WHAT SIZE ARE YOU?

[kahljorn]

I haven't seen a bra-size / Cock size thread yet. Why not. Post your tit globulars and cock miniscualities here!

[Schimid]

18" :picklehat

[kahljorn]

Oh yea, I forgot I should call this the, "Men with small Penii pretend to be large to swoon the women he will never meet and get some form of self-satisfaction while he's jacking off to thoughts of his mother" thread.

[Skulhedface]

Magnum baby. Pure magnum. :eek

[Schimid]

Oh yea, I forgot I should call this the, "Men with small Penii pretend to be large to swoon the women he will never meet and get some form of self-satisfaction while he's jacking off to thoughts of his mother" thread.

22 NOW. :picklehat

[kahljorn]

I bet your mother's cock grew four inches too.

[Schimid]

OMG, STOP, I HAVE BLUE BALLS

24"

[Perndog]

40AA :lol

[kahljorn]

Another two on your mothers dick, you better stop before you have some kind of mental suffocation on her cock.

[Schimid]

WAIT WTF MY MOM DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS

[kahljorn]

OMG YOURE ALREADY LOSING YOUR MEMORY :O :O IT MUST HAVE GAINED AT LEAST ANOTHER FOUR INCHES.

[Schimid]

You've gayed up your own thread.

I am teh h4X0|2 :picklehat

[kahljorn]

You gayed it up with that lame ass avatar; that, and your presence.

[The_voice_of_reason]

Anybody who says their penis is bigger than 3" is a liar.



I am 488" myself ;)

[kahljorn]

I sold my penis to the devil, I got a perfect pussy now. And my ass? out of this world.

[CaptainBubba]

I ALREADY MADE THIS THREAD (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=1665). :rolleyes

[kahljorn]

Man, clicking that link was like a waste of half of a half of a minute. I feel so sad now I'm going to die.

[The_voice_of_reason]

I have huge hands and wear a size 13 shoe. It's all a lie.

[The Retro Kat]

You measure your penis's? You have penis's? I thought this was an all female board but me, the super casanova. Fuck.

[FartinMowler]

who cares find a small woman and your set. :/

[Rongi]

I have huge hands and wear a size 13 shoe. It's all a lie.

LOL :(

[Fuzzy]

I've got you all beat!

28...


millimeters :(

[Gåte]

I've got you all beat!

28...


millimeters :(

You stole my line >:

[Fuzzy]

lol, I'm sorry, would you like it back?

[agroskaterik]

I've got you all beat!

28...


millimeters

hahahahaha

oh, wait....

DAMMIT!

[sadie]

this thread sucks, but kahl really does have a nice arse.

[kahljorn]

I made this thread cause I wanted to talk shit on someone, you big breasted bitch. Plus I knew all the idiots with cypolian complexes would post in here, and what better fodder!

[sadie]

nice alliteration, mr. sensitive. and wtf is cypolian?

[kahljorn]

Sensitive? jeebus, somebody missed the joke :(

Napoleon? Cypoleon? Fuck if I know how to spell Napoleon.

[Fuzzy]

Damn... that guy really did have nothing. He was short, balding, and had a tiny penis. I'd be trying to conquer everything in-sight too, if i had it that bad. Atleast I'm tall! :)

[kahljorn]

Was there's like some Napoleon porno out there or something? If so, is there other royal porno?

[smoke66]

Anybody who says their penis is bigger than 3" is a liar.



I am 488" myself ;)

I would say 5", and it ain't the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean that matters. I'm gonna say 13" and hope someone mistakes me for john holmes or long dong silver or something...hope they want my autograph in pearl colored ink.

[Marilyn]

C-38, I don't have a dick.

[Perndog]

Why are so many teenage gothic girls fat? Is turning into goths really the best way they can think of to try and find a group who will accept them after they're shunned by all the popular kids?

[Marilyn]

Actually alot of people call me anorexic. Plus i have been starving my self for years so it's not my fault I'm that I'm fat. It's gods fault.

[CaptainBubba]

IS IT GODS FAULT THAT YOU HAVE DOWN SYNDROME?

[Marilyn]

What that? And it is his fault since he controls every thing. If he really loved all of us than why is he the one whos responsible for all the bad things that happen to people? The truth is he hates us all.

[CaptainBubba]

I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES. :lol

[Perndog]

Poor disillusioned Christian..my heart goes out to you...but at least you still believe He exists.

[Marilyn]

People use to manny words that i don't understand.

[glowbelly]

is english your first language?

or in other words...

