wow

[BAPE]

this place is nuts but cool

[Les Waste]

OMG WHATS YOUAR PROBLEM, JERK?!?!?!?!?!?!!?! >:O

[BAPE]

oh no u got me all wrong no problemo here i'm like you guys. is that robot johnny 5??

[Professor Cool]

I dare you to compare yourself to some of the people of i-mockery with you Bape?

And no using GOthNAprep as an example wont count. >:

[BAPE]

no i just meant i have similar humor and jokes styles i don't mean it in a bad way i don't even know what an imockery god is. shit this is turning out exactly how i didn't want to

[BAPE]

no i just meant i have similar humor and jokes styles i don't mean it in a bad way i don't even know what an imockery god is. shit this is turning out exactly how i didn't want to

i am a bit embarassed now to say the least so i think i will lay low for a little while

[BAPE]

oops that was supposed to quote prof. cool

[Professor Cool]

WELCOME TO I-MOCKERY :picklehat

WE ARE ALL PALS NOW :picklehat

Edit: nevermind, you failed

[Psycho Squid]

A/S/L????

[BAPE]

failed what is there initiation what do i do

[Professor Cool]

You leave and dont come back

[Jeanette X]

You don't post "Hi I'm New!" threads, for starters. :newbie Go and read the rules and guidelines over carefully before you make any more posts.

[Geggy]

People who make 'hi I'm new' posts like these don't usually last long so what's the point of reminding them of the rules and guidelines?

[AChimp]

It looks like it worked! After hundreds of newbies, telling them to leave finally worked!

There is hope for us all. :)

[ScruU2wice]

not for me :( , im next on your lists

[BAPE]

i did not say hi i am new i was making a comment on this website i did read the rules though thank you and sorry for causing problems. ps i notice you have a mustleids posting and only you post in it how can i set up a topic like that where its my thread but for informational purposes only i like to skate

[AChimp]

Shit.

[Jeanette X]

If I were you, I would wait until you had been around for a while before before setting up a thread like that.
And use punctation, for Ah Pook's sake!

[BAPE]

ok. thanks for the advice. how long did you wait. sorry for the questions.

[Jeanette X]

At least until after my initial hazing was over.

[BAPE]

yes i was asking about that before but prof. cool just told me to go away. what did they do to you. got any tips.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I've been here for a few months and people still hate me. :lol

I did post on the old boards though.

[James]

Here's one: Don't ask for tips, you fucking sissy bitch.

And coming from me, that's an insult and a half.

[Mockery]

you fucking sissy bitch.

And yet you just edited your post in which you pleaded to everybody to "go easy" on Hollycaust. Tell the kettle I said hi.

[Jixby Phillips]

GREGORY HINES IS DEAD :(

[AChimp]

I think Bape should go back to elementary school. Using punctuation doesn't mean "just put a period at the end of every fucking sentence." >:

There's stuff like commas, capitalization and motherfucking question marks. Got it? See? That's a question. >:

[soundtest]

you fucking sissy bitch.

And yet you just edited your post in which you pleaded to everybody to "go easy" on Hollycaust. Tell the kettle I said hi.

:lol So that's what that was about.

[James]

you fucking sissy bitch.

And yet you just edited your post in which you pleaded to everybody to "go easy" on Hollycaust. Tell the kettle I said hi.

:lol So that's what that was about.

Fuck you both. You won't end our love. She's my girlfriend, and you have to accept it.

I edited it, because I didn't need to pour my heart out to people who try to put an end to our happiness, just because you can't find love (You heard me).

Besides, I DID say that for me to call someone that, it's pretty bad.

[Esuohlim]

HI IM NEW TO I-MECKORY CAN SUM1 SHO ME TEH ROPES? :(

[BAPE]

don't bother asking man. i already tried and i think they want you to figure out whats up around here on your own there might be an initiation though.

[BAPE]

oh wow you have a lot of posts you must be one of those imockery gods prof. cool told be about nice site you have here i come in peace

[Esuohlim]

LMAO

[Schimid]

:lol

[Les Waste]

DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY SPARE CHANGE THEY CAN GIVE TO BAPE SO HE CAN BUY A FUCKING CLUE?!?!?!?!

