Yeah, really James, why should it bother you at all?

[CaptainBubba]

WHAT CATOSTROPHIC EVENT LED TO THIS EPIPHANY OF MAGNANIMOUS PROPORTION JAMES OLD BEAN? INQUIRING MINDS WISH TO KNOW. :posh

[mew barios]

for the sake of sanity, i'm just gonna assume this thread is a joke.

[whoreable]

the dildo apocolapse is coming.

[Esuohlim]

What, is Jamesman going to stop believing in sex now? :rolleyes

[Rongi]

Jamesman, you know what. I really hope you never put your penis into a woman. Another you would be fucking unbearable.

And :lol @ milhouse backwards

[Jixby Phillips]

So Jamesman, am I to beleive you wouldn't complain if men had sex-toys that were just as good as women's? We do! You just aren't thinking! All women have are fake dicks, whereas WE have fake pussies, fake assholes, fake mouths, AND we have fake tits! In fact, a lot of the times we don't even have to pay for fake tits, women do! AND they'll even get their chests sliced open and have them put inside her real ones!

[Anonymous]

anyone that thinks jixby's funny because they agree with him have just fallen into his trap :<

i agree with and love you, jixby :<

[Jixby Phillips]

Thanks Chojin you're a pal :picklehat

[Dole]

So James resents women for using sex toys...what a strange world he must live in. Quite a shit one, too.

[Jeanette X]

Seeing as women go through menstruation, pap smears, childbirth, and menopause, I don't think that it's fair that he begrudge us a little battery powered fun.
I'd prefer to walk in on my bf humping a plastic sleeve rather than another girl. The former would amuse me, the latter would drive me into a murderous rage.

[James]

So Jamesman, am I to beleive you wouldn't complain if men had sex-toys that were just as good as women's? We do! You just aren't thinking! All women have are fake dicks, whereas WE have fake pussies, fake assholes, fake mouths, AND we have fake tits!

But our "fake" accessories are eaither really shitty, or somewhat realistic. The dildos for women come with all these various attributes in no way possible to recreate with a human wang. If our fake pussies came with a ball licker built in, or if the insides had something that the inside of a woman's vagina didn't, and it felt better, that'd be a different story.

Not saying it would be right or fair though. Just saying we'd be spoiled cunts too, who couldn't be satisfied with a real human being because our inanimate objects had one-upped them.

It's not about penis size at all, necessarily. It's just about women deciding that no man is adequate enough to stimulate them sexually. And since sex is one of the more important things to a woman, men are disposable becuase our physical makeup doesn't give us the ability to spin our penises around.

I'm just saying women need to cut the shit, and learn to be happy with human beings.

I'd prefer to walk in on my bf humping a plastic sleeve rather than another girl. The former would amuse me, the latter would drive me into a murderous rage.

If a guy cheats on you, it's basically because of the same reason you women are addicted and only satisfied with sex toys: You're not good enough. If that's a problem, you know what to do.

[Dole]

You're off your mash you are. What a bizarre thing to get worked up about. How can you feel so threatened by a dildo?? Maybe if someone was trying to hit you over the head with it it would be understandable.
If a girl likes using a dildo, more power to them. I have never heard of a girl saying 'I am leaving you for this dildo'.

[Daphne]

Women should be having orgasmic seizures that threaten to have them choke to death on their own tongues from real men, and not these tripped-out manufactured genitalia.

YES! We should, but sadly we end up with a lot of men who don't know what the fuck they are doing (coughJamesmancough), who are self-conscious in bed or who come in 2 seconds leaving us unsatisfied, and we need to polish ourselves off.

Declan rocks my socks off in bed and I have MULTIPLE orgasms with him every time we have sex, either from sex or head etc, but he has to go to work sometimes and often there's nothing good on TV so out comes ol' slim shady (it's skinny and white and makes an annoying noise) and by the time Declan's home I'm all worked up for him! He doesn't have a problem with my toys, why the hell should you?

Have YOU ever given a woman earth shattering orgasms? No? Well then leave it alone!

You can pry my vibrator out of my cold dead hand.

[whoreable]

its like that episode of futurama were fry gets the lucy luibot. He wanted to do nothing all day but make out with it. its the same thing you see? If chicks are too busy playin with they dildos they will have no time to bake us pies or do the laundry.

You selfish bitches >:

[James]

Whoreable understands!

