Super excelent supreme Lucky Draw for LIFETIME protection

[Triad-Brother Chicken]

Community of I-Mockery!!!

Brother Chicken here to announce special SWEEPSTAKES ONE CHANCE ONLY!!! LUCKY DRAW!!! By post in this thread you will enter our contest! On lucky day Big Brother Fu will choose name in hat and one winner get LIFETIME* of protection services from Triad at no cost, personally from Big Brother Fu!! Good luck! :)
*Lifetime defined as average lifetime of dishonourable persons who choose to betray Triad Brothers, after betrayal.

[Triad-Brother Ling]

This most precious offer, will not?
Happy Luck to all of contests!

[Spectre X]

I'm in :love

[FS]

Oh yeah!

[O71394658]

I hope I win!

:bestthread :bow :conspiracy

[Bennett]

please, needing protections

[pjalne]

I'm in.

[agroskaterik]

as am i.


i have been waiting for this moment my entire life.

(slips the triads a 5 dollar bill)

[Triad-Brother Choi]

(slips the triads a 5 dollar bill)
It cost 499 dollah to perchase lifetime protection, 5 dollah no purchase lifetime protection.
Also, no money in hand, no protection enforced, and no protection means very, very bad things not garenteed to be stopped from hurting very, very much. Say many broken fingers, or painful removal of organs become very possible in ner futures.

[agroskaterik]

..shit

[AChimp]

I will be winning this contest, because I have already paid off the appropriate people to ensure it. :)

[whoreable]

I need to win you damn dirty ape!

[soundtest]

:love Triads

I need protection from NiGHtmare. :tear

[Pub Lover]

I will like the protection. I would keep it in my shiney-thing box. :)

[agroskaterik]

can i still be in the contest? :(

[liquidstatik]

Im in!!!11

[Triad-Brother Chicken]

agroskaterik, your cheap bribery of 5 dollars has been seen by us as trying to make Big Brother Fu lose face. This is serious. But the Triad are very generous and forgiving so if you apologize and compliment Big Brother Fu he will forget about disrespect and enter you in the DRAW.

[agroskaterik]

Dear Triad,

I have now realized that it was very wrong to even think of bribing you to win your respect. It was the wrong thing to do and i am truly and deeply sorry for my actions. I regret any pain and hurt i have caused the Triad brothers.

Dear Big Brother Fu,

Though i have not seen you post in this topic, i will apologize and compliment you to the best of my abilities. You were right, i was wrong. I am scum, you are a superior being. I am a shrew, you are a killer whale.. etc.


-Thank you Triad brothers for giving me a second chance.
Now am i eligible for the contest?

[The One and Only...]

I'm in!!!

[The_voice_of_reason]

I'm NOT in >:

[agroskaterik]

you may change your mind when the triad brothers accidently kill you in your sleep >:

[The_voice_of_reason]

Maybe I will and maybe I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:









:(

[The Retro Kat]

I want fruit.

[Triad-Brother Ling]

Most welcome all of contestants are!
Draw friday now this week, to announce happy winner!
Life to all of you!

Already signed up you have The_voice_of_reason. In debt with life, if lose.
Remeber, cheap gift to honurable traid for saving life, ey?

Life to all of you!

[ScruU2wice]

SWEEPSTAKES!!!!!!!!! im in :/

[agroskaterik]

SWEEPSTEAKS!!!!!!!!! :meat

[Hobo Renee]

Ladies first!

[Triad-Brother Ling]

Female to been have posted in the thread for first time!
The Triad is sorry to say: that womens are equal with men and so no exeptions for female will be made. All have same chance.
Joy! :)

[crash0814]

I'm in. When is the winner revealed?

[Triad-Brother Fu]

Excelent, I'm glad to see people of I-mockery is so enthusiastic about 499 dollars worth of protection :) Hurry up and join, it closes tommoro :)

Happy Joy!!!

[executioneer]

I'm not scairt fo no triads >:

-willie

[Zomboid]

If I win I'm sendin em to kill my enemies >:

[Triad-Brother Ling]

Friaday is the day, sweepstakes, will be closed.

[jin]

JIN - HONORARY MEMBER OF THE HUNG HING.

CAUSEWAY BAY STYLEE.