Worst game ever?

[Grande]

Besides the abysmal E.T. game that is now taking up space in a desert landfill, whadda ya think is the worst game ever? Was it overhyped? buggy? just awful? Old or new, lets hear em folks.

[Rongi]

Strider 2 >:

[Les Waste]

Superman 64

[Duncecap]

yeah, superman 64.

[Esuohlim]

Wayne's World >:

[Pantaliamon]

There was an awful N64 game called "Chameleon Twist" which was worse than Superman 64. Go rent it, you'll agree with me.

[Rongi]

Chameleon Twist ruled you fucking cunt >:

[Pantaliamon]

What about it ruled? I played through the entire game and found the most memorable thing to be that the end boss looked like a hostess cupcake tank.

[ScruU2wice]

any james bond game for playstation and 2 extreme

[Gåte]

Universial Soldier

[Rongi]

HOW ABOUT THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME >:

[Pantaliamon]

Rongi, how about you grow up and realize there is this thing called an "opinion". you can't change my opinion, so don't waste your time and energy trying. Now go make a useful post that someone might want to read. Thank you and please drive though. :)

[ScruU2wice]

rongi readily criticizes other peoples opinions, but wen his opinion is in the crosshairs he lashes out with the fury of hell...

[Esuohlim]

I think I speak for everyone on the message board when I say that nobody likes you, ScruU2wice.

[Pantaliamon]

His signature makes no sense. :/

[Esuohlim]

It's a Family Guy quote with "cream" misspelled.

[Pantaliamon]

Oh. I suppose it can be... something... then. It's still dumb. O_o

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[The_voice_of_reason]

>: >: Dark Cloud >: >:

[Pantaliamon]

greetings

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That was random.

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...or was it?

[Zero Signal]

I liked the ET game...when I was 8.

[Pantaliamon]

...or was it?

That's an interesting question. I'd answer, but I'm too busy being hot and fuzzy.

[ScruU2wice]

I think I speak for everyone on the message board when I say that nobody likes you, ScruU2wice.

thats the only thing that keeps me postin on here

[Cap'n Crunch]

It's a Family Guy quote with "cream" misspelled.

I think it is Simpsons.

Pretty much any 3D Simpsons game sucks, but not the bowling.

[Esuohlim]

ACTUALLY, THE WORST GAME EVER IS THE ONE WHERE SOMEONE REPEATS EVERYTHING YOU SAY. THAT AND THE NAME GAME. >:

[Rongi]

thats the only thing that keeps me postin on here

He's jk, we all luv u

No, I can't change your opinion. Just know that my opinion is that Chameleon twist rules, and you are a fag.

[ScruU2wice]

thanx rongi
it spared me from more hours of crying in the bathroom :(
and i think its funny when u unleash the fury of hell on other people opinions...

[Pantaliamon]

No, I can't change your opinion. Just know that my opinion is that Chameleon twist rules, and you are a fag.

This probably won't change your opinion either, but please don't use fag in a derrogatory sense. It's offensive, you know. >:

[Esuohlim]

We can call Chojin that. It's not derrogatory then.

[Les Waste]

Jesus fucking Christ, Pantaliamon, maybe all the centipedes will fall out of your vagina if you just kind of shake your hips a little bit. >:

Don't get all fucking defensive, you idiot cunt. This is a stupid thing to do.

You: Chameleon Twist sucked >:
Rongi: No it ruled >:
You: No it sucked, what about it ruled? :rolleyes
Rongi: All of it >:
You: DON'T GET ALL OFFENSIVE RONGI, I HAVE MY OWN OPINION AND YOU CAN NEVER CHANGE IT, NO MATTER HOW HARD YOUR INSULT ME AND SLANDER ME, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! ALSO PLEASE DON'T CALL ME GAY BECAUSE I'M CONFUSED ABOUT MY OWN SEXUALITY AND I'M CONFUSED :(

Grow the fuck up. You dumbass. And if you're going to act like such a goddamn moron, you could at least be funny sometimes so there's something about you not to fucking despise.

>:

[Perndog]

(waits for a pause in the fight)

Ok, then. The worst video game ever is Captain Novolin for the Super NES, which was created to teach stupid diabetic kids how to take care of themselves (the smart ones figured it out when the doctor and their parents explained things). Before you can start and between scenes, the head of Satan (disguised as a doctor) appears on screen and asks you a question and the game won't even allow you to try an incorrect answer. Then you, as the great Captain Novolin, get put on a street with the mission to deliver insulin to some dying diabetic. Your enemies are donuts, candy bars, and other assorted sweet things, and you defeat them by...jumping over them. That's it. Walk. Jump. Walk. Jump. This game is horrible. Even garden-variety shitty games can be at least slightly fun at times, but this one is pure shit. From a diabetic demon's ass.

Resume fighting.

[Les Waste]

Go fuck yourself with a steak knife, cunt rag. >:

Hey guys! I heard that when Perndog was born, there was a rancid, disgusting, rotting string of anal beads stuck to his head. His mother said "So THAT'S where those went!", peeled them off, and stuffed them in her pocket for later use.

Fucking Perndog. >:

[Perndog]

I always wondered what this little line of dents in my head was from.

I would retaliate, but 1) I'm saving it for a thread where it's on-topic, and 2) I get bored fighting with uncreative, semi-literate trolls whose repertoire is limited to cunt jokes and jabs at people's sexuality.

