Wiffles

[Schimid]

Where are ya, little buddy? :(

[pissed off salesman]

In my JUICE FILLED BELLY.

[Wiffles]

Im riiiiiiiight here! Whadya want? ^_^

[Schimid]

A bag of Wiffles. :(

[Professor Cool]

Besides RoG i think there have been more threads made about him than anyone else, Glowbelly a close second.

[Wiffles]

Im sorry, Wiffles was only a promotional product. It never took off due to some mean people spreading rumors that it was full of hamster poop. Its only innocent candy ;__;

Maybe I'll think of another product some day ^_^

[Schimid]

I thought there were testicles in it. :(

[Wiffles]

No, that was Miffles candy >_>

[Tropical]

Where's wiffle land?

It that where the holy grail is?

[Wiffles]

Wiffle Land is in my backyard, and no thats not where the holy grail is hidden. My neighbor's dog buried it somewhere near the old lady's flower garden O.O

[Professor Cool]

Its your backyard in candyland in the universe known as Parker Brothers?

[imported_MIFFLES]

No, that was Miffles candy >_>

YOU SICK FUCKER. YOUR CANDY IS JUST A RIP OFF OF SKITTLES, AND YOU PUT SHIT AND BALLS IN IT. :rolleyes

I AM GOING TO EAT YOU NOW WIFFLES. OMG, I ATE YOUR ARM OFF.

[starz]

omg

[Wiffles]

You didn't eat my arm off, that was the arm of my marshmallow sculpture O.O

[MLE]

i love marshmallows :love :love

*eats other arm*

[Esuohlim]

I thought there were testicles in it. :(

I recall purchasing a bag of WIFFLES brand candy, and, to my misfortune, I discovered a HUMAN TESTICLE resting on top of the rest of the tainted candy.

For not suing you, you should be DOING MY BIDDING right now, Wiffles. >:

[Schimid]

THAT'S WHAT I WAS REFERENCING >:

I forgot it was you, though. :(

[Esuohlim]

Well it was a horrid experience, nonetheless, and I'm not going to let it slide. >:

Wiffles, on your knees. NOW!. >: >:

[Wiffles]

Those aren't testicles. Those were testicle shaped gummy candy. If you discover one of those in your bag of Wiffles, you can either exchange it for a prize or eat it x.x;;

[Skulhedface]

The prize isn't an actual testicle, is it?

[Wiffles]

No, the prize is a tour around the Wiffle candy factory! ^_^
The reason why they were shaped like testicles was because the candy mold was poorly made X_X ....

Err I mean ..... lets stop talking about testicles shall we? ^ ^;;

[Rongi]

Oh great fucking excuse Wiffles.

Yesterday I had the misfortune of purchasing a bag of Wiffles brand candy. Not only did I find a HUMAN testicle, I found a human nail in it. I checked out the DNA on the nail and it turned out to be the nail of an 8 year old mexican boy who had gone missing about a month ago. I went to the Wiffles factory to find that all of the people working there where little mexican children being whipped and shackled by gigantic fucking hamsters.

What excuse do you have now, Wiffles?

The jig is up >:

[noob3]

lame

[Rongi]

one word insult

homophobic insult

ask me if I'm AChimp

change subject completely

Noob3 in a nutshell

[Wiffles]

But Wiffle Candy Factory is fully automated. There is no staff that run the factory. The only people that come there are either visitors or maintenance staff that only come on fridays O.O

Are you sure this is Wiffles Candy Factory? It could be Miffles Candy Factory.

[Skulhedface]

Ahh, but what if it is the testicles OF the maintenance staff? OR the visitors?

I think I'll call 20/20, see if they can get in touch with previous factory visitors, and see if they all still have their testicles intact. And because this is good ol' unbiased 20/20, I'll have them ask the women too.

[Wiffles]

Never confuse Miffles candy for Wiffles candy. Always trust the Wiffles seal of quality ^_^

[Skulhedface]

And what, pray tell, would the Wiffles Seal of Approval signify, or look like for that matter?

And no, I won't say testicle this time.

Maybe scrotum or something. ><

[Wiffles]

That means that each product is thoroughly inspected by me, Wiffles ^_^

And it is not testicles, its candy! Gah @_@

[Skulhedface]

What kind of volume does your candy company produce?

Methinks that if you run an international corporation, Wiffles would be spending far too much time inspecting said candy to have time to even THINK, let alone log on to the Internet and post here.

I think I'm being lied to.

[jin]

Can you shut up?

[Skulhedface]

Sorry, luv.

How can I make it up to ya?

[Wiffles]

The candy is sold in limited numbers, thats what makes it special ^.^

I only inspect about a hundred a day, which is not much ^_~

[Esuohlim]

Yeah, OK, just reimburse my 60 cents and you'll get the testicle in the mail. >:

[imported_MIFFLES]

WIFFLES CANDY HAS FUCKING BALLS IN IT BECAUSE HE IS A FAG. :rolleyes

I DON'T MAKE CANDY WIFFLES, YOU FUCKING TWAT. >:

[Wiffles]

You're so mean, you made Miffle candy and swaped the label with Wiffles. >_<

[Schimid]

HEY GUYS, I THINK WIFFLES IS A CHARACTER

[Triad-Brother Fu]

And it's like chojin too :/

That mean you pay twice the protection money :)

Happy Joy

[Wiffles]

Im not Chojin, am I? O_O

[Esuohlim]

WHERE'S MY 60 CENTS? >: >:

[Wiffles]

You ate the candy. Send me the bag first. I bet you loved that candy didn't cha? ^_~

[Esuohlim]

THERE WERE BALLS IN MY CANDY, WIFFLES. :explode

[Wiffles]

Then give em to me. Unless you ate them ^_~

[Esuohlim]

I SENT YOU THE TESTICLE IN THE MAIL. WE WENT OVER THIS BEFORE >:

[Professor Cool]

It makes me sick that you actually handeled a human testicle, milhouse >: . And WITH LOVE AND CARE!

[Evil Robot]

If Ed McMan were here he'd fucking kick all your asses. I can't heads or tails out of anything thats being discussed in this thread.

[Wiffles]

Do you know that mailing that stuff is illegal?? Chances are, the Federal Health Authority already has it. You should personaly deliver it yourself. O_O

[Spectre X]

So you can kill him and grind him up into more special features in your Wiffles bags? I think not! >:

[Wiffles]

But Im just a 13 year old kid. I am un-capable of doing that O_O;;

[Schimid]

13 year olds can't spell uncapable. :rolleyes

[Wiffles]

^_^;

[imported_MIFFLES]

I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU, THEN RAPE YOUR BODY WIFFLES.

[Anonymous]

o_O;;

[KevinTheOmnivore]

:bestthread