Can anyone read Japanese?

[The_voice_of_reason]

I found this vase (saki container?) that was made in japan and i was wondering what all the writing on it means. well here are some pictures.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/223710/Dscf0021.jpg


http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/223710/Dscf0014.jpg


http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/223710/Dscf0016.jpg

[pjalne]

It says 'Tentacle monster eggs inside. Do not open.'

[asuka_hishima]

It is of one happy.

[The_voice_of_reason]

I am beggining to think that you aren't really Japanese.

[Anonymous]

Frankly, I don't think we talk about tentacle monsters enough on these boards.