NES AUCTIONS FOR YOU SLAPPY BASTARDS

[McClain]

Okay now... I get a load of grief from resident bastards every time I post a link to my ebay auctions, so I'm doing you a favor; I'm offering up my shit to you all first. I doubt I'll get any bites 'cause you're all a bunch of broke ingrates, but FUCK ME FOR TRYING! I'll get at least $40 an auction on ebay, so don't offer me less or I'll spit in your face.
Every game, console, controller and peripheral works. Every console has a new 72-pin connector.

Lot #1
NES console w/ peripherals
1 NES controller
1 3rd party turbo controller
Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros. 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
John Elway's QB
Double Dribble
Batman
Alpha Mission

Lot #2
NES console w/ peripherals
2 NES controllers
1 Four Score multitap
Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt
Rygar
Super Mario Bros. 3
Double Dribble
Major League Baseball
The Hunt For Red October

Lot #3
NES console w/ peripherals
2 NES controllers
1 gray zapper
Top Gun
Hoops
Double Dribble
Blaster Master
Dragon Warrior
Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt

Lot #4
*Customized NES console w/ peripherals
1 NES Advantage Joystick
2 NES controllers
Mike Tyson's Punch Out
Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt
*It's customized because it's been painted NES-themed colors and has a giant NINTENDO sticker on the top.

If you're serious about buying, I'll email you pics. I have to take them first, though.
~edit: I only accept PAYPAL, MONEY ORDERS or well concealed CASH.

[Mockery]

I just wanna see a pic of the customized console.

And while we're on the subject, where the hell are you getting all these NES systems from? Are you making a living off these things now? o.O

[McClain]

I get most of them at the swap meet. I'll buy a lone console for $5 or a complete set for around $15, add in a few games, a new 72-pin, sell it all for around $40 and make about $10. Not too much of an overhead. It's more of a hobby.

http://www.shewdesign.com/mcclain/customnes.jpg

[whoreable]

i would consider buying a set for 40 if i could mix and match 6 games..but you probaly dont want to do that.

[McClain]

Honestly, no. But I understand why you'd want to do that... There are a couple crappers in there. But I tried to put at least two really good games in each lot. And by really good, I mean okay.

~edit: Then again, it all depends. What are you thinking of?

[whoreable]

Mike Tyson's Punch Out
Rygar
Blaster Master
Alpha Mission
Batman
The Hunt For Red October

:/ I think thats what i would consider, but i wouldnt be too disappointed if you said no.



does the 4 score work with every 4 player game? I sort of remeber hearing that the satallite worked with some that the 4 score didnt, not that it matters though jsut curious.

[AChimp]

I will give you TEN CANADIAN DOLLARS for any one of the packages.

Keep in mind, these aren't just normal dollars; they are Canadian. The bill I will send you is purple with gold maple leaves that shine when you tilt it in the light. It will blow your mind.

With these TEN CANADIAN DOLLARS, you can buy ANYTHING in Canada worth TEN DOLLARS or less, including:


Several chocolate bars (wrapped)
Flavoured condoms
A month's supply of pemmican (some weird blubber shit)
The services of Belinda ($10 for 10 minutes, or until you cum!)
A case of beer
Another case of beer! (with the change and the deposit you get back from returning the empties, you can get another ;) )
Monkey love from yours truly. :wank

[McClain]

Yeah... I can't do that whoreable. The only reason I'll get around $40 for that last lot is because of the Tyson game. It's common as hell but it still sells for about $10 by itself.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Hey McClain, do you have any games you want to sell or trade. I am in serious need of games.

[McClain]

I'll have more by Sunday. I'll post a list then. Most of the doubles/triples I have I put in to lots with my consoles. I don't really keep any doubles around for long.

[AChimp]

WTF. It is not polite to ignore an offer of TEN CANADIAN DOLLARS. >:

[Command Prompt]

Chimp: In what part of Canada can you get a case of beer for 10 dollars? Presidents Choice Beer DOESN'T COUNT

McClain: Can you get me a SNES at these "swap" meets? Just as long as it isn't yellowed to shit I am interested!

Fuck these other bums I am rich with student loans!!!

BA HA HA H AH AH AHA $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[McClain]

Yes, I can get SNES's at the swap meets. I see them every time. Tell me how much you're willing to pay. Keep in mind that I have to incorporate a small finders fee and shipping in to the cost.

You might be better off just purchasing one from a GameStop or a local used game store. SNES's have retained their value pretty well... Not like the N64 or NES.

[Command Prompt]

Well, I have checked out the local game stores, hense the term yellowed to shit. I don't know about Cali, but SNES's don't visually age well up here in the north.

We only haver one good pawn shop in the city, ie, Cash Converters. All the other pawn shops are shit and sell garbage, and Microplay, our wonderful set of Game Trading stores is always out of SNES's.

And the EB's up here suck too. The game selection is shit, and they barely carry any toys. :(

Good thing I am going down to ND this weekend. Time to hit up the Software Etc. :) If I am luckless I will let you know.

I would pay 50 - 60 bucks US for a mint SNES. You can send the fucking thing C.O.D.

[Command Prompt]

PS, Fo' Real My Nizzle. Holla Back, Yo

[McClain]

A'ight.

[Mockery]

Yep, he'll send you that $50.00 right after he buys an I-Mockery T-Shirt. :picklehat

[AChimp]

Shit dawg, C. So you think that Microplay's always out of SNES's? You just don't know how to schmooze the old lady. :blah

A pinch and a whisper are enough to get you into the back room.

[Command Prompt]

>:

[McClain]

Here's a list of my extras:

SMB x3
SMB 2
SMB 3 x2
SMB/Duck Hunt x10
Duck Hunt x3
Double Dragon
Blaster Master
Fighting Golf
Astyanax
Roger Clemens' MVP Baseball
Top Gun
R.B.I. Baseball
Rygar
Super Dodge Ball
Dragon Warrior
Dance Aerobics (saving for Chojin)
Alpha Mission
Major League Baseball
Batman
Slalom
Mike Tyson's Punch Out
Spelunker
The Hunt for Red October
Super Jeopardy
Baseball
John Elway's Quarterback x2
Track & Field x2
Track & Field II
Bases Loaded x3
Bandai Golf x3
Hoops x4
Double Dribble x3
Golf x3
Anticipation x3

[Cap'n Crunch]

What are the going prices for the games?

[McClain]

Here they are. Have fun. They changed a bit 'cause I got a few more games.

http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&userid=flampoo&include=0&since=-1&sort=3&rows=50

[Protoclown]

I WANT MEGGA MAN DO YUO HAVE ANY MEGA MAN!!1??

[McClain]

Yes. I have Mega Man 7 and X for the NES.

[Command Prompt]

Damn it no SNESs anywhere. You best find me one at this "swap meet" and IT BETTER NOT BE YELLOWISHY !!!

PS - AV cables not the RF switch please.

PSS - See if you can find chrono trigger too.


LOL JUST KIDDING ;)

[McClain]

Yeah... I saw a couple SNES's at the swap meet, but I got to thinking - there's no guarantee that the one I buy will work. They typically do, but sometimes you get a faulty console. You don't want to pay for a broke console and I don't want to incur any costs. Why don't you just get one on ebay? Shit man, you can get one w/ everything, guaranteed to work and a few games for less than $50.
Basically I'm telling you that unless you're crazy, you're best bet is to buy one from ebay or from a Gamestop or sumpin'.

[whoreable]

I bought a working one at goodwill for 7.50

[Command Prompt]

Oh, so you DON'T like making money. FINE!

I figured you would welsh on this arrangment! :(