what age do u want to get laid

[payne]

ok i have a weird topic some people think about or not all the time ok it is what age do u think u want to get laid and dont bullshit me like 13 or 14 like what u really really really want to get laid

[Anonymous]

You have to be at least 13 to post here, Rupert.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Payne, you already got laid when you were 5, and by your uncle.

[payne]

ahhh go screw urself assholes i waz just askin no go bend over for that man over there then go drink milk from a hose in a dark alley u bastards

[Anonymous]

You might be close enough to 13 that we can let it slide, Leslie; When were you born? :)

[payne]

u no what i am wayyy past 13 u loser bastards r u kidding probably i am older then all of u and yet u peopl r like 12 immature babies

[Cap'n Crunch]

Are you 14? :lol

[executioneer]

shut up fag

-willie

[payne]

God all of u can go to hell

[executioneer]

shut up fag

-willie

[Jeanette X]

Is Payne a character?

[payne]

i dont have a clue

[executioneer]

shut up fag

-willie

[Perndog]

payne ur a fagg u littel basterd u shuld shut ur mouth we all no ur only liek 11 r u kidding probably if u where older u'd no how 2 type like sum1 w/ a brain instead of a retard

[payne]

u no what go fuck yoursevles ok i am 14 u people have to be like 11 12 trust me i no this shit

[executioneer]

shut up fag

-willie

[Anonymous]

Shouldn't you be more worried about passing Finger Painting 101 than sneaking up on kids in the bathroom?

[James]

lik no ofenze but y wud u ask this unles u r luking 4 attenshun u fagort

The answer to all your questions are located inside your wrists. Slice them open (legthwise) and let the answers flow as freely as your tears.

[Cap'n Crunch]

liten we all no u got raped when u were young so stop posting things on me and go think about ur rape get a boner and then go to a fag store and get somthing 4 urself u shouldent be ashamed cum licker

[payne]

all of u suck major balls literly ok so leave me alon u bastards i tell ya also u slit ur wrists i will have a video carmera watching ur tears spill out and sell it on ebay

[executioneer]

silence, nancy-boy

-willie

[James]

I hope you do something very valuable with all the time you're saving on not spelling out words, like stab yourself in the face.

[payne]

wow u actually kare bout spelling well that has to be the most retarted thing i haerd all my life ur not in school asshole nothing has to be perfect

[Cap'n Crunch]

yeh, i maen, skoewl deson't kaer aboot spelieling!

[James]

Yes, I think it's definitely safe to say that you are not in school. But give it a couple years. Your Kindergarten teacher will help you learn the alphabet, and you'll even get naptime and juice if you go full-time.

[payne]

personally i can do this all night it is like1:36Am in NewYork and i can take all of u little 12years old on

[ScruU2wice]

wow u actually kare bout spelling well that has to be the most retarted thing i haerd all my life ur not in school asshole nothing has to be perfect

What pisses me off about myself, is i said virtually the same fuckin thing when i started :/ :suicide

[Anonymous]

This is like the syndrome babies have, where they think everyone is another baby of varying size. Only more retarted.

[Skulhedface]

AIDS?

If not, this guy should still go catch it.

[payne]

ahh go catch some aids while u play grab ass

[Esuohlim]

u peopl r like 12 immature babies

I LIKE HOW HE PICKED AN EVEN NUMBER OF BABIES THERE

[Skulhedface]

YOU SURE TURNED THAT AROUND ON ME

[payne]

hey assholes thanks i am 15 dollars richer me and my friend(yes he is still here at almost 2am ) cause we bet 1 of my messages would bo over a page in like 20 mintues so thanks assholes now i have 15 dollars in my pocket

[executioneer]

SHUT YOUR YAP, ANUS FLAP

-willie

[Skulhedface]

Well, it's a good thing I didn't make bets with my friends about how often you'd make spelling errors and sound like a complete fuckbucket, otherwise they'd be handing me weeks upon weeks of paychecks.

You put in parentheses, "Who is still here at 2am".