[Jeanette X]

Bape, I suggest that you lurk for a long time, like several weeks, before posting again.

[Schimid]

That's what I did. :(

[ScruU2wice]

i didnt and i lost them forever :(

[CaptainBubba]

Bape, lemmee do you a favor. See I've been here for months just TRYING my ass off to get these good fellows to accept me! I really feel like I identify with their humor and I like the general feel of this place, but no matter what I do they won't accept me into their following.

Nip this in the bud. Save yourself many a teary eyed night and leave this land of woe forever , for no good can find you here. They just aren't very nice people and I for one am appalled at their lack of acceptance for people like me and you who just want to disscuss a more cynical brand of humor.

Btw, this will be my final post forever. I am leaving I-mockery.net for the rest of my time on earth. Because this thread has made me see that if someone like Bape can't fit in, then I don't really ever want too.



I'm still up for cyber anytime though guys. just IM me with your a/s/l. and no homos, roflmao. :rolleyes

[CaptainBubba]

I was joking. :)

[CaptainBubba]

Fine. >: Ok then! If you guys are gonna be that way then screw this board and screw this site! I don't care! i din't come here for friends anyway. >:

[CaptainBubba]

I couldn't help myself. I'm bored. So I guess I'm back again guys. :)

[BAPE]

Q Bape, I suggest that you lurk for a long time, like several weeks, before posting again.

A i don't know if i agree with that because i think the more i post the more i will get the feel for things around here and i can be ""one of the gang well ofcourse not for a long time but you know just give my 2 cents where i can to help but you guys no more than me tell me what you think i should do and i'll do it

[Schimid]

GOOD PLAN

[BAPE]

hey i made Esuohlim laugh so at least i made a good first impression there must be worse than me is this the initiation now. actually i guess you wouldn't tell me if it was unless i had to do something

[Esuohlim]

hey i made Esuohlim laugh so at least i made a good first impression

ROFLMAO

[sadie]

i believe there are a number of "perpetual lurker" positions available that would be perfect for someone with your qualifications, bape.

[Sethomas]

Yet some perpetual lurkers are quite overqualified for their position. THAT MEANS YOU, SWAMPER.

[Professor Cool]

either way we already have a primate here a I-mockery and his isnt a whiny little bitch

[BAPE]

ok i see it is pretty unanimus here that i am not wanted so i will go for good but if this is just the initiation tell me now so i won't go really

[BAPE]

yea AChimp is his name BAPE is a line of clothing does AChimp like BAPE clothes too and is that why i'm getting a hard time

[Perndog]

At the risk of excoriation from everyone else, I'm going to give you some actual advice. Don't take anything on these boards seriously. If someone insults you, don't take it personally, and feel free to give it right back (as long as you're at least somewhat interesting in doing it). There is no initiation, this is the way people treat each other. When you reply to a topic or especially when you create a new thread, be creative, interesting, and/or funny, or you will be ripped to shreds.

And you can't write worth shit. I have to read your posts three times before I can figure out what you're trying to say. Leave now and don't come back until you've passed fifth grade. See you in a few years. :newbie

[sadie]

:lol you read that shit three times? you must be stupid, too.

[ItalianStereotype]

At least until after my initial hazing was over.

you didn't GET hazed. you slipped in when the boards were being overwhelmed by retards. anybody as fucking DULL as you sure as hell wouldn't have escaped it otherwise.

[BAPE]

so there is no initiation. then was prof. cool just playing a joke on me. and JeanetteX siad there is a hazing. maybe Esuohlim told them to go easy i think he's giving me a break because i keep making him laugh. i must admit i am a little confused here with what you said Perndog. but i have thick skin and i wont take things seriusly. i just want to make an information post like JeanetteX but mine will be about skating. i will call it BAPE's wild world of sk8ing. but dont worry i will wait until i have been here a long time like she has first. so how is everybody tonight

[Jixby Phillips]

At least until after my initial hazing was over.

you didn't GET hazed. you slipped in when the boards were being overwhelmed by retards. anybody as fucking DULL as you sure as hell wouldn't have escaped it otherwise.

I agree, and I would also like to apply the statement to you and agree with it again.

