Week of the Rom Hack: Day 1 - "DISCO MARIO!"

[Mockery]

Ah yes, we're finally launching another "Week of the Rom Hack". This is the first time we've had one since the rom hacks section of I-Mockery was first launched. We've got some wonderful rom hacks in store for you. So wonderful that I thought the first rom hack review should be one that blinds you so that you will be unable to view the other rom hacks that we'll be unveiling later in the week. Our first one is Disco Mario, reviewed byFatSatan. So prepare your eyes for a flashy onslaught and read on!

http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/boxes/discomario-box.gif (http://www.I-Mockery.com/RomHacks/DiscoMario)
ROM HACK REVIEW: DISCO MARIO! by FatSatan:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/RomHacks/DiscoMario

Enjoy!

-RoG-

[Comrade Rocket]

Should my eyes be bleeding after that???

[Cap'n Crunch]

I played this hack before and it gave me a huge headache. :(

Good game though.

[Big McLargehuge]

Best rom hack review ever.

[Rongi]

I am convinced that Hitler himself invented the concept of rom hacking :(

[Anonymous]

Most of the humor seemed too forced, but I enjoy stairwell accidents as much as the next man :<

[Mike]

Crap.. I think one of my eyes is looking in the wrong direction now

[Spectre X]

my chest hurts now....aaaargh...

[Mockery]

We might not hear from FatSatan for a while. I'm sure his corneas are completely fucked after having to play that game for so long just to get enough screenshots so he could put together the animation. What a trooper!

:imock

[pjalne]

Jesus Christ, I just read the review in the school library and people were drawn to my screen like moths.

[Ninjavenom]

:hypno

[Mockery]

Jesus Christ, I just read the review in the school library and people were drawn to my screen like moths.

Haha, I can imagine. What were they saying? They probably figured it was just a bunch of those annoying "you've won!" flashing banner ads...

[Rongi]

Uh, where the fuck is the secound one >: ?

[Mockery]

Is it midnight EST yet? No, didn't think so. That's when the new rom hacks go up each day. So you've got about 3 hours to go still...

[TeRRaNuSER]

i read the review while eating BBQ chicken, lucky for me my friends face was there to stop any of it from hitting my wall

[Rongi]

Is it midnight EST yet? No, didn't think so. That's when the new rom hacks go up each day. So you've got about 3 hours to go still...

:dunce

[Big McLargehuge]

YOUR TIMEZONE SUCKS.

[Domo Kun]

Ah my eyes hurt so bad. Time to go play it on me Relgular Nintendo so my eyes do not burst.


-Domo

[pjalne]

Jesus Christ, I just read the review in the school library and people were drawn to my screen like moths.

Haha, I can imagine. What were they saying? They probably figured it was just a bunch of those annoying "you've won!" flashing banner ads...

They were saying 'Whatcha reading?' And then I had to say 'Erm... A review for a hacked Nintendo game from somewhere around 1988.' And then they said 'Oh' and went away, and the list of girls I never get to have sex with expanded further.

[Mockery]

:tear

[Bestrest]

Lol @

?:??
I've been spared from total oblivion. While doing a patented "happy dance" after beating world 6, I fell down the stairs and came to my senses. With two shattered ankles I dragged myself back into my room and shut off the NES emulator. The doctor says my brain came very close to exploding due to the constant exposure to flickering images, and he's pretty sure the tumor will fall off on its own sooner or later. Then again, his breath did smell distinctly of scotch. I guess that concludes my review of an utterly unplayable rom hack by a sadistic monster whose name or hacker alias I would like to know, to pay him back for the experience. It was a harsh lesson, one I don't recommend you to learn for yourself. Stay away from Disco Mario. There is evil in there that does not sleep...

Lol, i wish that i could do a happy dance near the stairs after beating a game

Remember kids, dont do happy dance near the stairs..

[UtterParadox]

My eyes began to oscillate in sympathy with the flashing lights after I read the review...

To sum up: Nude Punch-Out is no longer the most disturbing rom hack.

[ROOKIE]

Apparently he wants to keep his review secret. No man could make it past the second moving picture.

[NES Boy]

Hi, I'm back. I've been gone for so long...

Anyway, I just noticed something in one of the screenshots (Yes I took brief glipses of the pics before blocking them with hand while reading the texts so that I won't go through the same things that happened to FatSatan, our friend from the Netherlands). When Toad shrunk, he returns to his normal, non-ghostly form, only now he's a conehead. The question is, what happens to Peach and the Marios when they shrink?

[Rongi]

http://www.netraptor.org/stuff/hoax/chrisdr.eggblacky.gif

[soundtest]

Holy fuck that is disturbing!