fatsatan's and glowbelly's penis thread

[glowbelly]

i don't remember if i already did this here, but i miss willie getting upset about us talking about penises and i still haven't gotten you (fs) to post that picture that you sorta kinda promised me awhile back. :)

penis.

[James]

Oh NOW you love penis. What'sa matter? Run out of batteries for your mutant dildos? >:

[glowbelly]

hush up, virgin. >:

[James]

The rubber and plastic used in your dildo could have been used as a pacemaker for a young boy with heart failure. >:

THINK ABOUT IT.

[glowbelly]

my "heart" "throbs" and "pumps" just for him. :(

[kahljorn]

My Penis Itches.

[AChimp]

The title to this thread has several meanings! Tee hee! :O

[kahljorn]

Yea, i actually saw Glowbelly's penis once. She had her zipper down and it just slipped right out.

[Jeanette X]

This is the thread where the menfolk will post pictures of their penises. I command it be done. :picklehat

[kahljorn]

I politely decline.

[glowbelly]

nobody commands anyone in our thread, jeanie. >:

except me (and fat satan). :posh

[Jeanette X]

I was making an inside joke from the "Post your boobs here" thread. http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=4454&start=0
I am so misunderstood. :tear

[The Retro Kat]

I like my penis.

[Anonymous]

I'll post mine here if someone mails me $20.

[Dole]

http://www.laphonecards.com/images/twenty.gif

[FS]

I DECREE THAT THIS THREAD WILL INVOLVE THE DISCUSSION

OF PENISES. :posh

THAT IS ALL.

http://www.fragile-minds.com/fatsatan/sigs/no.png

I figure some day I'll get drunk enough at the right time to take pictures of my penis and post them, shortly after mailing them to all my relatives.

[The Retro Kat]

:lol

[AChimp]

Dear Aunt Mabel,

I'M A BIG BOY NOW!

Your nephew,
Juns (drunk)

[executioneer]

GREAT >:

FUNNY STORY, MY ROOMMATE ONE TIME GOT DRUNK (I ASSUME) AND TOOK A PICTURE OF HIS WEINER, AND PUT IT AS THE WALLPAPER OF MY COMPUTER >:>:>:>:

fortunately my OTHER roommate was the one who found it >:

-willie

[glowbelly]

yes, but was it BIG? or WEE?

[James]

ACHIMP CAN'T HANDLE THE WANG

[Jeanette X]

:puke

[AChimp]

That will so get you close to being banned. :(

[James]

It's a fucking penis thread, you sissy.

But fine, since people can't handle the wang, I'll remove it.

[AChimp]

You just want me to say that I can handle more wang than you. >:

WELL IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK. >:

[kellychaos]

Sharing penic threads is just ... so unsanitary! :(

[kahljorn]

yea, at least wear a condem when you're taking pictures of your dick, you sluts.

[glowbelly]

:( i missed the penis :(

[Jeanette X]

:( i missed the penis :(
Believe me, it was nothing you would want to see. :puke

[The_voice_of_reason]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/223710/5.jpg



A picture of a rock I took at City of Rocks state park in New Mexico.



I wish I got a picture of me standing on top of it :(

[Sethomas]

If consensus were that I should post a picture of my erect self, I would. Otherwise those who desire to see it will have to request it via a private message or something. I have such pictures on file "just in case."

[FS]

It's the cock-rock!

[kellychaos]

Emergency penis picture? Ingenius!! :posh

[glowbelly]

PENIS!!

[kellychaos]

As a form of comprimise, I'll be sending scented samples of my pubic follicles in enchantingly decorated Hallmark envelopes through the post. Get your requests in now while supplies last!

[Jixby Phillips]

I wish you'd get killed

[kellychaos]

So I should put you down for one? And the inscription?

[glowbelly]

fatsatan! penis!! STAT!!!

[FS]

FATSATAN'S PENIS 8 / 26 / 2003
Mood: Sleepy :sleep
Song: House of the Rising Sun - The Animals

[The Retro Kat]

:rock Great song!

[Rev. Danno]

GB, would it be ok if the guys didn't expose the penis, but just wore tight pants, or nug hugger shorts? Hell, I'd be willing to do that.
But I also a a nice looking wang. People say so all the time when I'm walking down the street, or at the grochery store, "Nice looking Wang you got there Danno!". All day long that's all I hear, I mean it's not long, it's a little longer then a Grade cup at starbucks is deep (don't ask), but it's a good looking wang.