[Protoclown]

Jamesman is just sad because he thinks no one will ever love him :(

IT IS OKAY JAMESMAN, YOU WILL FIND SOMEONE TO LOVE AND CUDDLE AND WASH YOUR UNDERWEAR FOR YOU SOMEDAY :tear

[Royal Tenenbaum]

I love how Jamesman thinks that women need to shove some huge thing up their pussies to get off. Actually, women can get off, and do, without any type of penetration what-so-ever.

[Esuohlim]

So size DOESN'T matter?! :eek

This is quite a shock to me. :(

[CaptainBubba]

Well either way, I am SO glad I have a thick black cock (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=11&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=475)just in case size does matter. ;)

[AChimp]

LOL @ Bubba

[jin]

Yeah, girls dont need penetration to get off. I think his is the only time SSA has ever said anything worthwhile or i have agreed with at all.

[KSI]

i cant get off without a toy or sumthin sometimes guys just arrent good enough. size doenst even matter that much its just how good you can do it.

[KSI]

damn james you need to stop hateing girls for stuf we do it is like yopu r a closet gay or sumthin

[James]

Aren't you Fartin Mowler?

I never said girls need penetration to get off. But they get off all super good when they shove the wierd contraptions into their rancid cunts that we'll never be good enough to please.

I'm not hating girls. I'm just telling it like it is.

[KSI]

whos fartin mowler and whats that got to do wiht you hateing girls for using toys

[jin]

I want to punch you in the face.

With a bullet.

From a gun.

:)

[Geggy]

I bought a dildo for my ex once, something of the same size as my penis so that everytime I go away, she can rely on the dildo I gave to her to play with and not have her to cheat on me with another live penis.

me thinks james got pencil sized dick and doesn't know how to use it...or just hasn't use it yet....it's all about rubbing it against her clitoris!

[kellychaos]

I saw a show once where it showed the whole process of how they use plaster casts of a fellas manhood in order to make realistic polyurathane product of his manhood for his ladyfriend.

[James]

I bought a dildo for my ex once

[Cap'n Crunch]

I saw a show once where it showed the whole process of how they use plaster casts of a fellas manhood in order to make realistic polyurathane product of his manhood for his ladyfriend.

I saw something like that too. I think it was on HBO, but they had a lady do the plaster mold too. She was a porn star, and she went to a signing for her to sign her plastic vagina. :(

[UP_SHUT]

Dildos are fun and all, but whoever would pick one over a real man is a dipshit. I'm go with my boyfriend over a dildo anyday. Its just not the same experience...an orgasm with a vibrator is intense, but after a while its just dull. With a guy you can feel it throughout your entire body. Also, whenever you have sex with a real guy, a hormone in our bloodstream is released called oxytocin. The point of it is to make us feel loved, calm and satisfied. (Kinda like an emotional high)

My favorite part of having sex is the fact I get to snuggle and please my partner. It just makes me happy :) I almost look forward to snuggling as much as the sex itself.

Ya just don't get the same feelings with a hunk of plastic, so James, unless you have a vagina shut up. :fu

[Eternal_Champion]

You can't beat the real Mcoy

[The One and Only...]

My only probllem is that girls can have multiple orgasms and guys can't. :(

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Yeah, we can.

[Protoclown]

I love how Jamesman thinks that women need to shove some huge thing up their pussies to get off. Actually, women can get off, and do, without any type of penetration what-so-ever.

Don't mention that or he'll be bitching about how they shouldn't be doing that too :lol

[CaptainBubba]

James doesn't post enough any more. :tear

[Protoclown]

Probably too busy sobbing himself to sleep because there's no such thing as love :tear

[kellychaos]

Probably too busy sobbing himself to sleep because there's no such thing as love :tear

Well ... it's either that or the multiple ass rapes by his mother's boyfriends. :/


Stir the shit pot slowly so it doesn't lump up.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

"James doesn't post enough any more."

HUZZAH! :)

[Schimid]

James is like an angry old man who's pissed about ISOs, dildos and the Photoshop board. :(

[The_voice_of_reason]

You can't beat the real Mcoy

I do. :wank

[Psycho Squid]

It's easy to make fun of Lamesman when he is not around.

