MISTER FART QUESTIONS TO ANSWER THREAD

[Jixby Phillips]

This is the thread where we get to know Mister Fart by asking him questions for him to answer :)

MISTER FART: could you please tell us the history of your family and your house that you are staying in currently :)

[Vomit]

How did you find this forum, MR. FART? :/

[MISTER FART]

I DONT KNOW WHICH QUESTION I SHOULD ANSWER FIRST SO I WIL START WITH ALL OF THEM, NOW WHERE DID I PUT MY GLASSES IMG I AM WEARING OKAY NOW I CAN BEGIN :)

OKAY, I WILL START WITH JIXBIES (I TOSSED A COIN TO DECIDE THAT, I FIND THAT IS A GOOD WAY OF SOLVING DECISISIONS, SO I TRY TO CARRY A COIN AROUND WITH ME EVERYWHERE I GO BECAUSE YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHEN A DECISIION MIGHT COME UP;)) (I JUST TOLD YOU SOME BITS OF INFORMATION ABOUT MYSELF THAT SOMEONE ELSE MAY HAVE WANTED TO ASK ABOUT I WILL TRY AND STICK TO THE QUESTIONS FROM NOW ON THIS TIME :))

I LIVED IN THIS HOUSE SINCE I WAS PROBABLY AROUND 30CM, AND SINCE THEN I HAVE GROWN A LOT MORE CENTIMETERS BIGGER THAN THAT, PROBABLY SOKMEWHERE IN THE VINCINITY OF 200 OR 300 CEMNTIMETERS MORE THAN THAT :O

HE HOUSE I LIVE IN IS MADE OF BRICKS, I FIND THAT BRICKS ARE GOOD TO MAKE HOUSES WITH BECAUSE THAT IS WHY YOU SEE SOOOOO MANY HOUSES MADE OUT OF BRICKS, SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME BRICKS GROW ON TREES BUT I THINK THAT IS A LIE I THINK THEY DIG THEM FROM UNDERGROUND, BUT SOMEONE ELSE MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP ME OUT WITH THAT ONE.

MY FAMILY STARTED OFF AS ******S BECAUSE I WSAW ONE DAY ON THE TV SET THAT WE ARE ALL DECENDANTS OF ******S, SO DONT CALL ME RACIST BECAUSE I AM PART ****** YOU ****** (I CALLED YOU ****** BECAUSE YOU ARE A RACIST AS WELL)

THEN MY FAMILY SKIPPED A MILLION YEARS AND THEY WERE MAGICIANS AND ROYAL FAMILY IN A COUNTRY CALLED PRUSSIA, AND THAT IS A TRUTH AND DAD SAID NOT TO TELL ANYONE THAT BUT I JUST DID BUT YOU DONT KNOW ME (UNLESS THIS IS FRIEND, THEN OOPS, SO THAT DOESNT MATTER)

AND A VERY INTERESTING FACT THAT YOU MIGHT FIND INTERESTING IS THAT ON MY MUMS SIDE I AM A DIRECT ANSCESTOR OF HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSON, AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS FAIRLY COOL, AND HE WAS ALSO A ANCESTOR OF ******S SO HE WAS A ****** TOO >:>: >:

MY SISTER HAS A BABY AND IT IS ONE YEARS OLD AND I TAUGHT IT THE OTHER DAY TO GET HER BLCOKS AND TO PUT THE BLOCKS ON DOLLS HEADS AND NOW SHE DOES IT ALL THE TIME AND IT IS SERIOUS LOL BUT I GUESS YOU HAD TO BE THERE TO LOL

OKAY, NOW VOMITS TURN (EEWWW GROSS)

I FOUDN THIS FORUM USING MAILNLY FINGERS AND EYEBALLS.


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[sadie]

you're in australia, right?