[kellychaos]

Yeah, but all dat crazy dancin' you do aw da time make my penis soft! >:

[glowbelly]

danno?

ABSOFUCKINLUTELY

[FS]

I am such a teasecock.

[Super.Mario]

lol

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/223710/5.jpg
^^^What the fuck

[Jixby Phillips]

Sweet fucking god will you please shut up

[Jixby Phillips]

Private message from Super.Mario!

From: Super.Mario
To: Jixby Phillips
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2003 2:52 am
Subject: Fuck you

:lol2 :fu

Fucking genius.

[The Retro Kat]

If you love your penis or penis's, press 1.


11111111111111111111. (I love having it, I'd hate to be a woman, I'd feel so naked without it, although boobs would be nice.)

[Jixby Phillips]

I got another one.

I pimp slap you and stomp on your testicles with combat boots!!!
:fu :obey

pic of you -> :blowme

:lol2

:lol

[Super.Mario]

and why are you posting that here?
:confused :lol :lol2

[Jixby Phillips]

heres a picture of yoU:

http://www.joanprice.com/images/simmons.jpg

[Super.Mario]

Well heres a picture of you:

http://www.joanprice.com/images/simmons.jpg

[Cap'n Crunch]

ARE YOU TWO TWINS?

[Jixby Phillips]

Well heres a picture of you:

http://www.joanprice.com/images/simmons.jpg


:fu :lol2

[glowbelly]

that is definitely NOT a penis :(

[Geggy]

If it's not a penis then it must be a pussy.

[glowbelly]

oh yes, of course it must be, seeing that there are only two types of things in this world. :rolleyes

[Geggy]

The penis and the pussy are what makes the world go 'round and 'round.

[glowbelly]

interesting. hey! when was the last time you got laid?

[Geggy]

Fuck, is it really that obvious?





it's been one whole, long fucking month, by the way.

[The Retro Kat]

11111111111111111111111111 >: !!!1!!

[kellychaos]

Hermaphrodites never have full-size pairs of equipment. I want my satisfaction, DAMMIT! >:

[Rongi]

I hate you, KellyChaos

[Mockery]

http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/pornoisland/ani.gif

[kellychaos]

Finally! Something MY speed :love Don't hide our love away Millie :(

[glowbelly]

http://www.quns.cam.ac.uk/Queens/Events/mcr/mcr1/events/past/halloween/Ruth_Renee.jpg

[Helm]

are we supposd to post picturs of our penis in this here thread?'?

[glowbelly]

yes!

[kellychaos]

I have a picture of me in a full-body condom 'cause I'm a big dick. :)








Does that count?

[glowbelly]

that's nice

[roonTing]

I started this exact thread so long ago. Damn you copyright infringers. >:

[AChimp]

Hello roonting. I got used to being ripped off long ago. :(

[FS]

FATSATAN'S PENIS 9 / 14 / 2003
Mood: Indifferent :|
Song: The Final Countdown - Europe

[Helm]

Helm's Penis:
Mood: solipsistic
Song: Anacrusis - Paint a picture (lol)


Let's do this for a few years :picklehat

[roonTing]

Hi chimp. Yeah, my penis got used to being ripped off a long time ago too. Pun. Ha. Yeah, I am bored.

[glowbelly]

PENIS TIME!!!

[kellychaos]

http://plicketyplow.com/potd/whale.jpg

[FS]

I wish you didn't feel the moral obligation to reply everytime this thread is bumped.

FATSATAN'S PENIS 10 / 12 / 2003
Mood: Jumpy :rave
Song: The Foo Fighters - Fraternity

HELLO FROM MY PENIS, GLOWBELLY

[kahljorn]

At least i know kelly's sexual preference now... looking at whale porn...

[Jeanette X]

They used to make golf bags out of whale penises. :(

[GADZOOKS]

Can I make a golf bag with your penis, Jean?

[The Retro Kat]

...still love my penis...

[LacrimansTaurne]

Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams, but that picture isn't exactly what you think it is (http://www.snopes.com/photos/whale.asp).

[Jeanette X]

You caught an innaccuracy about animals that I missed, and you have a Rowan Atkinson avatar?!
I think I'm in love. :love

[FS]

Take it OUT of the penis thread. >:

[Nerd]

A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads. You wonder why the ocean is so salty . . . Don't swallow the water!

