HELLO EVERYBODY I AM YOUR NEWEST AND GREATEST MEMBER!!

[Jixby Phillips]

HELLO EVERY1 I AM JIXBY PHILLIPS AND I AM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE :clapclap I JUST LOVE WHAT YALL DONE WITH THIS PLACE ITS REALLY HIP TO ME!!!!

I WAS JUST WONDERING HOW TO GET ONE OF THOSE PICTURE THINGS UNDER UR NAMES I THINK THEY'RE KEWL ^_^ DON'T YELL AT ME THO I'M NEW o_O

I AM SURE YALL WILL REALLY ENJOY MY CRAZY SENSE OF HUMOR *EVIL LAUGHS* *EVIL GRINS*

YALL :rolleyes

[Carnivore]

Welcome to I-Mockery, Jixby Phillips! Do you do funny characters?

[Mockery]

Hi there Jixby! Say, you should do a minimock for us sometime! You seem like a funny guy! ROFLROFLROFL

[Jixby Phillips]

HEY YALL, SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO REPLY, I'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE ALL OF THIS OUT!!!

CARNIVORE: WHAT DOES CHARACTERS MEAN?? LIKE MICKEY MOUSE? PLEASE EXPLAIN

MOCKERY: WHAT EXACTLY IS A MINIMOCK EXACTLY :/ I GUESS I STILL HAVE SOME THINGS TO LEARN AROUND HERE HUH!!

ALSO IS THERE A PROGRAM I CAN DOWNLOAD TO MAKE MY WRITING GO SMALL?? IT LOOKS LIKE I'M SHOUTING OR SOMETHING!!!!!!

[Zero Signal]

And if it's not good enough for I-Mockery, it's always good enough for Daily Bull! :lol

[Mockery]

*sigh*

Newbies. :rolleyes

[Evil Robot]

If your jixby, then who the fuck am I? Nooooooooooo!!!!!

[StRsCrEaM1090]

man you totaly eclipsed my entry into "new membership" ...sigh

[sadie]

it wouldn't have taken much.

[liquidstatik]

You guys are great. :)

[pjalne]

Hey look, Starscream.

[AChimp]

And if it's not good enough for I-Mockery, it's always good enough for Daily Bull! :lol

I eat left-overs. :yum

[FartinMowler]

I like the daily bull :/ I go back once a month to see if anybody replies to my posts :)

[Captain Robo]

HAY JIXBY WANT TO COME OVER SOMETIME? I'VE GOT SUNNY D AND PRETZELS (JUST DON'T TELL MY PARENTS J/K)

[DamnthatDavid]

Read the Guidelines Noobie Boy >:

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=3138

[SMN]

Hello, Jixby! I'm so glad we have another colorful character to these forums. W00t!

[glowbelly]

hi jixby! i'm mean, but a lot of people don't think so. >:

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Hi Jixby!!! I tell dick jokes!!!!!

[Rev. Danno]

Hi Jixby... I'm a letch, and a Drunkard... Yet people still pretend to like me...

[VolCanon]

Jixby the best way to get your writing small is by posting Anal/Animal porn links on this forum every day.

[executioneer]

i like how people can read today

[ProfessorCool]

I'm not Impressed >:

[Sethomas]

COME ON GUYS, AREN'T WE GOING TO GIVE THIS NEWBIE THE BEATDOWN HE IS MOST CERTAINLY DUE???

HEY DICKSBY FILL-UPS, WHY DON'T YOU STICK YOUR HEAD IN A BARREL OF WATER AND INHALE DEEPLY?? HAHAHA, GOOD ALLAH YOU SUCK.