[MISTER FART]

YES I AM IN AUSTRALIA, AND NO, AUSTRALIA DOES NOT SELL CAPS LOCKS BUTTONS >:>:>:

WE DONT HAVE ALL YOUR BRAND FANGLED FANCY AMERCA INVENTIONS OVER HEAR >:>:> :> >: >: .:>:

[sadie]

did one of your ancestors get shipped there as a convict? maybe the hans christian andersen descendent??

[MISTER FART]

NONE OF MY ANCESTORS WERE CONVICTS, ALL OF THEM CAME OVER HERE BY CHOICE, BECAUSE OF THERE OWN COUTRIES SUCKING, AND THE PROMISE OH OPE AUSTRALIA OFFERED, WITH MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF FARMING LAND FOR PRACTICALLY NOTHING.

[sadie]

damn. :(

a friend of mine in college was from australia, and i :love her accent. do you have your voice somewhere online? :P

[LegoLars]

do you have EGGS? :roll

[FS]

Do you ever eat bread? :(

[waltflannagonsdog]

is it true you eat spam strait from the cow? :eek

[whoreable]

MISTER FART. Could you tell us some of your hobbies?

And also were do hamburgers work? :lol
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[george]

why arent we friends?

[MISTER FART]

GEORGE, WE ARE NOT FRIENDS BECAUSE UNLIKE YOU, I AM NOT A SUPPORTER OF TWAT, IF YOU ARE WILLING TO CHANGE YOUR POSTITION ON TWAT THEN I AM WILLING TO CONSIDER YOU MY FRIEND :lol

WHOREABLE, I THINK YOU KNOW WHERE HAMBURGERS WORK, I DO NOT APPRECITAE PEOPEL TRYING TO TRICK ME LIKE THAT >:>:>:

MY HOBBIES ARE:

NOT GOING ON THE INTERNET ;)
NOT WATCHING MOVIE ;)
NOT OPKLAYING GUITAR ;)
NOT TALING TO WRECK ;)
NOT TAKING TO JIXBY ;)
NOT TALKING TO DAPHNE ;)
NOT LISTENING TO MUSIC ;()
NOT DOING SPORT ;)
NOT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES ;)
NOT READING COMICS ;)
NOT WATCHING THE CRICKET ;)
NOT WATCHING THE FOOTBALL ;)
NOT BEING SUPER KEWL AT EVERYTHING ;)


SADIE, MY VOICE IS ONLY ONLINE WHEN IT GETS UP WHEN I AM SLEEPING AND TURNS ON MY COMPUTER BUT IT KNOWS IT IS BANNED FROM THAT NOW BECAUSE IT WASTES MONEY :lol

YES WE HAVE EGGS :)
YES I EAT BREAD :)
YES WE MILK SPAM COWS :lol

NEXT???

[whoreable]

Do you have a favorite color MISTER FART?
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[george]

i renounce my twat support.

but i still like the picture of george bush over the word twat. i know it is pretty predictable humor, but it makes me laugh.

but otherwise you can count on my support in the MR. FART world summit to eliminate the stupidity of the current world political atmosphere.

cause together we can make a difference.

[sadie]

george, maybe misterfart would be more likely to be your friend if you'd play by the rules and ask a question. ;)

like this: sock, shoe, sock, shoe OR sock, sock, shoe, shoe?
see how easy it is?

:lol :lol

[george]

i think you missed the fact that i did ask a question. and it is only because i really hope your tits are as nice as your mind that i relent from picking on you, cause you have a REALLY nice mind.

mr fart and i are homeys from way back because i am a worshipper of the sad dads.

mr fart, are sadies tittie balls as nice as her mind?

[starz]

would you like me to send you a caps lock button mr. fart? :)

[Anonymous]

:goth

[sadie]

WHATEVER, GEORGE. :rolleyes

my question this time is WHAT THE FUCK?

[george]

dont know why you are rolling your eyes at me missy, but it had better be with love.

or else.

