What are you DRINKING right now :eek?

[Rongi]

Snapple Lemon Iced Tead

[Cap'n Crunch]

SPIT.

[executioneer]

Jolt RedLine :eek :hyperactive

-willie

[The Retro Kat]

The ol lemon lime standard, Sprite.

[DecapitatedHate]

Water. :(

[executioneer]

Sylvan Ridge Oregon 2002 Early Muscat :D

-willie

[Esuohlim]

180 Energy Drink. Slightly better than KMX and Adrenaline Rush, but worse than Venom, Red Bull, and AMP.

Energy drinks put me to sleep. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

Cafine puts me to sleep. :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

MORE SPIT.

[Ooner]

Cream Soda!!!!!

It's candy juice.

[Esuohlim]

Chocolate milk. :(

I want cream soda. IBC, not the Faygo or A&W crap. >:

[Big Papa Goat]

Sweet sweet Vannila Coke.

[The Retro Kat]

Muthafuckin Diet Coke (caffeine free).

[Abe Slank]

Cheerwine :)

[Ooner]

A&W is good, dammit.

I've never had IBC. :/

[pissed off salesman]

the blood of infants.

[executioneer]

OMG YOUR REALLY SICK PSISED OF SALESMAN, I HOPE YOU DIE U FREAK >:>:>:

-willie

[Cap'n Crunch]

milk :(

[Sam]

Lipton Brisk Lemon Iced Tea.

:)

[DecapitatedHate]

Dr. Pepper :(

[whoreable]

MOUNTAIN LIGHTNING

[crash0814]

Dew.

[The Retro Kat]

Some more diet coke.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Coke. I drink alot. :/

[Esuohlim]

CHOCOLATE MILK :eek

Again! :tough

[Rongi]

Strawberry-Kiwi Snapple :orgasm

[DecapitatedHate]

Water

[agroskaterik]

Kiwi-Strawberry Snapple

[Unholy Carwash]

Water :blah

[ScruU2wice]

that was a quite a waste of your first post...

[Cap'n Crunch]

You are quite of a waste of 197 posts...

[ScruU2wice]

you say that so many times its lost all meaning >:

[DecapitatedHate]

sprite

[Esuohlim]

Carwashes don't drink water. They make it. >:

Crazy foo.

[mischief]

iced tea

[Perndog]

Crown Royal. :yum

[The Retro Kat]

I don't like how you're trying to make yourself look like a badass by posting that you are currently drinking alcohol. And don't deny that fact, either, because we all know its true. >:

[Perndog]

I said once that I'm an attention whore. But yes, I was drinking Crown Royal when I posted, and no, drinking alcohol doesn't make you sound like a badass unless you're 15 years old and talking to your junior-high buddies. Piss off, Kat.

[DecapitatedHate]

Water

[Cap'n Crunch]

Nothing. :( I'm thirsty.

[ScruU2wice]

I said once that I'm an attention whore. But yes, I was drinking Crown Royal when I posted, and no, drinking alcohol doesn't make you sound like a badass unless you're 15 years old and talking to your junior-high buddies. Piss off, Kat.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=5224

u really went outta your way to tell us that you restocked your liqour cabinet :/

[Perndog]

Dr. Pepper

I thought it was funny that my roommate got his parents to pay for it, that's all. If I were all about being a jackass and showing off, I would have started talking about it a month ago when I signed up instead of waiting until I had a story.

[Esuohlim]

I'M DRINKING PURE BLOODY MARY MIX. AM I COOL OR WHAT? :picklehat

[imported_Wicked Steve]

Coca-cola.

Wouldn't bloody mary mix taste kinda nasty?

[DecapitatedHate]

Water

[The Retro Kat]

Strawberry Daqueri(sp?).


Take that Perndog, who's the badass now?

[Perndog]

Still Dr. Pepper here.