[Schimid]

Fun, too. :)

[noob3]

chicks deserve dildos

eliminate the middle man

[Helm]

I am a robot. I can go on all night and if I want I can go without breakfast too. My penis can adjust to any size and width combination desirable. But I have no free will. BUT YOU JAMESMAN YOU ARE FREE EVEN IF YOU HAVE A WEE LITTLE WORN OUT PENIS SO YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL! I'D TAKE FREE WILL OVER A LONG WILL ANY DAY!

[kellychaos]

Does that mean robots can't masturbate? :(

[Esuohlim]

If they so desire getting grease on themselves, they can.

[The Retro Kat]

I don't masturbate. :)

[CastroMotorOil]

men can have multiple orgasms, sjut takes pratcie to be able to have one without ejaculating. I'm too lazy to figure it out, as i do not have a girlfriend that im having sex with at the moment, but there is a ton of shit out there to read to learn how. Also there are videos and shit. As to the whole sex toys thing, Most girls I know use them, and almost every one to a T prefers a real person there, hell even the lesbian wants a girl there using the toy. Toys are fun but can't beat compainonship. As long as the guy can be an aweseom lover, he will win out any day.

[Helm]

Well yes... that last bit seems to be the issue now, doesn't it?

[CastroMotorOil]

I Meant being a lover as in the romantic side of tings, if you can be great in that part, if you lack a little bit in the pure sex part you will make up for it tenfold. If you can do foreplay for like 2 hours, your chick will love you, and the dildo can't match that.

[Ooner]

Dildos don't eat pussy.

End of thread.

[Esuohlim]

But pussy can eat dildos. :hypno

[Hobo Renee]

Why isn't anyone taking offense to James obvious women hating remarks, such as refering to women as cunts? Any real man would never do that, it's fucking dispicable. Almost as dispicable as the other "men" on this board who are refering to women as bitches and holes to fuck. It's disgusting. I find it rediculous that some "man" would be jealous of a woman's ability to get off with a dildo or vibrator (which are not always even made to be inserted). All that a guy has to do is poke his penis a few times to blow a load (unless he's killed all of the nerve endings due to non-stop masturbation). So if you want something to talk about it should be premature ejaculation on James' account, well that would be if he could ever get a girl to even talk to him...

[Dole]

He has always been like that. He is an asshole.

[sadie]

well said, renee. however, i rarely take offense, especially if the would-be offender is obviously trying so damn hard to offend.

[Helm]

CUNT >: :predictable

[Daphne]

:love Renee

I wouldn't get too mad, this is James. He's never kissed a girl and he's really, really boring so I don't see it happening anytime soon. He's like a little kid acting up to get women to pay attention to him, even if it's negative attention it's probably more passion than he'll ever see.

I'd feel bad for him, if he wasn't such a wang.
As for other guys calling women names, you have to wonder when's the last time they saw a 'hole'. It was probably when they slopped out of their mother's.

[Hobo Renee]

Groupie Love up in da club!-50 cent

Okay, I just wanted to make sure that everyone realized to what extent James"man" was being an asshole. But yeah, I wasn't mad enough to write my congressman or something...

[James]

Hahahaha. SOMEONE put their tampon in the wrong hole, didn't they? :lol

I think it's funny how this went from me talking about how I feel about sex toys, to being about how inadequate I must be. I could have a horsecock in my pants. It still doesn't give it a ribbed texture and vibrate, does it?

And why take offense to the word cunt? I never said YOU were, or all women for that matter. Sure, it's a hateful word (and rightfully deserving to be used at times), but to gasp in horror at the utter sight of four little letters is pathetic at best. But maybe this is just one of those "nigga" things. Meaning, you're allowed to call one another a cunt, but unless I'm a woman, I get lynched for it and called a woman-hating small-dicked little boy.

And if you don't wanna be known as a bitch or whatever, do something about it. I'm sure nobody here is generalizing a whole gender in the negative, but nobody's stupid enough to do so in the positive either. Respect has to be earned, after all.

Oh, and the fact that none of this was to be taken all that seriously to begin with. Can't forget that part. :rolleyes

[Protoclown]

why don't you go fuck a dildo, you crybaby pantiwaste

[Anonymous]

Actually, I agree with Jamesman on the sensitivity issue and also concur that Renee is an uppity hobag.

[James]

why don't you go fuck a dildo, you crybaby pantiwaste

Because I don't wanna be spoiled and become unsatisfied by a real man fucking me in the ass. Haven't you read ANYTHING? :lol

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Actually, I agree with Jamesman on the sensitivity issue and also concur that Renee is an uppity hobag.