:(---->:wah

[sadie]

see? there you go again, posting here without posing a question. i'm trying to take your hand and guide you toward the light, george. why won't you just come along? huh?

and yes: :love

[george]

i am a loner, a rebel, i am no good for you sadie :)

i always ruin everything. i am like the kool aide guy bashing down a wall. except i am filled with a slightly salty phlem like substance instead of delicious cherry soft drink.

[sadie]

yeppers, you arse. you've got me posting without a question for misterfart, too. DAMN YOU.

but salty phlegm? yummay!

oh. and misterfart? what's your view on transcendentalism?

[glowbelly]

have you ever had runny poo and barfs at the same time?

[Protoclown]

Why don't you have a user pic? :(

[FS]

Is your name really Mr Fart or are you actually a woman?

[Jixby Phillips]

MISTER FART

Could you please tell me about the town city you live in and give me a history about it and tell me some interesting things to do inside of it :)

[Daphne]

Mister Fart:

Do you speak spanish?

[Les Waste]

This morning Mister Fart was speaking portugese to me ;)

He's probably asleep dreaming about kangaroos and platypusses because when I woke up this morning he said it was 3 a.m. there and he was watching Austrailia play Pakistan in Cricket in Africa. :lol

He is in his bed and is snug as a bug in a rug >:

p.s. I gayed up this thread sorry :(

[starz]

does mister fart have a first name?

[glowbelly]

yes :(

[Les Waste]

It is Mister >:

[Systemz]

Okay, firstly I think George and Sadie should settle their differences over some Stoli, lubricant and videotape.

My question for Mr. Fart is as follows:
I know your favorite position on TWAT, but what's your favorite "position"? And also, is Canberra the most boring place in the history of the universe? Or is that Dayton Ohio?

[sadie]

:eek

[Anonymous]

Mister Fart, where do babies come from? :)

[Facekicker]

What question should I ask? :lol

[JesusFishSticks]

Dear mister fart,

I wondered if you could help me answer somthing. In AUSTRAILIA do people listen to Micheal Jackson? Are you Micheal Jackson? Have you ever spread peanutbutter on yourself or someone else? Will yo tell us about it if you did, or make a story up is you didn't? thanks.
-me

[bigfatbob]

do you eat poopies on wednesdays or on thursdays?

[MISTER FART]

MISTER FARSTS ANSWERS: (SEE BELOW)

do you eat poopies on wednesdays or on thursdays?

AT FIRST I THOUGHT THIS QUESTION WAS RETORICAL THEN I REALISED IT KIND OF ANSWERS ITSELF :rolleyes

Dear mister fart,

I wondered if you could help me answer somthing. In AUSTRAILIA do people listen to Micheal Jackson? Are you Micheal Jackson? Have you ever spread peanutbutter on yourself or someone else? Will yo tell us about it if you did, or make a story up is you didn't? thanks.
-me


IN AUSTRALIA MICHAEL JACKSON, OR WHACKO JACKO (:lol) AS HE IS LOVINGLY REFERRED TO POEPLKE HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO LISTEN TO MICHALE JACKSON.. A LOT. I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO BE MICHAEL JACKSON ON OCCASION, AND YES, ONCE I DRESSED UP AS A PEICE OF BREAD AND WHILE I WAS JUST SITTING AROUND IN A PLASTIC BAG SOMEONE DID ACTUALLY PICK ME UP AND START BUTTERING ME WITH PEANTUT BUTTER (TRUE STORY)


What question should I ask?

YOU TELL ME~!!:lol

OKAY, ONLY JOKING AROUND, BELOW I WILL OFFER YOU SOME HELFUL TIPS ON WHAT IS A GOOD QUESTION TO ASK MISTER FART, IN A LITTLE STORY I WROTE ABOUT "WHAT IS A GOOD QUESTION TO ASK --INSERT MISTER FART HERE---" BUT IT CAN ACTUALLY BE FOR ANY NAME THAT YOU WANT TO ASK THE QUESTION IT DOES NOT HAVCE TO BE MISTER FART ALL THE TIME :lol

WHAT IS A GOOD QUESTION TO ASK MISTER FART??

