View Full Version : ATTN: HOLLYCOST
Les Waste
Aug 9th, 2003, 01:27 AM
THIS IS A NOET FROM ALL THE CONCENRED POSTERS HEER AT I-COCKERY (ROFL ROFL J/K I MEAN I-MOCKERY) DOT COM I MEAN DOT NET
YOU ARE WAY TOO OUT OF CONTROL AND YOU NEED TO STEP BACK AND TAKE A DEEP BREATHE, YOU ARE REALLY WAY TOO IN OUR COLLECTIVE FASES. YOUR HAVING OPINIONS THAT ARE WILD AND DANGEROUS (AND WILD AND CRAZY) AND COULD SHAKE THE VERY FOUNDATION OF THE CAREFULLY CRAFTED ONLINE COMMUNITY HERE WITH YOUR PRESENSE AND YOUR POSTS
SAYING THINGS LIKE PENISES ARE UGLY OR THAT RONIG REMINDS YOU OF LOUIE ANDERSON MIGHT SEEM LIKE A GOOD IDEA, BUT YOU ARE REALLY HURTING PEOPLE'S FEELINGS WITH YOUR POSTS. REMEMBER TAHT A WORD CAN HURT JUST AS MUCH AS A PUNCH OR A KICK OR A THROW OF A BRICK. YOU SHOULD BE MORE CONSIDERATE OF FEELINGS AND ALSO OF THE STATUS QUO.
YOU NEED TO WATCH YOURSELF! YOU ARE TOO TOTALLY INTENSE AND AND YOUR VIEWS AND IDEAS ARE RADICAL!! BESIDES CAUSING THE FRAGILE INFRASTRUCTURE OF I MOCKERY TO CRUMBLE LIKE THE PROVERBIAL COOKIE, YOUR HARSH WORDS AND BITING SARCASM MIGHT MAKE RETRO KAT SNAP AND HE WOULD TIE A BOMB TO HIMSELF AND BECOME A HOMICIDE BOMBER (MOST PEOPLE SAY SUICIDE BOMBER BUT FOX NEWS SAYS HOMICIDE BOMBER AND I TRUST THEM MORE THAN I TRUST JESUS AND ELVIS COMBIMED)
A WORD TO TEH WISE!!! WATCH YOUAR BACK!!!
GADZOOKS
Aug 9th, 2003, 01:57 AM
I second that WITH SEXY RESULTS
imported_Hollycaust
Aug 9th, 2003, 01:59 AM
OK YOU WON ME OVER WITH THAT I-COCKERYEUY JOKE ROFLLLOLF
BUT DOES THIS MEAN I SHOULD ATTEND A .COM CORRECTIONAL FACILITY?!??! :(
Les Waste
Aug 9th, 2003, 02:49 AM
I STOLE THE I COCKERY JOKE :D :D :D
Cap'n Crunch
Aug 9th, 2003, 02:55 AM
ROFL LOL OMG BBQ
THIS TOPIC IS WAY TOO MUCH TO HANDLE. :rolleyes
James
Aug 9th, 2003, 05:22 AM
I'm not going to say I like Hollycaust just yet, but she doesn't seem too bad.
We've definitely had far worse. :(
Geggy
Aug 9th, 2003, 06:02 AM
You're only saying that cuz she's a chick, you perv. ;)
FartinMowler
Aug 9th, 2003, 09:27 AM
I think I need to see more pictures of Miss Caust to decide.
kellychaos
Aug 9th, 2003, 10:08 AM
Big letters make me sad and scared. :(
James
Aug 9th, 2003, 10:09 AM
I'm actually not even convinced she's a girl.
Hollycaust, give me a link to your Livejournal.
The_voice_of_reason
Aug 9th, 2003, 10:20 AM
[quote=]"James"]Disclaimer: Not everything I say is 100% serious. Please unbunch your panties, and continue reading.[quote]
Shouldn't this be some where in the middle and not at the end? After all it say continue reading.
KILLADEUCE
Aug 9th, 2003, 10:55 AM
Holly's NOt a playa- She just Crush alot
The Retro Kat
Aug 9th, 2003, 05:15 PM
I got an alarm clock, but where does the red wire go?
Mike
Aug 9th, 2003, 05:18 PM
I'm actually not even convinced she's a girl.
Hollycaust, give me a link to your Livejournal.
Livejournal: The only reliable sex indicator
Secret Agent Vomit
Aug 9th, 2003, 05:54 PM
You're only saying that cuz she's a chick, you perv. ;)
TRUE DAT. TRUE DAT.
James was nice to that Erika Crystal bitch who had the Michael Jackson obsession. BECAUSE SHE HAD A VAGINA.
imported_Hollycaust
Aug 9th, 2003, 09:10 PM
HI EVERYONE! Y'ALL COME OVER TO MY HOUSE SO WE CAN CELEBRATE KWANZAA !!~!~!~!~!~!`1``
MrAdventure
Aug 9th, 2003, 09:26 PM
AWW SHIT LOOK WHAT YA DID, I'M FEELIN' BLACK TODAY :picklehat
HERE ITCOMES ******S, CHECK THSI TOTALLY BLACK RAP-
CUTE LITTLE RAP
RAP YOU UP FROM A NAP
RAP COMING DOWNTOWN
RAP SHOPS ALL AROUND
(GET THE BEST DEAL YALL)
y'all look swears are on special
(shit yeah, raps use swears)
y'all look slang is half off
(****** please, raps use slangs)
CAN I GET A RAP COUPON
CAN I GET A RAP GROUP ON
TWICE AS MUCH RAP PER DAY
SAVE ON RAP AT RAPEWAY
(I'MA MUTHA FUCKIN MEMBER, WHUT WHUT)
check the expiration date dawg
(it expires on 2-pac's birthday)
aww yeah lets get him a cool balloon
(with a space robot or somethin soemthin)
Les Waste
Aug 9th, 2003, 09:56 PM
MR ADVENTURE THAT WAS VERY GOOD, YOU SHOULD TURN PRO OR SOMETHING
I THINK HOLLYCOST IS A CHARACTER, BUT IF SHE ISN'T THAN ROFL >_<
James
Aug 10th, 2003, 12:37 AM
TRUE DAT. TRUE DAT.
James was nice to that Erika Crystal bitch who had the Michael Jackson obsession. BECAUSE SHE HAD A VAGINA.
Wow, someone more clueless than Erika herself. Tell me again why we keep you around?
imported_Hollycaust
Aug 10th, 2003, 01:01 AM
oh i just caught you spelled my s/n 'hollycost' as in holly costs loloollalol;ol
there's no price tag on this beaut >:
and i will be awaiting for those cheap shot remarks about dime and nickels
James
Aug 10th, 2003, 01:25 AM
Does that mean I can get it for free?
soundtest
Aug 10th, 2003, 01:55 AM
hi hollycaust welcome to i-mockery hey guys is somebody missing here :conspiracy
Les Waste
Aug 10th, 2003, 03:00 AM
MORE LIEK A PENNY :rolleyes :rolleyes :(
Ninjavenom
Aug 10th, 2003, 06:07 AM
I'm backing James up, we've had worse.
imported_Hollycaust
Aug 10th, 2003, 06:35 PM
les waste, i'm so taking you off my buddy list :( !!
FS
Aug 10th, 2003, 06:38 PM
When I-Mockery need target, I-Mockery MAKE target.
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