DO YOU SPEAKY THE GOOD ENGLISH FIRST OR NO?

[Marilyn]

i'm a forigner.

[glowbelly]

YOU NO DID ANSWER QUESTION OF MINE >:

[Marilyn]

that means no.

[glowbelly]

YOU MUST AM BE THE TYPE OF CONFUSED. THAT IS USUAL A SOME THINGS YOU GO POINTY TO, NOT NO.

NO MEAN UH-UH SHAKE SIDE HEAD BACKFORTH.

[O71394658]

Mr. Miagi :love

[Esuohlim]

Actually alot of people call me anorexic. Plus i have been starving my self for years

WELL, I DON'T SEE WHY THESE PEOPLE ARE CALLING YOU ANOREXIC THEN >:

I HOPE YOU GET RAPED AND THEN YOU GET PREGNANT, BUT 7 MONTHS INTO THE PREGNANCY THE FETUS DIES IN YOUR STOMACH FROM LACK OF PROPER NUTRIENTS DUE TO YOUR NEED TO "STARVE YOURSELF". THEN THE DOCTORS SAY THAT YOU ARE TOO UNDERWEIGHT TO HAVE THE BABY REMOVED OR YOU'LL DIE DURING SURGERY, SO YOUR ONLY CHOICE IS TO SIT ON THE TOILET IN A GAS STATION BATHROOM AND KEEP STRAINING AND PUSHING UNTIL THE BABY HAS BEEN RELEASED THROUGH YOUR UGLY VAGINA. THEN A HEMORRAGE IN YOUR BRAIN FROM STRAINING KILLS YOU ON THE TOILET AND THE GAS STATION ATTENDANT UNLOCKS THE DOOR, SEES YOU DEAD ON THE FLOOR WITH A BABY CLOGGING THE TOILET ATTACHED TO YOU, AND HE DEMANDS THAT YOU GIVE HIM BACK THE BATHROOM KEY. >: >: >:

[pinky lee]

obviously this forum is pretty much a pickle party

lay off the sexist macho bullshit and maybe agirl or 2 would join

[Esuohlim]

HEY PINKY LEE, I HOPE YOU WALK DOWN A DARK ALLEY LATE ONE NIGHT AND ABOUT 85 COME OUT OF THE DARKNESS AND TIE YOU UP AND GAG YOU. THEN THEY RIP OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES AND PROCEED TO JACK OFF OVER YOUR FACE ONE BY ONE. AFTER THEY'RE DONE THEY WILL TAKE A LARGE KNIFE AND SHOVE IT INTO THE GROSS GAPING HOLE BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. THEN THEY LEAVE YOU THERE UNTIL MORNING, WHERE A BUNCH OF KIDS THROW ROCKS AND YOU AND CALL YOU MEAN NAMES. >: >: >:

[pinky lee]

so you are a racist as well as ignorant, sexist and emasculated by a woman who says what she thinks

sucks to be you

[Esuohlim]

LOL

[Perndog]

Uh oh Esuohlim, looks like you met your match! Fear the empowered woman! :chatter

[pinky lee]

please dont equate me with anyone who has a homepage on geoshitties

[Esuohlim]

HEY PINKY LEE, IS THAT VAGINA MAKING YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING? :lol

[O71394658]

:imock :love :bestthread

[glowbelly]

pinky is using big words just to confuse marilyn. :(

[kellychaos]

Do British people speak english ... uh ... OMG! ... nevermind! :(

Milhouse backwards was raped in the past in a similiar fashion as he so intimately desribed so basically any comments he makes of a sexual nature are skewed and basically irrelevant ... at least until his therapy is complete.

Thank you,

Milhouse Backward's Mother

[pinky lee]

HEY PINKY LEE, IS THAT VAGINA MAKING YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING? :lol


If having a vagina or being exposed to one made you stupid, and non-exposure to vaginas made you smart, this Al Roker fan would be king brainiac, seeing as the closest he's been to a vagina is probably when he sniffs his sister's underwear.

[Esuohlim]

AM I GOING TO HAVE TO STICK MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH TO GET YOU TO SHUT UP? >:

[pinky lee]

I guess forcible sexual assault is an option for you if you are really that deprived or otherwise incapable of expressing yourself, but remember what happens to sex criminals in prison. You might _think_ you will enjoy being a punkbitch, but you might not get that lucky:
http://www.talkleft.com/archives/004089.html

[Esuohlim]

KEEP TALKING LIKE THAT AND I'LL BEAT YOU SENSELESS, BITCH

[pinky lee]

Listen, don't prolong the cycle of violence by resolving conflict in the same way your Daddy used to shut you up, by humiliating you in front of the neighborhood kids by spanking your pimply ass on the front stoop of your tenement. That and hanging your peed sheets out on the line so everyone could see your shame.

