I hate boys

[punkgrrrlie10]

:tear

[mischief]

me too :(

[The_voice_of_reason]

Me too, we're disgusting


But when I say we I don't mean me, I am very gusting :)

[Anonymous]

this chick at a table i was waiting was flirting with me with her boyfriend sitting right next to her

lol :<

:relevant

[mischief]

but you're gay so it doesn't count :(

boys still suck :(

[Jixby Phillips]

I LIKE WHEN GIRLS TALK ABOUT HOW BOYS SUCK< THEN BOYS SAY "I AGREE" HAHAH, I THINK THAT BOY SHOULD GET SOME SEX FROM THE GIRL YOU KNOW!!!!!!! STAT Z

[Anonymous]

:lol

*the lol2 emoticon is gay

[The_voice_of_reason]

:lol2

[jin]

Did i ever mention this guy James to you?

Like I was talking to him the other day, and he totally hates GIRLS, can you believe it!!??

Thats, like, the opposite of you! And opposites attract right???

*~Match made in heaven~*

[Anti-Xocial]

Jixby, your "Vivian" avatar rocks!

[punkgrrrlie10]

Yet again :tear

[Anti-Xocial]

Yet again :tear

May I cry with you today?
I'm absorbed in anger, hurt and sadness. I am sitting at work, trying to hide tears away...never tried that before... :(

[OperationScuzBucket]

Yesterday I felt like strangling every male figure that I saw and cutting all of their balls off with rusty spoons, but I'm a tad better today. Damn Daniel. >:

Anyway, sorry you hate them. They can be fun when they're not being complete idiots who play with your emotions like happy-meal toys. Close your eyes and listen to some music. That always helps me.

[Jixby Phillips]

YOU HANG IN THERE GRRRRRRL

[george]

maybe youre are just such a fucking pain in the ass no guy can stand you for ten minutes.

try sucking more dick, no guy leaves a girl that sucks dick good.

[sadie]

guys are great as friends. all of my closest friends are men, whereas i can only really say i'm close to one woman right now. it's when that friendship evolves into something else that things get all sucky. and if there was never even a friendship to begin with, it's pretty much doomed. :(

[george]

things get sucky.

heh.

i'd looove getting all sucky with you.

i bet i could stand you for TWELVE minutes sadie. twelve GLORIOUS minutes.

keep it in mind.

[sadie]

tax collectors, fishermen and whores, baby.
aw, too bad. it appears i don't meet your criteria.

[george]

ha, that is more to point out my lack of criteria.

and you missed the whole part about bacon. it DOES have a meaning.

how is life sadie? ready for school to start? only 2 seeds in my last ounce pretty much sums up my life in recent weeks.

[jin]

"no guy leaves a girl that sucks dick good."

I did.

hHehaHEhaEHhea

[O71394658]

guys are great as friends.

IF A MAN FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS

Many women want to argue this point and say things like " I have lots of guy friends." Maybe. There are exactly 3 cases Intellectual Whores has identified whereby a guy and a girl can be friends:
1. The guy is gay
2. The guy does not find you attractive.
3. The guy already has a woman much higher than you on the ladder

Even Nietzsche knew this. Most guys know this intuitively. Most girls doubt. I have a challenge for all of you girls who still doubt. Pick a guy who does not meet any of the criterion on the above list that you think is your friend. Then ask yourself this question: If you were both alone at his place one night, and you excused yourself to the bathroom and came out naked and asked him to have sex with you would he:
1. Tell you he doesn't want to risk the beautiful friendship you have created with messy physical entanglements.
2. Comply

The Ladder Theory, again (http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html)

[sadie]

george, even if you'd deleted that bacon/humble part from your sig, i'd remember it. :P

my life lately/weed analogy: down to stems and seeds. i've even smoked purty much all the shake, even. :(

i won't be teaching this year. the details are multitudinously nerve-wracking, so let's just say at present, i'm a professional singer/graphic designer. i'm flat-broke, but enjoying what i'm doing. now, i just need a benefactor-with-no-strings to fund it all. ha.

[Esuohlim]

My best friend isn't a guy. :(

But she's the only friend I have that isn't a guy. I think she's pretty and everything, but I'm not attracted to her since I've been friends with her since 2nd grade and that's kind of like being attracted to your sister. :/

I await James' argument on that last statement there.

[Anonymous]

omg jin are you available :love

[Protoclown]

Glowbelly is one of my best friends and like a sister to me and she's pretty, but I don't want to stick my dick in her or anything.

[Perndog]

About half of my friends are females and I want to fuck all but the ugly ones. I agree with the Ladder Theory.

[jin]

:love Only for you. :love

Ps. Previous.

[punkgrrrlie10]

All my friends are either guys or lesbians. I have I believe 2 straight female friends. And my guy friends are like my brothers. I am not attracted to them, and they are not attracted to me. I think if I came out of the bathroom naked they would probably say something like "nice rack, here's a towel", b/c we are just friends. Girls chapped my hide until law school b/c I haven't planned out my wedding, I don't really want kids, I hate shopping and know nothing about doing makeup, hair or nails. I've discovered that girls in law school are like me, which has made it a more enjoyable experience than college where it was a crap shoot of whether you were speaking to a woman who was actually career minded or was only going to college to be more intelligent for her husband so she would be a more interesting wife.

I still say boys all suck though.

[Protoclown]

I certainly don't suck, yo.

[payne]

but not all of us r bad just the assholes

[Helm]

...and that's kind of like being attracted to your sister

I have an older cousin and we used to make out when I was 14 or so. We practically grew up together but that didn't stop her from explaining most of the rules of tongue wrestling to helm :(

[kahljorn]

WHen I was little I had a remote control truck.

[Hugh_Bristic]

...and that's kind of like being attracted to your sister

I have an older cousin and we used to make out when I was 14 or so. We practically grew up together but that didn't stop her from explaining most of the rules of tongue wrestling to helm :(

Yeah. I mean, I made out with my dad until I was about 16 and it wasn't weird or anything. He's not too bad a guy.

'Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. '

[Spooky]

I agree with the ladder theory. Which is why I've more or less taken an apathetic state on girls. I don't chase them, hell I don't care about them. Or at least, I act like I don't. Girls want what they can't have, so if you make yourself seem untouchable, you hold the power.

[FS]

Yeah, that's how it works.

[Spooky]

your avatar always makes me LOL now.

where the fuck did you get it? :/

[punkgrrrlie10]

I seem to be one of the few who gets annoyed by the boys who don't seem interested. I like men who know what they want and go after it. Games suck.

[glowbelly]

i'm proto's friend. he hugged me when i was nekkid. i didn't see a boner or nothing.

[glowbelly]

i'm proto's friend. he hugged me when i was nekkid. i didn't see a boner or nothing.

[glowbelly]

:lol

[Goldrush13]

I'm sorry, did someone just say they made out with their dad?

[Helm]

square :dunce

[ItalianStereotype]

Yeah. I mean, I made out with my dad until I was about 16 and it wasn't weird or anything. He's not too bad a guy.

'Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. '

:lol

incest is hilarious