Plus, Les Waste is gay and smells like a diseased cunt. :puke

[Cap'n Crunch]

Quit being a cunt ashtray, you whiny little bitch. :rolleyes

[Les Waste]

If I smell like a cunt it's because I'm having sex with them all day. Which is why Perndog smells like a dick.

OOOOOOOH, OMG SO TOTALLY OWNED!!

[Pantaliamon]

We can call Chojin that. It's not derrogatory then.

Oh, well, ok... O_o Eh, whatever. *confused*

[Esuohlim]

CHOJIN IS A FAG. :lol

[Anonymous]

LIKE...OH MY GOD

>: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: :love

[Rongi]

I wish I was a fag :(

[Schimid]

YOU ARE. LOLZ

You set 'em up, I knock 'em down. :picklehat

[Dan]

Strider 2 >:
I loved Strider 2. The worst game ever? River City Ransom.

[The Retro Kat]

Way to have your first post be completely opposite of what the thread says.



I like that.

[crash0814]

:lol Les Waste. Harsh.

[Dan]

Nah I was trying to point out how much I love Strider 2 after Rongi said it was the worst game ever. And how much I hate River City Ransom.

[Drew Katsikas]

Burger Time blew fucking donkey nutsticles ass fart shit mionekirng ding dongs. But seriously, pretty terrible game.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I liked Burgertime. You sucked at it, didn't you? :lol

[timrpgland]

cool, at least we know Dan is a idiot.

[Dan]

cool, at least we know Dan is a idiot. Hmmm how I'm I an idiot! I didn't say anything to you and you insult me for no reason!
PS:DrewKatsikas I think you meant have the most disturbing avatar ever!

[timrpgland]

Simply stating that River City Ransom is the worst game on these forums proves that your opinion of video games is poor. When you diss a classic like that which has brought many of us alot of joy back in the day and even today, it tends to make you look bad. RCR was a awesome, original game that was great especially 2 player. It was fun, the music was good, the enemies/gangs were amusing and the gameplay was great. It mixed alot of good elements into one package. Sure we are all entitled to our opinion but that doesn't mean I can't bash you for it :)

[Dan]

I think that the fact that you like River City Ransom that your opinion of video games is poor. Just because I have a different opinion than you I look bad!? Do you know what bashing someone for there opinion is!? It's called bigotry.

[mew barios]

while i can't imagine why anyone would dislike rcr, i do realize that nothing can appeal to everyone. but.. worst game ever? with all the complete garbage out there? have you even played it? what the hell is wrong with you? :O

[Dan]

Yes I have played it in fact I own the game.

[timrpgland]

Just because I have a different opinion than you I look bad!? Do you know what bashing someone for there opinion is!? It's called bigotry.

Quit whining, this is I-Mockery. I can only imagine what you would do if someone said something that was actually harsh.

[Drew Katsikas]

Yes, Crunch, I did suck at Burger Time :( But how in the fuck could you be good? You run out of goddamn pepper and get cornered by man-eating eggs, what do you do?

[Dan]

Quit whining, this is I-Mockery. I can only imagine what you would do if someone said something that was actually harsh. You did call me an idiot.

[timrpgland]

Yes, I did.

[Rongi]

How could anyone possibly like Strider 2? Someone who has never even played, seen, touched, or heard of a videogame could have beaten that festerting pile of shit.

I'm talking about the one for PS, by the way.

[timrpgland]

Strider 2 was a huge disappointment. The gameplay and music was there but it was missing just about everything else. Mainly length and difficulty

I was so hyped about the game too. :(

You can beat it with your eyes closed... it is truly a sad sight.

[Dan]

How could anyone possibly like Strider 2? Someone who has never even played, seen, touched, or heard of a videogame could have beaten that festerting pile of shit. I'm talking about the one for PS, by the way. Yeah it was easy but I did have fun playing it.

[Dan]

delate

[Perndog]

Captain Novolin is still the shittiest game in history. And bashing people because of their opinions is not bigotry, because they're perfectly welcome to get their heads out of their asses and change their opinions. Bigotry is bashing people because of something they can't change like race or sexual preference. Any stupid faggot ****** knows that.

[Dan]

Bigotry: blind zeal in favour of a creed, party, sect, or opinion.

[timrpgland]

Who the fuck cares??? Drop it already. If you can't handle your opinion getting bashed then you shouldn't come here.

River City Ransom is a great game, you disagree. That's fine. Doesn't mean I'm not going to say you're a moron for not liking one of the best games of its time. We have differing opinions and I'm letting you know I don't like yours. Big fuckin whoop. Sheesh, go cry about it already.

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[timrpgland]

:lol

[Fuzzy]

Somehow, I see Dan getting into a game like "Double Dragon II", without realizing that it is the exact same damn game as river city ransom, minus the cool powerups, and semblance of a plot. Wake up, the title of worst game ever belongs to just about ANY game that followed up, or coincided with a movie release (e.g. spiderman, the hulk, etc. etc.).

And just to piss the anal person off, my all-time favorite game, is Grim Fandango.

[Cap'n Crunch]

ur a fag

PS. DON'T BUMP THREADS :rolleyes

[EverythingWillSuck]

Mario's Time Machine for the NES.