my stupid poranoid theory

[bluemanfruit]

I have a theory about why theres so much porn on the net. I think
its an attemped to get our etention away from importent events. The stuff that realy matters like the fact that out of our last four presidents the allstimers ,the wimp, the purvert, and the dope smoking coke snorting war mongering idiot. the pevert was our best one and the rest have been taking america to hell. And to be frank they've all been warmongers. we can send billons on war and the rights of crimanals but we can't educate our children or house our pore. Nny way im propably just poranoid.

[CaptainBubba]

WHERE DO THE OLSEN TWINS, CHEESE, SQUIRRELS, MIDGETS, LOUIE ANDERSON, ROSIE O- DONNEL, AND GIR FALL INTO THIS????

[O71394658]

OMG you are right. How come I didn't see this before. Thank you for opening my eyes.

>: :/

[The_voice_of_reason]

All this time I just thought it was because people like to masturbate >:

[glowbelly]

ewww, the number person signed up here on my birthday. :(

[ScruU2wice]

i also have a theory that your theory is beyond stupid and that you shouldnt start any more threads >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

I think
its an attemped to get our etention away from importent events.

You cam't spel fer shot.

[TeRRaNuSER]

I have a theory about why theres so much porn on the net. I think
its an attemped to get our etention away from importent events. The stuff that realy matters like the fact that out of our last four presidents the allstimers ,the wimp, the purvert, and the dope smoking coke snorting war mongering idiot. the pevert was our best one and the rest have been taking america to hell. And to be frank they've all been warmongers. we can send billons on war and the rights of crimanals but we can't educate our children or house our pore. Nny way im propably just poranoid. there's it's attempt attention important pervert billions criminals poor probably. And now that your english class is out of session.

Clinton was the best president? Yes, that is why 4 months after he is out of office the one with the IQ of 92 is able to find 13 large corporations that have been comiting major tax fraude for the last several years.

[Cap'n Crunch]

You aren't witty at all, so stop trying to be. :rolleyes

[UtterParadox]

Wait, if the reason porn exists is to distract us from the fact that our last FOUR presidents were worthless, then why did it exist before the Reagan administration?

[Evil Robot]

bluemanfruit needs more digitaL ENHACEMENT. Perhaps his squares are all fake?

[kahljorn]

"Yes, that is why 4 months after he is out of office the one with the IQ of 92 is able to find 13 large corporations that have been comiting major tax fraude for the last several years."

Yea, cause you know how the president sits around looking at companies for tax fraud, that's so the presidents job. Thank God we have the IRS to run the country for us.

[Jeanette X]

I have a theory about why theres so much porn on the net. I think
its an attemped to get our etention away from importent events. The stuff that realy matters like the fact that out of our last four presidents the allstimers ,the wimp, the purvert, and the dope smoking coke snorting war mongering idiot. the pevert was our best one and the rest have been taking america to hell. And to be frank they've all been warmongers. we can send billons on war and the rights of crimanals but we can't educate our children or house our pore. Nny way im propably just poranoid.
It must be another part of that gay agenda that I keep hearing about.
:blowme :blowme :blowme :blowme :blowme :blowme
:wank :wank :wank :wank

[ScruU2wice]

y did u edit your post 26 times evil robot?

[Cap'n Crunch]

He didn't. It's part of his sig.

[sadie]

i wonder if my squares are fake. :(

[The Retro Kat]

the allstimers[i].

Alzheimer's?

[punkgrrrlie10]

I have a conspiracy theory that Kurt Cobain was taken out by the record company execs so that all his music will be in the public domain sooner and they can use it w/o paying royalties. Of course it will still take a good 60 years for that to happen...BUT IT'S POSSIBLE!!!

[FS]

And then...

THEY'LL BE RICH! RICH I SAY.

Threads like these really show that people don't read the rules and guidelines. :( Not that that comes as a surprise.

[Protoclown]

I have a theory that this thread sucks.

[Evil Robot]

When I was a little kid I thought alzheimer's was spelled "old timers" since so many old people get it.
btw screwutwice I edited it 26 time THREE YEARS AGO?

[TeRRaNuSER]

while evilrobot Can count, he never claimed he could subtract :rolleyes

[kellychaos]

ewww, the number person signed up here on my birthday. :(

OMG! It's an omen. Play his eight bazillion letters in the lottery.