BAPE, honey, are you retarded? I'm not being mean, I know those people are being big old grumpies. But are you?

[ItalianStereotype]

you really should take things seriously here. at I-Mockery, we are all racist, neo-Nazi wife beaters who would really love nothing more than accepting you into our fold.


and we are very serious about it.

I agree, and I would also like to apply the statement to you and agree with it again.

since you are so OBVIOUSLY the pinnacle of all things here and since your opinion so OBVIOUSLY matters, why haven't you said anything in the entire year that I have been here?

[BAPE]

no i am just getting into the groove here. soon enough i will be mocking with the best of them you just watch.

[Schimid]

I THINK I CAN, I THINK I CAN

[Jeanette X]

you didn't GET hazed. you slipped in when the boards were being overwhelmed by retards. anybody as fucking DULL as you sure as hell wouldn't have escaped it otherwise.

Are you this much of an asshole in real life, or only on the internet where people can't give you the beating you richly deserve?

[jin]

I vote BAPE off the island.

[Professor Cool]

quit calling me prof. cool, as a matter of fact don't talk about me at all last thing i need is that you will have my name on your binders when you go back to school.

[imported_Cynical.Angel]

hi im new :lol

[imported_Hollycaust]

keep up the good work, sport.

[imported_Wicked Steve]

Hi I'm new and I've survived for about a week. Where's my prize? :lol

[kellychaos]

Abused posters are just asking for it, I say. Go in the kitchen and fix me a chicken pot pie, bitch ... and grab me a beer. The game's almost on! >:

[Big Papa Goat]

I didn't know being an asshole was an Italian Stereotype, Italian Stereotyple. :lol2

[BAPE]

wow i didn't know there were so many other new people here i was feeling a bit like an outsider there but i guess we're all in it together so tell me guys have you been initiated yet and what happened

[Esuohlim]

maybe Esuohlim told them to go easy i think he's giving me a break because i keep making him laugh

You are a fucking moron.

[BAPE]

i guess mine has begun now i think i was wrong about Esuohlim unless he is joking now though i don't back down easy so you have to do better than that just joking

[Esuohlim]

YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON.

[Jixby Phillips]

BAPE:

There is no initiation. We think you are a moron and you have nothing to add to this forum. You might think we are saying mean thigns to you because you are a "newbie," but in actuality we are saying them because we mean them.

Also, esuohlim is laughing at how fucking idiotic you are.

See, a lot of us actually like it here, and try to contribute the best way we can. I remember FatSatan talking about how he'd make a big long post, decide it wasn't very good, and then not post it. That's how much a lot of us feel about this place. Now your posts, on the otherhand, are like diareah. Your thoughts are like diareah; they aren't good for anything, and they just come out to be splattered all over this forum, stinking up the place. This is something that you need to understand before posting here. There's no instructional booklet written about how to fit in here. There's no certain thing to say to make us all like you. This is not like every other message board where normal, bored-at-work people post just to pass the time and say absolutely nothing in the process. If you belong here, you know you do. If you don't then just shut up or go away or both.

And just because there are a lot of other retards here like you, who think they are being initiated or they are going to fit in as long as they keep posting, it doesn't mean you fit in either. There are people here 1000 posts who don't belong here are are as useless as you.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, belonging here is kind of like being the One.

[noob3]

I'm useless!

[Anonymous]

but we love you

[noob3]

I make long post all the time and don't post them :( Usually because they pulse with an overwhelming aura of stupidity :( And then I end up just making a nothing short post, that I edit alot. Because, it's more satisfying this way.

[BAPE]

ok i am hearing a lot of different things here about the initiation. JeanetteX told me there is one and she has been nice so far so i have no reason not to believe her jixby says there is not but he seems like the class clown around here so i don't know if i should believe it can a moderator or administrator just tell me what is going on i'll leave if that's what you guys want though i don't want trouble today

[Esuohlim]

Just forget about the initiation. There is no goddamn initiation. Stop posting about some fucking phantom initiation.

