HELP

[Rongi]

THIS GIRL I LIKE HAS A BOYFRIEND

AND HE'S MORE ITALIAN THEN ME

AND I'D BE WILLING TO BET HE HAS A BIGGER WEINER

:tear

[AChimp]

What are you talking about? Everyone knows that Italians have tiny cocks, so if he's more Italian than you, then you'll come out on top. ;)

[Royal Tenenbaum]

They are also really greasy, smell funny, and educational failures. It looks like you have a decent shot. :)

[ROOKIE]

Stereotypes are cool.
http://www.arrakis.es/~benitogato/fattony.gif

[Jixby Phillips]

"HEY-A! I THREW-A UPPA YOU PLATE-A!" :picklehat

[James]

Basically, forget about her. Never talk to her again, never look at her, and do your best to never be anywhere she might be.

[Jagged Seven]

Just be more Italian than him. Walk over to him and punch his lights out. The girl will be impressed and she will blow you like an asthmatic monkey on XTC.

[The_voice_of_reason]

KIIIIILLLLLL HIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMM with a baseball bat whilst wearing a black and whit suit and listening to opera.

[CaptainBubba]

James is right. >:

[Rongi]

Ha! Fuck all you guys.

We're going out :(

[James]

Um, what the fuck? You better be fucking joking.

[Rongi]

I think that was pretty much given :blah

:tear

[James]

Fucking scare me like that. >:

:tear