GOOD QUESTION!!!! A GOOD QUESTION TO ASK SOMEONE WHO YOU DO NOT KNOW VERY WELL IS A GOOD SUGGESTION I MIGHT ADD IS TO SAY "HI, I AM POLITE, WHAT IS THINGS LIKE FROM PLANET YOU" AND FROM THAT THE PERSON YOU ARE TALKING TO CAN IMMEDITALEY SEE THAT YOU ARE A HOINEST PERSON FROM A CHARISMATIC BACKGROUND WHO IS A LEAD VOCALIST IN A FEMME COUNTRY ROCKABILY OUTFIT WHO GO BY THE NAME OF "CADILLAC JUNKIES"

FROM THEN ON A GOOD QUESTIONS MIGHT BE

"DO YOU HVAE MANY MIRRORS"

TO MORE PERSONAL QUESTIONS LIKE "WHAT IS THAT IRITATING THING ON YOUR FACE??"

IF YOU ARE THINKING OF GOOD QUESTIONS TO ASK SPIONTANAEITY IS PROBABLY YOUR BEST OPTION SO TRY SOMETHING LIKE

"HAVE YOU EVER SHOT A RABBIT AND MADE ITS HEAD FALL OFF??"

I THINK THE BEST ADVICE I CAN GIVE IS TO JUST BE YOURSELF, AND DONT BE AFRAID TO ASK. JUST BECAUSE THE LAST PERSON PUNCHED YOU DOESNT MEAN THIS ONE WILL.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR INETERSTING QUESION FACEKICKER I HOPE I HAVE BEEN OF ASSISTANCE


I know your favorite position on TWAT, but what's your favorite "position"? And also, is Canberra the most boring place in the history of the universe? Or is that Dayton Ohio?

I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO CANBERRA, BUT I HAVE BEEN LEAD TO BELEIVE IT IS NOT THAT BAD, EXCEPT THAT BUILDING KEEP LIGHTING ON FIRE :lol

does mister fart have a first name?

IT IS MISTER :lol:liol:lol:lol:ol:lol :hat

PS WHERE IS THE HAT EMOTICON??


Do you speak spanish?

I CAN BUT I CAN ONLY DO IT TO SEXY LADIES SOMETIMES WHEN THEY GET ME IN THE MOOD :)


Could you please tell me about the town city you live in and give me a history about it and tell me some interesting things to do inside of it

THE TOWN I LIVE IN WAS A TOWN THAT WHITE MAN MADE IT, BUT THE BLACK PEOPLE GOT TO NAME IT, BECAUSE APPARENTLY THEY HAD A TOWN THERE FIRST JUST NOBODY COULD SEE IT BECAUSE IT WAS VERY INVISABLE AND WE MUST HAVE SQUISHED IT WHEN WE BUILT OURS, SO BECAUSE THEY GOT TO USE THEIR INGENIUS BRAINS THEY GOT TO CALL IT TRARALGON AND THAT NAME MEANS RIVE OF LITTLE FISH (TOLD YOU IT WAS A INGENIOUS NAME FOR A TOWN!!!!:):):):))

ONCE THE WHITE PEOPLE GOT THERE THEY DECIDED TO BUILD THINGS THAT BLACK PEOPLE WOULD NOT UNDERSTAND, LIKE HOUSES AND EVERYONE LAUGHED AND HAD PARADES AND KILLED ANIMALS.

THEN THERE WAS A WAR, AND EVERYONE GOT KILLED, AND THE PEOPLE THAT DID NOT GET KILLED HAD SOME BABIES AND KILLED SOME ANIMALS AND BUILT SOME HOUSES AND THAT BASICALLY LEADS US TO WHERE WE ARE TODAY EXCEPT THE FACT THAT I THINK THERE WAS ANOTEHR WAR IN THERE TOO SOMEWHERE BUT I CANT REMEMBER IF THAT REALLY HAPPENED OR IF I JUST DREAMED IT.