[executioneer]

You're retarded.

-willie

[kellychaos]

Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams, but that picture isn't exactly what you think it is (http://www.snopes.com/photos/whale.asp).

Thank you Encylopedia Brown.

[KellyGayos]

no

[Jeanette X]

GB, would it be ok if the guys didn't expose the penis, but just wore tight pants, or nug hugger shorts? Hell, I'd be willing to do that.
But I also a a nice looking wang. People say so all the time when I'm walking down the street, or at the grochery store, "Nice looking Wang you got there Danno!". All day long that's all I hear, I mean it's not long, it's a little longer then a Grade cup at starbucks is deep (don't ask), but it's a good looking wang.

I'd still wanna see. :)

[The Retro Kat]

God, my penis rocks.

[glowbelly]

prove it >:

[FS]

HELLOWBELLY

[executioneer]

SHOULD I POST A PICTURE OF MY PENIS, ONE TIME WHEN I WAS GETTING A PHYSICAL IN HIGH SCHOOL THE NURES BASICALLY TOLD ME I HAD A LITTLE DICK, OR RATHER IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS LITTLE AND IT WOULD LOOK BIGGER IF I LOST SOME WEIGHT >: SO SHOULD I POST A PICTURE OF MY TINY TINY WANG OR SHOULD I POST A PICTURE OF THE SPORTSCAR I BOUGHT TO MAKE UP FOR IT INSTEAD :( :(

-willie

[glowbelly]

willie: YES!

fs: PENIS. STAT.

[Matt Harty]

time warp :o

[FS]

IT LIVES

I bought a matchbox sports car to come to terms with my grossly oversized penis. ;)

edit: leave the 100th reply for Glowbelly (or possibly Willie), you unfunny chumps.

[mubert]

I'll post mine here if someone mails me $20.

couldnt you label that as a form of prostituition? you sick bastard?

[ArrowX]

i could lable it as old you dumbfuck :(

[kellychaos]

I miss KellyGaos. :(

[glowbelly]

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[FartinMowler]

Ok it's quiz time (not jizz time :lol ) which of my testicles hangs lower than the other? (bet they didn't do that on Sesame street) :/

[Sajuuk]

Meet the Jizzer.

[executioneer]

lol >:

[FS]

HOORAY >:

[kellychaos]

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Itemized listing of her "toys". :)

[executioneer]

PENISES WITH MAYONNAISE >:

[kellychaos]

Gently stir baby badder and place in oven preheated to 98.7 degrees for 9 months.

[PILLOWFIGHT]

your a filthy c*nt everyobne HATES YOU!!!!

[Seven Force]

Just wondering, is there a normal, average penis size?

[MLE]

THIS ISN'T YOUR PENIS THREAD >:

[Seven Force]

I don't care. It's about penises in general.

Tell me. Fuckin' towel.

[ArrowX]

8 ft 3 inches

[FS]

I can tell a lot of people need to GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD

MLE can stay because she laughs at my jokes :( Sometimes :( and maybe a few other people

Other than that it's FATSATAN'S AND GLOWBELLY'S PENIS THREAD, featuring the comic delights of WILLIE

[glowbelly]

yah >:

[FS]

Hi Glowbelly! :picklehat

[Captain Goodtimes]

If yer blue and you dun know where to go to
why dont yah go where dfashun sitsssssssss

Puttin' on the Ritzzzzzzzzzzzz

http://buy.overstock.com/images/products/T934917.jpg

[Seven Force]

If yer new and you dun know where to go to
why dont yah go where crack-whore shitsssssssss

Suckin' on the Clitzzzzzzzzzzzz >:

[MLE]

i can stay :) i'm also glowbelly's fren :>

[executioneer]

THANKS FOR RUINING THIS THREAD, SEVENFARTSINUSA >:

[Captain Goodtimes]

Watch out now, he might use a south park reference against you.

[executioneer]

HO NO I MUST NTO BE *RESPECTING HIS AUTHORITAH* ENOUHG :rolleyes

[executioneer]

HAY STEVENFARTSINUSA WOULD YOU SAY YOUR *LIVIN A LIE* :lol

[executioneer]

sevemforceingua

psst

did u here kyles momz a b*tcjh pass it on >:

[Captain Goodtimes]

If achimp posted here, BLAME CANADA :rolleyes

[executioneer]

jesus i hate people who say that and mean ti :lol

[executioneer]

i also do hate penis >:

[payne]

i hate willie he scare me

[FS]

GLOWBELLY

Just the other day I was watching this program about couples improving their sex life with toys, since there wasn't any real porn on.

