Carnivore isn't very tough

[Uncle Otto]

In fact, if he was a D&D character, he'd have a 4 Strength.
A lack of testosterone and a body-weight of 93 lbs. cannot be compensated for-- certainly not by bragging about eating meat!
Men fight, they whore, they drink; they don't brag about eating steak.

[whoreable]

OR DO THEY??
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LovelyWendie99 (http://www.lovelywendie99.com/)

[Malevolent]

Fee fi fo fum! I smell the blood of newbie scum. First off, you're lucky to even be acknowledged. Are you trying to gain quick recognition with this piece of dumbassedness? Well, you have it. You are henceforth recognized as a typical, newbie piece of crap with absolutely nothing of value to offer the I-Mockery community.

[CaptainBubba]

Thats exactly how he wanted you to react :rolleyes

[slavemason]

If you were a D&D character, you'd still live with your Mom.

[Malevolent]

MammothClitoris, your chosen user name cries out "ignore me, I'm an idiot."

I choose to listen to that message.

[CaptainBubba]

your lying. :/

[FS]

Your English is poor. :/

[slavemason]

The name may scream "ignore me", but that old geezer in the grocery sack gets me every time.
And before you go tearing me a new asshole, I know you hate me. Welcome aboard! :/

[Malevolent]

Actually, I don't. Not yet, at least.

[slavemason]

Just ask around. It's only a matter of time. Who knows you may be a complete asshole too. :conspiracy
There's always hope.

[sadie]

what's up with the 93?

[FS]

It's the amount of weight Uncle Otto needs to lose to avoid certain heart attack.

[punkgrrrlie10]

what's wrong with 93 >:

[James]

Methinks Otto is tsipar lana.

[Malevolent]

Whoever he is, he wouldn't come back if he had half a brain.

He'll be back :/