1. If you can't spell it, don't drink it.
2. If I actually thought it mattered, whiskey is harder than a daiquiri anyway.
3. But it doesn't matter, because drinking is just something fun to do and not something rebellious or badass, something you obviously don't believe I understand. I talk about drinking like I talk about music or video games. Apparently, this is a problem for some people. Now quit being a domeless wonderboy and say something worthwhile instead of antagonizing me.

[DecapitatedHate]

Water

[mischief]

you must tinkle an awful lot decapitatedhate

[executioneer]

he also likes keeping people up-to-date on what he's doing RIGHT NOW :eek

-willie

[Cap'n Crunch]

Chocolate Milk.

[The Retro Kat]

Bong Water.

Take that, Perndog.

[Perndog]

Everclear mixed with heroin, LSD, and cocaine. :fu

[ScruU2wice]

if that were true youd be too fucked up to type :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

DANIMAL'S DRINKABLE YOGURT

if that were to youd be too fucked up to type :rolleyes

yeah ik now you what mealn dued

[ScruU2wice]

:lol

[DecapitatedHate]

Water

[The Retro Kat]

Everclear mixed with heroin, LSD, and cocaine. :fu


Thats it, pussy.


More bong water...with weed, painkillers, LSD, purple haze, rock, heroin, a bulk bottle of advil, exlax, and cat piss.


Ha, take that, Perndog.

[Perndog]

Bong water...with weed? A little redundant?

Anyway, I finished the everclear and now I started on Drano with extasy, assorted barbiturates, wormwood (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=5248&start=0), Jagermeister, human blood, powdered rhinoceros horn, four different flavors of Snapple, and chasing it with BEER. Because you're not a badass if you don't drink beer. Punk.

[The Retro Kat]

Ex-Lax and cat piss. That's all im saying.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Water. :(

[Perndog]

Still more Dr. Pepper. Can't get enough.

I stand by the beer. But I'm willing to offer a draw. What do you think.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I think you are a complete faggot.

[Carnivore]

A highly experimental serum designed to endow me with superhuman strength and agility.

Or at least that's what the guy who sold it to me for $500 told me....

[The Retro Kat]

Anyway, I finished the everclear and now I started on Drano with extasy, assorted barbiturates, wormwood (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=5248&start=0), Jagermeister, human blood, powdered rhinoceros horn, four different flavors of Snapple, and chasing it with BEER. Because you're not a badass if you don't drink beer. Punk.

Is that what's in Dr. Pepper nowadays?

[Professor Cool]

7-Up Yours >:

[Perndog]

Drinking sierra mist now. No, not the soda, actual mist condensed on top of a mountain. Duh.

Shut up, Cap'n. Bitch. >:

I'm not sure what's in Dr. Pepper. The only important ingredients are sugar and caffeine, since I don't drink coffee. Let me know how that cat piss goes for you.

[The Retro Kat]

I'll send you my vomit...then you'll be a true warrior badass.

Cap'n Bitch, oh, how clever.

And I'm drinking a bottle of the stuff you use to blow bubbles.

[ScruU2wice]

you guys are going to :faint unless you find the antitode to like 50 poisons

[Perndog]

I'm drinking 1% Milk. Because I couldn't decide between (EDIT)skim and 2%.

I'm gonna die anyway. Better from a massive drug overdose than from the AIDS that Kat gave me. :puke

[Schimid]

I'm drinking 1% Milk. Because I couldn't decide between skin and 2%.

MILK IS PEEEEEEOPLLLLLLEEE!!!!!!!

[Perndog]

I bought a case of Vanilla Pepsi today because it's new. It sucks. Damn it. >:

[Dole]

Pint glass with half tropicana multi vitamin and half fizzy mineral water. MOST REFRESHING DRINK ON EARTH.

[Sam]

dnL :(

[ScruU2wice]

coke

hows dnL i wanted to try it but i was too thirsty to take the risk?

[OperationScuzBucket]

orange soda...can't get enough of it :yum

[Esuohlim]

Astringent >:

[Rongi]

Still more Dr. Pepper. Can't get enough.