You're trying too hard to convince us. What are you, a Nancy Boy? What kind of 14 year old's parents let a kid stay up til 2am IN THE MORNING as you put it, anyway?!?

[payne]

you people were like puppets

[Esuohlim]

GRRRRR! HE HAS 15 DOLLARS AND I'M MAD NOW >:

[Skulhedface]

Esuohlim, being serious for a moment...

Even if you're in high school right now, you're still a good 10 years older than that guy. Why not just take his $15?!?

[payne]

see what u dont realize is me and my friends stay up as long as we want cause we r family friends so there parents stay here to like 3 or 4 am

[Skulhedface]

DON'T TGHEY HAVE JOBS OR CHUIRCH OR SOMETHING OT GO TO TOMORROW MORNING?

[payne]

uhh today is sunday 2:00Am we have until a coupl more hours till monday like 22 more hours

[Skulhedface]

THEY DON'T HAVE CHURCH ON MONDAYS!!! YOU SILLY BASTARD!

[payne]

ya i no isnt life gran d

[executioneer]

ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T LOVE JESUS >:>:>:>:

-willie

[Skulhedface]

[edit- Willie's post makes mine look stupid :( ]

[payne]

hey i love jesus

[Esuohlim]

I LIKE HOW HALF OF PAYNE'S POSTS BRAGS ABOUT HOW LATE HE'S ALLOWED TO STAY UP

[payne]

nahhh i hate braging

[Esuohlim]

WELL THAT'S DANDY BUT I'M TALKING ABOUT BRAGGING HERE >:

[payne]

me too jeese

[Esuohlim]

http://64.95.118.51/images/opti/98/28/1060633-movie-resized200.jpg

[payne]

heyyyy

[Jixby Phillips]

I bet you cant' even sta y up till 8 am all night

[Professor Cool]

Kids say the DARNDEST things...

[Rev. Danno]

My questions are...
1. What are you going to do with your 15 dollars.
2. Why are you playing around on a computer if you have a friend
over.
3. Why don't you love jesus?
4. So, your parents have friends who more or less "stay the night"...
Doesn't that seem odd to you? Do they have you and your friend stay in your room while they watch movies that you can't watch?
5. Why's daddy, mommy and their friends all in bathrobes?
6. did you go to church yet?
7. Do you and your friend know Homosinuality is wrong...

[payne]

lets see i dont have 15dollars no no vath robes u bastard uhh i made the whole thing up ya i did but that happens all month and i will make sure that he will rite to all u assholes

[Skulhedface]

Yes, his friend will be here to write to us any minute. As soon as his "friend" learns how to log on as two different users at the same time and they'll always post at the exact same minute, yet know exactly what the other one will say.

Well, am I right?

[Big Papa Goat]

I don't think payne is going to post anymore, just because he loves seeing his post count at 69

[Jeanette X]

u no what i am wayyy past 13 u loser bastards r u kidding probably i am older then all of u and yet u peopl r like 12 immature babies
Allow me to point you in the direction of the "Post Your Picture Here" thread on General Blabber so that you may confirm that we are indeed, over 12 years old.
Assuming you are capable of finding it. :blah

[Cap'n Crunch]

He says he is WAY past 13, but he is only 14. :lol

[Skulhedface]

Well, assuming by how you count...

If he's counting by years, he isn't way past 13.

If he's counting by MINUTES, however... yea, sure. I buy it.

[The Retro Kat]

My b-day is Oct 29, I think i can pull it off while im still 16.

[payne]

kiss my ass assholes

[Gurlugon]

payne, you're an asscracker.

[payne]

go take a shower wit the guys

[Gurlugon]

Gay jokes. Uncomfortable with your sexuality, eh?

[Geggy]

14. :( I lived in a coed dorm when I went to a private school. I turned into a nympho. :( I hate sex now. :(

[HickMan]

I'm planning on becoming a priest. So by my mid-thirties I'll bag an eight-year-old.

