Attention: Honorable Members of the Triad....

[Jeanette X]

...could you use your influence to keep your countrymen from harming the endangered mustelids of China? In return, they offer to keep your residences in China free of vermin, and to bite the face of any rivals who would try to kill you in your sleep.
http://taipei.tzuchi.org.tw/tzquart/2000su/picture/44b.jpg
http://www.rcsd.k12.ms.us/~web08/bhs_main/teachers/WEB_JHOLLIS/sable1.jpg
http://www.zoo.poznan.pl/index/perewiaz.jpg
http://www.badgers.org.uk/badgerpages/pictures/melogale-01a.jpg
The Kolinsky, the sable, the marbled polecat, and the ferret badger all respectfully await your reply. :bow

[Triad-Brother Fu]

Big Brother Fu feels weak and very sorry. Even if you paid protection money for each and every of those animals, I'm afraid there is little we can do about it.

Why you ask? Is it becuase Fu is not man enough? Is is because Fu hates animals too?

Yea mabey Fu not man enuogh, but Fu dosn't hate animals.
It's just Mainland China isn't our Turf. :( Too how do you americans say it??? Too uh... yea.. Sketchy to work in mainland. Communist government excute you for even robbery. How can little brothers possibly operate?

It's tragic that uneducated mainlanders eat all sorts of exotic animals. This barbaric behavior is inherited from back then, because China is mostly hills and mountains. Very hard to keep livestock like cows. China men need their protein, so they resort to eating anything that moves. Becuase of poverty, and cultural revolution from communists. The people are still stupid when they have export beef everywhere, and believes eating exotic meats bring good health. :(

They ate 'Civet Cats' and according to Scientists that's where SARS virus came from. I hate the mainlanders, i have relatives died of SARS.

The brothers will be alert of any wildlife trade that passes thru HK. Wildlife trade is illegal here already so very little of this shit happen here. We'll just hang around and see what happens :(

[crash0814]

Fu isn't man enough, Fu isn't man enough...

[Triad-Brother Choi]

Mr Crash, it becoming very quick the time for you to be quiet, how quiet you going to be?

Quiet as the dead perhaps, maybe?

[Spectre X]

I now love the Triad-Brotehrs :love

sorry about the threats etc. :(

:love

[Jeanette X]

The animals tell me that although it is too bad that you cannot protect them, they are glad to hear that at least you will be alert to the wildlife trade. They thank you for your help and will offer small unendangered rodents to the buddah on your behalf. :bow

[LegoLars]

buddists doesn't kill animals jeanette. >:

[Jeanette X]

buddists doesn't kill animals jeanette. >:
The animals tell me that they will each offer a small lock of their fur instead.

[pjalne]

I wish I could talk with animals, cause then I could score with chicks all the time. And then, in the final basketball game that would make or break my honor, I could summon lots of birds to shit on my slick and handsome rival and the whole school would laugh. And then the diva girl would want me, but I would realize she was a bitch and go for the girl with the glasses instead. And then there would be stills of me and all the other people involved with info on how we did in life with Oingo Boingo music playing.

I wish I could talk to animals.

[Jeanette X]

Its not as interesting as you'd think it would be. Most animals only talk about food and their young. This is what a typical conversation with a crow is like:
Me: "Hello crow. Whats new?"
Crow: "Dog die in woods today. Much eating for crows. I get to dog first, eat eyes."
Me: "Ugh...I mean, thats nice..."
Crow: "I returning to nest. There I puke into babies mouths. Babies grow strong."
Me: "Well...thats good to hear..."

Birds aren't too bright. Trying to get them to shit on a particular person is hard. Odds are they will get confused and shit on you instead. :(

[Mike]

Mr Crash, it becoming very quick the time for you to be quiet, how quiet you going to be?

Brother Choi rocks your house, BIZOTCH! :rock

[pjalne]

Birds aren't too bright. Trying to get them to shit on a particular person is hard. Odds are they will get confused and shit on you instead. :(

Yeah, but I'm sure you could instruct a dolphin to appear at a decided moment and throw a necklace or something into someone's lap. Or get a dog to act depressed at the corner of a block and wait for you to 'cheer it up'. And then everyone's hearts would be mine. :rock

[crash0814]

Mr Crash, it becoming very quick the time for you to be quiet, how quiet you going to be?

Quiet as the dead perhaps, maybe?

Now what do you mean by that?

[Triad-Brother Fu]

It means that you must, at all times. Softely softely catch a monkey.

No more chit chat, do you wanna wake up one morning and discover that's blood you're pissing?

[crash0814]

No I don't, why do you ask?

[Esuohlim]

Way to put him in his place. :rolleyes