[noob3]

i cant even spell initiation on a consistant basis :(

[BAPE]

i guess i got my answer straight from the horses mouth so to speak well i guess that means you guys really do want me gone and were serius ok i wont make a fuss nice meeting you all and good like with the site Esuohlim

[noob3]

eso isn't a horse :(

[BAPE]

when i have trouble with words i go to dictionary.com check it out

[BAPE]

no i didnt mean to call him a horse it was a figure of speech like the head honcho or boss around here

[noob3]

what the fuck, eso isnt the honcho boss

[BAPE]

he runs this site how come nobody picks on you

[Esuohlim]

What in God's name are you talking about now?

[noob3]

i dont know

[Darryl]

Shit.

lol

[BAPE]

oh great was that just a joke too its ok to be serius sometime you know it might help people know what the heck goes on around here so there wont be all the confusion

[Jeanette X]

Bape:
Just...stop. Please stop posting. I beg of you. Lurk if you must, but for Ah Pook's sake stop posting! I'm sorry, but I can already tell you are not going to be welcomed here. Ever.

[Esuohlim]

oh great was that just a joke too its ok to be serius sometime you know it might help people know what the heck goes on around here so there wont be all the confusion

YOU NEED TO SHUT UP RIGHT NOW

[Stabby]

So compared to BAPE, I'm looking pretty cool, huh fellas? Fellas? :(

[imported_Wicked Steve]

he [Esuohlim] runs this site

:lol2

No, he just lives on the forums and is in on every discussion so it looks like he's someone important. :lol

[MrAdventure]

:picklehat DNO'T BE SAD BAPE, HERE COMES A PICK-YOU-UP :picklehat

B TO THE IZZ-A
P TO THE IZZ-E

WHUT WHUT WHUT

THA B STANDS FOR )UH HUH YEAH( BUDDIES

THE A STANDS FOR )WHUT YEAH( APPLES

THA P STADNS FOR )AWW YEAH( PALS

THE E STANDS FOR )WHUT DAWG( EMIGRATION

((HIP HOP HOORRAAAY, ******S, HIP HOP HOOORRAAAYYY, HOOOO((


WE'RE BUDDIES ******, AT LEAST I FIGGER

HERE'S AN APPLE TO WAKE UP, A HOBBY TO TAKE UP

BE A RAP PAL TO THE END, ON RAP U CAN DEPEND

I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME HERE, FOR THAT IT'S A RAP CHEER

*TGHUMPITY THUMPGS THUMPS THSUPM< THUMP*

THA B STANDS FOR )UH HUH YEAH( BEAT UP CHINKS

THE A STANDS FOR )WHUT YEAH( ACCESSORY TO A CRIMWE :(

THA P STADNS FOR )AWW YEAH( PUT BEHIND BARS :eek

THE E STANDS FOR )WHUT DAWG( EXTREA GOOD BEHVAIOR!!! 8)

((HIP HOP HOORRAAAY, ******S, HIP HOP HOOORRAAAYYY, HOOOO((

IF U WANNA GJOIN THSI ILLIN' RAP CREW

U GOTTA BE STROGN TO GET IN MY GANG

CUZ THSI IS AN INVITE FROM MY BLACKITY HEART

WE CAN LOOK FOR JOBS TOGETHER, U ADN I.

*TUHYMP A THUMP THUMP THUMP THUPM*

THA B STANDS FOR )UH HUH YEAH( BABIES TO FEED

THE A STANDS FOR )WHUT YEAH( APPLICATIONS WE FILL

THA P STADNS FOR )AWW YEAH( PAY FOR THA CABLE BILL

THE E STANDS FOR )WHUT DAWG( EMPLOYEE FOR LIFE

((HIP HOP HOORRAAAY, ******S, HIP HOP HOOORRAAAYYY, HOOOO((

WEAR A TIE ****** WEAR-A WERA-A TIE

WEAR SOME SLACKS, JOB HUNTIN' GUY

WEAR DRESS SHEOS NIGGA, CAN'T LOSE

U GOT THA AFFIRMATIVE ACTION BLUES

*THSUMP THUMp THUmp THUSmp Thump thupm*

[O71394658]

Doesn't anyone else find this character a joke...like someone mocking you... :/

[sadie]

you know, they make pills for that now. ;)

[kellychaos]

I always feeeeel like
Somebody's mockiiiiiin' me
And I get no privacy
Whoaha Whoa-o!