:lol

[Protoclown]

There's no man or woman on this earth that would have a complete fuckup like you.

[Jeanette X]

Hello boys and girls! Todays word is "misogynist".
Can you say "misogynist"?
Sure you can!

[Protoclown]

Jamesman's pussy just hurts because he was boo-hoo rejected. So now he has to pretend he doesn't have a heart and doesn't believe in love so he won't be wah-cry hurt again. Anyone with half an eye can read his sorry little ass like a coloring book.

[Ninjavenom]

WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG
WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG
WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG
WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

YOU DIDN'T GET ME A BEER
YOU WERE ONE MINUTE LATE WITH DINNER
YOU BOUGHT THE WRONG KIND OF BEER
YOU WANTED A CAREER

YOU FORGOT TO CASH MY UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK
YOU'RE HAVING YOUR PERIOD
YOU WANT TO VISIT YOUR MOTHER
YOU WANT TO HAVE ANOTHER KID

WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG
WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG
WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG
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[whoreable]

I guess anal cunt really does provide the solution to every problem!

[Anonymous]

i think it's funny that no-one hates me for agreeing with him :>

[James]

Jamesman's pussy just hurts because he was boo-hoo rejected. So now he has to pretend he doesn't have a heart and doesn't believe in love so he won't be wah-cry hurt again. Anyone with half an eye can read his sorry little ass like a coloring book.

The funny this is, you're wrong. I don't think I've really made anything secret. If I had a problem or was recently rejected, I wouldn't make an irrelevant thread with the intention of it being 100% serious.

In other words, I SHOULD be pretty easy to read, because I tend not to hide anything. And somehow, you still managed to fail.

[James]

Damn board fucked up. ;(

[James]

i think it's funny that no-one hates me for agreeing with him :>

That's because none of their standard "insults" apply to you.

[Anonymous]

so you do have a tiny weenster?

[James]

I just meant that everyone knows you're hung like an elephant.

Me, nobody knows what I have in my pants. Aside from a couple cookies.

[Protoclown]

In other words, I SHOULD be pretty easy to read, because I tend not to hide anything. And somehow, you still managed to fail.

Read this: You're a loser.

[Anonymous]

what are you, an action hero?

[sadie]

i'd never hate anyone for agreeing with anyone else, even if that anyone is a whiny-arsed, attention-starved fool.

[Dole]

Refuge of the enfeebled: 'HA! It wa all a joke! and you fell for it! HAHA!'.

[Perndog]

Heheheh...James can't own up to the things he says, so he puts a disclaimer in his sig block and repeatedly reminds everyone that he's joking instead of sticking to his guns...that way, when he shamefully admits that he's hung like an infant he can just say he wasn't being 100% serious.

I somehow feel bad for just jumping in on the conversation, but this just needed to be pointed out, and I didn't see anyone doing it.:pirate

[James]

I somehow feel bad for just jumping in on the conversation, but this just needed to be pointed out, and I didn't see anyone doing it.:pirate

Yeah, that whole "reading what other people say," thing must be really hard for you.

Why do you have a picture of a drag queen for your user pic?

[Anonymous]

This must be the bad guy! I'll attack him and be loved!

[Perndog]

:lol I read the whole thread, freak, I was talking about posting for the first time after there were already pages and pages of arguing.

And I have that picture for an avatar because that's me. I am the drag queen. Proud of it, too. :moon

[Protoclown]

But dude...that pic makes me uncomfortable. I mean it's so "in your FACE!"

You mind backin' off a little? Sheez...

[Perndog]

I suppose I could consider changing it...how's this one?
http://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/scaryme.jpg

[Protoclown]

Ahhh yes, that's much better. Not nearly so psychotic and threatening.

[wreckreation]

LETS HAVE SEX

[wreckreation]

CUNTS :eek :eek

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[Sacks]

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[Chojin]

i didn't delete the spam outright because i wanted everyone to see jamesman's legacy.

[MarioRPG]

What a thread to revive on April Fools.

[Sacks]

This thread made me search for the cover of Redemption Song I recorded for the FREE JIXBY thread.:tear

[Evil Robot II]

What if Karlises is James? This does sound like something he would write.

[kahljorn]

i think its funny the gay bot posted after wreck :lol