View Full Version : I enjoy picking my nose.
Abe Slank
Jul 16th, 2003, 08:52 PM
It's true. I do. Sometimes when I'm all booger-free, I wish I could somehow lodge those gummy gems back into my nose. I'm not picky as to what finger I use. Each booger has a special need. When all else fails, I use the thumb.
I've given up eating them since the salt is bad for my high blood pressure.
Schimid
Jul 16th, 2003, 09:02 PM
OMG YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT, YOU KOOK! :lol
Cap'n Crunch
Jul 16th, 2003, 09:08 PM
This thread sucks.
:bestthread
Esuohlim
Jul 16th, 2003, 09:11 PM
And who do you think makes it that way, Crunch?
Jixby Phillips
Jul 16th, 2003, 09:24 PM
INTERNAZI WE FOUND YOUR LITTLE BROTHER, PLEASE COME TO THE SALES DESK TO TAKE HIM HOME :lol
MrAdventure
Jul 16th, 2003, 09:41 PM
HEY YA DICK-NOSE :lol
Krythor
Jul 17th, 2003, 11:43 AM
EWWW!
Abe Slank
Jul 19th, 2003, 02:02 AM
You're all a bunch of hanky toting bells.
I suppose you pull over to Arby's or Waffle House whenever you've got a crusty.
Or you'd have me believe that you'd get off the sofa for a lil' maggot.
Megger Please?!
Esuohlim
Jul 19th, 2003, 02:35 AM
Uhhh...OK Abe...that's a LITTLE TOO MUCH INFORMATION. :x :x
Radu The Handsome
Jul 24th, 2003, 08:09 PM
You know when you dislodge the bountiful boogers from your nose by snorting... with the opposing nostril pinched off by a finger or thumb... does that have a name?
Like when you have no hankie around, or you don't want to mess up the sleeves on your new shirt and you 'blow' your nose onto the ground? You know what I'm talking about?
I'm sure there's a name for that activity, but for some Christ-fucking reason I can't remember what it is... Can anyone help me out?
Radu The Handsome
The Bucharest Turks
KILLADEUCE
Jul 24th, 2003, 09:02 PM
I've got a little poll i'm running by myself on my long commute to work, where i tally up people picking there nose while driving...
The numbers are staggering!
Nothing better than honking twice as ya pass and wave...
So if someone honks twice and waves at you -LOOK OUT- you have just become another statistic!
The Retro Kat
Jul 24th, 2003, 09:51 PM
Snot Rocket, Radu. You ass. I hate you.
Perndog
Jul 24th, 2003, 10:20 PM
Way to offer a warm welcome, Kat. At least you're doing a good job making sure no one has illusions about you. :rolleyes
EDIT: I take back the above remark after reading Radu's "no smilies" post. But you're still a dork, Kat. :lol
The Retro Kat
Jul 24th, 2003, 10:31 PM
You're a spazwad. :lol
Mike
Jul 24th, 2003, 10:51 PM
http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/peeing.gifhttp://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/face.jpg
:)
Schimid
Jul 24th, 2003, 11:02 PM
If you did that with MY avatar, it'd look funnier. :picklehat
Please bury this topic. :(
Perndog
Jul 24th, 2003, 11:08 PM
:lol @ Mike
wreckreation
Jul 25th, 2003, 01:03 AM
http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/peeing.gifhttp://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/face.jpg
:)
:lol
kellychaos
Jul 25th, 2003, 12:00 PM
My cat has a nose Fokker! You want pick it's nose too. >:
feelgood
Jul 25th, 2003, 12:06 PM
Cleanliness iz Godliness! :)
Abe Slank
Jul 25th, 2003, 02:36 PM
I find that my digits are much too large to service a cat. However my cat likes it when I poke my pinky-tip down his ear and wiggle it about.
I forgot, I do pick my cats eye boogers. They're quite crusty where the dogs eye boogers are the gummy gooey type. :/
Perndog
Jul 25th, 2003, 06:37 PM
Mike's peeing on himself..heheh.... :lol
Mike
Jul 26th, 2003, 11:52 AM
well you know, when you get to be around my age the plumbing just isn't the same..
:lol
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