THINGS TO DO

A FUN EXCITING HOBBIES TO DO IN THE TOWN ARE TO WATCH FIRES HAPPEN, (TAHT HAPPENED TODAY AND THE TOWN ALMOST BURNT DOWN:lol IOR SHOULD I SAY THE LITTLE RIVER OF FISHIES ALMOST BURNT DOWN :lol:lol:lol)

WE CAN LAUGH AT THE BLACK PEOPLE GETTING DRUNK AND FIGHTING EACH OTHER AND THEN LINING UP AT THE WELFARE OFFICE (WE CALL IT UNEMPLYMENT OFFICE BUT I THINK THEY CHANGED IT TO JOB SEEKERS OFFICE NOW BECAUSE CALLING PEOPLE UNEMPLOYED IS NEGATIVE AND THEY COULD SUE WITH ALL THE MONEY THAT THEY HAVE FORM THE GOVERNEMENT ;););))

ME AND MY FRIEND FOUND THIS DIRT TRACK THING THE OTHER DAY THAT WE DID DOGHNUTS IN AND IT WAS FUN, WE GO ON SHOOTS TO SHOOT ANIMALS, WE GO ON SWIMS TO BATTLE WITH COROCODILES, WE JUMP OFF ROCKS AND WE FURTHER OUR EDUCATIONS AND WE GET UPSET WITH EACH OTHER AND FIGHTS AND WE MAKE UP STORIES ABOUT HAVING SEX AND WE SHOOT RUBBER BULLET GUNS AND WE FREEZE OUR TONGUES IN FREEZERS AND WE WASH OUR HANDS AND WE PLAY DRESS UPS AND WE GO IN BOATS AND WE GO IN SURFBOARDS AND BOOGIE BOARDS AND THIS YEAR I WILL GO SNOWBOARDING AND YOU CAN JUMP OUT OF PLANES ALSO AND SOMETIMES SPAZBOY COMES TO VISIT WHEN HE DECIDES NOT TO BHE A JERK.

THANKS FOR YOUR QUESTION JIXBY :):):)



Is your name really Mr Fart or are you actually a woman?

DO WOMEN FART??? I THINK NOT >:>:>:


Why don't you have a user pic?

I SPENT AN HOUR TRYING TO FIND ONE SMALL ENOUGH.... I AM NOT GOING TO DO THAT AGAIN, I CAN SYMPATHISE WITH THAT GUY WHO STEALS OTHER PEOPLES.


have you ever had runny poo and barfs at the same time?

I DONT KNOW WHY BUT I NEVER BARF, I HAVENT BARFED IN YEARS. I HAVE A MASSIVE BARF PHOBIA, SO I REFUSE TO BARF.


would you like me to send you a caps lock button mr. fart?

OKAY BUT I HAVE NO CLUE AS TO WHAT USE IT WOULD BE TO ME????




[center:232207b928]THANKS EVERYONE FOR ASKING QUESTIONS KEEP THE QUESTION FLWOING THIS IS SO FUN AND INTERESTING[/center:232207b928]

[LegoLars]

I think you are a fake meeester fart. are you a fake?

[glowbelly]

Mister Fart,
Will you break up Spazboy and his girlfriend, fly me to Australia and perform a shotgun wedding ceremony so I can go swimming in the pool of spunk he promised to save for me?
Thanks,
glowbelly

[Les Waste]

Mister Fart,

Who holds the world record for fastest poo?

[Jixby Phillips]

MISTER FART

Can you please tell me about your country and the countries around it, and how they are different from America :)

[mburbank]

MR FART:

Can I give a 'shout out' to Jixby in this thread?