Did you know that Dr. Pepper kills sperm?

Oh wait, you know what, keep drinking. I'd hate to see another you on this planet.

[imported_Wicked Steve]

Hey look, it's Rongi, back to add nothing to the conversation again! :rave

Yeah, and yellow 5 shrinks your dick too, so keep drinking that Mt. Dew. :lol2

[Perndog]

I ran out of Dr. Pepper, now I'm drinking Sprite.

Hey Rongi. (edit) Die. You're not allowed to insult me. You're boring and completely full of shit. :fu At least Kat is interesting and creative enough to deserve my respect. Even if he's not cool enough to drink beer.

[Rongi]

Go away?

It's my thread, dummy :P

[Esuohlim]

Yeah, and yellow 5 shrinks your dick too, so keep drinking that Mt. Dew.

I don't know who came up with that load of shit, but it's wrong.

http://www.snopes.com/toxins/yellow.htm

[imported_Wicked Steve]

That's why it goes so well with the "Dr. Pepper kills sperm" comment. Duh. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

SURE >:

[Rongi]

Telling me to die over a trivial internet fight is even lamer :domosleep

And milhouse has the sexiest avatar EVER

[Esuohlim]

Sexier than...

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/archive/goingplaces1/graphic/r-wildwest.jpg

:faint

[Rongi]

T-thats not an avatar :(



....until now! >:

[Perndog]

I use die, fuck off, and shut up interchangeably. I'd think harder if I wanted to be serious.

[Everything Sucks]

Tap Water :rock

[Sam]

dnL :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

water.

[samgambo]

Water. <3

[agroskaterik]

Dr. Skipper


(one of those rip-offs of Dr. Pepper)


..i wonder if my sperm are doing okay.. :/

[ScruU2wice]

i saw that can, you bastard you didnt offer me any >:

[Schimid]

How many rip-off's of Dr. Pepper are there? Seriously.

[Perndog]

Mr. Pibb, Dr. Shasta...I think IGA made a Dr. Pepper ripoff too.

Pibb is the best, though. Maybe even better than real Dr. Pepper. Can't decide. :confused

[The Retro Kat]

Shasta is more like Shiteza(sp germans?).

[McClain]

Sierra Nevada in one hand and a Corona w/ lime in the other. Wicked pissah, beotch!

[Schimid]

FANTA SHOKATA!

[Cap'n Crunch]

Mr. Pibb

Mr. Pibb is what dumbasses from New Jersey drink.

I am drinking iced tea.

[Mike]

Gatorade. Because now I am a hard-core athlete and I have bright green sweat!

[Blue]

A milk coffee. No beer :(

[Professor Cool]

Root Beer Float, cant be drunk now :(

[imported_MIFFLES]

WIFFLES' BLOOD. :)

[ScruU2wice]

i knew you were gonna say that :(

[Ninjavenom]

Safeway Select cola, mother fuckers. >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

Hawaiian PUNCH.

[Perndog]

Sprite. With BEER.

[Everything Sucks]

Orange Cordial. Woohoo!

[Cap'n Crunch]

More Hawaiian Punch. :(

[ScruU2wice]

ginger ale and oj, suppose to taste like some alchoholic bevrage...

[Perndog]

Red Kool-aid.

[Schimid]

Pepsi.

[Sam]

dnL :(

[Schimid]

Ugh. I just had that stuff rise in my throat. I don't know what it is, but it's like liquid barf and it only goes up to your throat.

What is that? I fucking hate it. :(

[Rongi]

Bile

[Esuohlim]

Root Beer.

My secksie avatar isn't working. :(

[Esuohlim]

Dr. Pepper :/

And I found a new host. One that can handle the pure secks of Al Roker. :(

[Schimid]

Bile

That's what I thought it was, but I was afraid of people going "OMG, THAT'S NOT BILE YOU FUCKING IDIOT" :(

[Sethomas]

Oliver Winery Soft Red Wine.

[Big Papa Goat]

Diluted Pineapple-Orange juice blend.