And they tried out the Accomodator. Even though every one of them couldn't stop laughing.

Unfortunately they didn't show the guy using it, just trying it on. And though his girlfriend thought it looked stupid, she seemed to think it did serve its purpose. Kind of.

That reminded me of my idea to put on an Accomodator and fight crime. Or become a unicorn, either one of those two.

[kellychaos]

Accomodate Her :lol

[FS]

You just love this thread, don't you?

[executioneer]

http://www.cathuria.com/bcd/Orgazmo.jpg

[glowbelly]

if i have a boy in my belly, i will spend the next 7 months with a penis permanently trapped in my womb.

top that!

[FS]

I don't wanna! >:

[Anonymous]

FS, you have to trap a young boy and molest him for at least 7 months and a day to meet that. You'd better not back down now.

[FS]

And that's seven months straight, right?

FINE :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

Be careful; Month 3 is a doozy, especially when they learn to scream as shadows pass in the window.

[FS]

Wait a second, I think for this to work, I actually have to be the one being raped.

So I'll be spending the next seven months AND ONE DAY with a man tied to my back.

[ThisIsWitty]

Don't you do that anyway?...

[Jixby Phillips]

good one

[glowbelly]

i refuse to let terra's tits thread surpass our penis thread.

fatsatan, it's time to unite forces here. AND I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY THAT ;) ;) :orgasm

[FS]

I think I do. WONDER PENIS POWERS ACTIVATE

SHAPE OF AN ERECTION

[glowbelly]

form of pail of semen :(

[FS]

I think we're going to need a monkey.

[kellychaos]

Shazaam! :(

[ThisIsWitty]

Shaq can do it!

Wait, no...that was an 'Sh', not a 'K'

[davinxtk]

Couldn't someone theoretically be banned for this?
I mean, to be honest, I think the last time I took cock shot was when I was 17.
Doesn't that qualify as child porn?

P.S. I don't want any lurkers IMing me over this. It's bad enough the amount of people who IMed me after that ass picture.

[the[Hitman]]

Honestly, how drunk do you have to be to post your ass on the internet?

[The Retro Kat]

Honestly, how gay are you two?

[davinxtk]

]Honestly, how drunk do you have to be to post your ass on the internet?
Not all that drunk, to be perfectly honest.


Honestly, how gay are you two?
Not all that gay, to be perfectly honest.

[Anonymous]

Davin gave me a cock shot.

[davinxtk]

I refuse to confirm or deny these allegations.

[Helm]

what nobody has posted a picture of their penis yet omg this must be amended asaaap uh here's some greek 1-bit penis so the i-mockery police doesnt catch us!

http://www.sylpher.com/helm/penis.gif

[FS]

Since it's got black and white, can I pretend it's a 2 bit penis and call it a two-bit penis?

[Helm]

1 bit because when the bit is 1 it's black and when it's 2 it's white :(

but my penis costs more that 25 cents :(

[davinxtk]

Tell me that fringe at the top of the picture is your hair.

[Helm]

yus

[davinxtk]

http://24.60.240.39/i-mock/pic103.jpg


In case you couldn't tell, this is me being jealous and regretting a bad decision.

[Helm]

yeah by penis is probably longer than yours too

[Terra]

imock verification authority please send all shots to me and i'll announce the winners after work today thank you very much all entries must be in by noon cst

:bestthreadever

[Dole]

Is that actually your winkle, Helm?? Jesus man, where's your dignity?? :posh

[Helm]

do you still love me :(

[Dole]

yes of course.

[Helm]

bye bye 1-bit penis :(

all good things must come to an end. This:

:bestthreadever

was not the intended result.

[FS]

It's not fair to glowbelly, someone finally posts their penis and it gets removed before she gets a chance to see it!

I'm feeling vicarious penis deprivation anxiety.

[Helm]

Well then I guess if glowbelly wants my cock so bad she's just going to have to ask, uh

[Anonymous]

PM me :<

[glowbelly]

never fear, fs! i saw it! i just didn't have time to comment cause i had to go to the baby doctor :D

helm, thank you. you have a glorious penis. i mean that.

terra: go get your tits fixed. then make sure to send pictures to all the internet boys that are willing to bat an eye in your direction. it's obvious that things work best for all involved when you are being solicited, not when you do the soliciting.