Besides the fact, you might get your pasty white ass kicked if you put your wank encrusted paws on me Rokerboy. You should focus your energies more productively by using your FrontPage express and making more dorky pages for your geoshitties vanity site- hey, you might get 3 hits this month!

[O71394658]

I pulled an all-nighter last night getting some design homework done that was due today, and I FUCKING still sitting in my art lab waiting for my shit to print out because the fucking things are slower than molasses on a cold day.

anyways, I probably look like shit, and I'm starving...so I notice someone left a bag of food next to a computer. and no food is allowed in here, and they probably just left and forgot about it. Well, I'm sitting here eating it. lol. I literally worked my ass off all night, didn't shower, didn't eat, I'm in the same clothes I wore yesterday, and now I'm just sitting here done, waiting for my stuff to print.

Not really my all-time low I don't think, but still pretty bad that I'm eating someone else's food that was just sitting here out in the open, no one around....

what are your all-time lows?

>: >: :)

[sadie]

daisy, daisy, give me your answer true.
i'm half-crazy, all for the love of you.

[glowbelly]

GIRL POWER >:

[Perndog]

Damn left-wing bitches >: >: >:

[sadie]

glow power :love

[glowbelly]

word.

[Esuohlim]

Wanna cyber, pinky lee? :(

[CaptainBubba]

I would like Pinky Lee alot if she was funny or got jokes or had even a miniscule sense of humor. :(

[pinky lee]

No, stick to wanking to he-man comix and pretending you are a superhero who defeats his enemies with the radioactive spooge that leaks out onto his Under-roos after he's been used by ToxicWasteTopBoy

I suggest your name could be Bunzup Nealon

[pinky lee]

I would like Pinky Lee alot if she was funny or got jokes or had even a miniscule sense of humor. :(


Oh, so AlRokerboy's litany of threatening to beat me senseless, stick his tiny dick in my mouth and asking me to cyber are jokes? Sorry, I skipped the 2nd grade. I realize it was the best 3 years of your life and you absorbed those lessons in humor, I didn't.

[Perndog]

Yes, it's funny, because we're comparing it to you, and you're not funny. But we won't hold that against you - we know it's just because the liberal feminist righteousness just filled up all the space in your brain and pushed out the humor. ;)

[pinky lee]

Yes, it's funny, because we're comparing it to you, and you're not funny. But we won't hold that against you - we know it's just because the liberal feminist righteousness just filled up all the space in your brain and pushed out the humor. ;)

On what do you base this incredibly ignorant and inaccurate assessment of my political stance? If you check the Dems 4 Prez thread you'll see I espouse pretty conservative opinions. Yet that does not completely define the complex set of values and cognitive reactions that is moi.

And anyone who doodles stick-figures spewing recycled poop jokes is no arbiter of what is and what is not funny.


Apparently the male powerstructure on this board feels very threatened by any female who doesn't giggle prettily when they post a "joke" about physically or sexually assaulting her. You have a really twisted sense of humor you sick fucks.

[Marilyn666]

Esuohlim, You are not funny. >:

[Anonymous]

Oh, so AlRokerboy's litany of threatening to beat me senseless, stick his tiny dick in my mouth and asking me to cyber are jokes? Sorry, I skipped the 2nd grade.
Maybe you should have spend that year in second grade instead of cutting class, watching Green Acres marathons, and modelling on your father's webcam.

RESPONSE:
http://docweasel.com/iB_html/non-cgi/avatars/pinky.jpg
Obviously you have yet to engage in copulatory actions with a member of my esteemed gender. Masturbation joke. Sub-par comment on intelligence. Whining. Comment stolen from '1001 Snappy Comebacks and Witticisms (Paperback),' purchased at Bibelot, York Rd. branch, prior to bankruptcy. Vaginal bleeding. Whining (reprise).

[CaptainBubba]

Actually Pinky Lee, the main source of humor is the fact that your comically inept in the field of realizing hes fucking with you. I'm sure you must realize hes joking right? If that managed to escape you, which I'm pretty sure makes you mildly retarded, then I'll forgive your responses, but otherwise there is no excuse for you. I'll give you an example:

Lets say Milhouse calls you a ******. You'd probably talk about how its racist. This is because you completely lack the ability to put his statements or the statements of any others in any context other than literal. The correct reponse would be either a picture of a dead body or "I hate being a stupid blackie :( ".

