HELP! Cress in eggshells

[Bod]

I've been desperately trawling the net for a picture of cress grown in an eggshell. You know the kind of thing that you did in school. You drew a face on the shell and the cress looked like real hair. I need a picture of an example of this or I shall have to grow my own on my kitchen window sill and what will the neighbours think? Hmmmm.

[mburbank]

thanks for ruining this thread

[george]

i seiriously have no idea what either of you are talking about.

[mburbank]

oh great now you really ruined this thread. thanks.

[Anonymous]

hahah what the fuck is a cress? Is that some crazy wacky english word

[mburbank]

Doopa, I like you and all, but seriously, thanks for ruining this thread. Sincerely.

[Anonymous]

omg you are **so** welcome! fuck I just ruined it again didn't I

[mburbank]

No, that was great. Really, really great.





shit.






thats it.


I'm deffinitely killing myself.



Thanks.

[Bod]

watercress. you may have it with egg in an egg and cress sandwich. A popular herb to grow in the kitchen. And every kid in the UK had to grow it in an egg shell at school. I presumed it to be cross-cultural, everyone can enjoy cress!

[Anonymous]

well it's not, you freak

[FartinMowler]

See I mentioned that before where I said my mom made me a "egg salad sandwich" but it was just eggs and mayo but maybe this little english has solved my mystery of what its the salad in an egg salad sandwich. :rave

[Dole]

Bod:Just buy one of the little pots of cress from a supermarket, and transplant to a little egg shell- HEY PRESTO! All done. Jolly good.

You probably have cress in the states but call it something silly like 'salad tree'.

[Eternal_Champion]

haha yeah, Americans haha.

[Zhukov]

My little brother has one right at this moment.

[executioneer]

HAHA YEAH, AMERICANS DONT EAT THE SAME THINGS BRITAINS DO :eek THEY MUST BE CRAZY :eek OR STUUUPID :eek HAHA

-willie

[glowbelly]

calm down, you.

[executioneer]

I can't, I just got done watching Falling Down and its got me all emotions :(

-willie

[mburbank]

We have watercress, it's just no one is stupid enough to think of it as a food.

[kellychaos]

The sensation that's sweepin' the nation. Everbody CRESS!!

http://gif-farm.com/argflashsite/20011115/arg-monkey-pile-url.gif

[mburbank]

Nice work runing this thread, Kelly.

[kellychaos]

In accepting this award, I'd first like to thank my mentor, Max Burbank < sniffs while holding award high above his head > This one's for you Maxi! WE DID IT!! :)

[Eternal_Champion]

who said it was a food

[Eternal_Champion]

or should i say you would be stupid if you didn't know it was a food

[MK IV]

Bah ! its not real food , its a garnish , that means its meant to be left at the side of teh plate.

[Eternal_Champion]

ya mean like gerkins in your burger?

[mburbank]

Know what's worse than Gerkins on your burger?

Crabs on your organ.

I shit you not my friend. That's a burning sensation that lingers.


Oh, and thanks for ruining this thread.

EDIT: fucker.

[MK IV]

Crabs should definately be left on the side of the plate.


Infact you should just leave the *plate* well alone.

[Bod]

Zhukov! wow!

could you take a pic of this amazing egg and post it here! I beg you please.

[DEMONICOILS]

I couldn't find a picture of my sisters egg-shell cress grower, but managed to find a picture of my brother growing opuim upon his egg-head.

http://ddcoils.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/egghead2.jpg

[Zhukov]

Sorry Bod, it's locked in a classroom and school holidays just started. :(

Give me two weeks or something.

[Bod]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:9gxnIDQMIK0C:www.burkesbackyard.com.a u/facts/1999/homes/images/egghead_38.gif