[FS]

Now I'll have to find a way to top Helm and get back in control of this thread.

Let's see... Charcoal sketch or daguerro-type?

[glowbelly]

charcoal leaves fingerprints

[kellychaos]

If you roll your whoha on a stamp pad and then onto paper, you can make a pecker print that is unique to you only ... like a snowflake. :)

[The One and Only...]

You know, I could post my wang and prove once-and-for-all its massive stature, but then this site might be investigated under child pornography charges.

So... no.

[glowbelly]

listen, disproportionate penis boy, nobody wants to really see your "giant" cock. the only reason why there is an argument over what the true size of it is, is because you are stupid, shallow and INSECURE enough to argue with the likes of these people when they say it isn't that large.

so hush up.

bragging about your cock size isn't going to get you in any girl's pants any quicker. and to tell you the god honest truth, from an experienced woman of 29 years of age: YOUR COCK IS TOO BIG (if it's as big as you say it is) AND WILL PROBABLY CAUSE MOST DECENT WOMEN TO BLEED WHEN YOU FUCK THEM.

now don't ever display your typing skills in this thread again.

[The One and Only...]

It's not that I'm bragging about my dick. In fact, if you will remember, I'm the one who said that a dick of my size isn't that much over the norm. It's not a friggin' foot long or anything like that. I called it massive in my last post as an attempt to roll with the on-going joke.

I'm just in the mood to dispel myths, like how I dispelled the one about me being fat. 'Course, I would never post my penis just for that purpose, which is why I was being sarcastic.

I'm not sure what I did to get you so pissed, but my simple responce would be fuck you, and yes I did have to post this in your precious thread.

[Brandon]

It's been a while since someone actually bothered to write an in-depth rebuttal to OAO. These days, it's usually just a simple "fuck you."

[The One and Only...]

P.S. responce should be response, but for some reason I can't edit my posts. Just want to point out that yes, I can spell.

[glowbelly]

well thank god you dispelled that myth.

[hawaiian mage]

Uhh... hey. I have a question for Helm...

See, I have this... friend... that wanted to see the naked Helm pic but he... or um, she I mean, or, uh, not like that even matters any way but uhh... she... wanted to see the naked Helm pic, but she was too embarrased to go and reveal his, I mean her identity by going for the PM and asking outright, and on behalf of her I was going to politely ask Helm to put the pic back up on the public domain of this thread.

Becuase that would be awesome.

[The One and Only...]

well thank god you dispelled that myth.

Perhaps you misunderstood me. The myth I was referring to was the one that I was lying about my penis size. I'm not, I just don't think it's a very big deal.

[camacazio]

OH MY GOD MY BRAINS ARE MELTING

[FS]

HELLO, FELLOWS

*swings mammoth cock through the air*

I WAS JUST WONDERING...

*tosses cock of epic proportions over shoulder*

WHICH WAY TO THE BUS STOP?

*absently plays with cock to end all other cocks*

OH NEVER MIND, I SEE IT RIGHT THERE

*points with comically oversized cock in hand*

[Helm]

no I'm sorry man I cut it off and thew it in the garbage :(

[kellychaos]

Ummm ... hello ... AND ... shut up! < Let's mammoth cock drag behind him and make grlorious pecker tracks in the sand as the sun sets on his bronze buttocks >

[Seven Force]

Why the fuck am I still getting emails about this?! :( Sorry guys.

Continue. I'll find my own way out. Hopefully without stepping on FS's gargantuan penis.

[executioneer]

PENIS THREAD >:

[Dole]

FS made me LARFOUTLEWD

[hawaiian mage]

How IRONIC! Helm made me CRY OUT LOUD.

I mean my friend. My friend cried.

[kellychaos]

Like the first time that I saw the underside of a horse ... failed expectations ... the dream is gone.

[Drev]

PENIS :(
TWO CATS ARE HAVING SEX AND MAYBE THEY;REE HAVE KITTENS! :(

Just wanna tell ya that.

[FS]

Ahh, this thread.

[glowbelly]

it's like home, isn't it?

[Helm]

Penis.

[executioneer]

cock

[executioneer]

penis

[executioneer]

ok from now on i'm only going to post in this thread when i'm not wearing pants

[Helm]

I read you.