[Perndog]

SHHHH BUBBA DON'T LET HER IN ON THE GAG WE'RE HAVING FUN!!! SHE'LL NEVER FIGURE IT OUT ON HER OWN, THAT STUPID CUNT! DON'T RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE! :lol

[CaptainBubba]

I don't think theres anything to worry about. :rolleyes

[jin]

I actually liked Pinky Lee because i thought it was an asian guy with a hot avatar of himself.

Unfortunately i have discovered it is actually a girl with downs syndrome.

:(

[sadie]

>: ~*giggle*~ >:

[pinky lee]

Basically reading over the posts of these guys who think they pwned me I can see illiterate loners whose only sexual outlet is wanking to porn. The few girls on this forum seem to like the abuse and 'show us your tits' mentality or they are too weak and mindless to speak up and so they go along to get along. I don't.

You have a one or two people who know politics and a whole lotta dumb ass kids -the guy with the geoshitties homesite dedicated to Doug Funnie is a good example- who seem to think talking about raping or beating girls is acceptable humor and a funny thing. Maybe in your little kiddy pool here it is, that's why I'm guessing they have very little actual contact with real life females. However, its not worth my wasted time to waste time on.

I post on a forum where the girls and their opinions are actually treated with respect and if some juvenile social outcasts try any childish piling on newbies they are stomped cyberly senseless. Its actually a fun and friendly place and there are nice people there. Maybe its because so many of the Mods and Admins are female that misplaced testosterone doesn't rule every thread. I suggest anyone with any sense check it out -see my sig. Most of you stay here in your playpen, its a good place for you.

Jibe all you will, I won't be back to hear it.

[Perndog]

Hey look, it's everyone's favorite pompous superior bull-dyke, pinky lee! :rave

You don't know shit about any of us in real life. You don't have the capacity to recognize sarcasm, mockery, or the faces people put on - you think a message board captures a person's real personality. But you're a fucking idiot. Talking about raping and beating girls is acceptable humor, because no one is serious about it and we know that idiots like you won't get it (and the fewer people get a joke, the funnier it is).

If you looked around this forum a little more you'll notice that if you deserve respect, you get it. Look at glowbelly and Jeanette. They're cool enough for people to be nice to them. You're a yelling, whiny, caustic bitch with no sense of humor, POSTING ON A FUCKING HUMOR MESSAGE BOARD and trying to tell people to change to suit you. In short, you suck at life, and I (and I'm sure others) would appreciate it if you fell off your high horse and it trampled you so we wouldn't have to sit through your bullshit anymore. Goodbye. :fu

[Phil the anorak]

Large enough not to fall out and in full working order........except with really ugly women

[FS]

We should stage a meeting between Pinky Lee and VinceZeb.

[Perndog]

That just totally made this thread, and I thought it was beyond redemption. :bow :lol

[Phil the anorak]

Basically reading over the posts of these guys who think they pwned me I can see illiterate loners whose only sexual outlet is wanking to porn.

Well thats safer than most forms of sexual activity in these times and the only downside is getting the bedsheets clean afterwards!

[FS]

The sadness is, Chojin pretty much nailed Pinky Lee's reply. In generous advance.

[Big McLargehuge]

Why does she knock porn and talk about how we're all misogynists and then link to porn in her sig?

[sadie]

'cause she's stupid. doh.

[Professor Cool]

Now I bring to you a brand-new (and probably the most retarded) feature on my site: Doug Funnie's Private Journal, the online journal by Doug Funnie. It's my idea, not ripped off of anything else...except for the "Doug" TV show, of course.

Any question you ever need to know about esuohlim is in that little paragraph.

[Rongi]

GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWHICH, BITCHES

[Skulhedface]

BUT A TRUE MYSOGYNIST WOULDA MADE HER SHUT UP AND GET A BEER. >:

[Anonymous]

If I were an admin, I'd fix all the errors in her post :<

[kellychaos]

Jibe all you will, I won't be back to hear it.

K! :)

[Big McLargehuge]

Now that she is gone we can get back to the topic of this thread, bigger than a bread box. ;)

[kellychaos]

Ask your mother. ;)

[Esuohlim]

HEY PROFESSOR COOL, REMEMBER WHEN YOU ASKED ME IF YOU WANTED TO HELP OUT WITH MY SITE? :lol :lol :lol

[Hobo Renee]

34 D :(