The Hobo Song

[ItalianStereotype]

The Hobo Song

I likes to stab people and I stab 'em right
I stabs all day and I stabs all night
I stabs folk a knife and take away their life
'cause I'm really a stabbin' hobo

well, Cap'n Crunch won't ever see his home
'cause I'm gonna kill him now and clean and eat his bones
If this makes
his mom and daddy cry
It just might make 'em stop if I stab 'em in the eye

I likes to stab people and I stab 'em right
I stabs all day and I stabs all night
I stabs folk with a knife and take away their life
'cause I'm really a stabbin' hobo

well, Milhouse-backwards thinks he's a funny guy
but it just makes me want to stab him by-and-by
stretch out all his guts
to string my banjo
and sell his other parts, to a hungry ho

I likes to stab people and I stab 'em right
I stabs all day and I stabs all night
I stabs folk with a knife and take away their life
'cause I'm really a stabbin' hobo

well, there's a lot more people left around to kill
everyone hates them, but they're here still
I wish they had kids
so I could stab their head
I'm really stuck tonight, on making things dead

I likes to stab people and I stab 'em right
I stabs all day and I stabs all night
I stabs folk with a knife and take away their life
'cause I'm really a stabbin' hobo


I'm not a stabbin' hobo, I'm a singin' hobo :(

[Schimid]

What, I don't suck enough? :(

[crash0814]

Hey! I thought I'm the most hated person on these boards! Why don't I get a mention in this song? Guess I haven't been here long enough. But hey, in a period of mere weeks, I have built up a strong following of hatred. That should be worth something.

Still, funny song. "I wish they had kids so I could stab their head." Woo!

[Ninjavenom]

I likes to stab people and I stab 'em right
I stabs all day and I stabs all night
I stabs folk a knife and take away their life
'cause I'm really a stabbin' hobo

well, Cap'n Crunch won't ever see his home
'cause I'm gonna kill him now and clean and eat his bones
If this makes
his mom and daddy cry
It just might make 'em stop if I stab 'em in the eye

I likes to stab people and I stab 'em right
I stabs all day and I stabs all night
I stabs folk with a knife and take away their life
'cause I'm really a stabbin' hobo

well, Milhouse-backwards thinks he's a funny guy
but it just makes me want to stab him by-and-by
stretch out all his guts
to string my banjo
and sell his other parts, to a hungry ho

I likes to stab people and I stab 'em right
I stabs all day and I stabs all night
I stabs folk with a knife and take away their life
'cause I'm really a stabbin' hobo

well, there's a lot more people left around to kill
everyone hates them, but they're here still
I wish they had kids
so I could stab their head
I'm really stuck tonight, on making things dead

I likes to stab people and I stab 'em right
I stabs all day and I stabs all night
I stabs folk with a knife and take away their life
'cause I'm really a stabbin' hobo

:whitsle
:tunes
:hobo

[ItalianStereotype]

that's real good hoboin' there, ******. maybe I won't have to stab you after all.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I likes to stab people and I stab 'em right
I stabs all day and I stabs all night
I stabs folk a knife and take away their life
'cause I'm really a stabbin' hobo

well, Cap'n Crunch won't ever see his home
'cause I'm gonna kill him now and clean and eat his bones
If this makes
his mom and daddy cry
It just might make 'em stop if I stab 'em in the eye

I likes to stab people and I stab 'em right
I stabs all day and I stabs all night
I stabs folk with a knife and take away their life
'cause I'm really a stabbin' hobo

well, Milhouse-backwards thinks he's a funny guy
but it just makes me want to stab him by-and-by
stretch out all his guts
to string my banjo
and sell his other parts, to a hungry ho

I likes to stab people and I stab 'em right
I stabs all day and I stabs all night
I stabs folk with a knife and take away their life
'cause I'm really a stabbin' hobo

well, there's a lot more people left around to kill
everyone hates them, but they're here still
I wish they had kids
so I could stab their head
I'm really stuck tonight, on making things dead

I likes to stab people and I stab 'em right
I stabs all day and I stabs all night
I stabs folk with a knife and take away their life
'cause I'm really a stabbin' hobo

I deserve it. :lol

[Esuohlim]

I'm famous. :(

[The Retro Kat]

I likes to stab people and I stab 'em right
I stabs all day and I stabs all night
I stabs folk a knife and take away their life
'cause I'm really a stabbin' hobo

well, Cap'n Crunch won't ever see his home
'cause I'm gonna kill him now and clean and eat his bones
If this makes
his mom and daddy cry
It just might make 'em stop if I stab 'em in the eye

I likes to stab people and I stab 'em right
I stabs all day and I stabs all night
I stabs folk with a knife and take away their life
'cause I'm really a stabbin' hobo

well, Milhouse-backwards thinks he's a funny guy
but it just makes me want to stab him by-and-by
stretch out all his guts
to string my banjo
and sell his other parts, to a hungry ho

I likes to stab people and I stab 'em right
I stabs all day and I stabs all night
I stabs folk with a knife and take away their life
'cause I'm really a stabbin' hobo

well, there's a lot more people left around to kill
everyone hates them, but they're here still
I wish they had kids
so I could stab their head
I'm really stuck tonight, on making things dead

I likes to stab people and I stab 'em right
I stabs all day and I stabs all night
I stabs folk with a knife and take away their life
'cause I'm really a stabbin' hobo


I'm not a stabbin' hobo, I'm a singin' hobo



Cap'n Deserves it. :lol

[whoreable]

Truth is, I thought it mattered. I thought that music mattered. But does it? Bullocks! Not compared to how people matter...
We'll be singing when we're winning
We'll be singing
I get knocked down but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
(Repeat)
Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
Oh, Danny Boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boy
I get knocked down but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
(Repeat)
Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
Don't cry for me, next door neighbor
I get knocked down but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
(Repeat)