GODDAMN ROOMATE

[whoreable]

I have a strange habbit of picking up empty soda cans in my room and trying to drink the last drop outta them. Well today I let my roomate play some games on my comp and apparently he decided he should spit his dip shit in my can >:

needless to say I took a drink and just about threw up :( Goddamn that shit is gross. I bet it is even grosser after it has been in someone elses mouth too :( :( :(

I can still taste it :(
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[Les Waste]

your habit of trying to drink the last drop out of soda cans sounds as disgusting as your roommates habit of giving himself lower face cancer :(

[whoreable]

why? they are my cans :(
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[Les Waste]

My brother does that but he does that to every single fucking can he sees, whether or not it's his or not. He also does it to cans that are not empty. I fucking hate it when I open a can of soda, take a drink, turn my head, and he's drinking it. >: >: >:

[AChimp]

I bet you're popular at parties. No one has to pour out the empties when you're around. :)

[whoreable]

I agree. but all these cans are on my desk. MY DESK. HE SPIT THAT SHIT IN MY CANS ON MY DESK >: >: >:
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[Lenor]

Yeah so anyways, here in the wonderful life of dorm liveing on a college campus we tend to have to share this wonderful tiny space with someone who doenst give a fuck that your fist class is at 9 and they decide to have people in the dorm until 4 in the morning.

[Captain Robo]

I hope he eats it, then shits it into your mouth while you're asleep.>:

[whoreable]

YEA THAT WAS REAL FUNNY COCKMONGER :rolleyes

the dorm was pretty fun for me at the time but yea fuckers always coming in and outta my room got annoying as fuck.
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[Captain Robo]

Especially when they drink your soda and leave you with droplets :lol

[punkgrrrlie10]

i guess it's better than discovering cigarette butts in those cans.

[FeuerAffe]

Lenor, I feel your pain. My actual room mate is cool, but the rest of the people on the floor (all girls floor, and only 19 people) are so horrible. I have class tomorrow at 9:05 and they're up fucking running around the halls and yelling at each other. >:

We're looking at houses on Friday and need another room mate, but only the stupid people need places to live next year... :(

[sadie]

FUCKITY YUCK!
my ex chewed that nasty shit after he quit cigs, and he left cups and cans and bottles of it all over the fucking house. i'd raise hell, and he'd laugh. what a child.
thank god i never took a sip of it. i feel for you, whoreable.

[Mockery]

Think that's nasty? In high school there was a big "dip craze" one year, and all the cool guys would do it. They would have a mashed up Dixie cup in their inside coat pockets and spit into them when the teachers weren't looking. The cups would leak all over their clothes and everything. Disgusting as hell. One of 'em got caught once too, and the teacher gave him the option of getting suspended for a week or swallowing all of the dip. He chose to swallow it.

:puke

[sadie]

and another :puke

[James]

Lenor, have you met Captain Robo?

[Systemz]

I was in a greasy Montana bar once with some buddies and my cousin and this asshole walks in in the Montana dress code (wranglers, stetson, harley shirt and prosthetic arm) and orders himself a beer. He sidled next to my cousin and asks if he can buy her a drink. My Cousin's underage, so she's like "FUCK YEAH!" so the guy buys her a beer and a shot and starts that dip crap, like its gonna impress her. She downs her shot and nearly chugs the whole beer when the guy grabs her by the arm and takes the shotglass from it. He spits that shit into it, grins and then says "howsabout a kiss, babe?" so she smiles, puts down the shotglass picks up the glass ashtray off the bar full of her butts and says "sure babe, except this time USE A FUCKING ASHTRAY!" she slams the sharp edge of the ashtray into his nose, spilling the smoking butts into his eyes and laving his howling. She then pours the shotglass down his screaming throat and kicks him off his barstool, gurgling and clawing at his eyes. The whole bar goes silent, my cousing turns back around and orders another drink. I almost wept.
That's my dip experience. I would suggest repeating the exact same routine, use a vial full of hydrochloric acid instead of a butt-ridden ashtray.

[James]

HEY SWEET TITS, SAVE SOME MILK FOR THE ORPHANAGE!

[FS]

What's this dip we're talking about? Some kind of chew tobacco?

Drinking from cans you haven't been drinking from yourself in at least the past five minutes is asking for trouble. Disgusting, vomit-inducing trouble.

[whoreable]

yea thats what it is.

i guess i just need to clean up my fucking desk and not leave cans out anymore :( I would probaly bitch the hell outta anyone else, but my hes a pretty cool guy and it was an accident....and he also benches like 400 pounds or something.

yea at a high school i went to for a year dipping was the big thing. at least those retards used coke bottles so they didnt leak. but then again what can you expect in alabama.
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