[Gåte]

Cheap Orange Juice

[imported_Wicked Steve]

Mt. Dew LiveWire.

[Blue]

Carlton Midstrength Beer.

[Blue]

I just spent $4 on 1 stubbie of stella artois beer and it is fucking green. Everytime i burp i get a feral taste. Damn Belgium terds. I havent had 1 green aussie beer yet.

[agroskaterik]

cherry coke :moon

[ScruU2wice]

stale pepsi :(

[Blue]

Pepsi Max

[Sam]

dnL :(

[agroskaterik]

Lemonade, made with real lemons, 3% lemon juice, 150 Calories, Shake well before enjoying.

[ItalianStereotype]

MountainDew: Livewire

[Perndog]

Minneapolis tap water.

[Cap'n Crunch]

dnL. It tastes like the exact same fucking thing as 7up. >:

[Schimid]

NO WAY, MAN. NO WAY.

Coke.

[Blue]

Milk Coffee

[Perndog]

Mountain Dew...I haven't had it for months and months and I decided to give it another shot and see if I could remember why we drank so much of it in high school...

I can't figure out why. Ick. :(

[Esuohlim]

NOTHING >:

[Perndog]

DEAR ESUOHLIM: GOOD ONE ESUOHLIM >:

Shasta Cream Soda.

[Esuohlim]

YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I GOT THE RIGHT ANSWER >:

OMG POWNED >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

Minute Maid.

[Rongi]

Orange Gatorade

[NIGhtMAre]

normal milk expired yestardy. I have a 3 day rule.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Stop trying to be funny, you don't work.

dnL. :(

[Sam]

dnL. :(

[Pub Lover]

Speight's Three Star Gold Medal Ale!

& WTF is 'dnL'?

[Cap'n Crunch]

dnL is made by the people who make 7up, if you have it there in NZ. It's pretty much the same thing, but with more syrup, caffine, and it's green.

[Esuohlim]

Countrytime Lemonade with Cranberry Juice.

FUCKING AWFUL >:

[Big Papa Goat]

does dnL stand for anything?

[Perndog]

It's 7up upside down.

[Rongi]

dnL is made by the people who make 7up, if you have it there in NZ. It's pretty much the same thing, but with more syrup, caffine, and it's green.

So, it's mountain dew?

[Cap'n Crunch]

Yea, pretty much, except it's green. Mountain Dew is piss yellow.

[imported_MIFFLES]

MY OWN PEE MIXED WITH MIFFLES' BLOOD.

[EIFFLES]

DO NOT DRINK ZEE BLOOD OF COUZIN WIFFLES, COUSIN MIFFLES. ITZ ARTIFICAL SWEETNESS VEEL SURELY POISON YOU. >.<

I AM DRINKING ZEE LIQUID CROSSIANT. :)

[BaronVonBoner]

Chocolate milk.

Hersheys green chocolate syrup turns your shit green. I swear.

[Sam]

dnL :(

[slavemason]

Pabst Blue Ribbon!

[Cap'n Crunch]

Coke.

[Sam]

TRAITOR! :die


dnL :(

[Perndog]

Squirt! :lol :wank

[The Retro Kat]

APPLESAUCE!

[Blue]

Pepsi Max. I had coke this morning and it reminded me of how crap it tastes :puke

[agroskaterik]

Flat coca-cola.

[Professor Cool]

dnL!

[BaronVonBoner]

Orange soda.

[Esuohlim]

I've never had dnL before, but now I suddenly can't live without it. :(

[The Retro Kat]

APPLESAUCE!

[Perndog]

Shasta Cream Soda.

[Sam]

dnL :(

[Big Papa Goat]

2L bottle of Pepsi Vanilla. Fuck dnL whatever it is.

[Cap'n Crunch]

dnL. :(

For those of you who don't know, Sam had 20 2-liter bottles of dnL in his fridge, but I think there are only 10 now.

[Sam]

There are only 8 left now.

And still drinking dnL :(