View Full Version : I'm up out this bitch!
Protoclown
Jul 29th, 2003, 02:16 AM
I'm going on vacation for a week. Take care of this place while I'm gone, and try not to drip any piss on the carpet around the toilet because I'm not going to be around to clean it up. Oh, and I have some lunch meat in the fridge that's going to spoil in a few days, so please help yourself. In fact, if you DON'T help yourself, we may have another smelly incident. You know, like we had with the "tuna" and the "decomposing corpse" of that "child" we held for ransom who we never managed to get rid of and stuffed into the crawlspace.
Oh, and if my 'package' arrives (you know the one, in the plain brown wrapper...*wink wink nudge nudge*) try to keep it some place inconspicuous, and please don't open it. And for the love of GOD don't use it. The last thing I want to do is disinfect it right off the bat.
And with that, I'm off! Like a fart in the night!
Zomboid
Jul 29th, 2003, 02:29 AM
You forgot to mention where you're going >:
Have fun.
Esuohlim
Jul 29th, 2003, 03:23 AM
I took all the salami already. If anybody wanted the salami, then tough. >:
Protoclown
Jul 29th, 2003, 06:03 AM
I'm going to Indiana with my family. Not the most exciting place in the world, but I have relatives there who I haven't seen in years.
Dole
Jul 29th, 2003, 06:10 AM
Have a good time lad. Me off too...to the 'big chill' festival to work on their radio station. Its where 'young people' go to get 'off their mash' whilst listening to this 'acid house hip hop' I keep reading about in the 'press'. Much easier to pickpocket the hippies when they are smacked up to the tits.
Jeanette X
Jul 29th, 2003, 11:52 AM
He's gone! Now we can jump on his bed! :party
KILLADEUCE
Jul 29th, 2003, 12:01 PM
HAve Fun- Watch out for the AMISH Woman!!!
AChimp
Jul 29th, 2003, 12:02 PM
We should take turns farting on his pillow.
pjalne
Jul 29th, 2003, 12:55 PM
I've been munching sweetpeas in my parents' garden all day. I go first.
Sethomas
Jul 29th, 2003, 01:54 PM
Proto SO should rendez-vous with Feueraffe and me. This suggestion probably comes a bit late :(.
Rongi
Jul 29th, 2003, 04:31 PM
OMG NOW WE CAN PLAY OUR MUSIC REALLY LOUD :eek.
starz
Jul 29th, 2003, 04:49 PM
Indiana brings back memories of the noxious fumes from the factories that lasted the whole 2 days I was there... :/
Cosmo Electrolux
Jul 29th, 2003, 09:22 PM
We can look at the magazines he keeps in his underwear drawer....
Rongi
Jul 29th, 2003, 09:25 PM
I'm goin away soon, too. I'm going to hershey park in PA with a few frens :o
NIGhtMAre
Jul 29th, 2003, 09:44 PM
i'm leaving for a week next week. till then farting on protoclowns pillow will continue.
pissed off salesman
Jul 29th, 2003, 11:04 PM
I wonder if the corpse is ready to eat yet ?
HarryWeiner
Aug 1st, 2003, 02:44 AM
I bet he has sex with his cousin right after the youngster stirs the Kool-Aide with his "Wipin' Hand"
Esuohlim
Aug 1st, 2003, 02:52 AM
OMG, IT'S HARRYWEINER EVERYONE! LOLOLOL! :picklehat
Professor Cool
Aug 1st, 2003, 02:55 AM
I will be dying next week when kelsey grammar will crash into me
:(
HarryWeiner
Aug 1st, 2003, 02:58 AM
Esuohlim loves me. I knew I would fit in. LOL back at you good buddy.
Rev. Danno
Aug 1st, 2003, 06:32 AM
Why would Proto go to India? I heat it's very dirty there, & the people are unclean... Well fuck it, while he's gone... I'm going to leave all the lights on, run the water taps at full, & not lock the door at night.
Also I hate you Harry W. You are not my friend...
Oh also while he's gone... I'm not going to do my "..." after every few words... Starting... Right... Now.
empty gas tank
Aug 4th, 2003, 03:22 PM
why aren't you ever on AIM, Scrotoclown?
Anonymous
Aug 4th, 2003, 03:30 PM
he's afraid crunch will try to talk to him again
empty gas tank
Aug 4th, 2003, 03:37 PM
who is crunch?
Anonymous
Aug 4th, 2003, 03:41 PM
i know, right?
Protoclown
Aug 5th, 2003, 05:41 PM
Proto SO should rendez-vous with Feueraffe and me. This suggestion probably comes a bit late :(.
I just wanted to say that I am back up IN this bitch, and Seth, it had occurred to me too, but I really wouldn't have had the time. I was with my parents on a family trip, with no access to my vehicle, and I was pretty much spending all of my time with my relatives. It's a shame though.
O71394658
Aug 5th, 2003, 06:50 PM
Welcome back. :imock
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