Week of the Rom Hack: Day 4 - "PUSSY CITY PIMPS"

[Mockery]

A full day without penises in a rom hack? I'm sure you're just aching for more penis now, so I'm happy to present FatSatan's other contribution to Week of the Rom Hack... yet another hack of River City Ransom.

http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/boxes/pussycitypimps-box.gif (http://www.I-Mockery.com/romhacks/PussyCityPimps)
Week of the Rom Hack: Day 4 - "PUSSY CITY PIMPS" by FatSatan:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/romhacks/PussyCityPimps

Enjoy!

-RoG-

[Cap'n Crunch]

The dialogue in that hack was hilarious. I love it. :(

[Skulhedface]

I'd say that one hack alone more than made up for the apparent lack of phallii that Afroman had.

If anything, at least this hacker went through the entire game and was thorough, although ya gotta wonder... Is being so thorough about penile synonyms such a good thing?

[Comrade Rocket]

Should my ears... oh nevermind

that jokes just not funny anymore

[Anonymous]

Best rom hack review ever :<

[huh]

After seeing Pussy City Pimps the hack of river city ransom(a game i have played and loved for years,i think im going to sit down and hit my head against the wall for hours.I will then go on to lighting my hair on fire.



DAMN YOU TO HELL FATSATAN!!!!!

[Skulhedface]

What an excellent idea for a ROM hack!

I just need to find a decent "fire" sprite rip...

[Rongi]

A full day without penises in a rom hack? I'm sure you're just aching for more penis now

You dirty little slut you ;)

[Bestrest]

penis, dildo, dick :) like you said:

Well, all is once again lustful in Pussy City, and just in time, because if I'd have to deal with one more synonym for a penis, I'm going to kill myself.


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[FS]

Well, I got my question answered.

From: Michael Cowart <******>
To: fatsatan@fragile-minds.com
Subject: Pussy City Pimps! (What is a cathouse?)
Date: Wed, 27 Aug 2003 23:43:17 -0500

A cathouse is a whorehouse. Don't ask me why, but it is. It's a pretty old term for it, too.

--
Michael Cowart
University of Arkansas
Dept. of Computer Engineering

I was expecting it to have something to do with cat-felching. :(

[pjalne]

http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/PussyCityPimps/sauna3.gif

:lol

[Ninjavenom]

I love you Fatty! :love

[UtterParadox]

The worst part of all this is that he who designed this hack is probably seeking out the Japan-only SNES sequel to RCR. We may someday have an entire "Pussy City" SERIES to deal with.

Oh, fuck this, I'm just gonna eat a bullet.

[the_dudefather]

i bet all these pimp related rom hacks are by 13 year old white suburb kids, who listen to emimem and think they are gangstas

anyways, anyone ever see the zelda: links awakening porn hack, the dialogue is redone similar to tho pussy city pimps, but you use your dick as a weapon, and a condom as a shield, all while questing for the (ahem)... sacret sex toys.

[NIGhtMAre]

:) fun fun fun fun

[huh]

http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/pussycitypimps/loose3.gif


this has given smut a whole new meaning

[FS]

Note to self: instead of asking for e-mails, just find a dictionary. Today alone I got seven e-mails from people telling me what a cathouse is.

[Mockery]

If you want, I can edit your review if you send me some updated text. That way you won't keep getting the "what a cathouse is" emails.