[executioneer]

have u seen the ghost of john

[executioneer]

long white bones with the skin all go-o-one

[FS]

wouldn't it be chilly with no pants on? :(

[glowbelly]

PEE PEE TEEPEES (http://www.uncommongoods.com/item/item.jsp?itemId=13271)

[executioneer]

we are Indians!

[glowbelly]

http://s88071834.onlinehome.us/glowbelly/pictures/23weeks3daysboy.jpg

[FS]

sup.

[glowbelly]

it's nice to know that this thread right here will always bring you back :)

[kellychaos]

It's like a gijundous penis beacon. :)

[siekopwnschojin]

ITS MY TURN WITH THE SEX BOX!~!~~~!

[glowbelly]

OK SO GO LOCK YOURSELF IN THE ROOM AND GET TO IT !!!!~~~

[kellychaos]

Just a month to go?! It doesn't seem like it's been that long ... although it probably does to you. So, are you all set for the big occasion ... mentally, physically, financially, whatever and et cetera?

[glowbelly]

i'm completely ready and at this point cannot freaking wait to get this little monster out of my body.

i often wonder if he feels the same way? for example, i don't want to be pregnant anymore. i wonder if he doesn't want to be in utero anymore. sometimes it really feels like he wants out badly, especially when he knocks me in the ribs or head butts my bladder.

[kellychaos]

He won't remember anyway 'cause his cranium is still forming. :)

[Helm]

the little dude is wearing a hat

[FS]

I think it's a turnip riding a horse's neck.

[glowbelly]

fatty? you can take the penis out of your tushy now. you win.

[Matt Harty]

welcome back to the top penis thread

[FS]

What did I win? :eek

[glowbelly]

the right to post proof that you did have a penis inside you for the past 9+ months

[Matt Harty]

:lol

[glowbelly]

:eek fatsatan :eek

[FS]

GLOWBELLY IS THAT YOU??

It's dark in here :x

[FS]

I just took a few pictures of myself just out of the shower. :eek

I'm not sure why, I wanted a picture of myself with weird hair to use for something.

[Emu]

pix plz

[kellychaos]

Why did he put a tennis visor on it?

[glowbelly]

we have a connection, fat satan and i.

[executioneer]

i am breaking the rules of this thread

[glowbelly]

:eek willie are you wearing pants? :eek

[Terra]

Aw who cares? He's a veterano who can break it! This thread needs a sticky.

I feel we need to vote to keep it going. :)

[Pancakes]

i feel we need to put a muzzle on you

[Terra]

Oh shut up. Your just a pancake >:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Chile-Chili-Pepper-Seeds-Unique-Penis-Shaped_W0QQitemZ7744910134QQcategoryZ75653QQssPage NameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

This is in honor of the penis thread.

[executioneer]

lol the penis thread needs to be sticky :x

[executioneer]

this forum is gross

[executioneer]

GROSS

[Chojin]

hey terra has a new avatar that looks nothing like what she said she looked like last time

are you also father spaz

[Terra]

SIR!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

so, is that your picture? I thought you were a fat blond

[kahljorn]

don't you guys know that females try a new look about every six months

[GADZOOKS]

Yeah! Like one minute guitar woman was a pink haired idiot and then a few months later she's a dude-idiot.

[Lenor]

interesting...

[executioneer]

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSS

[Lenor]

huh?

[executioneer]

i said gross

[Lenor]

umm thanx... ??

[executioneer]

i was talking about this forum :x

[Lenor]

oh.. Rock!

[Terra]

so, is that your picture? I thought you were a fat blond

meanie. i'm not fat it was the tits and i wished you a happy birthday and it's my badass buddy

meanie.

you are a meanie

[Chojin]

you kinda look like the lady pantitude now

[Lenor]

eric.. do you still look like a oompaloompa? haha

[glowbelly]

lenor! are you still putting on the stupid act for i-mockery? i mean normally, when people leave this place for a long time and then return, they're a little more tolerable.

you, my dear, haven't changed one little bit.

now skedaddle out of the penis thread, unless you have something to contribute.

thanks :)

[Girl Drink Drunk]

No thread is safe from Lenor.

Also, Tara, I don't care about what the others are saying. you look great.

[Misdemonar]

sniperwulf you are Ga-y! :eek

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Oh shit! The secret's out! :/