Don't you love it when the board breaks?

[Mockery]

Sure is a good thing I have some tools installed that allowed me to fix it. Thanks go out to phadeguy for his good advice on it and of course chojin for introducing me him back in january. ;)

[Professor Cool]

We should all tell our stories of what adventures we had while the board was down.

I took a voyage to a furniature store. And bought a gray couch for only $65.99 :love

[Esuohlim]

I found the rest of the Internet to be rather boring and uneventful.

[Anonymous]

Yeah. Ditto.

[AChimp]

I looked at porn. :(

[Rongi]

I went to a cheap county carnival and won stuff :/

[Mike]

I invented a cocktail

The I-Mockery:

some oz. of vodka
a dash of pickle juice
a little 7-up
the powdery smashed remains of 2 green apple jolly ranchers over the top

[Anonymous]

if only you could invent the 'going away'

[CaptainBubba]

Yunno there was a time when I would've actually posted what I did while the site was down but instead I'm just gonna post a list of people I'd like ta bang:

1. Mike
2. Mikes mom (huhuhuh)
3. That Woman with the gross lips from the "Ultimate Chopper" infomercial, just so I could punch her in the face when she wasn't expecting it.
4. The fat guy from the same infomercial for simmilar but enirely different reasons.

[ItalianStereotype]

I sunk into a state of "forum withdrawal" and carved everyones name onto my body before ultimately passing out from a jug of prison-style toilet wine.

[Rongi]

Where did you carve my name ;)?




:(

[The_voice_of_reason]

I talked to real people...AND THEY SUCKED.




Not that I think you are all not real people :)

[Cap'n Crunch]

I tried to draw Rocko on the computer:

http://www.vi2.com/getFile/215897.png

I might make an animated cartoon with it. I'm can't do any of their voices. :(

[Esuohlim]

I can. >:

[Mike]

What the hell? That's a good cocktail.

[Schimid]

I can do Filbert. And Really Really Big Man, kinda.

[SLjimbo]

Saw T3 in theaters and......*sigh* that's it. :/

[CastroMotorOil]

I earned every degree on that at home degree program, learned to speak swahili, and found true happiness.


I ate some venison and worked :(

[Abe Slank]

I was reduced to reading a book :|

[Ninjavenom]

I saw that movie about the Spinal Taps and the one where Jason takes Manhattan. 'Twas a good night.

[Geggy]

I started volunteering at the old people's home down the street from where I live and met a girl that works there. I'm in love with a girl who loves cows. :love :love :love

[ItalianStereotype]

on the off chance that your feelings for her are actually reciprocated, why don't you go devote your full attention to stalking this girl and stop cluttering the boards with your inane bullshit.

[Dole]

I had to dress up as a copper. No shit...pics to follow.

[Poxpower]

You know, my comp fucked up and I couldn't access the net, and when I finally get back on my feet and go to check the board out...

why??

I just watched Beat the geeks

[Krythor]

I watched Evil Dead, Night Of The Living Dead and... *sigh* Big Brother.

[Skulhedface]

I got paid and bought the Nightmare on Elm Street DVD box set.

If only I didn't have to go to work in like an hour, I'd have my whole day set right there.

[Protoclown]

Dole, those pics had BETTER follow! >:

[The Retro Kat]

I got a pogo stick and got way too fucked up on a gravity bong.

[Jeanette X]

I had a dream where I was watching a nature show and it said that they had found a few sea minks left in the wild so they weren't really extinct after all. I was overjoyed.
Then I woke up and realized it was all a dream and that sea minks were still extinct.
http://www.angelfire.com/mt2/canadianmustelids/seamink.jpg
Sea Mink (Mustela macrodon)
Still all dead. :tear

[ScruU2wice]

i had to rescue the princess from the evil lord akbar of the 8th planet. on my quest to find the palace i had my arm cut off, but it grew back. i finally realized the ultimate eye power beam in time to defeat the akbar, only to realize he had jus morphed into his final form. finally i figured out his only weakness wad the diamond on his head, which i shattered. i grabbed the princess and escaped the impending explosion by swinging vine to vine untill i reached the holy land.

[Krythor]

How zany.

[Jeanette X]

I took a slew of internet quizzes.

[sadie]

i kicked arse in yahoo pool and worked on a band poster and mailing list form. and my band had a gig last night, and we ended up at this farm house in the middle of nowhere wasted as fuck.

[Helm]

I drew this

http://www.sylpher.com/helm/pancake.gif

Her name is Pancake. It's for a friend.

[ScruU2wice]

she reminds me of that princess i had to rescue from akbar, only without a tiarra or lightning power staff... yeah, that break was too long

[sadie]

helm. :love beautiful.

[Helm]

Pancake says thank you :(

[Rongi]

Her eyes are mighty purty :o

[soundtest]

whoa nice :love

[Helm]

:love :love :love :love There's so much :love love :love in this thread :love :love :love :love

[Anonymous]

it looks like her face is streched in the area above the nostrils and below the eyes :<

but good job :>

[sadie]

you got a problem with fat noses? :P

[kellychaos]

I think somebody needs a fat nose! :buster

[Helm]

Thanks for the critique I didn't ask for, Chojin!

[Mockery]

Thanks for the Chojin I didn't ask for, Mom!

[Helm]

:lol

[Jixby Phillips]

Thanks for the critique I didn't ask for, Chojin!

Did you ask for the praise you big baby

Go be a baby somwhere, baby

[Jeanette X]

Thanks for the critique I didn't ask for, Chojin!
What kind of artist doesn't want constructive criticism?

[Mockery]

What kind of artist doesn't want constructive criticism?

A communist, a damned dirty ape, and a cooky kid! :o

[Anonymous]

helm is just joking, jean. him and i go way back

-to the back-seat of the volkswagon :<

[Mockery]

More board downtime! :rave

[mburbank]

More BORED down time, don't you mean!

I know I was.


I had to work.

It was awful.

[Pantaliamon]

I went to other forums. They were mean to me there. They fed me pins. Pins for pricking. :(

[Esuohlim]

In all seriousness, I can honestly say that the rest of the Internet is most boring shit ever. :(

I downloaded Metroid and played some of it. :/

[Pantaliamon]

I'd give you a link to the other forum I visit, but it's currently being upgraded to the next versiuon of php-NUKE.

php-NUKE is simultaneously the best thing ever and also frickin' annoying. >:

[Rev. Danno]

I made a XXX rated action figure for the contest... Worked... Watched Resident Evil, & played FFIX. Also played RPGs

[Cap'n Crunch]

I rented Brute Force. It sucks.

[Anti-Xocial]

It was a very sad board-day, not even work for me!! So, I went into sinful isolation with Lara Croft who was hanging off the edge of the cliff by the hairs of her titty-tit-tits

[sadie]

this reminds me of why i wouldn't wanna live in a perfect world. i take so much for granted. thanks, mock, for making it work the great majority of the time. :)

[Mockery]

No problem, though I gotta say, having the software fuckup twice in the past week is definitely pissing me off. I shouldn't have to waste my time dealing with this stuff... :/

[Jixby Phillips]

THIS THREAD SUCKS

[Gåte]

Helm, great picture!

I played WC3 :/