[Protoclown]

Mr. Fart, is there any romance in your life right now? Do you have a girlfriend?

[Anonymous]

Fart didn't answer my question :(

[sadie]

mine either. :(

[Les Waste]

Mister Fart, how come you didn't answer Chojin's and Sadie's questions?

[Psycho Squid]

Mister Fart, do you like my new user picture?

[Tropical]

Mister Fart? Why do several posters here have freaky user pics of hideous asian men?

[whoreable]

MISTER FART, Why did you get banned here in the first place?

To me it seems like you just want to keep this place in order.
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[MISTER FART]

I WILL QUICKLY ANSWER AS MANY QUESTIONS AS I CAN


Mister Fart? Why do several posters here have freaky user pics of hideous asian men?

THIS IS A WEIRD TREND THAT I DO NOT FULLY UNDERSTAND., I AM HOPEING THAT SOON IT WILL STOP BECAUSE FRANKLY I FIND IT DISTURBING, ARE ASIAN MEN REALLLLLLY THAT AMUSING??? OKAY THEY ARE1!!!!:lol :lol: :lol


MISTER FART, Why did you get banned here in the first place?

To me it seems like you just want to keep this place in order.

I WAS ORIGINALLY BANNED BECAUSE THE HUMOUR CONTENT WAS ABOVE THE ALLOWABLE LIMIT, BUT AS YOU CAN NOTICE I HAVE SINCE MANAGED TO SHOW SOME SELF CONTROL AND HAVE NOT BEEN BANNED FROM THE NEW BOARD AS OF YET.

AND YES, NOW I AM BACK I AM TRYING TO USE MY POWERS FOR GOOD AND TRY AND GET THIS PLACE IN ORDER.


Mister Fart, do you like my new user picture?

I DO.. UNLESS IT IS A HIDEOUS ASIAN MAN BEHIND THE MASK, IN WHICH CASE I LIKE IT EVEN MORE :lol :lol

IS THAT THE GREAT AMERICAN HERO???


Mister Fart, how come you didn't answer Chojin's and Sadie's questions?

THERE IS A SIMPLE ANSWER TO THIS, WHEN I CLICKED REPLY, IT DOESNT SHOW EVERY SINGLE POST IN THE THREAD, ONLY THE PREVIOUS 20 OR SO, SO BOTH YOUR POSTS DIDNT COME UP IN THE WINDOW AT THE BOTTOM, SO I DIDNT GET TO ANSWER THEM, BUT TRUST ME, I WILL GET TO THEM.



Mr. Fart, is there any romance in your life right now? Do you have a girlfriend?

:(



MR FART:

Can I give a 'shout out' to Jixby in this thread?

I MOVE THAT A NEW RULE SHOULD BE THAT ALL THREADS SHOULD HAVE A SHOUT OUT TO JIXBY PHILLIPS IN THEM, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK????

TO THE BATMOBILE!!!!!!



Mister Fart,

Who holds the world record for fastest poo?


THAT WOULD BE WRECKREATION, HE BEAT ME BY SOMETHING LIKE 20 SECONDS, I DO NOT CARE TO KNOW THE MEANS BY WHICH HE PERFORMED THIS AMAZING FEAT, BUT NEVER YOU MIND I WILL FIND A METHOD THAT IS FAR SUPERIOR TO HIS YET >:>:>: >:

FROM THIS DAY ON WE SHALL NEVER MENTION THAT DREADED POOING COMPTITION AGAIN >: ><: >: >: >:



Mister Fart,
Will you break up Spazboy and his girlfriend, fly me to Australia and perform a shotgun wedding ceremony so I can go swimming in the pool of spunk he promised to save for me?
Thanks,
glowbelly


SPAZBOY HAS REFRAINED FROM TALKING TO ME FOR THE LAST FEW MONTHS, BECAUSE OF REASONS THAT HAS TOO DO WITH HIM BEING A JERK, SO AT THE MOMENT I WILL HAVE TO SAY NO, BUT I WILL DO ANYTHING TO ENSURE YOUR HAPPNINESS GLOWBELLY SO I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO ;) ;)


I think you are a fake meeester fart. are you a fake?