[GADZOOKS]

Payne, go play in traffic

[payne]

scewq u all

[Jixby Phillips]

no screw YOU fag

[CastroMotorOil]

I hope to first have sex with myself when im 14, oh wait fuck, im not a virgin anymore and im 19 :( damn you are sooooo much cooler then me what with your jesus hating and being too cool for correct spelling. And i wish i could stay up late cuz my mommy let me. :(

[Emu]

YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH ME PAYNE

[Professor Cool]

I would like to get laid in the renaissance age, i want all those wenches to gaze upon thy sword and give us a good holy grail, GROOOOWWWLLL ;)

[payne]

i hate evry single 1 of u

[Esuohlim]

i hate evry single u of 1 :lol

[Skulhedface]

1 of u single evry hate i

[Jixby Phillips]

you guys are JERKS!

[Esuohlim]

you JERK the guys OMTF :(

[Skulhedface]

guys JERKS the you

[Cap'n Crunch]

YOU JERK OFF GUYS.

[Rez]

GENEROUS PROPORTIONS

[sadie]

never.

[payne]

so that is the best u can do?

[Mike P]

I think all Payne needs is a nice, big hug. Or perhaps he just needs a good hard smack across the face. Or a nice castration. Every single thread he's started is something to do with sex...

Yeah, let's go with the castration.

[Esuohlim]

******ing around is not allowed on the boards, Mike P. >:

[Rongi]

When do YOU want to get laid?

[Ghost of Fraiser]

I wanna get laid at EVERY age.

[soundtest]

dont bullshit me like 13 or 14 like what u really really really want to get laid

[Rongi]

so that is the best u can do?

[soundtest]

http://www.geocities.com/guail0/kof1.txt

[Skulhedface]

:love

[payne]

NOTHING IS WRONG WITH SEX ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Esuohlim]

NOTHING IS WRONG WITH ASSHOLE SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nerd]

:lol

[payne]

yet again like i saw over over and over again assholes

[soundtest]

:hypno IORI's LAST NAME IS YAGAMI SPELL IT BACKWRDS AND IT'S IMAGAY :hypno

[HickMan]

you guys are JERKS!

JERSK U MEAN

[Skulhedface]

DON'T BE A DIKC, HICK....

wait a minute..

[Spooky]

DON'T BE A DIKC, HICK....

wait an hour..

[JenMacca]

What, you mean like when we FIRST wanted to start getting laid? For me, it was somewhere btween 13 and a half and 14. What age is it best to wait until at LEAST? 17. (Or at least that's how long I would've waited. *shrug*)

[soundtest]

dont bullshit me like 13 or 14 like what u really really really want to get laid

[HickMan]

God all of u can go to hell

Show the way, you uncle fucking cat humping five year old perverted kid who likes up the butt. >:

[payne]

i hate all of u

[Gurlugon]

but i wub u :)

[payne]

wow gay!!!

[ziggytrix]

i can't believe there's really 5 pages of this shit.

[payne]

stop complaining kid

[Ballman]

payne, mach es dir selber du verdammter Arschficker du Hurensohn Blöde Fotze, du ist einen Hosenscheisser!!!!, now mabey u should go to sleep so that u dont miss school tomorow eh?

[+tom-]

payne
Urusai, Kono Bakayaro. Kusu o taberu na okama!
ookiosewada minikui kusatta ketsunoana.
achike baka yaro.

any one like to translate?


Also payne, your a wanker.
You needn't worry about questions like this because your never gonna get laid so shut the up with these cheezy cheezarama posts.
Now go wash your ears with soap u stupid child.
:troutslap

[Slinky Ferret]

ok i have a weird topic some people think about or not all the time ok it is what age do u think u want to get laid and dont bullshit me like 13 or 14 like what u really really really want to get laid

I think he is trying to say:

1. Some people think about it all the time

2. What age do you want to get laid

or

3. What age did you get laid

As you can see I have removed the enthusiasim because he really does want to get laid when he's a bit older and probably with an older woman too rather than his right hand.

I like sex in a loving relationship. Enough said.