AS THE WORLD ENDS

[mburbank]

Here's my plan: I keep ignoring the impending end of the world as we know it, pretending like hell that it isn't happening and then seconds before I die, think: Shit, I totally knew the world was ending and I missed my opportunity to do something wild and out of character.

[Anonymous]

You should go out like Spoony. Or whatever the name of that guy from your sketch was.

I still have that pill bottle. I used it to take shots one day. :(

[sspadowsky]

HAPPY SPOON!

Anyway, I think I'd use that time to take care of a few people on my "list." >:
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[Protoclown]

I think I'd use that time to take care of a few people on my "list." >:

Dude. While I appreciate it, you TOTALLY don't have to do that for me. I'm sure that eventually I'll lose my virginity left to my own devices!

[mburbank]

I'm directing a one man show this spring starring the guy who played Happy Spoon.

IF THE WORLD DOESN'T END FIRST!!!