KEEP SENDING ME PMS :lol :lol J/K


[center:fd0bbb1fd5]I WILL GET TO JIXBIES AND ALL THE OTHER QUESTIONS I HAVE MISSED PLUS ANY NEW ONES TOMORROW THANKS FOR BEING A GREAT AUDIENCE[/center:fd0bbb1fd5]

[unclehobart]

Mr fart, How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tottsie Roll Tootsie Pop?

[MISTER FART]

UNCLE HOBART I WOULD NOT KNOW THE ANSWER TO TAHT SORRY :(:(:( :( :(

[Daphne]

Mister Fart:

Why are you so wise?

[unclehobart]

Mr Fart, What is the ideal P-E ratio for a 5 year hold on an agressive growth stock in this unstable market?

[slavemason]

Mr Fart, how do I convince my wife that BEANO is evil?

[FS]

Mr Fart, what IS the meaning of life?

[Rongi]

Mr.Fart, is Elvis still alive :(?

[Hobo Renee]

Mr. Fart, would you take off your top if I gave you Mardi Gras beads?

[bigfatbob]

why havn't "funniest home videos" produced a big screen version of their fantastic show?

[Les Waste]

Mister Fart, why does God hate me so much? :)

[Jixby Phillips]

I THINK WE NEED MORE QUESTIONS FOR MISTER FART GOING HERE!!!

Mister Fart will you please answer my question :)

[Pub Lover]

Mister Fart, what do you think of John Howard? :)

[Skulhedface]

MISTER FART

My uncle is an Aussie, so I will ask you the same question I asked him:

Did a dingo eat your baby?

BOMUS QUESTION: I hear kangaroos are popular housepets down under. Can you ship me one? I pay top dollar.

[Psycho Squid]

Mister Fart, does Aquaman pee in the sea?

[Hobo Renee]

Mr. Fart, is Jesus a black man?

[Les Waste]

Mister Fart, in terms of penises, how big is too big? How about too long?

[Anonymous]

Mister Fart, in terms of penises, how big is too big? How about too long?

[Anonymous]

FUCK YOU, JINX

[Jixby Phillips]

MISTER FART, WHO WINS FOR FUNNIEST QUESTION IN THIS THREAD. :lol

[whoreable]

MISTER FART sure is gonna have alot of work answering all these questions when he returns
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[sadie]

where have you been, mr. fart? is three years too long to wait for an answer to a question? are two more questions much too much? IS MR. FART BANNED?

[ArrowX]

Mr. Fart, how would I go about growing another 2 feet? I wanna be all "shaq" up in this bitch.

[FartinMowler]

Is ArrowX going to get banned for bumping a thread and having too large an avatar? :)

[Chojin]

No, but he should be.

[executioneer]

sadie's the one who bumped it and thank goodness

[WhiteRat]

Should ArrowX post a picture of the infamous Stanky?

[sadie]

my question today is how does one get unaddicted to a video game? one of my students is on world of warcrack and he's a real jerk all the time because all he thinks about is that stupid game.

[RaNkeri]

my question today is how does one get unaddicted to a video game? one of my students is on world of warcrack and he's a real jerk all the time because all he thinks about is that stupid game.

It's all about will power :(

[Grislygus]

I've known idiots whose families kicked them out because they had no fucking self control when it came to MMOs. So, if he's one of those idiots, just give up.

[MetalMilitia]

my question today is how does one get unaddicted to a video game? one of my students is on world of warcrack and he's a real jerk all the time because all he thinks about is that stupid game.

Teach him how to love! :x

[Chojin]

I tried to play that game TWICE and it was the most boring thing that had ever happened to me :<